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empire edition
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maisie
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Azusa
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tarry
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normie genocide soon
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no to FONT
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sex
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Yeri
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http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
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halo
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drugs
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Pet Goldfish just drowned to death
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Nothing wrong with having sexual intercourse with the opposite gender desu
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cheeky bit of a choon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC6y_lWKz_E
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>all the normals will go to instasync
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How much beer/lager must I drink until I begin to enjoy the taste?
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Kpop.
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vagina
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cohn
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=knfrxj0T5NY
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football
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Ever seen a gay paki, how about a gay ginger paki? Do they exist?
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>>53063897
a lot
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>>53063917
>asking for a mate
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>>53063917
>Ever seen a gay paki
yes
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>>53063876
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a70h0cX8AMM
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tinychat com/ 4wmb50
join the memes faggots
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>>53063846
>>53063878
>>53063910
>spamming this in the old thread wasn't enough
>better do it here too
fuck off
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wanking
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>>53063913
Whick akb member is this
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>>53063940
>tinychat
fuck off
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
get in here fucking now
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is there any point using tinder if you have an ugly face
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>>53063943
>spamming
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>>53063931
$3 million tourney online qualifier is happening right now lad
semi finals being played atm
twitch tv / halo
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what lives do the FONT posters lead?
what was their childhood like?
what was school, sixth form and uni like to them?
what were their experiences with girls?
with their parents?
what do they look like?
why did they become the people they are today?
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>>53063960
Even ugly people don't like other uglies
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Can't wait next week when all the normies on Christmas break have fucked off. Then we can finally get back to our regular 2am - 5am abnormie posting
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>>53064006
>implying
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>>53063952
Alright blud, so you want sum deathsticks or spice?
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>>53063992
this
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>>53063992
Whats funny is that eggman isn't a virgin
>yfw eggman is more attractive than billy no mates
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>>53064025
by hugo boss
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im a gay paki ama
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>>53064001
I'm just asking about your life, I'm curious
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>>53064054
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>I don't listen to the darker styles of drum & bass
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>>53063992
i have eggman on skype and snapchat, his snapchat is hilarious
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>>53063992
>emotionally abusive childhood
>school was shit because I was really quiet, had no friends
>implying I had any experiences with any girls at all
>I don't talk to my family that much anymore, still love them but I can't be arsed with them
>I'm ugly
>see all of the above
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At a crossroads here lad. Currently studying a foundation year to get into uni but as times gone on ive realised ive never been quite enjoying it and may have only been doing it because most of my friends have gone to uni and they seem to all be having a great time. I've always wanted to be some sort of boxer/mma fighter and with my age (almost 20) i feel like now is my last shot at trying it. On the flip side theres pretty much nothing left for me here at home with most of my friends and siblings having moved on and ive pretty much been left behind and taking on this 'dream' would mean staying at home and finding a job to fund the lifestyle i want. Honestly have no idea what to do.
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>>53064054
>eggman isn't a virgin
brb killing myself
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>>53064036
just fuck my shit up
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>darker styles of drum & bass
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in out
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>>53064084
that sucks lad
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>>53063980
Not a massive fan of the competitive multiplayer tbqhwyl, just really like the campaign and lore and music and stuff
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>>53064115
Megadeth is a metal band
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>I've always wanted to be some sort of boxer/mma fighter
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>>53064084
how were you emotionally abused?
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>i don't listen to the best type of dnb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDYIdBZUl2Y
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>>53064115
>>53064135
To be fair I have seen people dressed like this at DnB events
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jgf 2016
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How'd your football teams do this weekend lads?
Any heartbreak or upsets?
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>>53064166
make it happen captain
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Could really use a gf
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>everyone i am friends with looks the same
>dress the same
>go to the same places
>go on the same holidays, have the same jobs, went to the same universities
>buy the same stupid things
>realise my life doesn't mean anything
>i actually thought i was one of the "real" ones
>i'm actually one of the worst
>i judge people, pay far too much attention to fads and fashion, cheat on my girlfriend, buy stupid shit i dont need
There is absolutely nothing of value I have in my life.
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>>53064124
>1 place on the internet to talk with like minded individuals and have a laugh
>gets swamped with "gf just texted me lads x" posts
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>>53064166
already got one
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>>53064115
I knew a lad who is the spitting image of the lad in the picture and he was every bit just as autistic.
If you so much as looked at him in a funny way he'd put his face really close to yours and click his teeth together. Me and some lads locked him in the changing rooms and turned off the lights once because he was being a prick, we went in and he was crying and he instantly went and told the teacher on us.
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>>53064161
that's not even dnb you rat fuck
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>>53064171
we lost 2-0 =[
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>>53064161
MW2 RUST MODDED LOBBY
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>>53064199
play it at 2x speed
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Dear sacred deer, should I fap to Remy Lacroix porn?
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thinking about turning into a 14 stone otter mode demi god 2bh la's.
don't get me wrong, i get shags etc etc but i feel turning into a 14 stone alpha demi god would enable me to shag higher specimen females.
how do i turn into a 14 stone otter mode natty cunt before the lads holiday?
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Just had a massive shit lads
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>>53064211
INSTANT 10TH PRESTIGE
MSG BK 4 INV
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>>53064194
>>53064197
>>53064198
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>>53064196
this
hate them
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>>53064209
What game?
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Wish I could do this, desu
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>>53064230
roll
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elliot rodger must have felt so powerful on that killing spree
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>>53064231
Roid
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>DnB events?
>Oh no m'lady, not just any DnB event, but a more sinister event, a dark DnB event
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Just weighed myself lads
Put on 0.2kg over christmas despite doing 3,000 cals a day ffs
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>>53064193
Does anyone else get turned on by crying women?
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>>53064251
WHU v LIV
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I very much enjoy wanking to black girls, desu m8s
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>>53064196
it's not the one place on the internet though
several places on /b/, the entirety of /r9k/ and wizchan, but /brit/ isn't a hivemind general. some lads here do have gfs and they shouldn't have to leave for your sake
/britfeel/ is more what you're looking for
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>its 2:15am
>im not tired
>im up at 7:45
>i have no gf
What am i doing
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>>53064259
Where do you even buy roids? I would probably go on the gear if I knew where to get it.
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>>53064287
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>>53064293
literally me
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>>53064252
I wish I could go on an adventure with Obi-One too.
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>>53064276
i'm forever blowing bubbles
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>>53064276
Klopp out when?
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how many guys do we think taylor swift realistically shagged?
side-note: no HURRR HOLLYWOOD BIKE XDDD replies. They're over-done
my guess is about 15 guys
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>>53064287
i don't even mind normies posting here too much
just don't talk about inane normie shit
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>>53064270
Not turned on but I get the urge to cuddle them, not sexually. Probably an evolutionary thing desu
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>>53064231
>i get shags
hahahahahahhahahahahahah
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>im up at 7:45
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>>53064304
go and get a membership at the local gym, not a big commercial one, and get to know the people
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>>53064257
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>>53064317
bit gay desu
>>53064320
hasn't even signed a player yet la
not his team.
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>>53064305
that's not an argument
>>53064324
that's fair enough I suppose, "oneitis messaged me" posts must annoy you as much as seeing pointless anime posts annoy me, so I can understand this view
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>>53064342
shagged 3 girls desu m8.
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Can't find my bowl :/
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>>53064083
whats his snapchat senpai
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>>53064363
For a good two hours?
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>>53064084
*hugs you*
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>>53064154
Mums a psycho with borderline personality disorder. One minute she'd be screaming at me calling me a fat bastard, next minute she'd be in my room crying begging for forgiveness. It wasn't what she said to me that hurt though, it was what she said to my little sisters. Like she'd go proper mental at them, screaming in their faces and sit and making them cry, the thing that hurts was not being able to comfort them because if my mum saw me hugging them and trying to make them laugh, she'd go even more ballastic at them, saying they were trying to get my sympathy so I pretty much just had to sit their while my 3 and 6 year old sisters cried their eyes out like every night.
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>>53064322
1 or 2 before she got famous
maybe 6 or 7 after
she's the type to only shag boyfriends really
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>>53064382
Me on the left
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>>53064231
>don't get me wrong, i get shags
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>>53064364
Use papers, they're better anyway
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>>53064372
post yours and ill send you it later, cant use my phone atm
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>>53064398
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>>53064397
>he thinks thats a rough childhood
Laughing
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WE'RE
ALL
GONNA
MAKE
IT
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>>53064398
>she's the type to only shag boyfriends really
do you think this is common amongst better specimen females? I still have a half oneitus and I don't want her shagging guys like I shag girls after a night out 2bh.
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>>53064423
W A G M I
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>>53064084
this post describes me more or less
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>>53064413
b-but mine is my real life name cant post that here x
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all these "normies" are just trying to trigger you and make you feel bad, but the reality is they're just as pathetic as the rest of us
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>>53064399
me on the right
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>>53064474
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>>53064439
She's a strong, independent woman who doesn't need your double standards holding her down
She can shag whomever she wants
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unironically thinking about buying a flannel shirt
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>>53064475
t. virgin
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>>53064475
>this is what abnormies think
go roooo in a different pond, we are here to stay
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>lisicki trying his hardest to be the most normie ITT
>he can't get any FONT (You)s
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>>53064475
i'm a subnormie at best 2bh. Essentially just a pepe who won the life lottery and got decent looking and tall
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>>53064502
>>53064503
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>>53064504
filtered the cunt weeks ago
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Seriously where is my bowl?
>>53064410
Too wasteful
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>>53064502
so?
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>>53064535
ayyy lmao
underrated post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W773ZPJhcVw
brb lads, gonna go look for America
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>>53064421
Not as bad as a lot of people's sure, but it still proper fucks with you. She stopped hitting my when I turned 12 because I was a big guy, didn't stop her from slapping around my fucking little sisters in front of me though.
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>i'm a subnormie at best 2bh. Essentially just a pepe who won the life lottery and got decent looking and tall
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>vacation ends tomorrow
fucks sake lads
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>>53064477
I love you
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>>53064508
90cm Manlet Race everyone.
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remember a few months ago an irishlad posted a vocaroo ranting about the fonposter and saying he was the worst poster ever and i found it funny so does anyone have a link?
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>>53064564
looks like the guy from top gear here
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>>53064564
FUCK
everyone needs to stop making kev edits
i legit feel bad for him but some of these are just too funny
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Baiting Americans in /pol/ is too easy lads my (you) count is through the roof. Shame they cant think of anythign beyond calling me Mohammed though
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for those of you who've used pof and tinder, which did you have better success with?
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>>53064607
FORT
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>>53064614
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>>53064588
>not knowing jeremy clarkson
baka
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>>53064614
met the gf on pof
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>>53064612
Love shilling for Israel on /pol/
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>>53064629
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>my job doesn't have time off over christmas
JUST
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>>53064607
Naw m8 my Kev folder is growing exponentially atm
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>>53064615
FORK
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Baiting autists on /brit/ is too easy lads my (you) count is through the roof. Shame they cant think of anythign beyond calling me Rasheed though
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What happened to Lisicki? Has he been on recently? Didn't spend much time on /brit/ over crimble
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Just finished shagging me bird for a good 3 hours straight
I'm fucking sweltered lads
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Fuck this shitty chillum
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>>53064612
Wow, you baited people on /pol/? I'm so impressed :^)
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>>53064646
>literally work when i want
feels good man
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>>53064622
just couldn't think of his name just then
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>>53064612
>I antagonize uneducated truck drivers from other countries over the internet
this is what your mum and dad made love for all those years ago lad?
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money isn't real
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cNE_Sm5ALU
tune
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yanks out
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is it bad to trim facial hair with scissors
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Isn't pof for literal old farts? Pretty sure my dad has an account on there.
Tinder and OkCupid are for our generation
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gf sent this an hour ago on the old snapchat haha
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>>53064676
"no"
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>>53064684
bit grim
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>>53064669
What do you do lad?
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>>53064672
>antagonize
Fuck off yank
>>53064687
FOY
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>>53064686
Wanna suck on dem titties desu
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>>53064697
play poker
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>>53064686
wow i can hardly tell her tits are fake /sarcasm
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>>53064629
How long did it take to find her? I'm averaging about 2 phone numbers a month right now and feel like that's low. Most girls quit replying a few messages in. any advice?
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having a type
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>>53064686
under a dress she'd probably look sweet and qt too
fuck she's delicious looking
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To the Aussie lad that posted a funny image in a /Brit/ thread a day or two ago I'm calling out to you
The imagine was of a man gentleman pulling out a piece of paper from a cup of coffee that said "the government is bad" on it.
I'm the lad who said it was funny, post it again because I can't find it.
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>>53064723
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>>53064672
Fuck knows but baiting is a good hobby desu but /pol/ isnt satisfying anymore
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my face is a fucking oil factory
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doing a dew
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These image captchas have gone on too long, might buy a 4chan pass.
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190cm Master Race (ID: !!0fFMSfJHLfv)
2016-01-04 02:31:33
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>>53064686
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choon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HkMNOlYcpHg
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>>53064556
For you.
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>>53064675
>TDWP
it's 2008 all over again
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>>53064720
What are you on? Because of the gap? They're hardly your picture perfect tit job
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doing a wistful look out of the window
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>>53064748
>not using legacy
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>>53064742
MOUNTAIN DOO
it's pronounced "DJew" you uncultured swine
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doing a food eat
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>>53064748
you can change it to get the text captchas
i'd explain how but i can't quite remember plus i'm too lazy
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>>53064742
FOY
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FOUR DEAD IN OHIO
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>>53064775
>>53064790
Why are you bullying me
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>>53064755
>someone acknowledges my masterful post
bro, me and you would get along
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Just checked out the side effects of Accutane
fucking hell
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>>53064771
>>53064788
Text ones are worse for me t bh and half the time they don't accept it even if its blatantly correct
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>>53064803
hello reek
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>>53064735
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can only find this shit version
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rWPikOJ1sX
reeeeee
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>>53064768
near my house as a kid there was this one house where you'd just see this old woman staring out the front window all the time
i'm pretty sure everyone had one of those houses around when they were a kid
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>>53064816
I just get the number ones 2bh
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God bless the USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
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>>53064803
i hope ky#'s alright
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>>53064824
good banter
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What's it like to finger a girl's bumhole during doggystyle lads?
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>>53064853
FOY
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>>53064832
yeah there's one near my local paki shop, whenever I go for a pint of milk I always look in and see him sitting in his chair looking out.
will probably be me when i'm an old man desu
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>>53064866
all me
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>>53064612
I bully Americans on /int/ because their impotent rage makes me forget about my crippling loneliness.
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What happened to brum, craven, maisiebro, and fatcam?
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>>53064825
can hear you cracking up towards the end 2bh
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>>53064723
I just browsed through profiles, she replied fairly quickly. Actually, the reason I signed up for it was because of her profile. She's 30 so she's probably a little desperate, but I'm 27 so I have no issues to be frank.
As for advice, not sure. My case was an anomaly. Didn't take many messages to get a date with her and we quickly went on a few more. We just hit it off I suppose.
Girls seem to like photos of you in social situations, so maybe try getting those if you don't already have them. Be funny mostly, anyone can get a gf if they're funny enough.
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>>53064816
Yea desu
As bad as the street signs can be its way better than those crazy Cuniform tier txt ones
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buying clothes makes me feel good lads x
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aussies are a bit like the rohirrim charging down on the yank orcs like at the end of the Battle of Helms Deep
(helms deep defended by Theoden would be the Brits in /brit/ of course)
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>>53064897
post what you bought
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>>53064832
There's an old woman who does that outside of my dealers house, except she sits in a chair and does it all day long. When I ring my dealer he always asks me to check If "the nosey old bitch" is looking out her window. Then when he comes to the door he doesn't make eye contact with you, he just opens the door and instantly looks to see if the old woman's there.
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HAHA FOUND IT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
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>>53064832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnY_FIk52pk
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>>53064723
internet dating is about being different. stupid conversations about shit. stupid questions and all of that sort of shit.
it might seem dumb but that's the point. guys will always out ratio girls on online dating, even moreso guys to attractive girls. every guy thinks he's top shit so will send some "hey how u doin sweetie" message, which is just the same shit.
a dumb question or something along those lines starts a conversation that's not the same old "im good how r u" reply and so she will actually have fun in the conversation - not because the conversation is fun, but because it's different in contrast to all the others. obviously don't go full le penguin of doom, but that sort of shit works.
same with awful puns/jokes on tinder. it's not "how are you? come over and suck my dick" and it obviously required a bit of wit so girls froth it.
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>>53064907
n-no too insecure x
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Which one of you lads is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
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>>53064881
>implying you know those /brit/ personalities
seppos have only posted in /brit/ en masse for about a year.
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my willy smells vaguely fishy today
is this what a fanny smells like? can willies smell similar to fannies under certain circumstances?
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>>53064824
Good lad
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>>53064910
Pretty good m8
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>>53064881
who da fuk r u? riley?
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>>53064941
haha yeah when you shag them for a good two hours
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>>53064925
>girl asked me if I wanted to go out sometime and I said yes + set a location an date
>comes into work today with the side of her head shaved
Might call it off desu
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>>53064941
not really no
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>>53064970
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In year 9 my m8 told me that if you stick your finger in your mouth and then suck really hard, that's what it feels like to finger a bird. Can any normies confirm?
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>>53064825
lol this is me impressioning ulster
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>>53064932
sounds like a milf
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>>53064959
no
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>>53064982
FONT
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>>53064993
not going to try this
foiled
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>>53064982
>>53065004
FOY
>>53064993
yea kinda tbH
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>>53064993
not what it feels like at all sorry la
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>FONT
>FOY
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>>53064994
the most i play the more i like it fair play
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Saw this girl I went to highschool with when I went to the pub, she's still orange as fuck, didn't think any girls still wore fake tan
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>>53065026
>h
foy
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>>53064902
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>>53065020
FOY
>>
hoi noi broin coi
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Hope Jennie becomes my girlfriend lads
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>>53064993
not unless the inside of their vagina is scaly like the roof of my mouth
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>>53064993
nah, if you take your finger and put it in the corner of your mouth under your tongue then that's pretty close to what it feels like.
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>>53065036
THATS AN URK HAI NOT AN ORC
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>>53064993
yeah a little bit 2bh
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wee bit tired x
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>>53065016
>>53065014
>>53065011
All those wanks over the years sucking on my finger pretending to be fingering a girl.. All for nothing
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>>53065050
FOY
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>THATS AN URK HAI NOT AN ORC
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cade
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>>53065050
Oh my my oh my oh my
Can't forget her hazel eyes
Oh yea yea oh yea oh yea
Without her I would die
Die
Die
Die
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Need a new years resolution lads
Ideas?
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>>53065050
she has AIDS forrest
>>
>>
do you know how the orcs first came to be?
they were elves once
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>already a quarter of the way through your life
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>>53065110
make a new years resolution
>>
fight me you retards
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please tell me to fuck off
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classes starting again next week
Honestly despise school at this point
Would rather be working
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>>53065123
>it took me a quarter of my life to shag a girl
lols.
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>>53065134
FOY
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>>53065134
FOY
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>>53065090
desu if I ever get a gf and she doesn't know the difference between orcs and Urak hai, im leaving her (after I lose my virginity to her, of course)
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>>53065134
welcome friend
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>>53065123
>knowing how long you'll live for
FOTT
(FUCK OFF TIME TRAVELLER)
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i act like a self-righteous cunt a lot but i have loads of porn on my computer and external hard drives
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>>53065142
didnt even take you that long to shag your mum ha
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( . Y . )
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>>53065142
it almost took you quarter of an hour to get hard la
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>>53065129
Simple enough
Hopefully I can accomplish it by the end of the year
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>>53065149
It makes me so horny when austrailians reply to me ;-)
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>it took him 4 quarters of his life to not shag a girl
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>>53065114
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>>53065142
>quarter of my life
I thought it took you a quarter of a minute?
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>>53065177
wew chebs post more of her desu
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>thought i was depressed because i was a neet with no future
>go to uni
>still depressed
>thought i was depressed because i had no friends
>made friends
>still depressed
>thought i was depressed because i looked like a twat
>get /fa/
>still depressed
>thought i was depressed because i was unfit
>get /fit/
>still depressed
>thought i was depressed because i was a virgin
>lose virginity
>still depressed
>thought i was depressed because i was poor with no job
>get a job
>still depressed
>thought i was depressed because i had no gf
>get gf
>still depressed
life is an endless pursuit lads may as well gas ourselves now x
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>>53065121
[Enraged and paranoid at seeing Obi-Wan in the main hatchway of her cruiser] LIAR!
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>>53065197
Give me another reply I'm about to cum xx
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>>53065177
JANNY
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>>53065131
I'm a lover not a fighter
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Only a faggot would reply to this post with "fuck off yank"
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>>53065224
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>53065209
>her
FOG (fuck off gynaecoid)
>>
ibtrollin
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>>53065209
YOU'RE WITH HIM NOW
[gestures towards Obi Wan]
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>>53065209
FI FI FO FUM
>>
You
Are
Not
Kool
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Mummy just sent me this
>Yeah a python. Appeared the next door neighbours balcony a couple of hours ago and about 2 metres from
Our balcony. Tummies really swollen probably eaten a rat. Will stay there for about 2 days then move on. Their territory is about 2-5 kilometres. They're not venomous. And supposedly not aggressive. But if they do bite they have heaps of teeth. Id prefer him to be on someone else's neighbours balcony!!
>>
>>
Going to try to get septs on /g/ lads
>>
I love knowing that I'll get at least one (You) per post as long as this aussie is here
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>>53065255
Let her go, Anakin! Let... her... go. [Vader releases Padmé; she collapses into unconsciousness]
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>>53065292
i'll be joining you
business idea: a chrome add on that tells you how close every board is to big get
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>>53065297
FOY
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>>53065274
kill it
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>>53065274
Pythons are harmless mate and a bite might sting for all of 5-15 mins tops
They have fangs, its like a pin prick rather than nasty cuts
t. was a reptile keeper in a zoo
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>>53065320
Going to claim it for /brit/ tbqh
>>
Lids?
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>>53065344
FOY
>>
>>53065274
Also the chances of it biting you without you running over and kicking it are practically nill
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>>53065320
better business idea: 4chan makes its own web browser that does that and more
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Any of you lads like the MomPov series? The girls are very skeevy and not really attractive but that just adds to the appeal ngl.
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>why yes I am an abnormie
>oh you don't know what an abnormie is?
>it means I'm a part of an underground counter culture, you're a normie so you wouldn't understand
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>>53065237
>>53065251
Haha got you lads :')
>>
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>>53065372
forgot you hat man
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>>53065364
>and more
Tell me more Bruce
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>>53065255
I know the prequels get shit on but honest to god when Anakin screams "I hate you" I get chills every time. You can hear the hatred in his voice. Powerful shit desu
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>>53065255
>Vader was all burnt up when his mask was pulled off in VI
>Episode III has him burnt in the lava
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>>53065304
>"You turned her against meeeee"
[obi wan looks looks towardspoor unconscious padme on the ground]
>"You have done that your self"
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>>53065389
dunno
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>>53065391
FOY
>>
Unironically enjoyed episode 3 no idea why this snonny film cunt is having a go at it
>>
r8 my gf lads
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>I know the prequels get shit on but honest to god when Anakin screams "I hate you" I get chills every time. You can hear the hatred in his voice. Powerful shit desu
>>
You don't know where I've been Lou
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>>53065429
dead eyed as fuck
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>>53065405
ahh excellent
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>>53065428
Episode 3 is on the whole decent with a few shit lines here and there. Its a massive jump forward from 1/2
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>>53065429
inbred
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>>53065429
nonce
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My m8s sister is (fire emoji)
Tbh lads
She looks like Yen from the Witcher except she's got massive tits and a fat arse, she always wears these small shorts when she walks around the house. Proper love going round his house ngl.
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>>53065439
ibtrollin
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>>53065391
I hate yanks!
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>>53065465
Nice
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>>53065465
FOAT
>>53065447
>>>/int53065447
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>>53065465
you've done a blunder of it
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>>53065396
Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi! I do not fear the Dark Side as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire!
[incredulously] Your new Empire?
>>
get in here dorms
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
http://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
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>>53065391
Tbh the reason why it's such shit is he really had no reason to be angry, his charecter growth was so wonky he went from nice Jedi guy to "IN MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL"
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>>53066116
Are you retarded or did you just completely ignore the whole development of his fears, dreams, wanting to save padme and Palpatine's influence?
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>>53066116
Oh and the failure to save his mother
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