****BREAKING NEWS**** - YELLOWSTONE IMMINENT ERRUPTION IS CONFIRMED

If Yellowstone erupted the whole Earth would be fucked, you can't run from it pham

>>53111974
>dated october 23, 2015
>it's now the current year

>>53111974
Nice try America, I'm not falling for your claims of the world ending this time.

>>53111974
>October 23rd, 2015
Dumb fucking tinhead

>>53111974
ok

>>53111974
>implying I give a fuck about Wyoming
Think I'll go back to my Chinese cartoons.

>>53111974
Refugees welcome here

>>53112016
Whole Western hemisphere would be dead and we would wish we were

>>53111974
We cannot predict earthquakes or volcanic eruptions.

t. geophysicist specializing in tectonophysics

>>53112287
>slowhateveria
>western europe

if america goes down, so does the rest of the world

america is the only place keeping this world safe and in check

ebin thread is ebin

>>53112335
What?

I specifically said that we are Eastern hemisphere, you slow motherfucker

>>53112370
:^)

>>53112393
Comma placement, or lack of one, is important anon.

>>53111974
I would love to watch the clouds coming from the beach.

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>massive san andreas fault breakup and yellowstone massive eruption will coincide and probably in your lifetime

can't wait

jesus this is so fucking autistic

>>53112501
Neither can most of us desu.

Why dont we just drill yellowstone to release some pressure?

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>WARNING
>WARNING
>WARNING
>WARNING
>WARNING

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>>53112730

>>53112730
http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/observatories/yvo/index.html
Decent bait m8

Let's nuke the noon!

im scared

>>53112795
fuck I already got my hopes up

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GANAMOS

WE WIN
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W
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If Muslims will die, I will be okay with this.

>>53112859
>getting your hopes up for a decade of darkness and deathly chills

Oh wait. That's normal in Finland.

>>53112911
you figure this all out yourself? impressive

that piece of shit volcano won't explode in like 1000 years

what a pussy volcano

that's why volcanos are shaped like pussies most probably

>>53112450
There was no place he needed to put one, you dunce.

I hope Taupo erupts and Australia is wiped out tbhfam

>>53112990
>ajajajajajajaj
When it does erupt it'll make such a large creater that the entirety of the park will look like Olympus Mons sunk into the Earth.

I'll just close the window. Its probably fine.

>>53113590
Just lock yourself in the basement. Tbh

>old faithful

lmao

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I'm ready.

>They are not underestimating the damage caused by a supervolcano. Computer models of the burning ash clouds claim that most of the American Midwest would be buried in layers of the stuff, and even the initial eruption would be on the scale of a nuclear explosion.

>be american
>nuke yourself through fracking