>Why yes, I do like bending down and licking my dogs shit after it fucks my wife
>I own a pet that is dependent on me for it's happiness, just how i like it because I can't make anyone else happy
needing Rasheeds and Goldbergs to answer
if the Cross is the symbol of Christianity because of the symbolism of the crucifixion, why is the crescent moon and star the symbol of Islam? why is the star of David and the Menorah the symbols of Judaism?
Lads I am loving this bangin meme but I really have no idea what it means.
Back at work this morning, boss just came in and asked if we feel "refreshed" after the Christmas break, even though most us worked 3 days between christmas and new year. What an absolute cunt.
The crescent moon is the symbol of islam because they worship an asteroid.
What do you think is inside the energon cube?
A "star" fell from the heavens many years ago which became a core element of their belief system.
there was one lad from australia who was an astronaut
wikipedia lists him as american because he ditched his australian citizenship when he moved there because you couldn't have dual citizenship back then
what a cute accent, "mate" :). Say yank again, "yanhk" lol
it was used through the middle ages by some jews as a symbol. was picked up by the zionist movement. in the flag of israel context it's supposed to reflect socialist ideals or something
What's going on in the middle east now then? Some sort of disagreement over who should have been the next person to lead Islam after Muhummed? It was ages ago tbf - funny that they can't just move on from it desu.
>order shirt 3 weeks ago
>ships next day!!!!
>no email saying it's shipped
>1 week goes by
>2 weeks go by
>check their fb
>last business post update was 22/12 so they were closed for christmas
>home ALL fucking day today
>cunt leaves a thing in my letter box telling me to go pick it up tomorrow
REE REE REE REE
>pictures on facebook of my gf getting off her tits with her ex
n-nothing happened right?
>n-nothing happened right?
you can believe that, if you like
>n-nothing happened right?
i'm not a jealous lad but shit like that would get me pretty ruffled 2bh
I'm 18 and so is she, and he's 19
SHES LIKING ALL THE PICTURES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE WAS MEANT TO BE BLOCKED
>tfw mum wanted to call me Jesse
>dad convinced her to call me Wilfred
Don't know which is worse
Alpen or shreddies for brekky
Does it matter so much as its natural sugars?
Might get a miso soup from pret if that's better.
Yeah this is way under my normal, usually a sandwich for breakfast and I would often get junk for lunch with my mates.
Fucking bint I was texting and seeing for a solid month just decided out of the blue to stop replying and seeing my snapchats
Blokes would never do that because they'd have the fucking gall to tell you what the go is. Some fucking women are just weak and are 2 face tbH. Seriously thought this bird was gf material. Real fucking devo haha
just found the cunt that's made my screen layout an eyesore
Amazon package has arrived
>mfw the delivery guy said "Be careful it's heavy!" when he saw my skinny arms
how long hasnt she replied for?
best thing to do is go out, hang with other girls and make that your snapchat story without send any snapchats to her. snapchat is a godsend for making people jealous.
SHE STAYED THE NIGHT WTF
that's it, I got cucked FUCK
>tfw realise that I may not be repulsively ugly, but I might even be good looking
Since Saturday 12:15am. Dw I got a date with Priscilla haha
"Bitches come and go brah, but you know I stay"- yung lean. Your mates won't dog you!!!! But women may!!!!
/love/ this image
Nah no way lad I'll just fester on it internally for a bit haha. Not much of a fan of snapchat stories though cause I rooted and booted this bird and (ironically) enough I avoidedher snapchats so I don't like the possibility that she might see them lmao
>Black stools are a worrisome symptom because it may be due to a large amount of bleeding into the GI tract, most often from the upper GI tract including the esophagus, stomach, and duodenum.
INT. LAND CRUISER JOSTLING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN - DAY
Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia. A third
Militia drives. Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man.
EXT. AIRSTRIP, EASTERN EUROPE - DAY
An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery
fire. A bland CIA Operative, flanked by Special Forces Men,
stands in front of a commuter plane. CIA Man watches the
Land Cruiser pull up, hard. The Militia Men jump out of the
The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the CIA
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Dr. Pavel nods, nervous. CIA Man hands the Driver a
He wasn't alone.
CIA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr.
You don't get to bring friends.
They are not my friends.
Don't worry, no charge for them.
Why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your
prize. (Smiles.) They work for the
mercenary. The masked man.
The Driver nods. CIA Man turns to his Special Forces Men.
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.
i'm all about snapchat stories to annoy girls. this one girl i talked to added me and never sent me a single one. so i took her off the exclusive send list and posted stories and she was always like first one to watch and then she started sending me some hahahahaha
don't take it personally but i'm closing /brit/ because it's pointless and a waste of time and literally anything i do will be more interesting and productive than posting here
see you tonight lads
>Try and do something
>Immediately call for IT assistance and sit there doing nothing
>Don't let him do anything, just do the exact same thing again and point at error message
>He does something completely different at it works
Fucking IT guys, he only pressed one button, what do we even pay them for?
>Why yes, my country does have multi-level trains
>Morocco, Libya, Tunisia, Algeria, Egypt, Syria, Somalia, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Qatar, Bahrain, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan and all the Islamic terrorist groups do not reflect true Islam
>he's a fedoraposter on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his job very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents' house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends