>Tfw due to various reasons couldn't go to uni after my A-levels
>These various issues have lasted 5 years
>Was unable to look for a job during these five years
>Now have no skills, and feel like I'm too old for uni
My life is a complete mess and I don't the skills or mindset to do anything about it. Pls send help.
Depends desu m8
some take it like a champ, other ask for lube.
I like it where Im holding someone looking into their eyes desu. I like the whole intimacy thing.
Of course I kiss my boys, who doesnt kiss the person theyre fucking?
So lads, that yank bird who posts vocaroos for us, what do we make of her?
Shagged a qt I met in LONDON, put it in whilst making eye contact. His hot breath on my neck and face was a right turn on.
Kissed him as I came inside him, left him on the bed and jerked him off in the morning
I think I attack the burgers so much because I secretly like them.
There will come a time where you have to leave your basement after running out of food and starving yourself for 2 days, normally you order groceries online but you had a power outage a while ago and nothing you tried would fix it.
After sitting in the dark for so long you finally decide to leave the basement, go to your front door and walk outside.
All around you there is smoke and fire, as you proceed you see houses being broken into, natives fighting against refugees and immigrants. At first sight you are shocked and fear for your life but you knew this day would come.
Even though you're scared, you don't even think about going back to that dark basement, you need food so your instincts tell you to go on.
As you move along, people trying to escape the chaos are pulled out of their cars, the ones that do manage to drive away run out of gas at one point unable to refill the tank because all gas stations are broken into and used as shelter, some are occupied by natives others by immigrants.
You barely make it to your nearby supermarket, luckily enough it's occupied by fellow natives, they are glad to see you and they let you in, give you a weapon and some food, ''Here take this, we need any help we can get. It's time to take our country back soldier''
That is the first thing you hear as you enter the supermarket
This is where your story starts
>go on /brit/
>yank obsession all day every day
>There will come a time where you have to leave your basement after running out of food and starving yourself for 2 days, normally you order groceries online but you had a power outage a while ago and nothing you tried would fix it.
Nothing personnel Anakin.
>[PPL] currently controls about 8,000 megawatts of regulated electric generating capacity in the United States and delivers electricity to 10.5 million customers in Pennsylvania, Kentucky, and Great Britain
I know it's because they part of E.On, but the thought of mailing electricity to bongland made me giggle. cheers
the unpaid one has been notified
Fucking hell lads
Only just plucked up the courage to go through the texts I sent while I was fucking smashed on Christmas day
>you people are just fucking irritating. even fedoraposting is preferable to this nonsense
>the unpaid one has been notified
That made my mouth water
[Enraged and paranoid at seeing Obi-Wan in the main hatchway of her cruiser] LIAR!
What's got your bum so tickled m8? An American fuck your mother or something?
Yeah Tom Hardy himself said that the line was written to imply that removing the mask would be painful for CIA.
He also said that he intentionally made it sound like he's a big guy for CIA.
long shot but does anyone know the youtube channel of that hot guy who lifts to metal music and always does sexy little salacious dance for the viewers
i remember it being posted in brit before
>an armed militia has taken over a federal wildlife reserve in Nevada
Just another day in the good ol' USA
Seriously though, this is the 21st century western world, how can Americans think that type of shit is acceptable? It's fucking bizarre
He essentially is.
All the talk on /pol/ about a rich elite of jews promoting a "fuck whites" agenda, Soros is the real deal.
>one billionaire backing the left wing as a cover for literally every other billionaire ever backing the right wing
Feeling peckish lads. I might microwave a pie.
Should I have the meat and potato or the just steak one?
Mamma mia looka ata thosa quintsa!!!!
>this thread is literally revolving around american posters
while we're here, we might as well make this /cum/ 2.0
just like several meat moons orbit round your body because you're so fat you have gravity
fancy a pizza pie tbqhwyl
How do you say "Ryan gosling" lads?
It feels natural to pronounce it as "Ryan Gozzlin" but it sounds dumb, but at the same over pronouncing the "ing" at the end sounds dumb in my accent
What a kerfuffle
Pussy so good, I had to save that shit for later
Took her to the kitchen, fucked her right there on the table
>i dont exclusively eat beef mince pies
>i order the fancy pies with vegetable, cheese, and other useless, flowery shit