/Afr/ican general / Afrikaanse algemene

DUDE

WEED

Haha

good moaning

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>>53116908

lmao

What's that pipe called?

>>53117730
there are south africans in that shit hole?

WE

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>>53117756
>Palmy is so shit even Saffers avoid it

kek

>>53117803
is it in western australia?

>>53117858
No, central lower North Island m8

>>53117761
THE BEST

Which is better
Afrikaans
or Dutch?

>>53118147
Both are bad. At least afrikaans sounds cute.

btw don't order salami with turkey at subway. Bad mix

>>53118147
>which tastes better, shit or puke?

>>53118410
cant decide what to eat tonight paco?

Post some African rock/metal band

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>>53118496

>>53118543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=202fjZZO-tI

>>53118613
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

>afronigger thread
>no real niggers
>filled with whites, mixed and americanized subhumans

>>53118666
There's at least one real african here.

>>53118496
salty breh

>>53118652
Ok eat shit. Since the invention of anti-venom there has not been a single human death as a result of a spider bite.

>>53118723
>look look I'm Mumba Batumba from the Congo
>Real African who left his shithole to live in a white country
>H-hey I know what's up in Africa

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>>53118796

>>53118796
what do you think i am helmut?

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>>53118781

>>53118842
A devil

>>53118842
How many generations are you african?

>>53118864
just for that the domestic worker is gonna get a beating when i get home from work. are you proud of yourself for causing a woman to get beaten up? does it make you feel like a man?

>>53118891
on fathers side since 1658 and mothers side 1663

>>53118910
N-no ;_;

>>53118931
Dutch or british?

>>53118910
Have you ever heard of a cursed farm?

>>53118973
dutch
http://www.geni.com/people/Johannes-Pretorius/6000000007068046684
and
http://www.geni.com/people/Pieter-ROBBERTSZ/6000000004211333894

pretorius = mothers side
robbertsz=fathers side

>>53119078
yes but i havent played wow in ages.

>>53116908
good morning, my african brothers

>>53119091
>Dutch saffers literally only have 6 unique surnames

Just fuck my sister fäm

>>53119544
atleast we can ride bromponies and shitpots on skootrekenaars

>
Bump

>>53119647
Hey is it true that the buses in SA are always filled to the brim with people?

>>53120315
they look stuffed to the brim. never rode on a public transport bus though

>african thread
>1 african poster
kek they're too uncivilized to use the internet

>>53122054
& what makes you think that you're any better?

>>53122054
Or they just use the internet for other things

how far

>>53123182
Hey, what's up

>>53118652
>Be Petorios Van De Bloemkrugbergmeydoorvuurenkloper typical Seth Efrican
>Wake up in my gated residential compound in Traansblerksbergfontein to security alarm blaring
>"Fook! Dar se kaffir in de huis!"
>Engage in automatic firefight with intruders
>Get shot in arm
>Intruders hold you down and punish you for being evil white devil with their spears of the nation
>fucked by black africans
>They leave with all your valubles
>fucked by black africans
>Go to insurance office to collect claim on stolen property
>X!ongqa N#a Tshambalavaqcwe is at the front desk
>Doesn't know how to process your claim as she got the job with no experience through black empowerment program
>Suggest you drink beetroot tea as corrective measure
>fucked by black africans
>A group of EFF advocates spot you leaving insurance office and immediately begin singing shoot the boer
>Hold you down and begin jackrolling you
>You feel the fury of being penetrated by one thousand ukhonto we sizwes
>fucked by black africans
>They expropriate your 1987 BMW for being property stolen and nationalize it
>None of them know how a car works so they set it on fire when it runs out of gas
>fucked by black africans
>"Et least ui stuhll huhff my savings in the bank!"
>Check news report on phone
>"Zuma passes new redistribution act! White financial assets to be transferred to black businesses to level the playing field"
>Fucked by black africans
>Begin walking back to your compound only to be attacked by Mnspmwe Tshambalama and Tsimbala Namadingdong demanding the 4 rand from your pocket as repayment for apartheid
>Hack you to death and set you on fire anyways but not before you are once again
>fucked by black africans

>>53123460
rude

>>53123182
do a vocaroo

45c here tomorrow

>>53129519
ouch

>>53122054
>kek they're too uncivilized to use the internet
>he doesn't browse Nairaland
baka

>>53116908
What is the best African country and why is it Ivory coast?

Africa, when are you going to get a noise scene?

>>53130752
because ebola?

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>>53130752
>tfw we are witnessing the downfall of ivory coast
what a time to be alive

Yet another nigger thread
Sage

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>>53131530
bump

>>53131221
Hey gabon, what kind of music are you into?

>>53131874
my taste are pretty
miscellaneous, but i don't think i have a favorite genre

>>53132157
Do you have a favourite band?

Alright I'm going to bed

Gnightt

Don't forget to bump

>>53117761
WAREN

>>53118625
sounds awesome

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>>53123460
what a time to be alive

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Oh shit I'm late guys. Hello!

>>53118796
>german highschool stereotype is the white, rich and nerdy dude, lanky type of guy with napoleon dynamite mewvements. Tries to be part of cool kids but is only accepted because he is rich and somewhat relavent. Although he is being secretly raped by crack selling hood dude (ISIS) in the lockeroom and can;t tell the school faculty because one part of him (merckel), likes it
You are a bitch of yourself