>>Lots of autistic people on /brit/ make menial posts, because nothing eventful ever happens to them, so the only material they have to post are meme images, copy pastas, anime, or boring, pointless, mundance posts about having something to eat, drink, have a poo, or their distaste for 'normies'
>Wasn't always like this, only started being really /r9k/ in 2015. Wish all the autists would just kill themselves desu
There is no formula for generating the authentic warmth of love. It cannot be copied. You cannot talk yourself into it or rouse it by straining at the emotions or by dedicating yourself solemnly to the service of mankind. Everyone has love, but it can only come out when he is convinced of the impossibility and the frustration of trying to love himself.
>Girlfriend lent me her old phone because my phone broke
>Find a video on it of her sucking off her ex
>Feel sick, nearly over react and dump her
>Calm down and realise its not her fault
The guys dick is clearly bigger than mine, could anyone give an estimate of the size?
I was happy with my 6x6 but his looks bigger.
Also how do i get over this sick feeling, in my head I'm like "that fucking slut" but it's not unusual to give your bf a bj.
Its messing me up tho any advice would help
>she kept the video
good on you for dumping her
>i post in /lat/
AJAJAJAJAJA EL CHICANO UNA VELA LOS AMIGOS CHICAGO CHICANO
You know why /lit/ is by far more retarded than /b/?
Cause /b/ is conscious about its own lack of quality, of anything great, of reason, sense, judgment; you name it. You go there expecting shit, and shit you get.
/lit/, on the other hand, is full of pretentious anons and kids of all ages trying to live "a literary lifestyle" and argue about "deep subjects", trying too hard to explain nothing and seem intelligent, when in fact you're not better in any sense. Its exactly the same shit, just that it comes in a different envelope.
tl;dr /b/ is honest shit and /lit/ pretentious shit.
>You know why /lit/ is by far more retarded than /b/?
>Cause /b/ is conscious about its own lack of quality, of anything great, of reason, sense, judgment; you name it. You go there expecting shit, and shit you get.
>/lit/, on the other hand, is full of pretentious anons and kids of all ages trying to live "a literary lifestyle" and argue about "deep subjects", trying too hard to explain nothing and seem intelligent, when in fact you're not better in any sense. Its exactly the same shit, just that it comes in a different envelope.
>tl;dr /b/ is honest shit and /lit/ pretentious shit.
How'd you feel about it?
My gf is amazing but I have the opportunity to fuck someone who will literally fulfill my every fantasy. I feel like this opportunity won't come along again in a very long time
>How'd you feel about it?
Fine desu. She didn't find out and I got to have mental hotel sex with another girl. Always assumed you'd feel guilty, but Inever really did. It was a bit stressful to begin with, paranoid that she'd find out but she never did.
opposite happened to me lad
>talk with something of a german accent
>decide to impersonate the local culchie accent
>two years later dont know anything else
Yeah that's pretty much how I imagine it.
Seems a bit odd la
Basically being the submissive one instead of dominant I've had to be with every girl ever
>Cheating on your "amazing" girlfriend just because you can with some slag
>3 friend just got engaged
>still a virgin watching fucking speedrunning on twitch
although I'd probably kill myself rather than marry one of them 2bh
Can't say it enough...Many people think that a suicide attempt is a selfish move because the person just does not care about the people left behind. I can tell you that when a person gets to that point, they truly believe that their loved ones will be much better off with them gone.This is mental illness not selfishness. TRUTH: Depression is a terrible disease and seems relentless. A lot of us have been close to that edge, or dealt with family members in a crisis, and some have lost friends and loved ones. Let's look out for each other and stop sweeping mental illness under the rug. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my family and friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. Hope to see this on the walls of all my family and friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy and paste this one, no sharing. To copy simply hold your finger on the text and the copy option will appear. Click on it. Then click on your status and paste will appear. Thank you
>She won't kick me in the bollocks to get me started, so I'm entitled to an affair
my mums childhood friend is visiting from australia
she's fit as fuck lads. think my mum is mid 40's so she must be the same age
never looked at a woman so old and thought that i would before
>Its hardly an affair, I'm not married
>tfw mates are all starting to get married/start families
>mfw i won't for at least another decade cause i'll be travelling around like a tinker still
Anyone seen The Man in the High Castle?
>Anyone have the link to the Isis executing the British hostages?
Watched the first episode and it seemed alright but worringly slow for a pilot episode
Why can't the BBC make drama we a bit of comic book escapism like this. Why do things have to be period dramas or gritty detective series
Sorry, didn't realise this was a swish gig.
rate my skills lads
>Back to work tommorow
>all I did for christmas was play ps4 and shitpost on /brit/
>you will never fuck Tia Carrere in her prime
Just fuck my hopes and dreams up
Spent the entirety of the holiday being productive and contributing towards my future.
Can't tell anyone at work though because of the lower class crab mentality.
Just going to tell them I got shitfaced every day haha
Trying to breed my Japanese shrimp lads. Bit of a pain 2bh
It's fucking mental; told them I updated my CV once and it was the talk of the fucking work that I hated everyone because I was looking for a new job.
Literally can't comprehend them.
Good news lads. The up part of my mania is setting in just in time for my return to uni. Going to be oozing joy and confidence and charisma until at least Thursday at this rate. Reckon I'll get a nice wee invite from a qt out of this.
>i dislike lush green grass and the solitude of nature as i ponder life's mysteries whilst hitting a little ball to its goal.
>just google germany to see if @53054682 was true
>3 articles appear in the little news section of the SERP
>these are the top 2
>not that different
m8, a slice of pizza is about...1.50 €, 2€ at maximum.
I even was told that my cousin was robbed by Pakis when he was at school. After changing London "zones", he had to choose the best high school, or what the hell he is doing right now, because some neighborhood schools were totally occupied by micro-criminality and bullies.
Seriously, I was not relaxed at all while listening to these things. It was...scary, albeit I went to the most famous liceum in Florence.
Was it all true or is my cousin a liar?
Reminder that the dindu leading the #Rhodesmustfall at Oxford is literally on the Rhodes shcolarship. A scolarship that is funded from wealth generated from land Rhodes left to the foundation in his will.
A foundation he created to allow africans to attend Oxford
>unexpected item in bagging area
>please wait for assistance
Just got this prime spacious london flat lads it's a steal at £1000 a month. Bit annoying I can't drink alcohol as it's in a sharia controlled zone but that's a small price to pay for living in such a vibrant community.
I'm working at Tesco part time but that's only till I graduate from my graphic design degree and become a famous London artist.
Stuck in Belfast city airport lads cos my car battery died while I was on holiday grrrrrr lol
Here's one example:
>accidentally scan item twice
>have a fucking nightmare spending a good minute trying to cancel the item
>finally cancel it
>put card in
>start entering card number before it's been fully recognised
>fuck up number input
>cancel and do it again
>middle aged bloke behind me giving me condescending stares (that admittedly I deserved)
>finish purchase and walk off
In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties. But when the law conceded women equal rights with men it should at the same time have endowed them with masculine reasoning powers. What is actually the case is that the more those rights and privileges the law accords to women exceed those which are natural to them, the more it reduces the number of women who actually participate in these benefits; and then the remainder are deprived of their natural rights by just the amount these few receive in excess of theirs: for, because of the unnaturally privileged position enjoyed by women as a consequence of monogamy and the marriage laws accompanying it, which regard women as entirely equal to men (which they are in no respect), prudent and cautious men very often hesitate before making so great a sacrifice as is involved in entering into so inequitable a contract
Old schoppy wrote this stuff 170 years ago yet men still let themselves get ruined by marriage
>it's a northerner who doesn't understand basic economics thread
do condoms need to be approved at a self service checkout in tesco?
>friend is a successful model
>lives in an apartment with 6 other models (2boys 4 grils) that literall overlooks Central Park
>gets paid to go to parties dressed head to toe in designer gear, literally just to look good
>has met Karlie Kloss and CARA
>regularly fucks model slags
>is making a bomb from all the work he's getting that he's dropped out of uni
>I'm sitting in my cold bed and have to get up at 5am to start work on my dissertation, the topic of which I wholeheartedly regret and hate
I see the temperature is low
I think there's something you should know
It's Irish weather that's to blame
But the sun is out, and the cold shall be tamed
Traveling home from Dublin city
Five times already this week, a pity
In Enfield service station now
My mind is set to find some chow