/brit/

>>53081224
yes to the me, 2nd is cheshire
ulster is about though

Maisie

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crayon pop

>>53081005
Eh, I've seen worse.

>>53081048
Know whereabouts in Kent? If she's near Canterbury then i could probably go give her a bumming soon

>>53081265
"alright catholic" is obviously me not choccy slags although i do love darkie girls but I rarely make the mistake of desu

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rate the new specs lads

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kpop desu lads

>>53081265
CHESHIRE MENTIONED

Anime

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Kyary

>someone else is in bucks

Bucksqt is that you? Or is it someone else?

>>53081358
yeah yeah yeah im still about

just clean off 4 days of nobcrust

>>53081336
wanna put my penis in nana

girl messaged me first on tinder lads
looks like I'm in

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>tfw you live in Enoch's old constituency
>now it's full of nigs and pakis

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got me a nice little place down south haha

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>>53081395
disgrease

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>£14,883 a year

who could bring themselves to apply and then beg to earn such a pittance

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hey look at this girl

>>53081388
lottie you're a hottie

>>53081386
she would probably put her penis in you

bare memes

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>>53081416
handsome isn't she haha x

Just had a shower after an unbelievably massive, sloppy shit. Had to get cleaned up properly after that, toilet paper alone just wouldn't have cut it.

>>53081314
>I do love darkie girls
Clearly not from Ulster then m8.

>>53081418
wew

>>53081416
FOY

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>I'm a student

"oh the job market is so tough, this country is shite" - you a year after you graduate

/brit/ is the worst general

>>53081447
I almost clogged my toilet today if I'm being honest

>>53081450
Why not? me and belfast flag lad both love woggies

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Got my a good deal on a roomshare down south lads, only £500 a month.

I have to leave because my roommate has to pray 5 times a day, but i think the benefits outweigh the cost!

>someone disgusts me, embarrasses me or arouses me

>i then remember that they were a little child once and imagine what their parents would think if they saw what they were doing

love doing this tbqh

it only works under the presumption they had normal parents though and not a shitty upbringing

>a fucking exclamation mark

>>53081436
FOY

>>53081473

What did you eat?

>>53081436
i dont get it

>>53081423
she's 50km away though

>>53081470
fully agree

>>53081486
a seax

>>53081474
Disgrace to the country tbqh.

>>53081424
I hope so

>>53081508
a SEX

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HIGH TEST

>>53081447

put my finger through the paper before baka

>>53081497
FOY

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>>53081468
>Why yes, m'lady, I am a graduate of the University of Life!

>>53081481
>apartment
fuck off yank

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>AN INVERTED NOVA SCOTIA FLAG

>>53081541
ESSEX MENTIONED

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>I'm a Manager at JJB

>>53081509
Get it up yee i'm against getting them preggo but apart from that buck all round yee

>>53081473
I have that problem, this place I moved in to a couple of years ago has the worst toilet I've ever seen. It can't handle anything no matter how hard you flush, must have been designed for a babby's turds or something.

writing a covering letter lads

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>>53081531
Big girl

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*feigns tripping over shoelaces and lands on my back with my head looking up her skirt*

>>53081562
t. Manager of Sports Direct

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>lying in the dentists chair looking at all the """"tools""""" (ie weapons) he's going to assault my mouth with

>>53081565
Fucking disgraceful lad. This is the last bastion in Western Europe and you're going to go around bucking monkeys? Fucking disgraceful. You're probably pro gay marriage and everything you fucking shirtlifter.

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>diagnosed autistic as a child
>read a lot of scifi and fantasy from the library
>developed an obsessive fixation on dune
>decided that LSD was the closest approximation to melange
>decided to attempt to become Paul Atreides
>decided to study philosophy and do tons of acid in uni
>spent four years in a psychedelic schizo coma
>now have a useless degree and a brain too fried for anything
>currently NEET, formerly barista but it didn't pay enough

>>53081619
found the 15 year old

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doing a look

Have you ever
ever felt like this?

DESPISE frankie boyle

>>53081655
yea...

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Just had my first poo of 2016

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>>53081619
I hate when they rev the little 2 stroke teeth driller and you can smell the 2 stroke oil burning and making you feel sick

>>53081630
get it up ye lad i'd buck anyone

>>53081655
doing 18 years for something I DIDN'T DO

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>tfwnjmpdggf

(if you can't decipher this, you're a norman and must leave)

>Well, that's wonderful, you have plenty of relevant experience, excellent references and I can see from interviewing you today that you have an excellent outlook and mindset. All I need to know is which university you graduated from.
>Oh no, I didn't go to university, I wasn't clever enough for that
>Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh d-

>>53081638
I'm 34

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>>53081613
that fucking face though

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>>53081444
yea a bit

>>53081630
Are you the catholic lad btw? I came out of a coke blackout on new years on the falls road and was quite scared, could u have helped me?

>>53081690
fuck off grandad

>>53081667
>THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN DISABLED ADULTS IS DISABLED CUNT CHILDREN
>abloo bloo why is everyone so mean to the scots I hate the tories and the english we need uncontrolled immigration to stop people being mean

>>53081685
Knew you were a wee shirtlifter tbqh.

>>53081710
FOY

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>tfw long-distance """'""gf""""" isn't moving to my city for a few months now
>scared of losing her before then just like every other almost-gf

>Highschool crush turned out to be a Lesbian
>University crush was only into much older men
>Post-uni crush moved to Melbourne

23 and I've never introduced a gf to my family

>>53081436
I completely agree with her

>>53081723
who says anything about a shirtlifter ya melter

>>53081715
Am indead lad.

>implying I was out on New Years
Have you forgotten where you are? I'd probably have left you there anyway tbqh.

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>Wow anon u live in london? u must be so rich!
>why yes, come and look at my apartment m'lady, the finest accommodation mummy and daddy can afford

>>53081751
FOY

>>53081735

27 and I've never had a gf

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>>53081688

>>53081735
>normie """"""""""problems""""""""""

>>53081753
>i'd buck anyone
Lads are anyone ya wee scrote.

>>53081725
FOA

>>53081761
>apartment
fuck off yank

>>53081616
you wanna go mate?

>>53081789
What problems do you face?

Why does China ruin everything. The market is fucked

poo

alri lads

>>53081848
walk on jap, jog on

prime london property
only £700 a month

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>>53081792
uck that shows where your heads at if that's what you think when you hear that

>>53081825
cant empty all my cumbottles because my brother and his friends are in the kitchen

>>53081848
CAN'T BARRAGE

>>53081848
>system built on perpetual growth
>growth slows down
>machine grinds to a halt

Well I'm sure this will never happen again!

>Yanks

>>>/ck/7231005

LAND OF THE FREEEEEE
HOME OF THE BRAAAAAVVEEEEE

Had a cry for the first time in a few years lads

Needed some music to help but fuck that felt good

Don't even care about the banter the lads will give me haha

>>53081497
Fried ham and chicken with spicy salsa at 3am the night before
>>53081569
sounds like my ideal place. althogh it happens pretty rarely тbh

>ooh Australia I'm gonna bant you good
>emu war
>hehe yeah gotcha

I wish we actually had something to be embarrassed about

>>53081885
You're the one that said it lad, fuck sake. You're talking to someone that wouldn't even pipe a wog and you reckon I'd go near a fucking AIDS-ridden shirtlifter? Way n fuk m8.

>>53081934
faggot

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

>I'm glad i live in such a peaceful multicultural city like london, we truly are blessed.

>>53081848
nice one nige

>>53081934
post the music you poofter

>>53081934
batty boy
>>53081941
I realise the other day theres literally nothing someone can say about Australia that would irritate me

last night kyle quit the band

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fuck's sake, out of milk again

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>>53081945
It would be a nice feeling to cuck a wog by getting into one of their women 2bh

>>53081975
Australia is a miniature USA

>>53081949
You have been conquered

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morning lids

raining out

>>53082028
apply yourself

>>53082060
english weather

3 minute noodles for lunch second day in a row? don't mind if I do!

>>53082025
Fuck that. Fucking minging lad. Saying that, can't say I've ever seen a female darkie in my life tbqh.

>>53082025
I don't think AIDS feels nice lad

made it through work safely lads and am still alive
now at home doing a poo (took the laptop to the toilet, a big log is halfway out my arse as i type)

>>53082071
hayt it

>>53081916
>>53081916
>>53081916
NEW THREAD

>>53081975
>>53081969
>>53081948
I'm telling you, try it

>>53082028
you never even genocided your indians

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>Black girls? Gosh no, they don't interest me in the slightest

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Look at this wee ladies man

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>>53082078
I haven't met one that doesn't reek.
>>53082093

>Come to the conclusion I would a mixed a girl
>On second thought, remember I'd have to deal with her black dad
>On second second thought, remember she wouldn't even know her dad

getting mandy flashbacks from this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBDG6ZjfElo

>>53082093
>>53082119
FOY

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>only £200,000! I got a little discount because it's above a mosque, but you can't argue with that price!

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>>53082140

>>53082127
that's a pretty expensive monitor to just leave dangling like that

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So lads, How is /gf2016/ going then?

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>>53082123
>If you aren't into bestiality you're gay
>being gay is worse than being into bestiality

>>53082160
i'm from yorkshire and these posts are even starting to irritate me slightly

>>53081945
>>53082025
>>53082078

so do you retards actually talk like this or is this a meme

>>53082129
Where the fuck are you even meeting darkies in Norn Iron? I know of two, personally. One I haven't seen in over ten years and the other is in my uni class. But aside from that, I don't see any evidence of them, except for coalburner meth heads bringing their mongrels to school.

>>53081470
nice flag lad

>>53082181
making progress on getting back together with semi-ex

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when a canadian attempts to join in with the FOY banter... :/

>>53082202
Talk like what mate?

fugged two girls since new years lads

2016 gonna be a good year

>>53082202
This is Belfast-lite. Proper Belfast dialect is indecipherable. I remember Ross Kemp did his documentary here and had to put subtitles on the ones from the Shankill.

>>53082202
What do you mean I say my good fellow?

>>53082202
Fuck off Butters.

>>53082195
well you're gonna have to deal with it lad

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>>53082140
reposting this to /r/4chan

>>53082160
>>53081761
>live in some humdrum home county shithole with your parents
>commute for 5 hours a day
>literally nothing to do in your little suburb

>'at least i don't live in london'

>>53082225
stop lying you normie cunt

>>53082204
There was a real nice one with an amazing arse in newtownabbey tech, and have seen loads of em in belfast city centre


seen one amazing mixed girl with curly puffy natural hair who near gave me pains in my chest she was so beaut

>>53082181

no hope in sight desu

>>53082269
Get your head checked lad.

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>>53082266
im actually not lying

>>53082216

i dont know what FOY banter means xD

im new to this /int/ thing

>>53082266
enjoy being shot

>Land of the REEEEEEE
>Home of the slaves

FOY

where's the slags

it's moday afternoon for fucks sake

>>53082225
font

>>53082204
get a taxi in derry, a nigerian will be driving

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be Vader
>dying slowly across from your son
>your raspy breath gradually decreasing
>all the sudden
>"Anaaaak...iiinnnn.....Anakiiiiiiinnnn...."
>disembodied voices of deceased good friends suddenly flood your mind, no doubt resurfacing memori--
>"Anakin! Good job!"
>"Obi Wan *wheeze* is that you *cough*"
>"You did it, Anakin! You fulfilled your destiny!"
>"No, noOoo....so much horror...and death *wheeze*...."
>"Don't worry, Anakin! I already talked to Yoda and Qui Gon! They said you can be a Force Ghost too!"
>"Qui Gon? *cough cough* Whooo? What's a Forcee ghost.*wheeze*.."
>"My old Jedi master and a good friend, he discovered how to become ghosts! In the Force! Amazing, right!? He didn't tell Yoda in time to teach everyone else before your murdered them, but that's water under the bridge, Anakin! Come with us; it's easy!"
>"The templeeee *wheeze*....the younglings *cough* *cries*"
>"It's okay, Anakin, that was just a prank, Anakin! The younglings was just a prank! Come hang out with Yoda, Qui Gon and me in the Force forever. Of course, every other dead person is technically here, but we get to be individuals is the difference! Let's all hang out for eternity, bro, come on!"

>>53082269
Reckon you're talking ballix tbqh lad. I've no reason to believe you're lying but I have never seen a female darkie in my life and I can't even begin to understand liking nog arse. Never seen a mutt older than 8 either.

>>53082266
FOY

>a fucking st georges cross on a yellow background

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>>53082300

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*walks towards you*

>>53082345
Qui Gon didn't get to be a force ghost.

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>Petitions regularly get to 100,000 signatures
>Government palms them off along with a painfully neutral statement about why they won't pass it
>Ban Donald Trump petition gets over 100,000 signatures
>Government actually considers it

>Donald Trump could be banned from entering the UK after Theresa May, the Home Secretary, declared that she ‘may exclude’ people who are not ‘conducive to the public good’.

>Now a spokesman for Mrs May has responded officially warning that Mr Trump’s comments, in which he called for a ban on Muslims entering the USA in the wake of the Paris terror attacks, were “divisive, unhelpful and wrong”.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/donald-trump/12074314/Government-may-exclude-Donald-Trump-after-565000-sign-petition-calling-for-UK-entry-ban.html

lads...

>>53082305
FOC

>>53082293
I'd tell you i'm the most racist cunt about but i'm scared of getting fedora replies

>>53082346
>mutt
niglet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-hy92f00EE none of the girls in this take your fancy?

ask him
>>53082345


>>53082293
rude

>Want a job
>Hate searching and applying for jobs
Tough times

>>53082383
Would

>the first two threads on the catalogue are both /brit/
>neither are the current thread
/int/ BTFO again lads

>>53082391
>Theresa May, the Home Secretary, declared that she ‘may exclude’ people who are not ‘conducive to the public good’.
Does that include Islamists?

>>53082391
>declared that she ‘may exclude’ people who are not ‘conducive to the public good’
so all NEETs and disabled people are out?

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Garlic Bread?!

>>53082413
Any hole's a goal 2bh get her bucked

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Unironically have only ever seen 1 black girl in life from Bradistan desu she was like 4 foot haha

>>53082391
>mfw freedom of speech doesn't exist any more

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>The UK medicines regulator has approved a brand of e-cigarette to be marketed as an aid to help people stop smoking. The decision means e-Voke, produced by British American Tobacco, could be prescribed on the NHS.

>A Scottish mine worker who compared Kyrgyzstan's national dish to a horse's genitalia on Facebook is to be deported from the country.

>More than 1,000 pupils have not turned up to a school that received online death threats.

>Standards of NHS dental care in England have been likened to a "Third World" service, by dentists.

oh lads, this country ahahahahahahahaha

>>53082383
bet she'd look alright if she scrubbed up tbf

>>53082413
Niglet aye. There's barely even any birds in that video. You're not being a shirtlifter again, are you? None of the ones in the combined 30 seconds of women were even remotely attractive tbqh.

>I'm the most racist cunt
We both know that's not true lad.

>>53082432
no memeing have literally only ever seen 3 white people in my whole life

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senait

dropped my new phone in the toilet lads haha

>>53082391
they're not going to do it you spastic
yanks are unironically one of our biggest allies and partners, to ban a potential president from your country is utterly stupid

>>53082383
knees??

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Oi lads a bit off topic but how do I change my regional flag on Tampermonkey?

>>53082391
I signed the petition not to have him banned and I got the following response:

>The Government has a policy of not routinely commenting on individual immigration or exclusion cases.

>For good reasons the Government does not routinely comment on individual immigration and exclusion decisions.

>The Home Secretary may exclude a non-European Economic Area national from the UK if she considers their presence in the UK to be non-conducive to the public good.

>The Home Secretary has said that coming to the UK is a privilege and not a right and she will continue to use the powers available to prevent from entering the UK those who seek to harm our society and who do not share our basic values.

>Exclusion powers are very serious and are not used lightly. The Home Secretary will use these powers when justified and based on all available evidence.

>The Prime Minister has made clear that he completely disagrees with Donald Trump’s remarks. The Home Secretary has said that Donald Trump’s remarks in relation to Muslims are divisive, unhelpful and wrong.

>The Government recognises the strength of feeling against the remarks and will continue to speak out against comments which have the potential to divide our communities, regardless of who makes them. We reject any attempts to create division and marginalisation amongst those we endeavour to protect.

[Triumphantly] Power! UNLIMITED POWER! [sends Windu flying out the window to his death]

What's this bloody windows 10 update about then lads

>>53082481
Chimp.

If you moved from England to Scotland, Wales to Northern Ireland or w/e does any paperwork or anything need to be done or can just move as if you were within your own country?

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Having sex with black girls is literally the most alpha thing you can do desu

#COLONISATION

>>53082496

you live in a place called Tampermonkey?

what the fuck is wrong with british people holy shit

why is terrorism still happening when we killed bin laden ages ago

>>53082474
llf thought there was loads of birds in that video for some reason ffs

>>53082481
She looks like a black alien

Thursday night, BBC 1, 10:35PM

Literally me: the programme

>>53082504
yeah that's what it says in the article

it's literally one rule for pakis and another for whites

fuck this country

>>53082391
>Banning people from enterring our coutnry for their opinions
>Arresting people for saying offensive things online
>Monitoring private activity online

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USA and Britain

Would fuck a nig/shitskin ngl desu

Unironically hoping Trump gets into power, the lefty tears and chimpouts will be absolutely hilarious.

The govt banned Geert Wilders, how fucking cucked can we get? We're pathetic

>>53082496
>Set up extra flags for /int
has a screwdriver next to it la

>>53082555
delete this

>>53082555
FOY

>>53082541
Just googled that as it is and it came back with The Graham Norton Show
hahaha you're bent mate
Seriously though, what is it? The Undateables? haha

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35222326

>"Nobody talks to me or notices me except when they're calling me a nerd and pushing me around."

>Responding to one student, the user asked: "You think it's a joke? You'll see bullets, bodies, and blood."

Which one of you did this?

>>53082533
what do you mean "we"?

>>53082589
Me, only home from the station now got a RIGHT telling off

>>53082589
ribena

Can't wait for the Undateables desu, gonna make a /tv/ viewing thread for it when it's back on

>>53082589
>Ms Hindle, who has a son and a daughter studying for GCSEs at Montgomery High School, decided to keep her children at home.
>"They are very scared, to be honest," she said.

This is me

hahahaha lads someone on AGDQ just said "my wifes son just introduced me to AGDQ" and I don't think he was memeing

>>53082615
FOY

>>53082589
him

>>53082508

>>53082633
Redditor.

Sniffed some glue to clear my head then I rode her rotten on her mothers bed

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Lads i started dating a girl 3 days ago, I'd been seeing her for a few months but made it proper last weekend.

The day after she keeps bringing up Uni, so I ask her why she keeps asking me if I'm going and she says it's because I'm not doing anything with my life. I work 2 jobs, 7 days a week, one of them being a career job and have a few creative hobbies.

Should I tell her to fuck off lads? Might have been a bad idea, she makes me feel a bit shit about myself quite often.

decided to change my name to norman, because i'm so normal

ahahahahahaha

if you have a stepdad you are literally his wife's son.

yanks out

bitch dab

>>53082569
I don't see any screwdrivers m8.

>>53082665
FONT

>>53082686
ok

>>53082665
yea

>>53082536
>>53082536
fired some shots lads lmao x

>>53082679
>if you have a stepdad
Nah, I'm not northern tbf

>>53082706
FOY

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Got some right bent bastards on my faceyb, baka...

>>/cum/

>>53082589
Fucking hell, how much further are they going to dumb down BBC News? If you look at their archives you can find much longer articles with bigger paragraphs, if you take away all the detail you lose all the nuance or have to omit things from the article.

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>>53082696
click on the tampermonkey logo senpai, then you should see something like this S M H

>>53082617
bet your botty got smacked red raw

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>when a kid at school talks about his stepdad

>>53082742
>>>/baltandausnz/

>>53082569
Scratch that I did it, it just has a box where I type in my region though.

Hasn't changed my flag.

>>53082665
Girls don't date down m8, her fanny is shrivelling up every day you remain an uneducated wagecuck.

Go to uni or dump her

>>53082725
>yanks in /balt/ + /ausnz/

honestly, don't these cunts just stick to their own relevant generals

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>when your dads dead and the cool people on brit mock you for having a step dad

>>53082761
>When you come back from summer holidays and someone has a new last name

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>he didn't go to uni

see if I do autumn and winter as indoor upper body and spring summer as outdoor lower body training will that get me fit?
or is that leaving it too long

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>>53082736
Why are all loonie lefties so physically weak and docile?

>>53082779
>aus in /brit/

honestly, don't these cunts just stick to their own relevant generals

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>>53082810
>he fell for the uni meme

>>53082725
same la

>>53082769
fuck off pom

>>53082774
What region? it may not have a flag or the dev may not ahve included it yet

>>53082835
FOY

reason why i have a union jack on my flag now fuck off

>>53082835
aussies are brits though
absolute fucking mong

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>>53082810
>University of Life graduate here senpai, first class honours degree in Reality

>>53082835
FOY

>>53082806
>when your slut mum cuckolds your dead dad

Some yanks in, other out.

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>1776
>declaring independence

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>>53082810
>why yes as a amtter of fact I did pay 10k for this piece of paper

>>53082882
Was a cunt 2bh was in prison half his life

>>53082665
What degree was she getting? Gender studies?

guaranteed replies

>>53082900
ALL YANKS OUT

which one of you little pussyoles is this >>53082783

>>53082860
Staffordshire but they have the flag as I've seen it here before.

Tried changing it to Scotland but that didn't work either.

>>53082905
sports psychology

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>>53082432

>>53082907
FOY

>>53082657
[Threateningly] If you're not with me, then you're my enemy

>>53082778

You'd think that lad but she's in College doing BTEC animal studies. I literally work at the job she wants since I work in that field. Idk what the fuck she's on about really.

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>>53082871
>University of the Streets, majored in Cracking skulls and Keeping The Motherfucking Loot

>>53082810

well done for paying 27 grand to prove you can write a few essays

>>53082834
they are domesticated and docile which makes for easier state control.

all through history the biggest threat to any power was masses of angry and passionate young men, making those young men pre-emtively weak and lazy is an easy mode of control.

>>53082931
Oh wow, she was being so rude when she was getting such a meme degree, pathetic.

>>53082665
>dating

Fuck off yank

>>53082907
FOY

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>>53082948
>BTEC animal studies.
my fucking sides, you're joking right?

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any memes then?

reading the sunday times on monday haha what am i like

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>>53082929
it did

>>53082905

She's not even in Uni. BTEC College. Almost 19. Don't get it really

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>>53082990

who /wasted their uni lyfe playing WoW and posting on internet forums/ here

>>53082900
Hello, I'm reporting for IN.

could easily kick all of your heads in (6'4 and built like a brick shithouse)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ghPT4cMyJA

>>53082955
>>majored
FOY

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Why do women do weird things with their mouth? They look ridiculous.

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>>53082990

>>53083013
/wasted their lyfe playing WoW and posting on internet forums/ here desu

HAHAHAH LETS ALL LAUGH AT PEOPLE DOING FUNNY DEGREES.

Fuck off. I done Political science at Doncaster University and I guarantee I have a better job than you.

>>53083011
aha not bad can tell its new because of the name

(new) haha

nice good work

ahaha

imagine if the aztecs invaded us in the late middle ages

>>53083023
FOY

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>>53082998
Ah so it did, shame I don't live there anymore.

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>>53082933
good post

>>53082943
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!

>>53083013
Wasted my whole life, you mean.

>>53082989

Yeah exactly lad it's laughable, how the fuck can she say anything to me when I'm working so much and working a job in the field she wants? Christ

>>53083027
6'6" and built like two brick shithouses
Mon the fuk en.

>>53083037

I call that the fart face

>>53083044
very good

>>53083027
HE'S A BRICK

HOUSE

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>>53083047
me

>>53083013
change that to lotro and yes

>>53083048
thats not that funny of a degree though really compared to gender studies or whatever

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>i use regional flags so i can get some recognition and notoriety

>>53083027
got a brain like a brick shithouse too mate aha nah jjust joking but seriously aha nah

>>53083041
hmmm aha

>>53083044
outstanding banter