You have ONE MINUTE to make Australian posters angry
Protip: you can't
melbourne and sydney are cancer, the only actual australians still in existence live in queensland
this is actually what i think. if you live literally anywhere else you should blow your brains out. you're not even human beings
I'm Egyptian, planning to migrate to Australia
>why yes, they're not sophisticated and upper class like my euphoric self. m'yes indeed.
I expected better of you, pekka.
It fills my heart knowing how progressive Australia is and how they deal with rapists such as this man.
I just moved back from overseas and it's actually kind of shocking how fucking boring and nanny state Australia is compared to essentially everywhere else.
Australia is honestly one of the most bland, conservative countries I've been too, it's actually really depressing.
>I just moved back from overseas and it's actually kind of shocking how fucking boring and nanny state Australia is compared to essentially everywhere else.
i want to leave so fucking bad 2bh but money's so tight and jobs in my field are a motherfucker to find
anywhere sounds good as long as it's first world
I've been living in Canada for the past several years.
Australia is like Canada but with all the fun, culture and relaxed atmosphere removed. Australia is so fucking nanny-state it's actually crazy. I mean ffs they are talking about banning music festivals in NSW.
some english guy made a post ages ago. he speculated the reason was that originally australia was basically a military dictatorship for a long time and it left a lasting impression on the australian psyche
made plenty of sense to me
Australians have a very cotton wool mentality to the point it often is completely irrational.
I'm not so sure where it comes from, but I would think a lot of it stems from a massive safety first campaign through childhood and the Government also having a "Father knows best" role in society which is just accepted.
It doesn't help that Australian politicians tend to be patronizing as fuck control freaks.
>It doesn't help that Australian politicians tend to be patronizing as fuck control freaks.
i agree, i think the only practical thing to do is to just move abroad. always wanted to live in south ireland for a while, not sure what it'll be like though
>Politicians will be SO much better overseas
>Politicians will be SO much better overseas
finally someone in the thread is actually mad
the truth is though that my complete lack of involvement in foreign politics would mean that i don't have to care about it very much 2bh if you know what i mean
you're really just americans with even dumber accents
The fact that other countries actually have a degree of freedom and you're treated as an actual adult, yes.
Australia is nanny state as fuck, with both a populace and Government that love authoritarianism.
By nanny state, I don't mean plain packages or even so much gun control (though Australias goes overboard imo) its the shit like lockout laws, overzealous zoning, ridiculous noise restrictions, people dobbing eachother to the police for noise, apartments being built across the road of music venues then the music venue forced to shut by the Government due to complaints, trying to ban music festivals, Internet filters trying to be implemented every 2-3 years.
It's fucking annoying as shit. Australia is really a society covered in cotton wool.
Make it five, otherwise it's a technical impossibility.
>people keep overdosing at festivals
>people keep overdosing in clubs
>people keep overdosing in public restrooms
>ban public restrooms
>people keep overdosing in the street
>ban people from the streets
>people keep overdosing in their home
>ban private homes
>people keep overdosing at night
>ban the nighttime, erect giant stratospheric mirror to capture sunlight 24/7
>politicians in lithuania are shit
>doesn't affect me on personal level, i'm a third party. could move again
>politicians in australia are shit
>directly affected, implicitly involved
>I think he's NZ's most despised Prime Minister
You live in a massive country with several large metropolitan areas as well as huge areas with no people in them for hundreds of kilometers. You have skiing areas as well as beautiful beaches. You have access to fun cars that are hard to get in large parts of the world. And you are relatively close to Asia, which is good if you ever want to visit a different country.
Why would you want to leave? Apart from the abysmal weather and inevitable skin cancer, that is.
Australia is the abortion of the world you cunts sucked up the worst of our culture and are made up of the worst of our people a true disgrace to an age old empire I could at least be proud of burgers/Canadians as shitty as they are or even poo in the loos as they have a National identity that doesn't revolve around being the British northerner working class retard
You cunts are pathetic and will always be a joke now fuck off
I don't actually hate Australians sorry if that made you more suicidal you cunts are alright don't kill your self
>The generals of the Army General Staff, and the Prime Minister of Japan, General Hideki Tojo, did not see a need to commit massive troop resources to the conquest of Australia, with the massive logistical problems that would produce.
>He said that after he had taken Singapore, he wanted to discuss with Tojo a plan for the invasion of Australia... Tojo turned down the plan, making the excuse of lengthened supply lines, which would be precarious and open to enemy attack...
wait i meant this part
Norway has a temperate climate with proper seasons.
In the summer it's warm enough to go swimming.
In the winter it's cold enough to go snowboarding.
All in the same city.
It's never unbearably hot, and it's never unbearably cold. It's usually just right.
In most of Australia it's unbearably hot all the time.
>and it's never unbearably cold.
Most Australians would disagree with you. It's about subjectivity.
>It's never unbearably hot
Like I said, it's subjective. 35C isn't unbearably hot to someone who has lived their entire life in Australia.
>In most of Australia it's unbearably hot all the time.
That's going off of land mass, not population density. There's a reason almost no one lives in the middle of Australia. Use your brain.
>It's usually just right.
I guarantee you this is something most Australians would find to be cold.
>it's never unbearably cold.
I would not survive in that kind of weather.
I would take ours over Norways any day of the week desu.
>When you know getting ignored would piss OP off but everyone was dense enough to post.
There are never negative degrees in Sydney. That seems pretty unbearable to me.
You can always put on more clothes, and you'll be comfy.
At some point you're naked and it's still way too hot. And then there's nothing you can do.
>aussies internet isn't fast enough to download things, stream things, or play video games
>all they can do is shitpost and nervously keep an eye on their bandwidth used so they don't go over their cap
>due to such heavy and chronic shitposting they'll go into withdrawals if they don't stretch it across the whole month
>hmm it's a boiling 10 degrees outside
>I think I'll spend the day in here
Half of the country literally hates rugby anyway, we're objectively great at cricket, that one is subjective, we did (but so did you ;) ), some of us do, Melbourne IS our best city, and I believe that is also true.