yanks out edition
me
What's it like to look at your gf's bumhole during doggystyle lads?
>>53065484
FOY
ibtrollin
>>53065484
Dunno, I only fuck blokes
>>53065447
At least I know how to link posts on 4chan. First week away from /b/?
Omg lol at people who are still virgins in 2016 (twenty sixteen)
got writers block
>>53065484
bad moon rising
>>53065526
ibtrollin
>>53065508
top or bottom?
FUCK OFF BY ONE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>>/g/52222221
lads what causes spots
is it just grease
>>53065484
dunno, i don't have a gf and i've never had sex
>>53065535
Top, I ain't some kind of queer
Check these 5s
>I call butties "sandwiches"
Posh nobs out
wew
>>53065543
Spots as in pimples? Heaps of things familia
>stress
>lack of sleep
>bad diet
>not washing your face
>grease
>sweat
>etc
>>53065547
What does a guy's face look like as you stick it in his bum? Favourite position? Do you like to kiss your boys as your fucking them?
FUCK YHE GOVERBEMNT
UCK THE CORPORATJONS
WAKE UO SHEEPLE
>FOY
>>53065568
yes but I thought the primary thing causing it was grease, and all the other factors just multiplied the grease
You will try. [starts attacking Obi-Wan]
>I call sangers "butties"
*posts an image of a man donning a trilby*
>>53065543
wanking
>>53065546
ibtrollin
>>53065568
>pimples
Fuck off yank.
>>53065592
Beat advice I can give you is to just be yourself
>>53065614
ibtrollin
>Tfw due to various reasons couldn't go to uni after my A-levels
>These various issues have lasted 5 years
>Was unable to look for a job during these five years
>Now have no skills, and feel like I'm too old for uni
My life is a complete mess and I don't the skills or mindset to do anything about it. Pls send help.
>>53065631
FOY
i only watched the star wars films for the first time last year
overrated but i guess it was high budget for the 70s and 80s so it was impressive to their small minds
I don't know what's worse lads - normies or yanks
Both are pretty fucking dismal
>>53065571
Depends desu m8
some take it like a champ, other ask for lube.
I like it where Im holding someone looking into their eyes desu. I like the whole intimacy thing.
Of course I kiss my boys, who doesnt kiss the person theyre fucking?
>>53065641
ibtrollin
>>53065646
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>>53065644
yanks of course la, fucking ghastly posters.
>>53065658
FOY
>>53065646
Do the boys wince in pain as it goes in, or is it more of a pleasurable squirm? Are there a lot of gasps and moans?
V>IV>VI=III>VII>I>II
>>53065563
lad
one thing
Lads there are more girls than boys yet I still can't get a gf
That should be statistically impossible. State sponsored GFs when?
>>53065678
Depends on the person lad
hmmm
https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/christchurch/escorts/nzgirls.php?name=&keyword=&cat=&srv=0
>>53065638
Become a shiplad
You just need a levels
Merchant navy
>mfw I convinced one clueless lad on /brit/ to join the merchant navy, now he's sailing the world
wew
So lads, that yank bird who posts vocaroos for us, what do we make of her?
really tempted to buy a load of junk food tomorrow, stay in and watch GDQ until my heart stops
Here I am grinning like an idiot at my computer screen at 3am - again
I love you lads (even the yanks) you always make me laugh <3
>>53065703
Describe your hottest experience fucking a man omitting no detail however small or filthy
>>53065726
FOY
if kanga tells me to fuck off one more time i'm going to absolutely lose it
>>53065703
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>>53065736
FOY
evens I watch bisexual threesome porn
odds I go to bed
>>53065736
FOY
>>53065725
FOYS (sympathiser)
>>53065709
That lad is either surrounded by Poles or died at sea, you're a bad lad.
>>53065726
Shagged a qt I met in LONDON, put it in whilst making eye contact. His hot breath on my neck and face was a right turn on.
Kissed him as I came inside him, left him on the bed and jerked him off in the morning
>>53065745
haha no kinky stuff for me then, g'night boys
I think I attack the burgers so much because I secretly like them.
There will come a time where you have to leave your basement after running out of food and starving yourself for 2 days, normally you order groceries online but you had a power outage a while ago and nothing you tried would fix it.
After sitting in the dark for so long you finally decide to leave the basement, go to your front door and walk outside.
All around you there is smoke and fire, as you proceed you see houses being broken into, natives fighting against refugees and immigrants. At first sight you are shocked and fear for your life but you knew this day would come.
Even though you're scared, you don't even think about going back to that dark basement, you need food so your instincts tell you to go on.
As you move along, people trying to escape the chaos are pulled out of their cars, the ones that do manage to drive away run out of gas at one point unable to refill the tank because all gas stations are broken into and used as shelter, some are occupied by natives others by immigrants.
You barely make it to your nearby supermarket, luckily enough it's occupied by fellow natives, they are glad to see you and they let you in, give you a weapon and some food, ''Here take this, we need any help we can get. It's time to take our country back soldier''
That is the first thing you hear as you enter the supermarket
This is where your story starts
>go on /brit/
>yank obsession all day every day
feels good
>>53065761
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lets play word association
i'll start
fuck
>>53065749
So a yank told this Aussie not to tell him to fuck off again
And he actually did it, the absolute mad man
>>53065748
>>53065774
FOY
>>53065770
good post
lost it
>There will come a time where you have to leave your basement after running out of food and starving yourself for 2 days, normally you order groceries online but you had a power outage a while ago and nothing you tried would fix it.
>>53065764
>that image
REEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEDEEEEEEEEEE
>>53065776
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>>53065595
*unsheaths lightsaber"
Nothing personnel Anakin.
>>53065770
good writing, you paint a picture thats so vivid it feels almost as if the reader is transported into this scene.
wonderful! =D
>>53065807
all me
I don't know about you, but I feel like 22
this is the most autistic thread I have been in this year
>>53065812
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>>53065823
FOY
>>53065777
her
>I call sarnies "sangers"
>>53065823
hiker
>>53065823
>>53065826
FONT
>>53065841
right
>>53065848
oi damo
>>53065849
her
>>53065823
Better looking than me
You look like a cool lad though, 10/10 would be friends with
Lateral raising 12kgs lads
Any thoughts on that statement (apart from the obvious)?
>oi damo
>>53065864
throat
>>53065876
FOY
>>53065878
after
>>53065876
Yea doin mate?
>>53065872
fuckin weak delts mate
>>53065890
jizzing
>>53065896
FOY
>FOY
>FONT
you people are just fucking irritating. even fedoraposting is preferable to this nonsense
>[PPL] currently controls about 8,000 megawatts of regulated electric generating capacity in the United States and delivers electricity to 10.5 million customers in Pennsylvania, Kentucky, and Great Britain
I know it's because they part of E.On, but the thought of mailing electricity to bongland made me giggle. cheers
>>53065872
keep it up breh
>>53065785
>>53065812
THANKS GUYS *HUGS*
>>53065876
who in their right mind lacks this much self awareness
>It's called a cob.
>>53065916
FOY
>>53065896
What do you do?
>>53065913
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>>53065918
her
>>53065939
yank
>>53065934
45 freedom units so 20kg
I'll show you
>>53065939
miscarriage
Why are british men so faggy acting?
>>53065543
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>>53065939
the unpaid one has been notified
Fucking hell lads
Only just plucked up the courage to go through the texts I sent while I was fucking smashed on Christmas day
>you people are just fucking irritating. even fedoraposting is preferable to this nonsense
>>53065970
all me
>the unpaid one has been notified
>>53065958
Wahey big unit Tyler over here
get in here dorms
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshireladget in here dorms
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
Howdy partners, how're ya'll doing?
steam sale ending soon
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm don't know what to buy
aww poor azy
>>53065971
FUCK
OFF
NORMIE
TWAT
>>53066003
I'd suck your cock if you know what I mean ;)
>>53065971
>>53065971
>>53065971
Fucking banter lad.
holy shit thats some good shit
>>53065971
cracking banter that tom
well played
>>53065994
pinning myself desu
Why are anglo people so ugly?
>>53065774
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451096132379.webm
>mfw a yank posts
>>53065971
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>53065971
this is a most excellent kind of banter tbqh
i am laffing and impressed
>>53066041
That's quite a lot of vomit for just one girl.
>>53066041
bit disgusting desu
>>53066041
don't know if I can fap to this but ill give it a shot
Absolute tune lads ngl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxj-9GF1Qs
>>53066041
>average_british_woman_on_a_wednesday_morning.webm
Hush up boys let me get the cricket on the telly
>>53065971
must be nice being a turbo normie
teach me
quite hungry
what should I eat lads
Anime
>>53066093
FONT
>>53066093
snails
frogs
?
>>53066041
That made my mouth water
only just realised that when Bane said "for you", he was talking about removing his mask being extremely painful for the CIA guy and not being a big guy for the CIA guy
Listening to some ASMR then to bed
>>53066099
post some anime pictures lad
>>53066084
>>53066003
Get along little doggy.
How many Brits died in that hotel attack early last year?
teste
>>53066122
What ASMR lad?
>>53066120
wew wtf my whole world is a lie
>>53065971
[Enraged and paranoid at seeing Obi-Wan in the main hatchway of her cruiser] LIAR!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378743/Man-puts-former-girlfriends-group-chat-send-festive-greetings.html
remember when a reporter threw his shoes at George Bush lmao
AND WHAT
GUL'DAN
MUST WE GIVE IN RETURN!?
>>53066152
What's got your bum so tickled m8? An American fuck your mother or something?
>>53066157
Delete this
>>53066175
FOY
>>53066151
t. alberto barbosa
Why are you fags not asleep now
>>53066080
True 2bh.
>>53066167
FOY
>>53066169
A LONE ORC? AGAINST THE MIGHT OF THE ALLIANCE???????
>>53066189
I'd kill you if given the chance
>>53065484
You can't see her arsehole during
>>53066093
Snails.
>>53066148
Don't know yet lad
Either one of Jellybeans videos, but I've been liking those "touching the mic with no filter" ones recently
Daily reminder the English national football team has never defeated the United States in World Cup play.
>>53066219
FOY
>>53066219
Daily reminder that soccer is for girls and gays
brit on vacation here
>>53066180
>a rock band where the lead singer doesn't play guitar
Hate that shit desu
Like just fucking learn to play guitar and have one less member for fucks sake
>>53066219
Pretty sure this is from a sample of 2 games
Shit statistic FOY FOY FOY
>>53066120
Yeah Tom Hardy himself said that the line was written to imply that removing the mask would be painful for CIA.
He also said that he intentionally made it sound like he's a big guy for CIA.
do you think yanks remain to exercise their freedom and right
>>53066184
Because I'm getting drunk and obsessing about Americans.
>>53066265
FOY
>>53066282
FOY
>>53066184
slept at 10, woke up at 2:40, will be going back to bed at 4 after an episode of anime
>>53066105
>>53066211
Frogs aren't in season, they start at the end of the month until march.
Snails, on the other hand, can be eaten until May.
Snails it is
>>53066288
FOY
This is our year
Let's get it my niggas
WAKE UP
(wake up)
Brushyourteethputonalittlemakeup
>>53066318
What exactly are you planning to do differently?
>>53066320
hide the scars to fade away the shake up
(hide the scars to fade away the shake up)
>>53066313
dumb FOYposter
>>53066318
my "warm up" was depression and alcoholism
>>53066332
t. enlightened white teenager bullied by 'The Blacks'
>>53066318
>people who follow "motivational" Twitter accounts that post this type of shit
Fucking shallow twats, hate them all.
Tell my man shut up
>>53066219
Daily reminder that get shot.
"The Jews are out to get me lads - for real this time"
-/pol/, every day
>>53066395
"I love reddit" -you
long shot but does anyone know the youtube channel of that hot guy who lifts to metal music and always does sexy little salacious dance for the viewers
i remember it being posted in brit before
>>53066253
work in 4 hours haha
Found Gothic1-3 for €4
>>53066421
Doing what?
>>53066395
hahahaha
>>53066411
Here you go lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>an armed militia has taken over a federal wildlife reserve in Nevada
Just another day in the good ol' USA
Seriously though, this is the 21st century western world, how can Americans think that type of shit is acceptable? It's fucking bizarre
>>53066245
Have you pulled many yank slags?
>>53066433
bash my keyboard and make software
>>53066441
No i'm gay
>>53066421
Work In 2 hours and 15 minutes
>>53066395
>>53066441
It turns out that they don't like sissy brit bois, bit disappointed
>>53066439
SHALL
>>53066421
>who the fuck has work at 2am
>realise it's 3:30am and not 10pm
Fug
Got to stop smoking weed, it's fucking my memory up
NOT
>>53066437
MEM :DDDD
>>53066471
Do you think the FOY lad got banned? Or did his mom call him down for dinner?
>>53066461
>>53066471
>>53066478
>>53066482
>>53066489
FOY
>>53066489
data cap reached
>>53066487
>Swedish
wtf lmao
>>53066439
Yes, if it was here the government would simply walk all over the ranchers and cock suckers like you would cheer Cameron on.
>>53066470
He literally looks like Darth Sidious
>>53066357
based aggy baggy
>>53066511
FON
>>53066487
>2. Irish
Shows how fucking ignorant they are of what men in these countries actually look like
>>53066487
>just barely pulled ahead of Americans themselves
wew lad
>>53066437
wrong one lad
>>53065971
>Only just plucked up the courage to go through the texts I sent while I was fucking smashed on Christmas day
fuck you this wasn't you at all.
>>53066471
You worship the ground I walk upon.
>>53066523
what does N mean
>>53066515
I cheered them when they were facing off against the Feds at the ranch, but this is a federal wildlife reserve. What is the point?
>>53066536
Are you a qt grill? Then maybe
>>53066538
nonce
>>53066507
x
>>53066538
Fuck Off Normie
and
Fuck Off Yank
Now you you have everything you need to shitpost on /brit/
>>53066519
MY OLD MAN SAID BE A CITY FAN AND I SAID BOLLOCKS YOU'RE A CUNT >>53066538
Haha you know what it means mate.
>>53066548
no he would never call me that
>Ah, why yes I do live in the glorious US of A
>>53066518
He essentially is.
All the talk on /pol/ about a rich elite of jews promoting a "fuck whites" agenda, Soros is the real deal.
This aus is giving me free (you)s, you can't make this up
>>53066558
I'm not black
FONYT
Fuck off normie yank twats
Killing 2 birds with one gimmick
>>53066591
good lad
turn off the flash you fuckin moran
>>53066583
>one billionaire backing the left wing as a cover for literally every other billionaire ever backing the right wing
genius
>>53066548
>>53066556
>>53066589
>nonce
>normie
>nigger
Lmao all wrong
>>53066524
They love that accent.
'Sup, la?
It is the dream of every American woman to get fucked by a British man with his un-jewed penis.
@53066584
>>53066609
>>53066612
>>53066629
FOY
WHAT DOES THE N STAND FOR
TELL ME
OR THE N GETS IT
*cocks gun*
>>53066629
FOY
>>53066643
FOK
>>53065447
I hate them yankees too. Fuckin Nigger lovers.
>*cocks gun*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SS6T4X6-ec
>>53066643
FOK
DA JOOOOOOOOS
DA NIGGERS
AND THE FUCKIN SPICKS
THEYRE ALL IN CAHOOTS TO DESTROY THE WHITE RACE I TELL YA
watching k-on
disliking how active /brit/ is active in muh hugbox hours :\
still havent acclimatized to irish time
>>53066643
Na..
>>53066643
Germany don't do this, you have so much to live for.
Feeling peckish lads. I might microwave a pie.
Should I have the meat and potato or the just steak one?
>>53066666
NICE
someone do a funny to me
>>53066666
bit cold out
>>53066666
checked
>>53066654
I'll allow southern yanks to stay in the thread.
>>53066667
*pulls trigger*
>>53066666
It's because /Brit/s been full of normies recently. When all the normies go back to work/school in a few days it'll be back to normal hopefully
>>53066642
rude
>>53066666
these numbers i like
>>53066670
what is this non-descript meat ?
i think steak : )
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
LAWD IM COMING HOME TO YOU
>>53066690
>Be American
>Get shot
RACE WAR NOW
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35209185
>>53066690
>>53066691
<<53066711
fuck off yanks
>>53066666
Mamma mia looka ata thosa quintsa!!!!
>this thread is literally revolving around american posters
Need more neetbux desu lads
Might give myself a cheeky bit of cancer, bet that'd increase my bennies a bit
anyone growing a beard? seems to be the thing to do now if you want to be normie?
>>53066670
Yanks will never know what pies taste like.
>>53066774
were all in here seeking refuge from you fat wankers
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
>>53066775
*pozzes you*
>>53066774
while we're here, we might as well make this /cum/ 2.0
>>53066774
just like several meat moons orbit round your body because you're so fat you have gravity
>>53066670
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU ATE ALL THE PIES
fancy a pizza pie tbqhwyl
>>53066718
It's a meat and potato pie so it's beef.
How does Ireland not have M&P pies? They are one of the basic flavours.
>>53066824
we don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WVirpAieM
>>53066845
all me
>>53066774
We are caught in your gravity well.
How do you say "Ryan gosling" lads?
It feels natural to pronounce it as "Ryan Gozzlin" but it sounds dumb, but at the same over pronouncing the "ing" at the end sounds dumb in my accent
What a kerfuffle
>>53066853
FOY
>Hello, I'm American
>>53066861
Ryan gosslin
>>53066802
>>53066861
it's guzzling as in guzzling his cum ;)
>>53066837
We have potato top pie lad
Anyone who doesn't have a fucking union jack next to their post vacate this thread right now.
I ain't fucking joking around either so get a fucking jog on dickhead.
this guys so fucking gay haha
>>53066880
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan
@53066888
LMAO
>>53066888
GOOD POST
>>53066822
>Yanks call pizza a pie
Stupid cunts.
>>53066888
aussies and nz are okay
canada are tolerable
but
FUCK OFF YANKS
Gosh darn it I'm so peeved, I wish the liquid store was open, I'd drag a keg from the sidewalk to my trunk myself.
A bottle of bud goes well with candy, and why not, I'm on vacation.
>>53066888
we don't jog though
>>53066887
Fair enough
FUCK THE QUEEN
(user was hanged, drawn and quartered for this post)
any americans in here?
>>53066917
hop on your scooter then
>>53066888
>>53066888
>rasheeds that call the union fl;ag a union jack
nah not a fan
>>53066837
New Zealand confirmed American.
>>53066888
we technically do though
>>53066936
it's charging right now though
poo peeland
Ausgaylia
tips fedora
>>53066932
brit on vacation here
Pussy so good, I had to save that shit for later
Took her to the kitchen, fucked her right there on the table
>i dont exclusively eat beef mince pies
>i order the fancy pies with vegetable, cheese, and other useless, flowery shit
need some aussies in here
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
Spare some coin for a veteran of the great shitpost war of 2012?
>>53066938
>This post is illegal in the land of the free
>tips fedora
>>53066990
hate this degenerate desu
get a haircut mate!!!!
>>53066990
>tfw majid jordan will never release another EP
alri?
>>53067044
FOY
>>53066990
For the guys who wrote Shakespeare, you sure do have some mediocre taste
but who am I to judge
>>53067051
oo ee ooh ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang
>>53066955
That was part of my point desu x
Last for America.