am i the only one who LOVES to take a shit?

I like taking big poos after holding them in for several days

>>53101748
im doing huge one right now after aushi and beer. what a time to be alive

>>53101799
sushi*
AND im keep clicking pies and hamburgers to post this

>>53101706
Do you like anal?

nope you're not the only one

>>53101706
I have diarrhea all the time so I fucking hate it. I have an obsessive fear that I'll miss wiping it all and walk around with disgusting ass-butter all day.

>>53101858
Every man has a prostate gland and stimulating it feels good. So everybody likes anal even if they deny it.

>>53101706
>>53101748
This is like a norm to me. I'm bordering constant constipation. I have to wait for 4-5 days to get some bowel movement. And when it happens, I spend at least half a hour on the toilet until I'm sure it's all good

Man...I feel like having instantly obtained wings the moment I flush it. The rising sensation of losing at least 3-4kgs, dead weight and/or whatnot. My mood automatically improves too. Everything is much easier to do. My blood pressure equalizes. It's a miracle

>>53102114
>>53101990
whats wrong with you? why?

It can be nice.

During the summer I often go to my parents' cabin with friends over the weekend. The place has an outhouse, but I prefer not to use it because my brother tends to use it a lot and his shit smells absolutely horrible. I end up holding it in for the 2 days I'm there, and when I finally get home, taking a shit is like having an orgasm.

>>53102153
bad diet
eat more veggies!

>>53102153
>>53102322
I eat vegetables alright, and I hit the gym three times a week, it's just that I apparently have the digestive tract of a 60 year old. Even when I eat a bun of bread, I get fucking bloated beyond recognition. Not my lower abdomen as much as the stomach area...

Shit's absurd, all in all

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>>53102114

eat some motherfucking fucking fibre, dude. god damn.

>>53102376
i still say its diet, chicken and rice to get fit just wont cut it

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>>53102412
>>53102487
I eat almonds sometimes, porridge too and cornflakes in the morning