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Why does so much fucked up shit happens in Florida?
>This state is meme gold.
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>>53109615
Floridian here, perhaps I can shed some light.
The two centers of civilization are Miami to the south and Orlando in the middle of the state. Travel further north than Disney and you hit a bizarre parody of the Old South. Travel south from Miami and you get fucking nothing.

The Miami you see in movies is really Miami Beach. The rest is flat, heinously suburban and kind of brown. Hold a slice of toast horizontal, bring it up to your eyes, and you're a hop and a skip away from a midday drive down Dade county.

Outside of the safe cities, you have:
>Miami Gardens/Caroll City, where blacks murder each other every day
>Cuban satellite towns
>Everglades, where you can gamble or get rid of a corpse
>The Keys, where moms ride bikes and hundreds of people fish off bridges

The entire state is made of memes, pressed against each other cheek-to-cheek, wrapped in crying twine that can only just hold it all together.

Help me!
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>>53110324
What do you think of West Palm Beach?
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>Floridians will defend this
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>>53110656
Nobody from Miami would willingly go there when you have better daytrip spots.
Sorry :( ;-;
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>Man trying to time travel plows car into Florida businesses

http://www.news3lv.com/content/news/story/Man-time-travel-plows-car-Florida-businesses/jXd1LwskvEKEKuVVlkj8Gg.cspx
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>>53109615
Only nice area is Longboat Key or any of the other small islands. Used to visit my grandparents there. Everything else is white-trash tier hideous flat land filled with trailers AIDS, and hoodrats.
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>>53110324
St. Augustine is nice
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>>53110656
I live there. Too many niggers.
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>>53110747
>http://www.news3lv.com/content/news/story/Man-time-travel-plows-car-Florida-businesses/jXd1LwskvEKEKuVVlkj8Gg.cspx
>pensacola
North Florida is the most hilarious and frightening locale in North America. Avoid at all costs.
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>>53110708
who is this cuck meme lord? the florida king?
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>>53110324
Nearly every Floridian I meet has something off about them. If they're rednecks they're probably from in-state but otherwise they are definitely your kind.

t. georgia
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>>53110854
King Florida until 2007
Replaced him with Rick Scott since the latter was less aerodynamic in saltwater
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>>53110898
>Florida Woman Eats Cinnamon Rolls and Rotisserie Chicken While Driving Drunk Through Walmart on Motorized Scooter

>Florida Man Says He Shoplifted Butt Plug Because He Was “Too Embarrassed” to Pay

>Florida Man Rams Car Into Jail, Says He "Just Wanted to Visit Friends”
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>>53110994
Stupid Twitter link

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
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>>53110656
FAAAAV SIIIIIIIIIX WUUUUUUUUUN
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I will always associate Florida with the dude in 2010 who painted a V for Vendetta and missed everyone.
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Because they have to make every single crime public you cunt. Only state in the U.S.
I was there for 10 days in dec to beat the cold. Very nice and friendly people. Everybody is just having a good time. No spics around. Florida is a great place
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>>53110832
>North Florida is the most hilarious and frightening locale in North America. Avoid at all costs.

Born and raised here, and this is the truest description ever given. You can't even make this shit up.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/04/us/florida-slayings-ritualistic-witchcraft/
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WHO /BOCA RATON/ HERE
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>>53110854

whoa cuck isnt filtered anymore?
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Never cold enough to kill the crazies off.
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>>53109615
>Why does so much fucked up shit happens in Florida?
I dunno, but its fucking hilarious
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