Why does so much fucked up shit happens in Florida?
>This state is meme gold.
Floridian here, perhaps I can shed some light.
The two centers of civilization are Miami to the south and Orlando in the middle of the state. Travel further north than Disney and you hit a bizarre parody of the Old South. Travel south from Miami and you get fucking nothing.
The Miami you see in movies is really Miami Beach. The rest is flat, heinously suburban and kind of brown. Hold a slice of toast horizontal, bring it up to your eyes, and you're a hop and a skip away from a midday drive down Dade county.
Outside of the safe cities, you have:
>Miami Gardens/Caroll City, where blacks murder each other every day
>Cuban satellite towns
>Everglades, where you can gamble or get rid of a corpse
>The Keys, where moms ride bikes and hundreds of people fish off bridges
The entire state is made of memes, pressed against each other cheek-to-cheek, wrapped in crying twine that can only just hold it all together.
>Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses
Only nice area is Longboat Key or any of the other small islands. Used to visit my grandparents there. Everything else is white-trash tier hideous flat land filled with trailers AIDS, and hoodrats.
North Florida is the most hilarious and frightening locale in North America. Avoid at all costs.
King Florida until 2007
Replaced him with Rick Scott since the latter was less aerodynamic in saltwater
>Florida Woman Eats Cinnamon Rolls and Rotisserie Chicken While Driving Drunk Through Walmart on Motorized Scooter
>Florida Man Says He Shoplifted Butt Plug Because He Was “Too Embarrassed” to Pay
>Florida Man Rams Car Into Jail, Says He "Just Wanted to Visit Friends”
FAAAAV SIIIIIIIIIX WUUUUUUUUUN
I will always associate Florida with the dude in 2010 who painted a V for Vendetta and missed everyone.
Because they have to make every single crime public you cunt. Only state in the U.S.
I was there for 10 days in dec to beat the cold. Very nice and friendly people. Everybody is just having a good time. No spics around. Florida is a great place
>North Florida is the most hilarious and frightening locale in North America. Avoid at all costs.
Born and raised here, and this is the truest description ever given. You can't even make this shit up.
>Why does so much fucked up shit happens in Florida?
I dunno, but its fucking hilarious