>tfw foreigners say there english is even close to that of a native speaker
Pretty much. Sometimes we two long vowels next to each other and we put a diacretic on the second double vowel so it's less confusing.
Reeël for example.
Friendo I'm Dutch and I hate the word patat and have a soft g. I'd rather have 3/4 of my country speak an uglier variant of Dutch than half my country speaking French tbrqh