cp*: dead on birth edition
too lazy to copypaste
* cp stands for culture pals
>talking with her about it
When she's on your bed, spread her butt cheeks and stick your tongue between. She's act weird at the beginning and then enjoy it quickly. At least that was my experience.
My Russian qt just told me she's a Muslim. I've been talking to her for almost a year now and she tells me this now when she brought up spiders and how she can't kill them because they saved Muhammad.
Well she was a really good girl but I had to drop because fuck Muslims.
>Taiwanese qt talking broken German all day
>she went washing her face
>pass time shitposting on /pol/
>she comes out the bathroom
>"ich habe fertig"
That's the one, lads.
Hot swedish qt says she slept more than 10 guys, kinda shitting on her desu. She is the reason I want to have a Eastern european qt that is pure.
She might be qt, but this is unacceptable.
>not proud of it
Of course, but if she regrets it why do it in the first place? Nordic girls are sluts, ever since I've heard about that Finn fucking two guys at once to lose her virginity I'm traumatized.
Why is the easiest way to make a Russian girl angry is by asking her if she is at SCHOOL?
I don't give a shit if you call it a college, a uni or an academy, I'm still gonna ask if she's at school.
dump her my friend. dont go down this path. its full of death and decay.
>exchange whatsapp with Indonesian qt
>send her a message right now before checking the proper time there
>"Hihi anon, it's 5am I just woke up"
>"It's allright" and sends me a pic of her smiling on her bed
>"I like when you come talk to me"
Then I remember that I will never see her and my shitty life will go on until I decide to end it. This only makes things worse for me...
Was she from Tatarstan?
Muslim Russians (Tatars) are nothing like nasty arab Muslims everybody hates.
>show qt the "Capela dos Ossos"
>says it's disgusting
pic related. How can you not appreciate the work behind this? ib4 edgy
Not everybody appreciates that kind of violent art from the ages of the moorish caliphate, Alberto Barbosa, let alone girls.
guys lately im just bored of my qts
i was talking to a polish girl
she bored me, now i dont bother starting a new convo with her
French qt for almost a year
she replies with shit messages like "hahaha" or "indeed"
also got sick of responding to much of those
german qt got weird and sleeps all day
got sick of that too
>go on interpals looking for new ones
>they bore me after a few exchanges
>haven't logged in in ~4 days
>sign in for 1 minute today and then sign ouy
>sign in again after 2h
>2 views from 2h ago
>one from a Canadian with an empty profile and a Byzantineholic that lives in Mormonland
T-thanks for the views you scripters, my ego appreciates that
hmmm ive heard of phishing, but setting up a whole website for that and shit seems like too much of a hassle to read random qts lewd messages
i wonder if he used an easier method
It was his main qt and he was a crazy Turk that is all obsessed with her I guess. So he wanted to check of she flirts with other guys.
I already know yours and thanks for the offer but I'll pass. I feel a bit like this guy >>53108893
People are probably not all boring on IP but at some point you lose your enthusiasm and get bored of interacting with people.
>mfw I just realized that I probably gave up my secret identity in 4chan
But it's okay lad, as long as you don't feel this way regarding real life interaction.
>Link: | interpals.net
>OP pastebin: | http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
>Script | >>53108089
Create an account on interpal, fill up your profile, look into your target countries' profiles, and so on.
Thai and South East Asia is easy mode. Eastern Europe is easy but worth the trouble mode, Latinas are difficult but top tier mode, western euros are barely worth the effort and steer clear of yanks. You should also know, everyone seems to be obsessed with Korea or Japan. Don't question it, but do call girls fukken weebs if you want
>would you explain that thing with a married norewgian?
Old single norwegian often find themselves young thai brides. So almost all Thais i've talked to have had an aunt or cousin that have married a norwegian.
>ugly german guys
I have yellow fever btw