Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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>>53075209
>about to post "arr rook same"
>notice the filename
Well thanks for stealing my joke, putain de petit filous, I spent all day thinking of that one.

2nd for The F.

>>53075209
You are good at making threads
あなたはスレを立てるのがうまい

>>53075268
You're just not very original tbqh lad.

5th for my oppai

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>>53075294
Neither is he, but I don't see you calling him out on it.

>>53075209
乙かれさまです

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>>53075307
Look another Japanese grill.

Nth For Japanese qts.

>>53075365
I don't have to, he already has it bad enough.

>>53075209
Love her leg game

>>53075408
I'm enough original

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>>53075404
I can get behind that.

>>53075478
>Lacoste
I'll pass

>>53075478
ラコステおとんが着てる

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>>53075495
What's wrong with Lacoste, anon? Not a fan of crocodiles?

>>53075495
racist!

新年の抱負があるか?

僕は一つがある。今日から、このスレで日本語だけで書こう。勿論だ、僕が書いたことを分からないなら、英語で質問できる。僕は日本語が話せない外国人と英語で話そう。だ・け・ど、僕は本当に流暢になりたいなら、今日から全てを日本語で言ったら方が良いと思う。

では、新年の抱負について話して下さい。

>>53075531
I never understood the appeal of those shirts, basically it's a normal shirt, with a fancy crocodile sewed on it.

>>53075557
私の新年の抱負は

実はまだ決めてない(笑)

>>53060267
>F7
>not ctrl+i
>despite the current year
come on

Guys I think I'm becoming autistic.
I am visiting Tokyo and I was very hungry. I hadn't rated since the day before.
I walked around the ten or so blocks around the station trying to go into a restaurant for three hours.
I just couldn't bring myself to go in.
There were people and I felt like I just stand out so much.
I finally gave in when I felt like I was going to pass out (low blood sugar).
When I finally went in I was fine. I didn't cry or panic or insult anyone.
I felt like I used to when I was young.

What's wrong with me? I'm developing a social anxiety disorder right?

Thanks F.

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>>53075478

>>53075634
it's not even fancy, it looks like something for kids

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>>53075634
I don't understand the appeal of fancy-shmancy, expensive clothing either, but as far as I'm concerned, cute girls can wear whatever they want.

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Can I say 日本語から休みました as I would say "I took a break from English?

>>53075703
Are you giving up on Japanese?

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>>53075663

Going to crowded places can sometimes be scary, especially if you're in a foreign country and don't speak the language. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

>>53075644
>決めてない
夢がないかな。例えば、プロジェクトとか愛の目的とか。

F乙

>>53075557
少ないものですっきり暮らすことかな
物に囲まれてると疲れるから

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>>53075531
I love Lactose, I only wear their polos, they are really stylish

>>53075757
But I've been here 4 times before and I speak the language pretty well I think. I don't struggle to do anything at least.

>>53075788
>>53075757
I mean I struggle to enter restaurants. But I don't struggle with the language lol

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>>53075730
Nono, what makes you think that?

Funny thing: Lacoste was during a long time the favorite of sandniggers

>>53075663
Were you particularly eager to visit Japan before all of this happened? Maybe it was some sort of emotional shock, however it might be better if you find an English speaking psychologist about it.

>>53075813
What's going through your head when you start struggling?

>>53075818
Because you're asking how to say "take a break from" Japanese. We know you struggle with the language m8. There's no shame in that. It's difficult.

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>>53075813
Just eat at fucking Mcdonalds, that what I always do when I am at a new place

Going into those Japanese restaurants is scary

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>>53075786

You like anything that demonstrates your wealth.

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>>53075861
No, I wanted to know If you could say it like you would say it in English

But my Japanese break is soon over, so it is ok

Ohayoo ruffy desu. Yoroshiku!

My new year resolution: Get friends

>>53075887
>Working day in and day out
>Have to make sacrifices all the time
>At the end of it you're compensated with money
>Not allowed to spend it because it might hurt a NEET's feelings
Welp.

>>53075703
日本語から離れていました。
って言えばいいんじゃないかな

>>53075850
Yeah that's not gonna happen.

>>53075852
Mostly that I will cause the people trouble with my presence, that I will be the only person eating alone and people will stare and think things about me, and that the place wasn't made for me.

>>53075878
I can't bring myself to do that. I want to make the most of my trip.

>>53075943
You chimped out pretty fast there, wagie.

>>53075940
You are my friend, F. (´・ω・`)

>>53075925
hontou desu ka? doitsukoku wo hataraite imasuka

>>53075940
you have us

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>>53075887
I am not fucking rich, I am infact thinking of selling off a few pens I do not use so I can buy some computer parts with a calm mind

>>53075940
What for?

>>53075998
>>53075987
But I can't party with you and be socially comfy

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>>53075940
Gril friend?

>>53075940
If you trick tsundere-chan into being your girlfriend, that technically counts as getting a friend

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How do you heat your schools in Japan?
I don't remember seeing any radiators or grilles.
Floor heating?

>>53076057
So you want real friends.
I bet you should not come here. (´・ω・`)

>>53076057
I want to go France so bad
meet you and become friends
But I can't speak French at all and I have no money

>>53075976
Because you don't really have the right to comment on how other people spend their money. It just twists my nipples when NEETs are like
>Oh they think they're so great with their expensive whatevers! But I'm a better person because I don't just spend frivolously
Lads just enjoying what he worked for, whereas NEETs think you have to be some shallow prick to spend more money than someone on the dole.

You haven't beaten the capitalist rat race, you're not a proto-socialist taking only what you need, you're a loser who is trying to put others down out of jealousy that you didn't work as hard.

>>53076096
Air conditioners

>>53076059
>>53076084
That will never happen

>>53076096
You can see some air conditioners on the ceiling.

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>>53075991
I am not trying to be rude, but please learn hiragana, everything you write will look nicer and be more Japanese.

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>>53076129
Or I could have just been making a joke.

>>53076168
talking in romaji is part of the ruffy meme

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>>53076161
Why do you think so?
You are very friendly guy I think.

>>53076198
Yeah, I'm sure you were.

>>53076213
because i'm not handsome and I'm socially ankward with girls. Not able to do a move.

>>53076161

Tu es mon meilleur ami.

>>53076205
So there is a meme I do not know of... mattaku kore wa warui desu.

>>53076283
Don't hate Korean!!!

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>>53076263
Post face

I am an expert when it comes to faces, I will tell you if you are hot or not

>>53075976
>tfw Nigel wasn't cute.

>>53076263
So?

>>53076268
The F doesn't like a digenerate girl.

>>53076354
Cuteness is a finite resource, anon. We have to be careful not to use it up too quickly.

>>53076263
Guys hate guy who is than themselves .Don't love to see in darkside.

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im gonna kill who rates lower my youtube videos with black magick

>>53076397
This, need to keep it in reserve so senpai will notice when it's used.

>>53076268
C'est gentil.

>>53076346
no I won't! There was some old pic of me 2 years ago in this thread

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>>53076263
You are kind man.
慣れろ

>>53076417
Post channel.

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>>53076346

>>53076417
遊戯王好きなん?

>>53076427
Why don't you post a picture of 8 different faces - 7 of random people from the internet and 1 of yourself.

That way we can rate you without ever finding out what you look like.

>>53076448
He looks like a wizard

>>53076479
That's genius!

>>53076479
Pretty good idea actually la

>>53076488
This is the best comment. EVER.

>>53076479
You would still be able to do a image search

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>>53076448
If that is him looks very good, its not him though

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>>53076501
Thanks, anon. I thought really hard until my brain itched.

>>53076427
If you don't want to post your face, it's ok
No need to post m8

>>53076564
That's me

>>53076561
Not if you find lots of pictures that don't come up on google images

>>53076448
Santa cosplays a ulza ?

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>>53076564
It is him. He posted it himself.

Is matsuya crowded at this time?
この時間帯は松屋は混んでますか

確か前にFは鹿と戯れてる写真をうpしてたと思うけど、あれってFじゃなかったのかな?
優しそうな笑顔が印象的だったな

So...wizard is in 4chan?

>>53076613
No. I tried, you always find the sauce.
Unless you have an image browser with original pics

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How about this ?

i feel shuddering and devil touching my ajna chakra
this is almost physical phenomenon
im so powerrrrrrrrrrrrr
bwahahahahahaha

>>53076611
Well, Judging from the picture you have a the most favored facial structure, the nose is also what one might want, though it would have been better if they flared out just a bit more

Your face would definitely rank in the top 90% of faces due to you having a "butt chin" high cheekbones and a solid brow your strong jaw is also something that is good to have

You definitely fall into the "handsome" category

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>>53076711

>>53076695
If you always find the sauce why is there so much unsaucable porn? Sometimes searching a face gets you pictures of plants bro

>>53076441
https://www.youtube.com/user/BloodyTamponTea/videos

>>53076724
Hi,anja!Nice to meet you ..

>>53076724
Your neighbors must be terrified or very confused

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>>53076654
That pic?
Yes I posted it a lonnnnggg tiiimmeee agooo in this thread when I was in Japan

>>53076430
Birth number of 2015 increased than 2014 in Japan.

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>>53076724

>>53076427
post a profile photo of your twitter account.

>>53076772
If that's you you have a faggots posture desu. Or you're a woman

>>53076772
Is that you? You don't look as tall as you claim to be

We should need F's pictures thread ?

>>53076772
arara look at these 3 adorable cuties

>>53076828
I'm 1m85

>>53076820
I try to give to this fuckers food. Hard to stand up when you've got two deers trying to fuck you up m8

>>53076828
I dunno, man. Look how the tiny the bench and those deer are.

>>53075663
Glorious Nippon is the best place to get food for autists. Enter Yen into machine. Press button. Receive ramen. Itadakimasu!

>>53076772
You resemble Mark Zuckerburg.

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>>53076772
You look like a dyke here.

>>53076859
Yeah cause they can tell you're a pansy so they take the alpha role dude. That's why they made you stand all coy

>>53076859
>tried to feed deer
>got fucked
lmao

Yes, deer meat is delicious .

>>53076874

Um, no he does not resemble Mark Zuckerkike!

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>>53076772

Look at that timid smile.

>>53076772
Who took a this picture?

>>53076914
Nara is full of niggerdeer

>>53076772
Yes, so I think you can get your girl friends.

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>>53076772
Looks a bit different though I thought, though definitely average tier, stop being so prude

You have to look like the brit meme guy to start become considered "not handsome"

>>53076932
No one needs your unwarranted racial slurs you stupid meat flapped cunt

>>53076961

Are you that butthurt nigger?

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>>53076945
My Japanese girlfriend
>>53076960
You should think about activating windows m8

>>53076932
My eyes are as bad as took you as a Middle Eastern.

>>53076987
I was never a nigger I just think you're super annoying tripfag scum

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F祭り?

>>53076958
This is the legs of F-chan
I love F, and you

>>53077013

Shut up, Takahiro.

She's defending her """"""""boy""""""""friend

>>53077036
If you like a man who looks like a butch does that make you a dyke?

>>53077034
なんで保存してるんだ・・・

>>53077007
Did you have a Japanese gf?

>>53077036
Sorry, but I'm not your lover.

>>53077087

Your English doesn't even make sense! Practice more!

F兄貴!

>she can't even read simple english

>>53077007
i dont know why but i using windows 10 maybe 2 months without any problem
if anything happens, i will use KMS pico^^v

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F祭り?
unbelievable, no one post this pict yet

Has your opinion of The F. changed now that you know what he looks like?

前スレ荒れて今度はF画像祭り
わけがわからないよ

>>53077129

So you're asking if I like a man who looks like a lesbian makes me gay?

Back to being a wageslave
Back to earning money for SHIMOKITAZAWA INDIE FANCLUB
Happy New Year my tomodachis.

Is Daikanyama Anon still around?
She promised to go with me, don't treat me like a fool again desu ne.
I am still trying to get over Narita Anon's tatemae stab in my fragile heart.

>>53077150
>that you know what he looks like?
>Pic 2 years old
Come on

>>53077167
Well, does it?

>>53077167
>She can't write grammatically correct English

>>53077130
I had to activate mine a week ago too.
It's maybe because all of our windows license ended the 31

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>>53077150
I thought he was going to look more masculine and less like a lesbian.

コテハンって#???だっけ?
トリ付け方わかんねーや
トリ付けれたらFフォルダが火を吹くぜ

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>>53077177
hello! friend
you're that person who made many nice takahiro picture, aren't you?
>pict
this is his latest photo. plz use this ^-^

>>53077298

This is true, yeah.

>>53077278

It's his opinion that he looks like a lesbian. So no.

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>>53076724
i have felt it
my rival has awakened

muhahahwwiohiohaowihafiowheoifhurrrrrrrrrrrr

>>53077323
are you The F. fanboy?

>>53077323
うん。#の後に任意のパスワード。

>>53077356
What a happy man
What if I told you takahiro is actually nozomibro

>>53077255
Unless you're now post-op, you can't have changed that much in 2 years.

>>53077323
・・おほもの人?

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>>53077356
Saved

>>53076932
hi veggie, are you having a kawaii morning? *huggie* ^_^

フォルダ分けてないけど全部保存してる
SDから溢れたらPCのHDDに逃がしてたし
たしか6T分あるはず

>>53077437

I hate mornings!

>>53077392
オプションに入れるんだよね?

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For my lover.

Takahiro.

>>53077452
え、画像全部保存してるの?
スゲー・・・

We are fanclub members of F!

>>53077484
いやname

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Can people in this thread raise just one eyebrow?

Seems like only some people have that trait, i thought everyone could do it

Pic related, like that

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I don't have F's picture except nipple pic btw

>>53077428
w-what?! ( ﾟДﾟ)

>>53077428
thanks

そういえば日本人は生粋の記録魔っていうもんな
地質学やNASAも世話になってるとか

>>53077574

I can, but I can't wiggle my ears.

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>>53077580

>>53077468
but you are so cute when you open your adorable little eyes, searching for an object to project your disapproval for mornings upon

>>53077580
Wow
Shiny !!!!

>>53077574
I can. only the right eyebrow tho

>>53077574
(^_-)

>>53077498
you are really handsome, you should ask tsunschan to come to your apartment and cook for you

if I were tsunchan I'd definitely cook you a cordon bleu and bring profiteroles for desert

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>>53077675

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>>53077637

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>>53076932
I guess you came back from banned just right now like me.
Because veggie and I posted interracial homo video and got 3 days ban!

>>53077720
目が~目~が~!

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>>53077718
>if I were tsunchan I'd definitely cook you a cordon bleu and bring profiteroles for desert

If I were tsundere-chan, I'd BE the dessert.

>>53077718
Thanks for the (you)
I made a lot of effort in this pic

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>>53077741

>>53077498
You look good.

>>53077646
Who is tsunchan? Is she cuter than veggie?

I have a toothache

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>>53077813

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>>53077646

>open your adorable little eyes

Oh.. thank you.

>>53077743

Yes.

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>>53077870

Kyaaahhhhh! There's an American in this thread!
Give me your autograph!

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>>53077859

Try to avoid eating too many sweet things.

>>53077837
>Who is tsunchan?
I have asked The F. to describe her butt and general body curvature. But he refused to do it.
>Is she cuter than veggie?
Don't be silly

>>53077859
Go to the dentist.

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>>53077756

>>53077859
I have a heartache

バーレーンまでイラン断交か
カオス極まってきたな

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>>53077929

>>53077906
It's because my front teeth are too crammed, perhaps it's growing pains. I've had it for two days.
>>53077915
Will do
>>53077940
Me too 2bh

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>>53077901
>>53077813
>>53077948
lmao

>>53077940
I have a eyeache .

I have a boner.

>>53077986
Because of the F.'s picture?
Can't blame you

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>>53077979

>>53078005
Because of the F.'s picture?
Can't blame you

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How do I learn Japanese??

Please teach me sempai!! ^~^

糞スレだなぁ

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>>53078026

Unknown sense make people mad.

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>>53078062

>>53078042
I want to fuck Yui

なんだクソスレか

>>53078042
Get a Japanese gf and have her teach you.

>>53078095
thanks senpai. my takahiro folder got new pics again

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>>53077498
>>53077580
>>53077637
im very confusing im demon that hating people and wishing society ruined but people(mentality girls) loving me...

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>>53078225
>>53078230

W-who makes all these Takahiro pictures?

>>53078279
takahiro

>>53078181
First word we learn from Japanese girlfriend.
おっきい かたい ちんぽ おまんこ にんしんしちゃう いっちゃう

>>53078279
veggie

>>53078279
Takahiro's lover

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89I_s3HRLnU

>>53078279
Who makes takahiro ,is proto-takahiro.

Oh! Super Takahiro Time is here.

>>53078042
Grammar:

http://pomax.github.io/nrGrammar/

Vocabulary:

https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/953269262

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>>53078279

>>53078042
nol
satu
dua
tiga
empta
lima
enam
tujuh
delapan
sembilan
supuluh

タカヒロずかん かんせいまで あと ちょっとじゃ !

why do fem nips have such nice legs?

>>53078319
I'm not entirely sure what this means, but I bet it's cute.

>>53078524
Karate

Do I really have to write all the shit down with proper stroke order etc, in order to learn ? Seems like a waste of time, can't I just take notes on my pc?

>>53078435
Germans are really kind.

>>53078166
>>53078181
>>53078487
fuck off
fucking useless fagots

>>53078583
just learn it and it'll become natural 2bh

>>53075557
Andare!!!!

わたしはこのメキシコ人と真逆でスペイン語の単位落としそうなので落とさないように頑張る

>>53078583

Repetition will burn it into your brain. It's like how writing down exam notes by hand helps you to remember them better.

終わったか。
このスレはたかひろの侵攻を食い止めたようだ。

>>53078578
it means ''big, hard, dick, cunt, I'm gonna be pregnant with your baby, cum''

>>53078810
ok

>>53078319
「痛い」はないの?

>>53078810
M-might want to save that for the second or third lesson, anon.

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>>53078435
Thank you very much Germany for actually being helpful. : )

It is highly appreciated. xxx

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>>53078810
They actually sell books that teaches you sex phrases in the Japanese language learning materials section at that huge book store in Shinjuku

It was quite fun looking through, it was aimed at tourists who just wanted to shag a Japanese girl

>>53078865
外人のはでかいけど柔らかいから結構平気
途中でよく萎えるから舌技駆使しないと疲れるぞ

>>53078953
Just keep in mind that it takes a fucking long time to learn a language. If you manage to remember ten new words every day and never forget any it will take about three years until you know all the words in the Anki deck I linked.

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>>53079010
I think a lot of those books are kinda gimmicky though. At least, I hope no one uses them seriously.

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>>53078042
I will teach you.
Will you buy me a ticket to Italy?
We will learn while on a boat in Venice.
I will whisper Japanese in your ear while we drink wine and eat Italian cuisines.

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>>53079101
cutest thing I've ever read

>>53079091
the french don't do vaginal?

>>53079101
アイルランドじゃね?

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>>53079091
Yeah, though it actually was a bit fleshed out iirc, as in it taught you manners, how to pick a girl up etc and proving a shit loads of date related vocabulary like "I thought the movie was good" "Lets eat at a resturant" etc

Only chatup line you need
>Grab a slice and you'll be thrice as nice

>>53079143
French uses French bread .

>>53079162
冗談のつもりだったけど、へたくそな冗談でした、申し訳ないです。

>>53079143
No, it's not deviant enough.

>>53079091
I love this shit ! do you have more anon?

Hey Japan mix yourself with a german!

>>53079143
High risk of making white babies.

>>53079227
こちらこそごめんアスペ丸出しでしたなww

>>53079247
no

>>53079206
>French bread
what the F(rench)

I don't have a good English writing skills.
please teach me how to learn it.

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>>53079236
Fraid not, anon, that's all I have.

>>53079327
Skype with weeaboo qts.

国旗と国名の一致は大体頭に入ってるんだけど、イタリアとアイルランドはマジで見分けつかない時あるから困る

>>53079327
You know the basics already. Now practice a lot and read a lot.

Try

http://lang-8.com/

>>53079327
4chanにクソみたいな英語力で書き続けたら時々ほんと日本人の英語くそだなっていうやついて、じゃあ直してって言ったら直してくれる人いるよ!!

オーストラリア人には日本人の英語理解するのはオリンピック競技の一つって言われた

How do I read names or words made of several Kanji? Up to this point I learned Kanji separatly, but reading japanese doesn't work that way...

For example: 木席さん
The first kanji is tree and can be read as
Kun: き、 こ-
On: ボク、 モク
The second kanji is seat and can be read as
Kun: むしろ
On: セキ

>>53079143
Vaginal is so 2015, nowadays ass is where the shit's at

赤白が逆のもあったな

>>53079373
これ
発色の悪さによって曖昧になるよね

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>>53079327
Read news articles, watch TV and play video games in English (that's how most foreigners here say they learnt English).

>>53079167
映画が良いと思いました。
レストランで食べましょう。

わあ、 女性を性交しましょう!

>>53079430
うまい冗談!

>>53079432
モナコとかインドネシアとかポーランドとかマジでやばい
赤が上か下かどれがどれだかさっぱり

アイルランドはイタリアだけじゃなくてインドにも似てる

[Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund] Ich werde ins Bett früher gehen・・・

>>53079410
馬鹿外人のlow class japaneseもな

>>53079361
Thanks a lot!
>>53079385
Thanks! I don't know the site

>>53079454
U wot? For writing skills?

>>53079373
すごく似てるよね、分かる分かる。
/int/でなとなく国旗に詳しくなる。

>>53079511
?

>>53079432
>>53079481
そういうのじゃなくて、4chanのアイルランドとイタリアは環境によっては見分けがつかないのよ

>>53079516
I may have misread the question

>>53079454
>postlord
kek

reminds me of a line from a movie:
>I thought you people invented the language but so far nobody seems able to speak it properly

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>>53079454
>Tfw was taught English from these oaves

And I would not want to have it any other way

patiently awaiting their comeback

>>53079410
サンキュー! 英作文の点数なかなか上がらなくて辛い(´･ω･`)

>>53079546
品のない日本語

>>53079527
あれ、ミスった。
なんとなく

>>53079565
女子高生発見

>>53079565
lang-8 is for you.

4chanのフランス国旗に馴染みすぎて実際のフランス国旗の青を見ると変に感じるようになってしまった

>>53079552
That's quite alright, if you read English books and play games in English your reading skills will improve.

>>53079551
追記すると、マリとルーマニア、インドネシアとモナコも表記上同じだから見分けがつかない
イタリアとアイルランドはこれと同じレベルの時がある

>>53079454
>Her Majesty's Sugar Barnet
Really?

>>53079617
冗談です。

>>53079617
Of course. What else would you call it?

I MAKIT

>>53079611
マリじゃなくてチャドだごめん
なんで間違ったんだろ

>>53079565
とにかく構文を丸ごと暗記するのがおすすめ!
言葉変えればいくらでも応用効くよ

>>53079690
>>53079690
>>53079690
>>53079690
>>53079690

>>53079646
MAKITって何よ

>>53079646
thanks F.

>>53079654
どっちも短くて人の名前っぽいよね

>>53079695
Nooooooo please don't do this don't recommend this! Please I hate this so much my teacher's heart of hearts breaks every time I see this omgggggg

>>53079551
わかってるよ?
そこから発展して覚えにくい国旗あるよねって話だろ
別にあなたがイタリア・アイルランド国旗覚えてないと思ってる訳じゃないから…

>>53079646
IMAKITA

>>53079736
昔ある人が同じことを言ってたな
もう学校の英語表現見飽きた~~ってw

>>53079427
Basically, kanji’s idioms are constructed of same reading systems like音読み+音読み or 訓読み+訓読み, but there are lot of exceptions too.
It is called 重箱読みjubakoyomi (音+訓) and 湯桶読みyutouyomi(訓+音).
There’re many exceptional readings in names particular, so you should memorize them as idioms.

http://blog.livedoor.jp/sekaiminzoku/archives/46470263.html
日本のバブルもこんな感じだっけ?

>>53077498
kawaii~(´・ω・`)