/cum/ thread Canada-United States-Mexico

Aw fuck King Ghidorah always gets fucked up by Godzilla.

Anyways...
New England vs Pacific Northwest... which is better?

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>>53064551
Pizza or hamburgers?

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>you will never get stomped by an amazonian qt

>>53064626
hamburgers desu

all we have to eat in my city is pizza

>>53064610
New England

>>53064626
Pizza

>>53064610
Pacific Northwest

>>53064627
>Only countries that had empires know that feeling
Sounds like fun.

>>53064626
Pizza

>>53064627
Is it weird to fantasize about women overpowering you???

>>53064636
Thanks Canada

I'm gonna go buy some burgers brb

>>53064610
Pacific Northwest seems like a better place to live.

>>53064695
No, it is hot

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me on the right

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>>53064695
not at all

Every day anon

At least we're Godzilla. Canada would never btw

>>53064758
lol your friend looks like a dumb bitch

>>53064610
New england

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>>53064798
lol she's not tho haha

>>53064782
aye master

>>53064782
Who are you replying to?

Whats your favorite Godzilla film?

I enjoy vs. Destoroyah

>>53064848
The most recent one, mainly for Lizzie

>>53064848
I only liked King Kong in terms of giant movie monsters.

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>>53064848
I don't know of any Godzilla films. I do, however, know some Godzilla flicks and cinemas.

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>>53064848
>Whats your favorite Godzilla film?

>watching anime

>>53064848
Probably Final Wars, although I have a soft spot for vs. Megalon cause it felt like the "ideal standard" for cheesy Godzilla, as well as vs. Hedorah, because it was really creepy to me as a kid. Oh Monster X too.

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>>53064873
>mainly for Lizzie
good post

Is the guy from Matamoros around?

Where are you actually from?

What's it like to have a member of the opposite sex care about you lads?

>>53064958
Me on the left

>>53064848
The one where mechagodzilla breaks bitch ass angirus jaw

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>>53064958
muyh deiicckkk

>>53064985
It's nice, then they start trying to control/change you and then it sucks

>>53065003
Who said you could have that pic of me?

>>53064985
they don't actually care

Can somebody tell me which of the Toho Godzilla movies are on Netflix at the moment?

Canada should leave /cum/ and join /cabn/ Canada +Australia + Britain + new Zealand

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>>53065153
No leave them with us.

>>53065153
Then we have to deal with Australian shitposting

>>53065153
>/cabn/
fucking shit moniker desu

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>>53065153
FUCK off Tea grinder. Canada is one of us

>>53065153
If you add India you could make cabin

Have you ever tought of touching a random girl's ass?

>>53065153
>not /caban/
best acronym for anglo

>>53065153
that sounds like a fucking awful general 2bh

>>53065244
most days

>>53065244
When I was on No Fap day ~31 I went outside and hunted for soccer moms taking jogs. I'd lean in real close and borderline sweat. Luckily I didn't do anything I regretted and fapped later that day.

In college every single girl wears yoga pants. Behinds are almost bland now.

>>53065244
Yes, but I don't want to end in prision.

>>53064626
Depends on the place. When I lived in NYC pizza. Now hamburgers.

>>53064610
New England, there isn't even a contest

>>53064610
Both have their charm, but in terms of comfiness, I vote Pacific Northwest

>>53065244
When I was in high school and everyone was crowding to get on the bus, I would think about copping a feel and the saying "I'm sorry! That was an accident!". I was seen as pretty quiet and innocent so I probably could have gotten away with it, but I never had the balls to do it

>>53064695
>>53064732
>>53064770
When I think about women overpowering me, it's not sexy. It's sad but it's also cathartic sorta.

When I think about overpowering women, it turns me on but I feel guilty.

>>53065235
>shit flag
>shitposters
>shitskins
>actual shit
>sheep shit
That sounds like the worst possible general that could ever exist

>>53065097
If you care, check out Crackle, there's a lot of 'em on it if I recall

>people who carry pocketbooks around with them to write their ephemeral thoughts out

bit faggy desu

>>53065308
>>53065293
>>53065282
I feel like doing it but I don't know probaby this is how rapists start.

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>go to /v/ for the first time in a couple of years
>expect people around my age to post who can understand basic concepts and read english
>everybody is unironically 12 years old
>people literally know nothing about anything
>its somehow worse than when I use to go there regularly

All good things die, family, all good things die.

>>53065348
I don't fantasize them beating me in a one-on-one fight, more like I imagine I've been injured and they take advantage when I can't do anything

>>53064610
Northern New England, Southern New England is not comfy at all.

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>>53064610
New England has plenty of mountains and forests, but also has
>real cities
>real beaches
>occasional sunlight
>history and culture
>seaside villages
>quaint small towns
>real public transportation
>dozens of world-class universities
>world-class education

So my vote goes to Yankeedom.

The only thing I miss about the PNW is that the people are friendlier. But they're also a lot stupider, and that can be as frustrating as rudeness, because it's like being unintentionally rude. Practically the same thing.

t. Oregonian who moved to Boston for college years ago and never looked back

>>53065375
Oh yeah forgot about Crackle. Too many ads though. I don't think ad block works against them

>>53065438
>Southern New England
You are wrong, see >>53065448

Unless by "comfy" you mean sparsely populated

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>>53065438
>Southern New England is not comfy at all
t. Albert Barbareaux, retired Mainer

Why is mexico even part of this general anyway? it'd make more sense for them to be in one with other central american countries and US + Canada to have their own general.

>>53065476
Northern New England has the luxury of all that while having better nature, better laws, lower taxes, and better people.

Southern New England is basically corporate new england, higher taxes, legal gambling, more minorities, it's worse in pretty much every way besides universities which northern new england also benefits from because it's not too far away.

>>53065500
Mexico is closer to the US historically and culturally desu

>>53065527
lmao, good one pedro

>>53065500
>>53065539

Why the hell are you actively trying to split /cum/ apart? Goddamn Perfidious Albion, the French were right

>>53065433
Same deal. Sad. Cathartic because I feel like it's just. Not at all sexy.

Flip the genders around. Sexy, but wrong and gives me feelings of guilt.

>>53065500
The Brit keeps trying to break up cum, but he will find that cum which has been around for a while is solid and cannot be easily scraped apart.

Maybe you should join us. Britain always acts like it is above the continental Europeans

>>53065522
>better nature, better laws, lower taxes, and better people
Nah

Even the most urban parts of New England are so compact that there is tons of nature

The taxes aren't really significantly different

The rest is purely subjective memery

>>53065500
You literally know nothing about the United States.

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>>53065500
Stop trying to separate us

Baby i am plump and ripe
Im pinker than sheperds delight
Sweet like hondysuckle late at night

>>53065562
>Even the most urban parts of New England are so compact that there is tons of nature
So you're telling me Massholes don't flood northern new england every fall?

Yeah go fuck yourself, you have no idea what you're talking about.

>The taxes aren't really significantly different
NH has literally no sales taxes, how is that not significantly different?

Have you even been to New England?

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>>53065500
Because it has to be this way.

>>53065559
>Maybe you should join us. Britain always acts like it is above the continental Europeans
They kind of are in a way desu.

>>53065559
>>53065552
>>53065574
t. Pedro Barbosa

What should I buy off Steam before the sale ends?

I wanted something similar to Fire Emblem, where you have party members that can die off permanently forcing you to train up others. I got Xcom which is pretty good

Alternatively, something with good combat and full controller support.

Recommend me some games please

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>>53065522
I'm from Northern New Hampshire (middle of nowhere) and it's culturally pretty much exactly the same as Massachusetts outside of Boston. Doesn't matter anyways since New Englanders of all stripes (aside from CTers) consider Massachusetts to be the capital and Boston to be the city to be in. All this north/south nonsense is usually from (a) non-New Englanders or (b) autists.

>>53065628
Valkyria chronicles?

>>53065620
>tell us Mexico should be separate from the US and Canada
>proceed to call us Pedro
Not exactly Oxford's finest

>>53065635
>I admittedly live in the middle of nowhere
>I know what the majority of new englanders believe

kek'd

>>53065651
Not even Job Centre's finest, he probably just finished getting drunk in the park

>>53065603
>Have you even been to New England?
Have you?

>Massholes don't flood northern new england every fall
No? Not really. No different from people from New Hampshire flooding Massachusetts because Northern New England has no economy.

>muh sales tax
New Hampshire has exorbitant property taxes and even charges people fees for having nice views. It also has a state monopoly on the sale of liquor, which can only be purchased from government stores.

>>53065668
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_(physics)

>>53065578
Surely you're better than this riff Raff Canada, I mean Mexico is cool and all but.... The bloody yanks?

>>53065684
Does this mean they don't have liquor at bars?

>>53065711
They can be cool as long as they don't go full retard

>>53065711
Canada is America's little brother and Mexico and America's little sister. What makes you think you can turn someone against their big brother?

>>53065720
They do, but there is a statewide alcohol sale curfew of 1AM, so all bars must close shortly after midnight

>>53065628
Civ 5 was on sale for a damn good price. Unfortunately strategy isn't the largest genre and quite a few are Nintendo titles.

I'm on your side
When times get rough
And friends just can't be found

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_a46WJ1viA

>>53065651
Because only a pedro would say nonsense like
>Mexico is closer to the US historically and culturally desu

It's clear to me that Mexico is far and away from the US desu and up until very recently nobody would dispute the self-evident fact that US & Canada are anglo bros and Mexico is... well Mexico.

>>53065720
They have tax free liquor at bars and tax free liquor at liquor stores, the only difference is you don't buy hard liquor at supermarkets.

>>53065684
NH has lower property tax than Mass though, so how does that work out? Not to mention NH is one of the only states in the entire country that, even during the recession, still had a growing economy so that argument kind of flies out the window as well.

>and even charges people fees for having nice views.
Maybe if you want to live on a lake (because millionaires love to buy houses on lakes here but not so much in southern new england for some reason), but that isn't uncommon anywhere.

Not to mention most of northern new england has great views because they are in the woods, while still being cheaper to live in than most places in southern new england.

>>53065798
Probably only in the West Coast of the USA but yes m8 you have to go there to understand.

Reminder that perfidious albion strives only to destroy nations and generals

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>>53065809
>there's always some NH pleb who has a huge inferiority complex re: MA

>>53065798
there's much more in common and cultural background between mexico and usa than canada and usa

>>53065847
Aren't you the one who got super insulted when I said northern NE is comfier than southern NE?

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>>53065856

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>>53065711
You wish your island was 2000 miles west.
You wish you could have a flag like Canada's.
You wish your navy was like ours.
You wish you had great food right to the south.
You wish you had more weather variety than overcast.
You wish your neighbors weren't aching to remove Fish & Chips.
You wish you used the very measurement system you invested.
You wished Scotland wasn't trying to break away. The South breaking away in the US is literally just a meme.
You
Wish
You
Were
With
Us

>>53065856
Ohh

>>53065867
>>53065880

that's how it is

>>53065856
It depends a lot on the region of the US I'd say

>>53065782
I think I'm dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmw7VXuEq9k

fuck ps3 slim for having no backwards compatibility
fuck my ps2 cables for not working
fuck me :'(

>>53065865
Massachusetts has nearly 7 million people m8

You can safely assume a 5:1 MA-NH banter ratio in any given thread

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>>53065877
Canada join the perfidious side

a country roleplayer and a star wars fan >>53065977

>tfw one day you are going to be the Shakespeare of video games
>tfw constantly getting frustrated at poor writing and design in games
>tfw go on the internet to have a serious talk with somebody about games
>its literally only retards and 12 year olds
>go to reddit because they usually have people who actually try to be serious at stupid shit
>they are all retards or 12 year olds with no real creativity or design

One day I'm going to make peoples lives better, maybe I'll inspire people to stop producing pure garbage too.

>>53065931
get a vita
you can play all the classic mgs games

>>53065755
It's 2AM here.

I'm actually ok with that desu.

>>53065998
/cum/ will break

>>53065931
I've always been a Playstation user but now I have a Xbox it sucks lad I can't understand shit I miss the shape buttons.

>>53065999
Are there any games you think have a really good plot/writing?

>>53065977
stop trying to get canada to import more muslims

>>53066030
our cum is too thick

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>>53065931
>not owning a launch model PS3
>he didn't shell out FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS

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>>53066030
I don't think so.

>>53066051
>>53066066
Awful quite on Canadas end. Weighing their options? Can you really trust them?

>>53066043
That's a difficult question to answer because of the stigma people generally hold with that sort of thing.

I think Telltale's the walking dead games did a really good job at telling a compelling story, the issue with making good stories in actual games though is you have to actually write much more than one story, you have to write a story for every possible outcome of every action in the game.

Very few if any games do this right, a lot try by feigning differences in choice, but it's generally just "make this choice and so and so event happens later". Which I'm not sure has done as well as it should be yet. Undertale is actually a current game that does it pretty well, Bastion does it in a way but in a very simplistic way that works well with the game. The narrator in Bastion is such a great decision because it gives the player the feeling that every single action has a reaction.

>>53066030
The UK will break long before that.
>Scotland is on the brink of voting itself out of the United Kingdom
>Armed police patrol Northern Ireland to maintain order
>England itself is divided by London-centric policies
The nations of cum rib on each other and build walls, but we are friends through the ugliness. You are the opposite. You act like all is fine, but the UK is held together by mutual hatred and economic dependence.

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reminder that America is eternally anglo and to ignore the Pedro's in our midst

>>53066154
>>Scotland is on the brink of voting itself out of the United Kingdom

Idiots believe this

reminder that the perfidious albion does not actually consider us to be Anglo and only says it when convenient

>>53066013
im not a fan of portables desu
gonna drive to san juan de dios tomorrow and get new cables

im devastated

>>53066056
i used to have one tho
it melted

>>53066030
i dont care
you will forever be a looser chicanito

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>>53066203
Not at all my Anglo brethren

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Why Aliens always go to deserts?

>>53066164
>implying anybody would want to be with the UK after they destroyed themselves already

No thanks muhammed

https://youtu.be/WrcuWqw2tT8

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>>53066203
You would literally be anglo if you stopped calling us perfidous albion, tBh.

we love you son, even if you change all our sports.

>>53066247
Good way to check soil composition

>>53066268
Lad you're fucking everything up

>>53066248
why don't they stop

is this what a brit hears 24/7?

>>53066268
>>53066290
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>THE GREEN BAY KEKERS

>>53066177
In 2014 the vote for "Yes to independence" was 44%.

Scotland's aging population, coupled with their liberal political atmosphere, means they will start looking for migrants to enter. London's hesitancy to take in migrants greatly hinders this effort. Scotland is getting sick of Downing Street's rabble. Scotland's plan to become more independent through North Sea oil is a bit overly-optimistic, but if they break off from the UK and take in migrants to expand a tax-payer base, they could pull off a split.

Not to mention the SNP's major victory.

>>53066317
holy shit forgot the game was on thanks lad

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>>53064626
Hamburgers

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>>53066315
>Mexico is closer to the US historically and culturally

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>>53066311

>>53066321
People have been saying we'd be independent for hundreds of years don't hold your breath

>>53066372
you lost chicanito

>>53066390
I AM ONLY SAYING THIS TO BE MEAN TO YOU I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE GODDAMN WHY DON'T YOU BRITS STAY OUT OF OUR CUM I DO NOT LIKE ATTACKING OUR ATLANTIC BRETHREN BUT YOU ARE FORCING OUR HAND BY TRYING TO PULL APART THIS MIGHTY CUM-LLIANCE
FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF

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>>53066413
>Mexico is closer to the US historically and culturally

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Was he praying to Allah?

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I unironically feel closer and like Mexico more than the UK in 2015.

Purely because of shit like this
>>53066248

>wE lOvE yOu SoN, eVeN iF yOu ChAnGe AlL oUr sPoRtS

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>>53066311
too close

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>>53066450
>UK is closer to become another Islamic state

r8 my english
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zElWAT11Eu

>>53066503
I can hear your fat degeneracy

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>>53066501
>mexico

>>53066552
saved

Mexibros

What is the state of Islam in your country? Is there a sizeable population? If you live in a city, is there a mosque? Do your markets sell hilal food?

>>53066552
>tfw when you know you're from a shithole
Take me I don't care about your pakis m8.

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>>53066552

>>53066552
Mexico is first world. We have all the modern technological commodities. We even have whites. I have seen too many to count just today, in fact.

>>53066552
Mexico is a hardline Catholic country. Muslims demanding Sharia wouldn't fly there.

>>53066587
Sonora (Where I live), Michoacan and Sinaloa have to be the worst sates since most of Cartels come from there.

>>53066684
O-ok, but I was asking if you have Muslims in your city

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If Tom Brady doesn't win either MVP or the owl this year it is a national tragedy and anybody who celebrates it is a demon.

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>>53066734

>tom "can't even beat the lolphins" brady
>winning anything this year

"""no"""

>>53066734
He doesn't deserve either. The pats aren't shit.

>>53066727
>Muslims
As far as I know we don't have.

>>53066734
I'm still fucking mad about XXXIX
Love New England but FUCK OFF PATRIOTS I WILL GLADLY BE A PHILADELPHIA DEMON

>>53066782
12 starters coming off the bench from being injured in the first week of the playoffs senpai.

Patriots only has about 38 players able to take the field today.

>>53066683
CHICANO

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>>53066734
Kek FUCK TOM BRADY

What's the most efficient form of exercising in terms of spending calories?

I don't care about muscle mass or anything such meme, just spending calories as efficiently as possible.

Would it be something like swimming?

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>>53066808

that's the game, suck it up buttercup

>>53066806
You should cheer for us this year desu, that way you can say you beat the owl winner.

Also we both hate the giants I think...

>>53066825
I'd vote swimming, but I personally got out of the obesity pit by running. Started small but eventually I was doing 10-20 miles a day.

>>53066825
I keep hearing swimming

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>>53066734
No MVP, but they will win the owl.

that nigger in carolina will win the MVP

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>>53066873
I just want one or the other DESU, purely to stick it to that jew roger goodell.

The entire country had to deal with 6 months of that stupid bullshit and I desperately want to see him hand a trophy to Tom Brady this year.

>>53066734
>>53066782
>>53066787
>>53066806
>>53066808
>>53066816
>>53066827
>>53066834
>>53066873
ITT: faggot Americans talk about their homoerotic sports.

>>53066913
>pretending mexico city doesn't want an NFL team

Did they change the US flag? It looks different to me.

>>53066913
Sometimes I wish Team Deathmatch was the official sport of my nation...

...oh well

>>53066913
>pretending to be straight on 4chan

It's OK to be from Sinaloa man

https://twitter.com/AKuperstein/status/683859532632748033

Just sharing a fresh meme with my friends

>>53064626
Both are equally good.

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>American football
>football
>foot
>ball

>>53066991
Just call it gridiron you fucking sperg

>>53066991
The ball is a foot, what's the issue?

>>53066991
They start the game by kicking the ball. I do not see the problem

>>53066953
Try Queretaro, but I would still take on that boypucci. :^)

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>>53066894
itll happen

>>53066913
estoooo

PACKERS COMEBACK LET'S GO

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>>53067106

>letting the kicker force a fumble

viqueens lol

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>>53067058
Oh no, I don't think so little man, you better get ready for the big guy, faget

>>53064551
Lol autistic mexican makes /cum/ instead of GOAT /nag/ which Mexicans should be excluded from

>>53067106
>fatass cheeseshits whining and bitching like usual

I hate handegg but I relish Packerfag tears

>>53067106
GOAL LINE STAND

CAP IT FAGGOT

>>53067179
>faggots creating new generals like /nag/ like if was something relevant.
Like it or not /cum/ will never die.

>>53067179 (404)
AAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>53067217
it should

all it is is shitposting, when was the last time anything /int/ related was mentioned?

>>53067142
Excuse me, but I am mainly of Spanish descent, and therefore, white. My superior Aryan genetics make me taller than you, Tyrone.

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>>53067240
>he's a rulesfag

>>53067260
>Tyrone

Listen here Pepito, I'm whiter than the fucking driven snow, and the cum I'm gonna make you swallow, now GET IN POSITION

PACKERFAGS BTFO

BTFO
T
F
O

>>53065153
Even if that happened, I'd stay here instead.
Sounds like a shit thread.

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>Spav gone

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INTERCEPTED

>AARON "I REALLY, REALLY LIKE LOSING" RODGERS

Hello friends. I've decended from the skies to chill with you mortals for a short while

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>>53067302

>not wanting to play the deadskins

Minnesota sealed their fate, blowout against the Seahawks incoming

packers aren't beating anybody but the redskins though

>>53067332
That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard m8.

>>53066321
immigrants that are only concerned about the stability of their bennies would probably oppose scottish independence tbqfwy

>>53067332
glad you could make it my man

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AHHAHHAHAA fucking Packerfags BTFO

Rest in piss Wisconshit

>>53067356
Give me a chill music playlist, if you will

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>>53067351
>Packers
>beating the Redskins

Your team has been playing like shit for at least 4 weeks while we've been rolling, you will lose in FedEX

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>>53067375
No prob. I've been gone for a good amount of time and wanted to see how you guys were doing

Also, reminder that Gómez won the first /cum/ Hunger Games

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>>53067351
How could anyone be dumb enough to actually WANT to have to face Kirk Cousins, aka this year's superbowl mvp?

>>53067384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q33W6qY9hY

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>>53067332

>>53067384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmfAl-Ik5no

>>53067416
not bad.

>>53067425
longest intro I've ever. not bad either might even listen the whole thing

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>playing a madden season
>every season I win almost every game
>bored and want a challenge
>decide to make it harder with sliders
>all madden
>decide as an extra measure to smoke a lot of weed as a handicap
>play a game
>get almost 100 points and shut the CPU out
>play 4 more games
>all are almost the same

Anybody have even the slightest idea why this would happen? How do I become a fucking madden savant only when I smoke weed? Like I rewatched some of the replays sober and it was like a fucking work of art.

>inb4 weed meme
>inb4 madden sucks

I know madden sucks, I play it.

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>>53067394

>rolling against shit teams

deadskins aren't beating anybody, last playoff caliber team they played blew them the fuck out.

packers aren't my team anyways

>>53067413

kirk ain't going anywhere

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>>53067417

PACKERS META STRATEGISTS EXCELLENTLY CALCULATED AND PLANNED THIS. REDSKINS WILL BE DESTROYED AND VIKINGS WILL LOSE TO THE SEAHAWKS

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>>53067490
>being this delusional

>>53067537
HOW DOES IT TASTE KNOWING TOUR SHITTY IGGLES GOT SMASHED TO BITS BY THE REDSKINS AT THE LINC FAGGOT?

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>>53067490
Kirk Cousins just broke the franchise record for single season passing yards for the Washington Redskins today, one of the most winningest franchises in the nfl

He will be dominating the nfc east for the next 10 years

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>>53067545

>having such a piss easy schedule and barely even winning your division

NFC least is garbo

>>53067574
WE WILL RETURN STRONGER THAN BEFORE.

PACKERS AREN'T EVEN MY MAIN TEAM. I LIVE IN PHILADELPHIA. I KNOW DEFEAT. YOUR WORDS CANNOT HURT ME

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>>53064626
Pizza all day long.

>>53067284
m8, I have been working in the fields to put produce in your Walmarts and your on your dinner table for my whole life. I will be dominating you and that tight boypussy with the raw strength gained from the years of my labor.

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>>53067599
>piss easy

how is the 4th hardest piss easy?

>>53067610
>he's actually a shiggles fan

>>53067599
all you need is one playoff ticket and an elite qb, like Kirk Cousins

PISSCONSINITES ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>53067635

yeah really tough schedule there lmao, only the patriots and panthers are going to the playoffs, and they lost both of those games badly

>>53067640

nah dump that fool and bring back sexy rexy

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>>53067635
I AM NO SUNSHINE PATRIOT

It was a 500m rowing sprint alternating with your partner. Your rest is your partners row time and vice versa, repeat x 4. Luckily enough, I see one of my friends at the gym! So we strap on our stationary rowing machine Velcro booties and get down to work.

Now, I love the gym. I do. I go all the time. But the thing is, I don’t love cardio. In general, I kind of avoid it. But I am hella strong. So as I row the first 500m sprint I see I am easily maintaining a 1:35 split. What the hell? Somewhere inside my mind I know this is a bad idea. It’s too fast! I’m going too hard! I will pay for this! But I shut that part of my brain up and admire my glorious power gains. Dear God. I am amazing at rowing! Surely some handsome gym goer will see me and ‘mire. But the next sprint is less glorious. 1:50 split time. And the third? 2:15. I don’t even do the fourth. I feel fucking horrible. I feel terrible.

>>53067710
I’m sweaty and dizzy and most of all I am so nauseous. So incredibly nauseous. I need to get out of here. I grab my bottle of water and leave the gym, collapsing in the shade of the single tree in the gym carpark. But nothing is comfortable. My abdomen has this weird clenching pain, my throat keeps getting bile, the lactic acid in my quads is leaving me with a painful type of pump. I am literally lying on the ground moaning. I’m beyond caring. People walk past me to enter the gym and yeah, they’re looking at me, but I’m past that. I no longer care. I dry retch in to the garden bed and bring up some chocolatey bile.

>>53067700
And what team do you root for friendo?

>>53067737
this better be a Sherlock fan fiction otherwise I don't care

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>>53067635

there's no way this shit is the 4th hardest schedule in the NFL...maybe the 4th hardest in the nfc least lol

>>53067737
After 15 minutes of clutching my stomach, heart burn and general feeling like shit I decide I’m ready to drive home. God, what a nightmare. I spend the whole time driving one handed as I use the other hand to tear my compression pants away from my stomach. I’m torn between driving fast to get home quicker and driving slow because I can’t concentrate on the fucking road I am still in so much stomach pain. But then… with a gurgle of air in my stomach… Oh god. I know what the problem is. I’m not going to throw up anymore… it’s going to come out the other side. My body is rejecting everything in my stomach. I’m going to have diarrhea. So I drive quickly.

Finally, I park my car and limp with the tightest of tight clenched butt cheeks to the bathroom and just… let it rip. It’s like pissing from butthole. It’s terrible.

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>born in america
>born in new england

Boston/New England are like the america of sports. I'm surrounded by winners everywhere I look, no wonder I think I'm a complete loser desu, maybe this is why boston unis are based

>>53067774
Doesn't matter, you see those 4 W's in the last four games? You know what happens when a team gets hot before the playoffs, right?

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>>>/pol/60000000

>>53067779
Hahahhaha this is what happens when I drink grape juice

Straight up water coming out

>>53067828
>tfw I will never get that many (You)'s from a single post

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>>53067811

I see 4 wins against 4 garbage teams, a loss against the COWBOYS?!?!?!, and NO wins over quality teams

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>>53067828
>/pol/ on suicide watch

>>53067828
I think Hilary is going to win the Democratic nomination. She will beat Trump and we will have:
>LET'S PUSH FOR WOMEN RIGHTS
for 4 more years. Even my female friends in college say that women have virtual equality and are now dominating college graduation statistics. Hilary is decades behind and a puppet to huge corporations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH8owcMHc34

How do I get a lesbo swede cuck to let me lick the cheese between her toes?

>>53067921
dank memes

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>>53067865
>tfw when satan visits /mu/
Pretty weird kek

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>>53067828
>608 replies

tfw have to work tomorrow after a year of fap-filled unemployment

Most (You)'s you have gotten from a single non digit related post?

I want to say around 15, world cup stuff last summer.

>>53067887
Doesn't matter, playing hot, then playing wild card at home, we will make it to the next round

>>53067955
How long till you quit and repeat the whole process again?

>>53067916
Sanders really has no chance. All his shills online are severely smaller in numbers than they think they are.

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>>53067990
>being a delusional Trumpcuck

What are you le listening to right now boys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSxJe2JWe70

>>53067981
Something about predicting Donald Trump's victory I would say about 10 or so.

>>53068010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u7J60I_wro

>>53068010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjF032TDDQ

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>>53067986
I can't. I'll be working with my dad.

>>53068001
He's not necessarily pro-Trump, it's just a realistic evaluation on Sander's chances. He is a pushover and has too many 'radical' opinions.

>>53067990
Agreed. It's going to be Hilary vs Trump, and the Blue Wall will pull Hilary ahead. I don't want Hilary to win at all but it seems inevitable

>>53068010
let's chill under the aurora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_t3b4hHBBk

>>53068035
>Raining tacos
Just fuck my shit up senpai kek

Daily reminder that Sanders is this election's Ron Paul and only appeals to a small number of millennial socialists just like Paul only appealed to millennial libertarians.

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>>53068010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

>>53068124
Kill yourself

>>53068126
Holy Mountain>Dopesmoker>>>Vol 1, my friend :^')

Nothing against yanks but PLEASE contain your autists. We have a literal nigger spamming our thread thinking he's funny.

>>53067779
I rest my head in my hands and just pray this experience will end soon. But, looking down, I see that my underwear is ruined. Sometime between getting changed for the gym and getting home I have gotten my period. And not just ‘aw hey sup girl thought id come for a visit do you mind if I just quietly put my stuff down here?’ instead it’s like ‘I AM AVENGING THE DEATH OF THE BABY YOU REFUSE TO CONCEIVE. THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT AND DOOM.’

For six minutes of cardio I literally excreted product from every orifice.

>>53068169
Sounds pretty funny.

>>53068169
We have no control over that man.

>>53068169
Kek, HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW

>>53068169
sounds like the average /brit/ poster tbf

My cat won't leave me alone.

>>53068001
>he doesn't feel the bern!
>he must be a Trump fan!

>>53068169
sounds like a good time

thats the type of posting /cum/ prides itself on

>>53068226
My cat won't even show me affection. Enjoy it.

>>53068169
I think he's there because of YOUR earlier attack on this VERY thread. You have awakened the American shitposter, and there is no Nando you can pray to that will abate his WRATH

>>53068232
>unironically supporting Shillary
>unironically supporting any of the "also rans" in the Republican party

>>53068010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR4aAjhYNn8

>>53068169
brits out

>>53068226
Next thing you know
>My cat fucked me

>>53068264
Nah he's literally in every brit thread during this time, hes been at it for months ruining our threads on purpose

Im just glad than not all of 4 chan is infected by poltards and they can still get BTFO on other boards like int(and on their own board) on a daily basis when they spew their shit. I frequent pol because im extremely curious about them, why are they like this?, as it turns out most poltards are just poor bitter and unhappy losers (i know this from personality threads, jobs and career threads, etc.) whose only achievement in life is being born white, so they cling onto that all the while they blame all their problems on others namely minorities, the goverment, the jews, etc. Its very funny to watch their mental gymnastics and the lenghts they will go to justify themselves.

>>53068341
tell him to fuck off then

we dont want him

>>53068364
When do they get BTFO? They seem to be in most boards.

sup, fAm

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speaking of /pol/

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>>53065977
>>53066030
>>53065153
>>53065500

remove crumpet desu senpai

>>53068445
Fucken right eh?

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>>53068430
It has been crazy this days lad

>>53068341
Oh, then I apologize. I have no idea how to stop people on 4chan

>>53068483
/mu/ is responsible for multiple deaths

>>53068341
I gave it my all

>>53068400
> When do they get BTFO? They seem to be in most boards.

They get BTFO very easy, just by mentioning one of the many things they hate or proving them wrong, and they will resort to insults in a second.

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>>53068505

>>53068528
That tends to happen to people who get stuck in their ways, boss

I'm taking the most rancid shit ever right now

>>53068556

when will melon man pay for his crimes

>>53068556
Lou Reed, Boston Bomber, probably a couple others in my 6 years browsing on/off

Parmesan crusted tilapia desu