$3 million tourney online qualifier is happening right now lad
semi finals being played atm
twitch tv / halo
what lives do the FONT posters lead?
what was their childhood like?
what was school, sixth form and uni like to them?
what were their experiences with girls?
with their parents?
what do they look like?
why did they become the people they are today?
>I don't listen to the darker styles of drum & bass
>emotionally abusive childhood
>school was shit because I was really quiet, had no friends
>implying I had any experiences with any girls at all
>I don't talk to my family that much anymore, still love them but I can't be arsed with them
>see all of the above
At a crossroads here lad. Currently studying a foundation year to get into uni but as times gone on ive realised ive never been quite enjoying it and may have only been doing it because most of my friends have gone to uni and they seem to all be having a great time. I've always wanted to be some sort of boxer/mma fighter and with my age (almost 20) i feel like now is my last shot at trying it. On the flip side theres pretty much nothing left for me here at home with most of my friends and siblings having moved on and ive pretty much been left behind and taking on this 'dream' would mean staying at home and finding a job to fund the lifestyle i want. Honestly have no idea what to do.
>everyone i am friends with looks the same
>dress the same
>go to the same places
>go on the same holidays, have the same jobs, went to the same universities
>buy the same stupid things
>realise my life doesn't mean anything
>i actually thought i was one of the "real" ones
>i'm actually one of the worst
>i judge people, pay far too much attention to fads and fashion, cheat on my girlfriend, buy stupid shit i dont need
There is absolutely nothing of value I have in my life.
I knew a lad who is the spitting image of the lad in the picture and he was every bit just as autistic.
If you so much as looked at him in a funny way he'd put his face really close to yours and click his teeth together. Me and some lads locked him in the changing rooms and turned off the lights once because he was being a prick, we went in and he was crying and he instantly went and told the teacher on us.
thinking about turning into a 14 stone otter mode demi god 2bh la's.
don't get me wrong, i get shags etc etc but i feel turning into a 14 stone alpha demi god would enable me to shag higher specimen females.
how do i turn into a 14 stone otter mode natty cunt before the lads holiday?
>Oh no m'lady, not just any DnB event, but a more sinister event, a dark DnB event
Does anyone else get turned on by crying women?
it's not the one place on the internet though
several places on /b/, the entirety of /r9k/ and wizchan, but /brit/ isn't a hivemind general. some lads here do have gfs and they shouldn't have to leave for your sake
/britfeel/ is more what you're looking for
I wish I could go on an adventure with Obi-One too.
bit gay desu
hasn't even signed a player yet la
not his team.
that's not an argument
that's fair enough I suppose, "oneitis messaged me" posts must annoy you as much as seeing pointless anime posts annoy me, so I can understand this view
Mums a psycho with borderline personality disorder. One minute she'd be screaming at me calling me a fat bastard, next minute she'd be in my room crying begging for forgiveness. It wasn't what she said to me that hurt though, it was what she said to my little sisters. Like she'd go proper mental at them, screaming in their faces and sit and making them cry, the thing that hurts was not being able to comfort them because if my mum saw me hugging them and trying to make them laugh, she'd go even more ballastic at them, saying they were trying to get my sympathy so I pretty much just had to sit their while my 3 and 6 year old sisters cried their eyes out like every night.
>she's the type to only shag boyfriends really
do you think this is common amongst better specimen females? I still have a half oneitus and I don't want her shagging guys like I shag girls after a night out 2bh.
>lisicki trying his hardest to be the most normie ITT
>he can't get any FONT (You)s
Not as bad as a lot of people's sure, but it still proper fucks with you. She stopped hitting my when I turned 12 because I was a big guy, didn't stop her from slapping around my fucking little sisters in front of me though.
>i'm a subnormie at best 2bh. Essentially just a pepe who won the life lottery and got decent looking and tall
gf sent this an hour ago on the old snapchat haha
To the Aussie lad that posted a funny image in a /Brit/ thread a day or two ago I'm calling out to you
The imagine was of a man gentleman pulling out a piece of paper from a cup of coffee that said "the government is bad" on it.
I'm the lad who said it was funny, post it again because I can't find it.
near my house as a kid there was this one house where you'd just see this old woman staring out the front window all the time
i'm pretty sure everyone had one of those houses around when they were a kid
yeah there's one near my local paki shop, whenever I go for a pint of milk I always look in and see him sitting in his chair looking out.
will probably be me when i'm an old man desu
I bully Americans on /int/ because their impotent rage makes me forget about my crippling loneliness.
I just browsed through profiles, she replied fairly quickly. Actually, the reason I signed up for it was because of her profile. She's 30 so she's probably a little desperate, but I'm 27 so I have no issues to be frank.
As for advice, not sure. My case was an anomaly. Didn't take many messages to get a date with her and we quickly went on a few more. We just hit it off I suppose.
Girls seem to like photos of you in social situations, so maybe try getting those if you don't already have them. Be funny mostly, anyone can get a gf if they're funny enough.
There's an old woman who does that outside of my dealers house, except she sits in a chair and does it all day long. When I ring my dealer he always asks me to check If "the nosey old bitch" is looking out her window. Then when he comes to the door he doesn't make eye contact with you, he just opens the door and instantly looks to see if the old woman's there.
internet dating is about being different. stupid conversations about shit. stupid questions and all of that sort of shit.
it might seem dumb but that's the point. guys will always out ratio girls on online dating, even moreso guys to attractive girls. every guy thinks he's top shit so will send some "hey how u doin sweetie" message, which is just the same shit.
a dumb question or something along those lines starts a conversation that's not the same old "im good how r u" reply and so she will actually have fun in the conversation - not because the conversation is fun, but because it's different in contrast to all the others. obviously don't go full le penguin of doom, but that sort of shit works.
same with awful puns/jokes on tinder. it's not "how are you? come over and suck my dick" and it obviously required a bit of wit so girls froth it.
>thought i was depressed because i was a neet with no future
>go to uni
>thought i was depressed because i had no friends
>thought i was depressed because i looked like a twat
>thought i was depressed because i was unfit
>thought i was depressed because i was a virgin
>thought i was depressed because i was poor with no job
>get a job
>thought i was depressed because i had no gf
life is an endless pursuit lads may as well gas ourselves now x
YOU'RE WITH HIM NOW
[gestures towards Obi Wan]
Mummy just sent me this
>Yeah a python. Appeared the next door neighbours balcony a couple of hours ago and about 2 metres from
Our balcony. Tummies really swollen probably eaten a rat. Will stay there for about 2 days then move on. Their territory is about 2-5 kilometres. They're not venomous. And supposedly not aggressive. But if they do bite they have heaps of teeth. Id prefer him to be on someone else's neighbours balcony!!
>Vader was all burnt up when his mask was pulled off in VI
>Episode III has him burnt in the lava
>"You turned her against meeeee"
[obi wan looks looks towardspoor unconscious padme on the ground]
>"You have done that your self"
>I know the prequels get shit on but honest to god when Anakin screams "I hate you" I get chills every time. You can hear the hatred in his voice. Powerful shit desu
My m8s sister is (fire emoji)
She looks like Yen from the Witcher except she's got massive tits and a fat arse, she always wears these small shorts when she walks around the house. Proper love going round his house ngl.
Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi! I do not fear the Dark Side as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire!
[incredulously] Your new Empire?