>mfw an American uses British English
>mfw a non-American uses American English
>brits say dude
>brits say cool
>brits say nigga
>brits say shoot
>brits say dang
>brits say ass
You have it right Finland. Americans should use their retarded spelling system to remind themselves how backwards and retarded their country is, the rest of the world should use proper English.
I don't like it when yanks use real English (without defecting from the stars and stripes) and non-Americans use fake English.
>mfw americans say mate
>mfw americans say senpai
>mfw americans say bloody
>mfw americans say wanker
>mfw americans say twat
>mfw americans say lad
>americans had to dumb down a language so they can cope with it
>they call this their own language
>being this desperate for something to call their own.