>tfw you live in Enoch's old constituency
>now it's full of nigs and pakis
>£14,883 a year
who could bring themselves to apply and then beg to earn such a pittance
>I'm a student
"oh the job market is so tough, this country is shite" - you a year after you graduate
Got my a good deal on a roomshare down south lads, only £500 a month.
I have to leave because my roommate has to pray 5 times a day, but i think the benefits outweigh the cost!
>someone disgusts me, embarrasses me or arouses me
>i then remember that they were a little child once and imagine what their parents would think if they saw what they were doing
love doing this tbqh
it only works under the presumption they had normal parents though and not a shitty upbringing
>Why yes, m'lady, I am a graduate of the University of Life!
I have that problem, this place I moved in to a couple of years ago has the worst toilet I've ever seen. It can't handle anything no matter how hard you flush, must have been designed for a babby's turds or something.
*feigns tripping over shoelaces and lands on my back with my head looking up her skirt*
>lying in the dentists chair looking at all the """"tools""""" (ie weapons) he's going to assault my mouth with
Fucking disgraceful lad. This is the last bastion in Western Europe and you're going to go around bucking monkeys? Fucking disgraceful. You're probably pro gay marriage and everything you fucking shirtlifter.
>diagnosed autistic as a child
>read a lot of scifi and fantasy from the library
>developed an obsessive fixation on dune
>decided that LSD was the closest approximation to melange
>decided to attempt to become Paul Atreides
>decided to study philosophy and do tons of acid in uni
>spent four years in a psychedelic schizo coma
>now have a useless degree and a brain too fried for anything
>currently NEET, formerly barista but it didn't pay enough
I hate when they rev the little 2 stroke teeth driller and you can smell the 2 stroke oil burning and making you feel sick
get it up ye lad i'd buck anyone
doing 18 years for something I DIDN'T DO
(if you can't decipher this, you're a norman and must leave)
>Well, that's wonderful, you have plenty of relevant experience, excellent references and I can see from interviewing you today that you have an excellent outlook and mindset. All I need to know is which university you graduated from.
>Oh no, I didn't go to university, I wasn't clever enough for that
>Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh d-
>THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN DISABLED ADULTS IS DISABLED CUNT CHILDREN
>abloo bloo why is everyone so mean to the scots I hate the tories and the english we need uncontrolled immigration to stop people being mean
>tfw long-distance """'""gf""""" isn't moving to my city for a few months now
>scared of losing her before then just like every other almost-gf
>Highschool crush turned out to be a Lesbian
>University crush was only into much older men
>Post-uni crush moved to Melbourne
23 and I've never introduced a gf to my family
>Wow anon u live in london? u must be so rich!
>why yes, come and look at my apartment m'lady, the finest accommodation mummy and daddy can afford
uck that shows where your heads at if that's what you think when you hear that
>I'm glad i live in such a peaceful multicultural city like london, we truly are blessed.
fuck's sake, out of milk again
It would be a nice feeling to cuck a wog by getting into one of their women 2bh
>Black girls? Gosh no, they don't interest me in the slightest
I haven't met one that doesn't reek.
>only £200,000! I got a little discount because it's above a mosque, but you can't argue with that price!
>If you aren't into bestiality you're gay
>being gay is worse than being into bestiality
Where the fuck are you even meeting darkies in Norn Iron? I know of two, personally. One I haven't seen in over ten years and the other is in my uni class. But aside from that, I don't see any evidence of them, except for coalburner meth heads bringing their mongrels to school.
when a canadian attempts to join in with the FOY banter... :/
There was a real nice one with an amazing arse in newtownabbey tech, and have seen loads of em in belfast city centre
seen one amazing mixed girl with curly puffy natural hair who near gave me pains in my chest she was so beaut
>dying slowly across from your son
>your raspy breath gradually decreasing
>all the sudden
>disembodied voices of deceased good friends suddenly flood your mind, no doubt resurfacing memori--
>"Anakin! Good job!"
>"Obi Wan *wheeze* is that you *cough*"
>"You did it, Anakin! You fulfilled your destiny!"
>"No, noOoo....so much horror...and death *wheeze*...."
>"Don't worry, Anakin! I already talked to Yoda and Qui Gon! They said you can be a Force Ghost too!"
>"Qui Gon? *cough cough* Whooo? What's a Forcee ghost.*wheeze*.."
>"My old Jedi master and a good friend, he discovered how to become ghosts! In the Force! Amazing, right!? He didn't tell Yoda in time to teach everyone else before your murdered them, but that's water under the bridge, Anakin! Come with us; it's easy!"
>"The templeeee *wheeze*....the younglings *cough* *cries*"
>"It's okay, Anakin, that was just a prank, Anakin! The younglings was just a prank! Come hang out with Yoda, Qui Gon and me in the Force forever. Of course, every other dead person is technically here, but we get to be individuals is the difference! Let's all hang out for eternity, bro, come on!"
Reckon you're talking ballix tbqh lad. I've no reason to believe you're lying but I have never seen a female darkie in my life and I can't even begin to understand liking nog arse. Never seen a mutt older than 8 either.
>Petitions regularly get to 100,000 signatures
>Government palms them off along with a painfully neutral statement about why they won't pass it
>Ban Donald Trump petition gets over 100,000 signatures
>Government actually considers it
>Donald Trump could be banned from entering the UK after Theresa May, the Home Secretary, declared that she ‘may exclude’ people who are not ‘conducive to the public good’.
>Now a spokesman for Mrs May has responded officially warning that Mr Trump’s comments, in which he called for a ban on Muslims entering the USA in the wake of the Paris terror attacks, were “divisive, unhelpful and wrong”.
I'd tell you i'm the most racist cunt about but i'm scared of getting fedora replies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-hy92f00EE none of the girls in this take your fancy?
Any hole's a goal 2bh get her bucked
Unironically have only ever seen 1 black girl in life from Bradistan desu she was like 4 foot haha
>The UK medicines regulator has approved a brand of e-cigarette to be marketed as an aid to help people stop smoking. The decision means e-Voke, produced by British American Tobacco, could be prescribed on the NHS.
>A Scottish mine worker who compared Kyrgyzstan's national dish to a horse's genitalia on Facebook is to be deported from the country.
>More than 1,000 pupils have not turned up to a school that received online death threats.
>Standards of NHS dental care in England have been likened to a "Third World" service, by dentists.
oh lads, this country ahahahahahahahaha
Niglet aye. There's barely even any birds in that video. You're not being a shirtlifter again, are you? None of the ones in the combined 30 seconds of women were even remotely attractive tbqh.
>I'm the most racist cunt
We both know that's not true lad.
Oi lads a bit off topic but how do I change my regional flag on Tampermonkey?
I signed the petition not to have him banned and I got the following response:
>The Government has a policy of not routinely commenting on individual immigration or exclusion cases.
>For good reasons the Government does not routinely comment on individual immigration and exclusion decisions.
>The Home Secretary may exclude a non-European Economic Area national from the UK if she considers their presence in the UK to be non-conducive to the public good.
>The Home Secretary has said that coming to the UK is a privilege and not a right and she will continue to use the powers available to prevent from entering the UK those who seek to harm our society and who do not share our basic values.
>Exclusion powers are very serious and are not used lightly. The Home Secretary will use these powers when justified and based on all available evidence.
>The Prime Minister has made clear that he completely disagrees with Donald Trump’s remarks. The Home Secretary has said that Donald Trump’s remarks in relation to Muslims are divisive, unhelpful and wrong.
>The Government recognises the strength of feeling against the remarks and will continue to speak out against comments which have the potential to divide our communities, regardless of who makes them. We reject any attempts to create division and marginalisation amongst those we endeavour to protect.
Having sex with black girls is literally the most alpha thing you can do desu
>"Nobody talks to me or notices me except when they're calling me a nerd and pushing me around."
>Responding to one student, the user asked: "You think it's a joke? You'll see bullets, bodies, and blood."
Which one of you did this?
>Ms Hindle, who has a son and a daughter studying for GCSEs at Montgomery High School, decided to keep her children at home.
>"They are very scared, to be honest," she said.
This is me
Lads i started dating a girl 3 days ago, I'd been seeing her for a few months but made it proper last weekend.
The day after she keeps bringing up Uni, so I ask her why she keeps asking me if I'm going and she says it's because I'm not doing anything with my life. I work 2 jobs, 7 days a week, one of them being a career job and have a few creative hobbies.
Should I tell her to fuck off lads? Might have been a bad idea, she makes me feel a bit shit about myself quite often.
Fucking hell, how much further are they going to dumb down BBC News? If you look at their archives you can find much longer articles with bigger paragraphs, if you take away all the detail you lose all the nuance or have to omit things from the article.
click on the tampermonkey logo senpai, then you should see something like this S M H
>when your dads dead and the cool people on brit mock you for having a step dad
Why are all loonie lefties so physically weak and docile?
>University of Life graduate here senpai, first class honours degree in Reality
>why yes as a amtter of fact I did pay 10k for this piece of paper
Was a cunt 2bh was in prison half his life
>University of the Streets, majored in Cracking skulls and Keeping The Motherfucking Loot
they are domesticated and docile which makes for easier state control.
all through history the biggest threat to any power was masses of angry and passionate young men, making those young men pre-emtively weak and lazy is an easy mode of control.
>BTEC animal studies.
my fucking sides, you're joking right?
Why do women do weird things with their mouth? They look ridiculous.
Ah so it did, shame I don't live there anymore.
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!
>i use regional flags so i can get some recognition and notoriety
t. the dribbling retard who couldnt figure out how to set his flag
>americans are held at gunpoint and forced to feed their kids this for school lunch
was baiting 2bh pure bred NEET
love a good memes here and there
if any one asked me if liked memes i would say i am content with memes
i wouldnt go off me rocker and say i love memes
because that would be a lie
bit cold out
Born and raised in Inverness m8, best years of my life.
done a dissertation viva
>mfw they ask a super hard question and you have no answer but "sorry, I don't know"
I hate you! [Anakin's clothing blows into the lava river and ignites. Suddenly Anakin bursts into flames and starts screaming. Obi-Wan can't watch him as he struggles to climb the embankment, covered in flames]
It says new because the original didn't have pink eyes.
t. high dad curator
Am I being memed here?
Might become a poster of bad clip art
aaha good stuff nice love it hmm actually its ok not great aha still got me a laugh or too aha
made up this one needs a bit of work but hey when in rome if you know what i mean ahah i dont but hey its a cool saying never the less
ahah so am walking the dog and the friggen dog starts eating some bloody old food or something ahaha im like well when in rome if you know what i mean aha but then llater its throwing well fuck me i thort and put it out side idk where it is now though bit worried actually
>have to complete 7 rounds while your heartbeat ticks your time down
>panicking means you run out quicker
>string quartet playing next to you that speeds up the faster your heart beats
This shit is weird, but I like it.