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ENGLAND edition

NOT welcome:
pakis
niggers
apologists/admirers of aforementioned subhumans
lefties
cucks
scots
idiots
druggies
ameriboos
anythingaboos

get fucked reddit spastics
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>Why have you got your shirt on at the beach anon haha?

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Ritsu
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Karen is cute!
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>>53047924
VERY good OP
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>>53047892
>everyone who doesn't like sushi is a northerner
'no'
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third for sharia law
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>>53047997
>/r9k/
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marina
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>>53047997

because i burn easily
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crayon pop
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>Why yes I do believe taeyeon is the best member of snsd
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any good 2016 memes to be made aware of lads?
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Karen
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>>53047892
>>53048020
Northerners get enough raw fish as it is wahey
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>so anon how was your NYE?
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>>53048020
t. Troglodyte
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>apple are nasty evil capitalists
>but im ok my iphone was 2nd hand lol!

https://twitter.com/AlexJVCochrane/status/683676887189733376
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>>53047997
>tfw pectus excavatum
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i feel like British.

i look like Pierce Brosnan, root for Stoke City.

can i be your member?
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what do you mean by Bieber is not a bad song
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>>53048076
t was good
got a gf and we cuddled and watched Parks and Rec
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>>53048077
I'm from Oxford
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>have to go to work tomorrow
>sick

the worst feel
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>>53048101
Pierce Brosnan isn't British though.
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>>53048092
>If we lived in a communist society, Sara and her ilk wouldn't have a platform like twitter to spew their shite on

Almost tempting senpai
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>>53048101
yes
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>>53048101
Pierce Brosnan is Irish, just saying
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>>53048154
Just use one of your sick days
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>>53048101
fuck off t*rk roach
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LITERAL Paki reporting
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>I'm from Oxford
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>>53048218
where is yo neck my mayne
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She's going to text me tomorrow. I'm going to ignore her and then she's going to bitch at me on Tueday. Couldn't be fucked anymore lads.
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>>53047921
why bother? the books will be fucked anyway
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>northerners are X
>southerners are X
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>>53048215
If you're the usual UAE lad who posts ITT occasionally then I really don't mind your presence.
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>best kpop group
>not orange caramel
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how can you believe in god, in this godless world
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>>53048201

hehe
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>>53048148
Honestly feel bad for you lads.
Riots when?
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>>53048158

i know. he is a cuck leftie scum but i look like him. best Bond was Roger Moore. Connery was another cuck and Craig endorsed Idris Elba's Bond speculation.

lmao what's next? a Paki gay Bond? stand against this leftie bullshit Albion!
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>>53048243
>She's going to text me tomorrow.
wish this was me
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>>53048092
/r/ing that picture of her when she's meeting different socialists and always comments on her looks in each Tweet
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>>53047924
There will be literally no one left to post in this thread.
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>>53048218
Oxford is full of yank summer school girls in the summer looking for English cock, how does this make you feel?
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need a jgf 2bh
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>There are '''''''''people''''''''''''' ITT who don't find pic related appealing

Mind. Blown.
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>>53048250
i am but i don't post here anymore. it's too depressing. i just came here to get a few (You)s
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Charles~
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>best Bond was Roger Moore
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>>53048258
>more like memest kpop group
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Daily reminder that the left despise you, your family and everyone you love

http://youtu.be/IKf8d4Y-NlM
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>>53048258
Bestie are my personal favourite desu
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Azusa
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>>53048272
>Craig endorsed Idris Elba's Bond speculation
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's not even that Idris Elba would be bad at a character like Bond, it's that it's an established character
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>>53048272
big dris is based though
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>>53048337
I'm quitting tomorrow too haha

I used to banter you for your bad music taste. Apologies.
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>best kpop group
>not orange caramel
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>>53048330
why would anyone care? foreigners do the same thing at our universities
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>>53048336
Doesn't look very filling, and where's the gravy?
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>>53048356
The best bond was objectively Brosnan

warning: if someone tries to assert otherwise then know that they ARE JF
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niggers
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>>53048419
Macri
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>>best kpop group
>>not orange
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>see the thing about crumb cakes, is that you have to focus on the crumbs as well as the cake
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>Irish James bond
Why was this allowed?
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>>53048364
lmao what a baby

loving Dimblebot's tie
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>>53048407
always found the PB films a bit too meme
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>>53048389
no worries lad. it's just banter innit
good luck. see ya around
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>>53048395
Do literally thousands of British girls go to one city in burgerland for summer school?
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>>53048393
>best kpop group
>sub-unit

don't trigger me like this la
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>>53047924
>didn't mention Yanks
CRASHING THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>53048399
takes about 20 pieces to fill me up as a dinner 2bqh

The Gravy is out picture and consists of soy sauce and wasabi paste
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>>53048330
Sounds good to me. Anything that gets American youth away from toxic American culture and weakens the Jewish hold on their psyches is a positive in my book (as long as the "English" are actually English and not niggers or Pakis, natch).
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>>53048384
>>53048386
Good lads
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>>53048384
Next bond will be Cavill and he's literally perfect for the role.
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Black people literally scare me.
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>The best Bond was a Paddy
How does this make you feel lads?
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moz
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>crayon pop
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>>53047924
ah love this picture nothing like being hot, eating lots of protein packed food first thing in the morning and washing it down with a continuous flow of pints and being obese.

All thse things lead to the one most manly and British activity I can possibly imagine, which is doing big, somewhat strenuous poos.

God Save The Bloody Queen
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>>53048464
fair

>>53048451
part of the peace process
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>>53048364
common people are so embarrassing
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>>53048491

>not Fassbender

>be Sean Connery
>perfect James Bond
>donate a lot of cash to sc*ttish kurds
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>>53048469
wew lad those are some ugly klassies
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>>53048469
stop posting this shit webm
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>>53048451
Cos Pierce Brosnan was a sexy bastard ngl
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>>53048467
if you added it up we prolly have more exchanges from the UK than the other way around, even still, i dont care who american women are fucking. that's literally a rasheed mentality.
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>>53048505
Rorke
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>>53048447
literally me
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>>53048486
>Anything that gets American youth away from toxic American culture and weakens the Jewish hold on their psyches
You're just going from one hole to another.
Don't forget who also started "higher education".
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>>53048469
The best K-pop group is The Wonder Girls
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>>53048573
Very good lad
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>>53048364
>I'm homeless and jobless
>No you're not, you fucking racist goy
>Everyone applauds
Fantastic.
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>>53048543
delete this
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>>53048501
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Just called my mum a Gaijin for not preparing blue-fin tuna sashimi for dinner. baka
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>>53048469
>>53048048
>>53048051
>>53048501
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>>53048613
want to nosh on rainas roast beef pussy and sweaty arsehole
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>>53048364
to be fair it is utter shite that immigrants are given council housing whilst we have homeless
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>>53048364
Fucking disgusting. That fat socialite tho
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>>53048494
t. cornwall
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>>53048579
Europe has its problems but they are not mental Jewish slaves the way us Yanks are, except to the extent that they absorb American propaganda by osmosis. Multiculti ideology is of a very different kind in Europe.

As to your second statement: ?
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>>53047924
>lefties

overthrow saxe-coburg und gotha dynasty Ñ‚bh, you guys need your own lenin, he had problem with them in russia too
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gonna do a poo and fantasize it's a shemale pulling her fat cock out me arse 2bh
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>>53048642
absolute screamer of a post
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>>53048642
all me
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>>53048642
VERY good gimmick. needs a revival
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>>53048330
>>53048467
>This autist again
We really need to talk about your shitposting m8
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>>53048302
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>>53048498
Awful
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>tfw you will wake up one morning and there WILL be a woman/non-white James Bond
reeeeeEEEE
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>>53048531
Sean Connery wasn't smooth and charming enough. Pierce Brosnan looked like a plastic model. Henry Cavill is the perfect inbetween. Did you see him in man from UNCLE?
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that feel when no Alex gf
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>>53048699
>Jews aren't in Yorop
good one
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>>53048724
>we
>JF
naff off
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Was barely any washing to be done

back on schedule

>>53048075
underrated post
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look at all those legs lads wew
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>>53048732
Cheers la. Always makes me chuckle to see a leftie girl being revealed as a hypocrite
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Want an escort who looks like Shione Cooper
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>>53048743
pls just no..
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what's the difference between a catfish and an italian?

one's a filthy, scum-sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
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want to suck the sweaty soft armpits of a japanese girl
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>>53048364
this is good, you white british need to atone for your sins. your empires misdeeds proved to me that there is no higher power in this universe.
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>>53048756
They are all fleeing to Israel due to increased Muslim presence, which is probably the only upside to the whole rotten situation.
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thank fuck i'm getting a new job in february
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ONE (HUNDRED) JOBS
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>>53048791
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>wake up in america
what do lads
it happened again
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>>53048804
>wanting mudslims instead of kikes
meh I don't know.
But nah, they have to tend to their assets.
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>>53048772
wew, pretty high standard here.
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>>53047924
that picture always cracks me up

why is it that all trashy isolationist english tourists are always from manchester?
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>>53048791
But both can be found at the bottom of the ocean...
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>>53048865
honestly just care about the legs lad
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Who sex pest here?
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What's your New Year Resolution lads?
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>>53048867
irish weather
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>>53048914
be more of a lad
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>8 years retail experience
>can't get a job in McDonalds
What the fuck do employers even want these days?
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Yer da wants to push a live seagull up his arse by the beak and pull off its wings and feel it go mental as he shoots his muck onto a plate.

hahaha Limmy!
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>>53048914
/gf2016/ of course.
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>>53048724
No, YOU need to fuck off back to /cum/
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>>53048914
stop wasting my life on 4 chan
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>>53048914
1080p
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>>53048914
going to stop being lazy and doing takeaways a couple of times a month
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>>53048914
Wank less
Drink less
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what are scottish girls like?
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@53048857
@53048919
awful posts
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>>53048914
i dunno. ask this girl out i guess. she'll prolly reject me though tbqh.
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>>53048772
>Emelie Nereng will never be my gf
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We spent thousands on the education, housing, healthcare of this paki bastard
http://www.zerocensorship.com/t/uncensored-isis/210860-isis-shooting-execution-british-executioner-threatens-david-cameron-video#axzz3wDE3dtZ7
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>>53048914
Get a gf
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>>53048968
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>>53048914
wew, I unironically completed /gf2015/ so the only thing left to do in order to become full FONT is stop posting in /brit/
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senait
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>>53049029
looks like a man.
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>>53048937
A degree

>>53049039
Rolling desu
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>>53048914
don't bother making them

you shouldn't need an arbitrary date to pass to make positive changes in your life
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>>53048914
go back to ireland
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>>53049013
new jihadi john?
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daily reminder this is who you are posting with
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>>53048968
Unhealthy and crass
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>>53048937
machine operating experience
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Leftism is consumption not a political movement
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>What the fuck do employers even want these days?

>A degree
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>>53049044
Stopping posting in /brit/ is easy compared to getting a gf
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>>53049093
Stop posting this picture of me please
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>>53049039
>no east asians

truly the master ethnicity

rolling
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remember the /brit/ test we used to make jfs take before being allowed to post here?

i propose we bring it back
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>>53049039
Jilian best girl
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*fssst*
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>>53049039

Rolling
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where the fuck are his ears?
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>>53049039
Roll
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>>53049093
that is a famous meme from /b/ you cretin
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>>53049134
shes 18 but looks younger nice
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>>53047924
That image bothers me. The hooligans tend to be
Scottish while the English tend to be sissy looking drunk chavs that wouldn't even hit a fly
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>that is a famous meme from /b/ you cretin
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don't like roll posts

hereby declare roll posts don't add to your (you) count

don't think they should be allowed anyhow
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>>53049135
69p
scots
something something
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>>53049115
she was interested in me so I didnt have to do anything
but Im really weak willed and break promises to myself all the time so it will be hard
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>>53049013
He'll soon see the sharp end of a guided missile la
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>>53049039
Lets go
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>>53049093
>still falling for the ruse
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>>53048867
>>53049183
we get it, brits go to spain and be tits and you all have your own anecdotes
not interesting lads
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>>53049186
They're pointless anywhere but /b/ tbqh because it's too predictable what you'll get
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Making dino nuggs
Who wants some?
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>>53049039
rolling for lauren
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>>53049183
t. Scottish Chav living in Southern Spain
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>>53049206
2 >>>>>>>>>> 8 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest
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>>53049183
can't tell if which of the one in two that has a job this is
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>>53049039

rolling for 70-2
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>>53049220
>>53049039
>druggy with blue hair

weak
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Reminder that if you one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
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ahh good high quality discussion going on right now
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>>53049206
1
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what's the difference between Scottish Labour and SNP?
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>>53049143
i'm a loyal GAEL to the HIGH KINGDOM OF IRELAND
GOD SAVE IRELAND LAD
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>>53049273
missing:
>le_smug_man.png
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>>53049206
Need my willy in 2 right fucking NOW
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trying out these new nightmare goggles lads
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>>53049239
JILLIAN GET
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@53049273
Genuinely the weakest gimmick in a long time
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>>53049273(You)
Good post
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>>53049273
are you also the lad who puts the cheap gadgets on websites and gets people to call to your abandoned house opposite you?
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Rolling
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>>53049311
what does everything look like?
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>>53049247
2>8>9>6>0>3>5>7>1>4
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>>53049368
Roll
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about to flip a nut
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>>53049226
I didn't ask for your opinion you little pussy ass faggot

Anything is more interesting than your half assed banter.
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>>53049368
rerolling
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>so what working experience do you have?
>I have a piece of paper that cost me 27k
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>>53049368
yeah sure
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>>53049440
best girl
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>>53049425
>tfw degree from edinburgh uni that cost me the same as a janitor's yearly salary x4
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>>53048732
Holy shit Owen Jones is such a manlet
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>>53049368
going hard
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rate the new specs lads
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Melanie Phillips should be our PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3QzfrnsQkE
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>fiscally conservative, socially liberal
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tried to block 4chan on my router but i couldn't so i'm back
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>>53049368
rolling
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>>53049273
>Missing out on content
wew
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>So, what skills do you have?
>I can sell lonsdale trackies to any cunt tbqh
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>>53049231
Get em while they're hot laddies!
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>>53049525
get yourself permabanned
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>>53049515
>hey everybody let's laugh at the ugly man hahaha
pretty despicable lad
>>
DO

THE

STANKY

LEG
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alri
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>the scotch unironically think they are a beacon of progressivism because they have "free" tuition
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>>53049226
>>53049246
>>53049252
t. sissy faggots
>>
Karen fucks pakis
>>
>>53049606
Rasheed
>>
>>53049587
amazing
>>
>>53049368
Rolling for Ashley
>>
>>53049589
>mfw English taxpayers paid for my top-tier tertiary education and now they pay for my bennies

Thank you English wagies!
>>
>>53049589
*that they can't afford
>>
>>53049565
ill just evade it
>>
>>53049595
i will join you soon in shitposting with that flag spanon
>>
>>53049587
*high fives you*
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>I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxoHX9Z51qw
GOD SAVE IRELAND
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>>53049713
cornwall
>>
Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side. [The Dark Lord raises his arms, and lightning bolts shoot out, surrounding Yoda. Yoda is picked up and thrown across the room, hitting the wall and sliding down in a crumpled heap. Darth Sidious chuckles]
>>
Got an absolute TITANIC willy lads
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>putting some vocals on top of a VIP mix of a track you made a year ago and releasing it under a different name
Don't do this to me.
>>
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>>53049675
Good luck. 2/3 of Brits never come back home.
>>
>list of things i can be bothered to do:
>
>>
What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
>>
haven't enjoyed a single meal today
>>
>>53049757
>Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side. [Jar Jar Binks raises his arms, and lightning bolts shoot out, surrounding Yoda. Yoda is picked up and thrown across the room, hitting the wall and sliding down in a crumpled heap. Darth Jar Jar chuckles]
>>
>>53049788
really fucking nerve wracking lad
absolute hard on killer
>>
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>>53049757
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes lightsaber*
>>
just done a line of ket
>>
>>53049862
ket this madman out of here
>>
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>>53049713
>>
>>53049853
That's so fucking wierd
>>
>>53049039
need linda in my life
>>
>>53049862
giz a bit
>>
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post yfw you spot a large bunda
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>>53049891
>A tiny tiny willy
Confirmed for Cornwall then
>>
>>53049823
Forgot your hatman pic lad
>>
>>53049853
alri delete this
>>
>>53049862
what is ket like, I've never done it
>>
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wife's son just sent me this
>>
just done a line of kev
>>
>>53049891
>A FUCKING CREASE
>>
>>53049957
cold out
>>
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>>53049891
>what is a fold
>>
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sipping a cup of this
>>
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lol
>>
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lads
>>
>>53049949
I want to see things in its bumhole
>>
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>>53049932
>>53049963
>>53049990

I'm just baiting her in to posting more pics
>>
I did lots of lines at school, I was proper naughty lol
>>
>>53049986
Bantered
>>
>>53050013
thats a big head
>>
>>53049713
don't
>>
>>53049986
Ouch
>>
>>53049994
good lad
>>
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>normie intelligence
>>
Just realised that 50% of my sitcom is monologue.

Need to write a character to serve as a friend I think but writing a friend would invalidate the whole loner autist thing.

Not much idea of what to do
>>
>>53049773
will be in madrid lad, not #ontour and ya hablo un poquito de la lengua
>>
>>53049996
kek, wonder how long he lasted.
>>
>>53049861
[Palpatine approaches a stunned Yoda] I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. At last, the Jedi are no more.
>>
>mums spaghetti

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1451843166789.webm
>>
>>53049996
Cornwall's life
>>
>>53049994
good taste
>>
just did a line of kek
>>
>>53050023
>her
Oh my sweet summer child
>>
>>53050023
how fucking new are you?
>>
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/117137

sign lads
>>
what was the last foreign country you were in and how long ago was it
>>
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
>>
>>53050161
spain, october

why?
>>
>>53050161
germany, a day
>>
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>>53050132
>>53050146
>>
THIS
IS
MY
LAST
RESORT
>>
>>53050161
France in august
>>
>>53050161
spain
came back 23rd
goin back soon
>>
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>>53050048

>retail management

Dumb as a bag of rocks yet she will shag her way into a good job or get a guy to provide for her, women just live such easy lives it makes me sick
>>
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>>53049994
earl grey with no sugar or milk has found itself as a preference lately.
>>
>>53050161
Finland, last year exactly.
>>
>Nottingham Trent ''''University''''
>>
>>53050161
France, 2 weeks ago
>>
>>53050161

Japan less than a month ago
11 countries since the start of August
>>
>>53050161
Was in Catalonia (Not Spain) last September.
>>
>>53050076
um what
>>
>>53050161

Germany in December
>>
>>53050240
nottingham trent is part of the jimmy rustle group lad don't chat shit
>>
[Yoda unleashes a ferocious assault on Palpatine, causing him to almost go over the edge. The Dark Lord drops his lightsaber but recovers with a blast of energy from his hands that surrounds Yoda. Yoda is deflecting the Sith Lord's lightning bolts.]
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>Japan less than a month ago
>>
>>53050082
enough bullying la
>>
>>53049039
Roll
>>
>>53050161
portugal god knows how many years ago
>>
>>53050211
>Implying that she will even have to shag her way there
>>
>>53050069
>>53050297
this is tense asf what will happen next lads
>>
https://twitter.com/Harryslaststand/status/683717801572495362
>>
Absolute vile staff two boy's who work in sports direct Llandudno one with a beard,I asked for there help to find some trainers he told me to shut up and don't talk to him like that I replied I'm only asking you to do your job and didn't speak to you in any way he then said I will throw you out in a minute I answered go for it .he said I will take you out side.I said I'm not going I've done nothing wrong I'm paying for my shoes,he said I will get the police I said get the police and let them see on the cameras how they have spoken to me both boys answered laughing there is no cameras in this store,I said I don't need this craps I've just lost my partner and my kids have lost there dad and they laughed in my face and said you look like a dole dosser ,have a merry Christmas on your own.these people are absolute low lifes
>>
>>53050211
>t. Male
>>
>>53050275
i think you were actually in spain lad catalonia isn't a country
>>
>>53050161
Male, Maldives
>>
northern apes deserve everything they get
>>
>>53050161
USA last year for a week to ski
>>
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>>53050161
Mexico, December 2014
>>
>>53050049
haruka ayase is mai waifu
>>
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>haruka ayase is mai waifu
>>
>>53050354
Why didn't you go to one of the islands?
>>
>>53050321
is this you www.reddit.com/user/sossige
>>
[The Dark Lord raises his arms, and LIGHTNING BOLTS shoot out, surrounding YODA.
YODA is picked up and thrown across the room, hitting the wall and sliding down in a crumpled heap. DARTH SIDIOUS chuckles.]
>>
>>53050365
Good taste f@m
>>
>problem with my Mac
>shut it down and turn it back on again
>problem gone, no mess, no fuss

poorfags wish their lives were this easy
>>
>>53050396
because fuck you thats why
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>>53050161
Singapore, about 4 months ago la
>>
>>53049368
Roll
>>
>>53050408
nah lad
i'm not the only rorke in the duchy
>>
>>53050431
YODA: This wasn't supposed to happen, I'm in charge here!
>>
>>53050434
le mac b8 hahaha
>>
getting a boner again lads
>>
Poleaboo is watching South Park
>>
>>53050434
>problem with my Mac
I thought macs just worked
>>
>>53050438
Tell me, they're is literately no reason to go to Mali
>>
>>53047924
new
>>53050445
>>53050445
>>53050445
>>
>>53050466
>boner
foy
>>
>>53050161
funny you should ask lel
>>
>>53050466
good lad
>>
>>53049368
roll
>>
If your uni isn't Russell Group, it's shit.
>>
>>53048914
Not get swooped by a magpie this season
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