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Femdom edition
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first for that feel when in bed but your headphones are on the other side of the room
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Crayon Pop
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>>53058268
what does this image mean?
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>>53058268
>Crayon Pop
what did he mean by this?
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>>53058261
>not wearing headphones around your neck all day so you can enjoy choons whenever the mood takes you

top pleb
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>>53058232
Is she the president of croatia?
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>>53058268
bit rude
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>>53058261
headphones make you deaf lad
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desu
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Lads my shower thing says Body + Face wash on it.

does that mean I can directly apply it to my face or what? does it do anything to spots?
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kpop desu lads
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absolutely cannot stop fapping to this girl

>tfw no German gf
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>>53058315
>being this much of a twat

>>53058331
how else am i going to watch my VERY degenerate porn
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>>53058318
She is the best dominatrix on the net

>mfw she will next blow smoke into my mouth and speak at me softly
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>>53058296
some gook shit you can only understand if you are on the autism spectrum, ignore it
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>>53058361
looks slav af
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>lying in bed feeling depressed
>start craving a cig
>the thought of smoking makes happy because of addiction
>have a smoke
>start feeling depressed when I've finished
>lie in bed until i need another cig
Feels bad man
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>>53058354
I don't get this yeller fever.
How can you tell these asians apart?
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>>53058407
WHAT
A
BLOODY
RACIST
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can't even get AL-LAD on the darknet anymore, tragic, it was my favourite
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>>53058310
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Post things you do when having a bad trip:

Make and drink 30 cups of tea while sitting in the corner.
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>>53058389
coincidentally Slavs are my favorite girls, right next to Germans. Her names Desert Angel/mydirtyhobby btw
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>>53058354
They're literally like 50% make up, 40% cosmetic surgery implants, 10% human
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>>53058367
>Terry'd
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did a wank to mother and sister femdom lads
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HORRIFIC
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>>53058407
>all women looking the same is comforting if you have autism. their plastic faces are incapable of displaying subtle emotions - only very basic ones like happy, sad, angry, confused, etc which makes them easy to read for the meat computers who wank over them.
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qt
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>>53058460
Nothing, because I'm not a fucking drug taking pleb
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>>53058430
I AM
SERIOUS

How can you tell asians apart? Especially these obvious plastic ones like they have n gookpop bands?
I should never have went back to /mu/ 3bh.
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>>53058517
fucking rekt
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>>53058457
wonder what her pussy looks like...
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>>53058460
Got some really bad scars on my arms where I cut myself during a bad trip, thinking that it'd bring me back to reality, like how you pinch yourself to check if you're in a dream.

Don't do drugs kids
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>>53058232
lmao beta
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>>53058500
hoping some dirtier ones of Azealia come out from uncle tez, he must have them in his collection somewhere.

find it hard to believe she didn't get her baps out in front of him. wew maybe she is racist
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>>53058558
tbf there are slight differences

i think i could recognise some different kpops because of all the gookspam
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Good edition lad, really solid work. But also:

>tfw being into femdom is literally the worst sexual orientation because the number of male subs vastly outweighs the number of female doms
>tfw 95% of female doms aren't really into it, and just do it for the money
>tfw 4.9% of female doms are fat social misfits
>tfw you will never realize your femdom fantasy
>tfw you will marry a nice but sexually unadventurous girl, and always wonder what might have been until you can't take it anymore and spend your daughter's school fees on visits to a professional dominatrix before getting exposed in the local paper as a pervert

So many feels for us poor femdom lads.
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>>53058558
Not being able to differentiate between faces is actually a symptom of autism.
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>>53058517
Thanks m8
>>53058525
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>>53058582
Mates had to ductape me to the bed because I tried jumping out the window having a bad trip
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>>53058558
if you look at them enough you recognise the tells
other ethnicities feel the same about whites when they dont know any
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> femdom edition
> no femdom
y u do this?
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>>53058592
Good thing I like fat girls :)
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>>53058595
Is that why you go after the ones that look the same haha
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>Mates had to ductape me to the bed because I tried jumping out the window having a bad trip
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>>53058517
i like my asians natty thanks
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>self harm while on a bad trip

Thought this was a talk to frank scare tactic meme
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SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE
IM ON MY KNEES
PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE
KILL ME
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>Ok kids, because too many of you turn out to be totally selfish assholes, from now on access to my stuff is on request.
If you have no shares or you are sharing x empty folders or other -useless- crap, don't ask for access. The answer is no.
Begging and whining like a little girl is not going to help either.*

>Excessive leeching without asking means ban; do *not* try to download my whole collection. It's not going to happen, trust me.

>You can queue up to 25 files or 400MB, whichever comes first. In case you are blessed with a shitty connection (below 100kb/s),
do not queue more than one track. You are occupying slots making others wait HOURS. Please ignore this for instant ban.

>Downloading from me is a privilege, not a right. I reserve the right to ban anyone at any given time and without any reason at all.

>Scene affiliates, priority on request. No n00bs! ;-)

>I'm available 24/7 @ irc://213.316.83.45:+7000/slsk

>* Bribes are not entirely impossible ;)
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>>53058678
t. never had a bad trip and don't knowhow scary it is
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Why are /brit/ posters such koreaboos? Pretty funny tbqh
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>>53058592
reckon i'll get done as a pervert too lad

bad feels all round
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rate my gf
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Who wants a back rub, lads?
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>>53058702
*effortlessly disembowels you with katana with a deft flick of the wrist in the blink of an eye without even looking*

now begone..........
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>>53058666
I can tell them all apart
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>>53058585
isn't this her?
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>>53058743
why do you want others to validate your life choices

as long as she's attractive to you lad, that's all that matters
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>>53058592
>>tfw you will marry a nice but sexually unadventurous girl, and always wonder what might have been until you can't take it anymore and spend your daughter's school fees on visits to a professional dominatrix before getting exposed in the local paper as a pervert
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>>53058681
Bad trips aren't a meme senpai
Id literally rather die than experience that level of horror ever again, nothing but pure concentrated fear, felt like my reality was imploding.
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>>53058592
you're only half way there

typically 13 year olds who have the fetish of being dominated by a woman grow out of it by 14 when they realise they don't particularly like it either

it's like the base of your sexuality, when it's flat, it can go either way, but when you open up as a person, it can only go one way, in the direction of your cock, as it were.

the reason why such a small amount of women (think) they're into femdom is because those women are the equivalents of the men who have not developed as human beings past that very limited stage.

anything but completely vanilla heterosexuality is literally just a retardation of sexual development in the most literal, medical sense of the term.
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>>53058713
I think it is one lad
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This frijj strawberry milk is vile

Need some Yazoo next time
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>>53058743
looks like a man in drag
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Children should be communally raised 2bh. Imagine how many loony parents out there are raising loony kids. Everyone would conform better and nobody a generation or more down the line would notice how much personal identity we've lost because it would be relative.
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Feel a shit brewing lads.
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>>53058793
frijj is a fucking rip off 2bh
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>>53058402
literally me
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got bed sores lads
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>tfw you're in so deep you can tell the members of your favorite group apart on lip shape alone.
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>>53058793
>tfw Yazoo will never release the secret 3rd alabum
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>>53058785
I don't care it makes me feel good
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>>53058767
yeh

wew, she has a nice body tbf. would have liked something a bit more explicit though. crossing my fingers for the next fappening
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describe your dream gf

>long wavy black hair
>either shorter than me or taller, depending
>any race as long as she's qt
>dresses in oversized sweatshirts and jeans most of the time and doesn't wear makeup
>/s4s/ sense of humor

Fug ;-;
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>>53058848
>Members
haha
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>>53058577
slanty
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>>53058796
>what is school
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>>53058723
Trying to get it all out of my system while I'm young so that I can have a vanilla sex life when older with no regrets, but there are literally no girls irl who enjoy this, and I can't afford professionals. Life is suffering.
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sticking a finger up my bum
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>>53058855
aye but for a reason

when you say that it's as if you were hacking your arm with an axe and taking painkillers and when somebody questions your usage of them you respond with 'idc it makes me feel better'.

just grow up as a person, develop into an adult, and it won't exist for you as an issue in any case whatever to begin with. you're creating your own problems that is. stuck in a cycle. why stay that way.
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What's that popular guitar song that's often on the radio that sounds like Jack White but I don't think it is?
Can't find it, pls help, it's good
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>>53058778
>being that weak willed
Idiots like you shouldn't take powerful psychedelics, as always you morons ruin it for the rest of us.
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>>53058914
ik lad
worried i'll end up snapping and getting some expensive femdom to degrade me for a week straight in a hotel
dont know how i'll go back to family life after that
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>>53058956
Because I can't change what gets me hard
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anyone know how i can discretely by a dildo that i can stick onto a wall
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Has Capitalism failed? Even if you work hard there is no guarantee that you will find success. Is our God materialism? Does life have no meaning under this system?
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>>53058966
hendrix
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>>53058966
hum it la
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>>53058878
>going out with a girl who's taller than you
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>>53058878
I just want a 5/10 cutie who will never betray me and love me for who I am and I'll do the same for her.
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>>53058997
>le hard man meme
Fuck off. Bad trips are more important that good trips, learn more from them. You've never had proper ego death if you haven't had a proper scary bad trip.
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>long, wavey ginger hair
>pale skin
>freckles
>blue/green eyes
>short, about 5'2
>introverted/shy
>plays vidya and watches anime
>dresses kind of Tom boyish, not a girly girl
>doesn't wear make up, even if she looks better with it

I will never have a gf like this and it's making me sad thinking about it
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>Has Capitalism failed? Even if you work hard there is no guarantee that you will find success. Is our God materialism? Does life have no meaning under this system?
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>>53059061
water sign?
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>>53059056
what's wrong with that?
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>Has Capitalism failed? Even if you work hard there is no guarantee that you will find success. Is our God materialism? Does life have no meaning under this system?
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Internet is shitting itself lads
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>>53059083
You are closeted as fuck
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>>53059056
>not liking tall girls
There's nothing hotter than having a gf taller than me but is submissive in bed. Hnnngh
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>>53058878
is it just me that doesn't have a "type"?

>6'
>athletic but """""curvy""""
>loves cooking and eating
>has good hair
>isn't basic
>isn't a cunt
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bf is bullying me again
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>>53059083
Fuck, here's your (you) senpai, that post was meant for you
>>53058878
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>>53059127
I want a gf who fucks me in the ass with her penis
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>>53059068
>bad trips are more important than good trips
There's a difference between a bad trip when you learn something and when you just lose your mind and become totally dissociated from reality because you can't handle yourself properly. Ego death is a meme.
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>>53059130
>says he doesnt have a type

>goes on to explain his type.

Cretin.
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What happened to people on the ISS when the rapture starts
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>>53059031
obviously you can

you're just afraid to. the reason why anybody chooses anything other than basic heterosexuality is because basic heterosexuality is the realest thing there is like. and once you allow that degree of reality it can really fuck with you if the rest of your life isn't also in check.

you're cowering away in your safe little crevice of anti-sexuality because reality is inhospitable for you. don't stand for it la.
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Who Taurus master race here?
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>>53058956
fetishs are harmless most of the time. who gives a shit.
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wife's son just sent me this
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>>53059114
Straight as ruler me lad
What about that makes me sound gay?
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>>53059091
>water sign?
What la?
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>>53059162
>Ego death is a meme.
t. egohead
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>>53059182
>Tfw legit bull
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i deserve a gf
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>>53059114
nah just a massive beta
>introverted
so he can "discover" her, so she doesn't go out much and encounter other men who aren't complete pushovers who'll satisfy her more
>short
because he's probably a manlet
>dresses tomboyish
>no makeup
so even if she does encounter another guy he might be put off her because she dresses less feminine
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>>53059166
i meant in the traditional sense like a normie would say ooh love a foxy brunette with a thigh gap ;)

i only require health and height
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>>53058878
was trying to think about traits I'd like in a gf

they were all just irrelevant things in the end, nothing really definite or specific

this makes me think I don't even want a gf at all and all I really want is a cute companion to talk to and interest me and fuck silly
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>>53059182
Cancer, apparently we'd make good mates desu
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What are your resolutions lads?

Lose 2 stone
Find a job near my parents and move back to my home town.
Read more esoteric literature
Go out more
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>>53059186
no not really

maybe in some meaningless way at the individual level but not at the social level
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>>53058878
able to accept and love me despite the flaws in my brain
will love me like i will her
isnt ugly
is interesting

there
don't care for her her skin colour or height
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can't sleep and i'm getting up at 5:30 ffs
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>he has never broken through on DMT
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>>53059178
alri reverend, having fun hugging all those boys at them therapeutic gay camps
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>>53058878
>likes video games
>can skate
>any race -black or asian
>attractive with low self-esteem
>more socially incompetent than me
>browses 4chan
>results in a relationship where our strengths and weaknesses are complementary for the most part
>>53058911
only part-time 2bh. too many kids to adults.
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>>53059182
Pisces desu
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>>53059262
Lose weight
Become a millionaire
Have sex with 10/10s
Still keep the gf happy without her knowing about above
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>>53059262
>What are your resolutions lads?
not to wank haha
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Qualifications for my gf:
Has to exist

That's literally it, would fuck anything with a heartbeat.

>not being a sex pest
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>>53059294

i'm astrally projecting right now
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>>53059315
Good lad
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>>53059262
>get a girlfriend or a boyfriend
>read one book per week
>wank less
bout it desu
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>>53059272
oh i forgot to mention that she needs to be able to watch films/tv properly i.e won't be glued to her phone and pausing it every other minute
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>>53059267
cunt they're fine. quit trying to be such a fucking BARRTTT AKKSHULLY fuckwit and just accept people like different things instead of being such a repressed nonce who probably sees anything but missionary sex as meaningless because missionary sex is considered the most natural for conception.
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>>53059331
Tried to astral project before and induced sleep paralysis, now I can have waking dreams, sleep paralysis and lucid dreams on demand. Even give myself closed eye visuals.

Meditation is powerful
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>>53059302
I speak the truth and that makes you anxious

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_and_Trembling
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Anyone tried kava or krotom? There's a 'bar' near me that serves mixtures of them.
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Qualifications for my gf:
dominant personality
taller than me
nice uncut willy
likes cuddles
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>>53059262
gf
not putting off college applications
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>wife's son
Cucked
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>>53059376
Yeah tried both. Kava feels like a low dose mdma, kratom is like a speedy codeine it's great

Get red bali strain
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Best type of femdom so far is gentle femdom. Like when a girl knows that she turns you on but you're too shy to do anything about it, so she teases you constantly by bending over in front of you, brushing her breasts against you 'accidentally', and laughing at you as she sees your reaction.
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>>53058878
the only trait i require in a gf is intelligence
>forever alone ( .-.)
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>>53059361
>10 months since fm
has it been that long?
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>>53059376
kava will knock you on your arse 2bh
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>>53059262
get /fit/
find a better job or go cuck myself teaching english in another country
read more
disregard the temptations of women and improve myself above all things
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>>53059262

stop hating myself

to achieve this i am going to:
>get a band together
>get work abroad
>see my friends more
>play more football
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>Best type of femdom so far is gentle femdom. Like when a girl knows that she turns you on but you're too shy to do anything about it, so she teases you constantly by bending over in front of you, brushing her breasts against you 'accidentally', and laughing at you as she sees your reaction.
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>Qualifications for my gf:
>dominant personality
>taller than me
>nice uncut willy
>likes cuddles
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>>53059384
h-how tall are you
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>>53059407
things that didnt happen: the post
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Gf requirement: be Bae Suzy
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>>53059384
chester
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>>53059460
xDDDDDDdd
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>>53059262
get into med school 2bh
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>>53059371
sounds like you damaged your brain
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>>53059234
>not giving me my well deserved (you)

I shall answer your questions

I like introverted girls because I'm extremely introverted too, I'd prefer to stay inside with her than go out to clubs or whatever. I'm not a fan of loud extroverted people.

I guess I am a Manlet, but I prefer really short girls.

Girls almost always look better without make up, even if they have blemishes and shit, i think imperfections are qt. I personally don't think girls in dresses are attractive, I think it's cute when they wear "male" clothing.

Good enough?
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>>53059407
oh my god yes
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>>53059366
I'm saying that you can get a better degree of satisfaction from basic heterosexuality than you can with any odd type of fetish

so fetishes are pointless

and they damage society

so why keep them around. doesn't fucking matter if 'different people like different things', that has no relevance when everybody could do better liking the same thing. the thing which happens to be moral favour anyway.

you're the annoying little cunt who's too slow to make that out. you're the one who can fuck off.
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>>53059037
how are you defining success?
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>>53059460
be my gf instead
he's a gaylord
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>>53059480
Damaged my brain how? By focusing on my breath and putting myself in a trance? Doubt it.
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>>53059226
this
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Need to think up stories about what I did over Christmas tonight.

No doubt the normies will grill me
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deluded myself into thinking my oneitis regrets turning me down but is too beta to tell me
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If I ever get a gf she'll probably either

>drive me insane
>make me so beta and pathetic I drive her away
>end up boring me so I just drift away from her

really don't think I'll be able to hack a relationship lads
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>>53059475
Fuck off you spast
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>>53059484
I was completely correct then
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New years resolution: Make more friends

Requirements: exist

Taking all applications
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>>53059484
TL;DR
>I'm a massive homo
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>>53059460
175cm
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>>53059417
Too long
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>>53059548
my names Kev, ar yo?
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>>53059548
I'll be your friend, mate
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>>53059407
Reminds me of high school
I was (still am) a shy beta cuck, and girls used to mess around with me and "flirt" with me. They thought the joke was on me, but I had the last laugh when I wanked over the shit they did to me waheey
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>>53059548
Whereabouts do you live m8
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got a cold friends, can't deal with it
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>>53059262
Gain 50lbs.
Get a job.
Get a gf.
Move out.
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3zb0db/tifu_by_getting_an_unknown_substance_all_over_my/


fucking hell lads NOOOO
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>>53059560
I'm 190cm with thick thighs and a big arse, i-in case you're interested
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>>53059592
>Reminds me of high school
fuck off yank
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>>53059580
y-you too

>>53059584
bit cold out

>>53059600
>>
Americans are forced to pay for this at gunpoint and feed it to their children.
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>>53059619
>A few days later she went to the doctor to get a checkup on the pregnancy. When she came back and told me the news, it was then that I realized that the substance covering my body, and her sheets, was my miscarried child.
>>
heyo
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>>53059592
>high school
yank

>>53059619
>reddit
tom

>>53059621
>190cm
lisicki
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>>53059619
>She decided she was going to keep the baby. We were both terrified because we were still in college, not committed, and not at all ready for that.
>women
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>>53059619
>posting reddit on 4chan

end yourself
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>>53059550
>>53059537
Am I only attracted to those types of girls because I'm a beta? How do l stop? In the unlikely event I get a gf I don't want it to be because I picked her because she's insecure or because I know other lads won't go for her ;_;
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Meeting a 41 year old twink tomorrow night who says he can't wait to power fuck me. Any advice lads? Never been bummed before.
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Americans are forced to pay for this at gunpoint and feed it to their children
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>>53059621
cornwall?
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Looking for friends in the Hampshire(Portsmouth) area
No benders or anime nonces please.
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>>53059708
what is it
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>>53059625
>>53059671
We call secondary school high school in the North West you pleb

I literally went to a school called "St. Cuthbert's high school"
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>>53059664
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
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>>53059466
I never said it happened you shitcunt.

>>53059592
Post greentext story, I wish this had happened to me but I look alpha (tall, athletic) despite the fact that I'm very much not alpha, so this shit never happened to me.
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>>53059737
pssshhhttt
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>>53059724
george?
>>
>>53059722
american school """""""""""dinners""""""""""""
>>
don't want to sleep lads
got to revise and do an oral exam tomorrow :x
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>>53059619
>casually dating
NORMIEEEEEEEESSSSS
>>
>>53059496
holy fuck I bet you're that dumb cunt who said it was more homosexual to get dominated by a woman in bed than it was to dominate a man as a man in bed.

fetishs feel good because they're deviant, and everyone has one. if you had ever been with a girl, youd know that. you would know that weird little thing you have to do to her that's a bit different that pushes her over the edge. it may not dominate her experience of sex like hardcore fetishists but it will still be there.

the entire argument that fetishs should be done away with because everyone could do better in straight up missionary vanilla heterosexual sex is just fucking dumb. you can take the "humans would benefit more from doing away with that behaviour" to a myriad of topics, least of fucking fetishs.

this all stems from your /pol/ mug degeneracy nonsense. fuck off back to /pol/ and circlejerk with those bitter fucks.
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>>53059708
fucking kek great post
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>>53059771
just bring packed lunch s︂︂mh
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>>53059619

love it when normies get a bit of payback
>>
I'm sick of the memes, and I don't want to rag on you so please forgive me if this seems the wrong way.

Why is it though that when I bump into some form of feminization, sissy, or cuckold porn the people in it are British? I would expect it a lot from other countries, even my own, but it's almost always exclusively you.
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>>53059828
Most of us are speaking ironically
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>>53059759
What

Do you not like the national anthem?
>>
>>53059792
want to get a bit of practice in before sleeping? wink wink
>>
DAE no gf
>>
Why won't turkey twizzlers come back ;_;
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>>53059873
yes pls daddy
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lkcq6gLW5c

Does /brit/ like noonas?
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>>53059828
Brits are mostly into Femdom stuff like cuckoldry and sissy stuff is mostly America

t. porn expert
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I'm not here
this isn't happening
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>>53059828
well it became illegal recently, so savour it
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>>53059708
it's sad that this isn't an exaggeration. Our education system is a fucking joke. I remember in 10th grade my English teacher questioned her own spelling sometimes and generally just didn't give a shit
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>>53059918
yesterday i woke up sucking a lemon
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@53059902
just stop posting 2bh
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>>53059902
prefer ahjummas myself
>>
lads why do they play music like this on daytime radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caYJQNgW65w
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>>53059708
>Not having your mum make you a packed lunch
>having such a degenerate dysfunctional family that you had to rely on the fucking school for your lunch

Laffin
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Why are the Norn Irish the best in the world at making adverts about drunk and generally unsafe driving? Who the fuck gets the idea to show 30 children get crushed to death at teatime?
>>
Some people hate well begrudge you doing anything. It's either there way or no way.
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recommend me a film lads

has to be set in europe
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>>53059977
>meghan trainor

I want this meme to die
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>>53059977
>Meghan Trainwhore
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>>53060026
Filth
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>no Albanian GF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx68An51Zro

>>53060006
2bh I used to sneak out and get chippys
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>>53060047
already seen it
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>>53059754
I'll try to remember some more, they're not great but I certainly managed to have a bit of a wank over them

>walking to assembly
>some really tall girl starts trying to talk to me
>"aww anon you're so cute"
>hugs me
>I was so short and she was so tall that my head was literally in her tits
>muh dick

>in IT
>sat next to my school oneitis
>she takes her shoes off in every lesson
>turns her computer chair around and rests her feet on my legs, close to my crotch
>I have a major foot fetish
>I stare at her feet for a good 10 seconds
>look up at her, she's just looking at me with this cute smile

I'll try to remember a couple more
>>
The bull broke the bedframe last night
Good lord haha
>>
bored lads
>>
>Tfw you used to bully the packed lunch kids for being poor cunts.
>>
At the doctor the other day. diagnosis homosexuality. on boypussy now for it.
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>>53060064
'21
>>
how do you prep the bull usually
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>>53059828
brits are sissies that love a good bumming
yanks are cucks that love a good bull
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>>53060031
>>53060033
have literally never heard of her

>google her
>big black boyfriend

lads beginning to think this "cuck" meme has actually gone far
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>>53060054

>2bh I used to sneak out and get chippys

only in Secondary school was allowed a chippy wahey
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can't get to sleep and i'm also starving

what do
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>>53060026

inglorious basterds
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>>53060073
>tfw always threw my lunch away and went hungry for fear of being bullied by people like you
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>>53060067
I was tuning a girl at uni that I met through this group of girls I sort of knew and we were sitting down and shit and we all stand up to go get food and she's like 6'4 minimum but not lanky or weird looking and she looks down at me at 5'11 and we both knew everything ended right there hahahahaha
>>
>>53060026
L'auberge espagnol
>>
>>53060100
usually just suck his BBC for a bit, get it nice and engorged, polish the bell end, rub lotion and lube on it and give the bell end a kiss for good luck.
>>
Lads I find the "do a x" meme a bit grating tbqh.
>>
>>53060092
cornwall
>>
>>53060106
It has, major news outlets have even started using the term cuckservative. Wiki page on it and all

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckservative
>>
>>53060106
she just sings about being fat
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>>53060132
have something to eat
>>
Wife's son just got suspended from school lads. Honestly think he could beat me up in a fight and he's only 11.
>>
>>53060026
Joyeux Noel

Movie about the christmas truce in ww1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRrr-CDXijs
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>>53060181
could travel
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Fuck I miss the days in yr 11 when I was verrrry close mates with my oneitis

if she was still the person she was back when we were 16 I'd still be in love with her but she's unironically a dramatic attention seeking feminist slag now

though, while she was cute before, she's hot as fuck now
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>>53060026

Blue is the Warmest Colour
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>>53059804
nah not me. I don't necessarily think that.

and what about what I'm saying do you not understand. I'm not denying that fetishes exist. I'm saying they only exist out of failure. out of not knowing better.

and yes you could apply it to different things and the only reason you deny that is because you simply don't feel up to it, because it's WORK, something you've likely shied away from your whole life.

and I don't much visit /pol/ except for when breaking news happens but it's well idiotic to dismiss a way of thinking as being particular to a certain group or place when in reality the way of thinking likely comes from something deeper, as in a certain circumstance.

if you examine the particularity in place of the generality then you're the stupid one here.

the people on /pol/ speak of degeneracy not because they're 'from /pol/' but rather because /pol/ would simply be one of the only places in which that sort of concern can be addressed, for whatever reason, and granted its idiosyncrasies.

look at the product and not the box in which it came.
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>>53060260
Cuck.
>>
>When my mum's like "You can't eat ALL of that by yourself!"
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>>53060211
>not saying "do an eat"
good lad
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what do I do for lunch lads?

my wife has taken the bull out for lunch while I babysit the wife's kid and the bulls kid. what would they like?
>>
is the bbc website still being aids for anyone else?
>>
>>53060026
King Ralph
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>>53060289
keep seeing pics from /r9k/ on here
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>>53060295
do a fish fingers
>>
a hole is a hole, it's all friction
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>>53060260
very very very very very very very lewd desu
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>>53060227
>the Christmas truce
>not an astonishing display of a lack of professionalism
>>
Where can I sign up to let a cute Syrian Christian girl live in my house?
>>
>>53060260
this is a good film
>>
>>53060026
Once Upon A Time in America.
>>
Alrightlads we can all stop laughing about immigration now and start doi8ng something about it.

UK is expected to be 40percent muslim in 2050.
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>>53060321
got that from /b/
>>
Not quite sure why Revenge of the Sith is so prominent in these threads but it ended up with me watching it yesterday and I thought it was pretty good desu

Sure it's rough around the edges but cinematically it's excellent and there are some good lines (along with awful lines)

I would even go so far as to say it's better than 4
>>
>>53060314
blacked.com is working fine for me lad
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>>53060327
who is this trap
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>>53060096
>>53060152
Pish and bollocks.

>>53060164
>>53060227
Will consider these, cheers lads.

>>53060260
Looks a bit left wing.
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>>53060352
the cuck organisation
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i lay on my tummy when I'm browsing on my phone with my legs in the air

bet I'd look like a massive bender if anyone saw me haha
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>>53060366
I'll try spinning that's a good trick!
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>>53060325
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53060360
no chance
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>>53060389
Yes the characters are, but it's not didactic.
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>>53060366
>cinematically it's excellent
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>>53060376
It's Lea Seydoux, and fuck off she is a lady.
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>>53060355
GOAT film
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>>53060413
>no chance
Have a look at the non white birth rate and look at native brits mate and winde your fucking neck in.
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>>53060405
haha don't really get it but i do remember people were posting this in the instasync room yesterday

>>53060421
>le contrarian man
>>
>>53060424
How long has she been a "lady"?
>>
In 1930, they were telling Jews to get out of Europe and go back to Palestine, now in 2015 they're telling Jews to get out of Palestine and go back to Europe. It only serves as proof that Zionism is needed now more than ever, as Israel and Zionist Jews continue to be attacked by both sides by people who truly do think that Israel and Jews are the cause of all the worlds problems.
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>>53060366
>>
>prince Philip has stated that engineers are second to god.
>"anything not created by god was created by engineers"
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>>53060252
>iktf
Except I was too shy to actually befriend my oneitis, she used to give me a lot of attention because we were both in a few of the same classes and I was the only non literally autistic lad in the class, so by default I was the alpha, despite being ugly and painfully shy.

>tfw bending over doing science shit and she sneaks up behind you and hugs you from behind for a full 2 minutes
Felt really good
>>
>>53060026
51st state
>>
dog's annoying me, feel like abandoning her on the motorway
>>
>>53060445
christianity is essentially dead

fuck these gay predictions

use some common sense twat
>>
>>53060450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlhgAkJBos
>>
thinking about applying for jobs lads

just written a mental cover letter
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>>53060366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs

Poetry
>>
>>53060366

>putting black paint over your 3rd eye
>>
>>53060026
Chocolate Chopstix
>>
just found out i have hbo on demand lmao
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>>53060499
Doesnt matter. The majority of religion being muslim means they'll get more attention
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>>53060514
ah yes very impressive

see
>>53060466
>>
I really don't get how a lot of the Revenge of the Sith memes make sense

>>53060466
i don't know what you wanted them to do.

before he went full JUST he probably would've wanted to give his son his lightsaber/ he's npt going to say that in a middle of a fight
>>
>>53060366
no star wars film is really that great 2bh, but its culturally massive
>>
Really want a pet cat desu but my mum won't let me get one because she says they leave too much fur around the house. She said I could have a hairless cat, but i want a cute furry cat not a walking foreskin

Can't wait to move out lads, first thing I'm buying is a cat
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literally just finished finished watching k-on
kill me, just kill me
>>
>>53060578
Cats are for betas
>>
need a bf with a willy
>>
>>53060578

first thing i'm buying is a fleshlight
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>>53060599
are you able to be a gf with a fanny?
>>
How does a foreigner make friends in the UK?

No, not a muslim nor shitskin.
>>
>>53060592
Suits me down to the ground then
I am a beta desu, not proud of it but I can't change it unless I have massive amounts of therapy
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>>53060582
It's alright lad, it will all be alright.
>>
listening to normie music makes me really sad lads

anyone else know this feel?
>>
>>53060633
fuck off paki
>>
>>53060633
work
>>
>>53060633
fuck off back home
>>
>>53060624
no i will be your bf with bp x
>>
>>53060633
The same way they do in their countries
>>
>get friends with qt girl from university
>we start to hang out with each other even outside of uni
>one day she sends me a message
>"Anon, I need help to move my bed....do you have time tomorrow evening?"
>Sure
>next evening I show up at her place
>since it must be a heavy bed if she needs help to move it I bring a friend with me
>she looks pretty shocked when she opened the door
>bed wasn´t heavy at all and we moved it maybe like 10 cm
>strange arkward atmosphere the whole time
>leave her flat
>she never messaged me again
>now, after 6 months I suddenly realized what actually happened
>>
>>53060644
i dont listen to normie music
>>
>>53060633
If you are a european you can be my friend!
>>
>>53060644
>normie music
Like what lad? LadHouse, grime, top 40 pop music?
>>
>>53060633
really easily, people will like you because you're exotic
>>
>>53060633
this

not even a foreigner but I'd like to know how to make friends in the UK
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>"W-wat u lookin at"
>>
>>53060665
I'm afraid I'm going to have to refuse your proposal , sorry.
>>
>>53060270
but these people do know better. 99% of people with a fetish are not solely tied to that fetish for sexual release. they engage in heterosexual sex and enjoy it. most fetishs can be tied into hetero sex and everything is fine. Its probably more efficient than masturbation.

>yes you could apply it to different things and the only reason you deny that is because you simply don't feel up to it, because it's WORK, something you've likely shied away from your whole life.

youre just swinging in the dark here hoping to hit something. my point was that that line of thinking can be applied to aspects of human nature so much more devastating in their impact than some guy who gets off on fucking girls in the arse or a woman who likes to be dominated. that's why it's a stupid line of thinking. it's so applicable that the more important areas of its application drown out your use for it.

how about I start swinging in the dark the same way you did. youre a loser and when you finally trick a girl into thinking you're not one, you'll be the most boring and unadventurous person while having sex that you may want to install a tv on the roof so she can watch while you maximise heterosexual intercourse efficiency.
>>
>>53060633
Hop on the first plane back home.
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>>53060679
waheyy
>>
>>53060714
o-ok

*cries*
>>
>>53060735

>>53060735

>>53060735

>>53060735
>>
>>53060681
i don't usually but there are times when you can't avoid it

primarily when your in a car journey with the family

unless you're an edgelord that listens to your own music on headphones
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>>53060679
where did you steal this from m8
>>
>>53060582
We have been through it before. Stay strong
>>
>>53060686
top40 pop music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk7-GRWq7wA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQLqu-ThMOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ginx7WKq5GE

etc.
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>>53060710
>tfw no cool uncle who kidnaps slags and lets you rape them
WHY FUCKING LIVE
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>>53060679
>"Anon, I need help to move my bed....do you have time tomorrow evening?"

>"Sure, is it heavy? i'll bring a friend to help"

>"nah F A M , just really need a shag ngl haha was just bantering about the bed pmsl"

how hard is it ffs
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>>53060679
>get friends with qt girl from university
>get friends with
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>>53060679
why are normals so retarded?
>>
>>53060893
>>53060893
>>53060893
>>
>>53060656
But I work.

>>53060652
>>53060657
>>53060737
What an absolutely despicable way to treat your oldest ally.

>>53060690
That only gets you so far, when no one around you shares the same interests as you do, you pretty much hit a dead end.
>>
>>53060944
portugal?

>not shitskin
>>
>>53060733
obviously I'm speaking to the fetish only insofar as it is severe. a bloke likes fucking girls in the arse occasionally but still does with normal sex then I'm only speaking to his effect as much as it is relative. that's implied. you didn't pick up on that because not doing so suits your argument.


and no, I would disagree. sexuality is obviously more important than many other things, although it may not seem that way to you. sexuality is the thread in the fabric. seems insignificant when you look at it one way though it's absolutely not.

and it's not some intentional thing. I suppose that's difficult for you to understand. there is a line between realising something and forcing it. I'm only speaking in terms of realising it.
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>>53060970
Yes yes, we wuz kingz n shit, /memes
>>
>>53061148
i'm not going to meme you my friend

i had one of your women once, she turned out to be crazily obsessed with me and it ended badly
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