/brit/

kill yourself

pakis in

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Senait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anu5yh403Fs

>normies think is House

really hope she texts me today lads

Brit chavslags not welcome

i am the senait

Azusa Nakano

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kpop desu lads

absolutely hate pakis desu

https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1

https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1

TOP MEMERS PLEASE REPORT FOR DUTY

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>Go to the beach
>Wear the most demure swimsuit one could conceive of

Slightly disappointed but Kyary confirmed for PUREST waifu.

Reminder that several known non white immigrants post in /brit/

Why do immigration supporting commies pretend they give a shit about the economy? These people want a cripplingly large welfare state. Our culture is worth more than a 0.1% increase in GDP.

>>53045021
>>53045022
Rasheed

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I can't believe it's not kpop

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>>53045050
good post tbf

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crayon pop

watching Extras

just had a nice comfy 8 min phone conversation with my m8 about nothing in particular

pretty decent having a few good m8s ngl x

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>tfw my mum cut my hair too short..

A commie with an iphone lmao

https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/683677742966128640

>>53045109
Our culture of neo-liberal colonialism is worth diddley squat

I better get at least 1 match in the next 3 days or else I might as well just give up on women tbqh

>>53045109
>be a pro immigration lefty
>suddenly the capitalist economy is the most important thing in the world.
>all the beheadings are worth a 1% growth that doesn't help anyone

>>53045138
she wouldn't look right if she didn't have her bangs

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on my wAAAaaaAay to see my friends
who lived a couple blocks away from me (aaaaaaaaaa)
as I waaAAaAAaaaalked through the subway
must've been about quarter past 3
in front of meEEeee
stood a beautiful honey with a beautiful body
she asked me for the time
I said "itdcostherhernamesixdigitnumberandadatewithmetomorroweatnine"

>>53045206
>1% growth that doesn't help anyone

Spastic

>>53045149
I have really good mates but we literally never talk on the phone or text haha, epic.

>>53044983
>>53045051
>>53045061
>>53045069
>>53045086
>>53045129
>>53045138

pretty awful posts

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>>53045207

>>53045235
all me

ooh phone friend

>>53045235
All me

crayon pop are shit FUCK OFF

no wonder people hate kpop posters you have shit taste

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>>53045158
>mum

>>53045230
Yeah m8 I'm really feeling the benifits. I'm so glad our country is becoming muslim.

When we are going to close the border with Wales?
Fed up of Welsh cunts coming over here and destroying our culture

>>53045109
m-m-muh economy :'(

>>53045270
brilliant post

popping to the shop for crayons

>>53045298
Your browsing the internet on an electronic device, you are very much feeling the benefits of economic growth

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>tfw i still do not have Marina Diamandis as my gf

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>/brit/

more like /shit/ desu

enough of:
-korea
-politics

>>53045351
>not just getting free ones from Pizza hut

>>53045355
government created internet and computers lad, read up on your history ffs

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>tfw no Emily Blunt gf to beat you up

>>53045388
and anime
can't have that either

>>53045367
right
you're not big and you're not clever
so FUCKING DELETE THIS NNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>53045281
But you're wrong

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>I'm so glad we're selling our culture and people down the river and straining our public services. Dat 0.1% growth doe

IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU

>>53045367
ha gottem

LADY
HEAR ME TONIGHT

>>53045421
The government doesn't own 4chan and doesn't make iphones you retard

CANNOT stop farting lads.

>>53045455
https://www.reddit.com/user/sossige
is this u

Just had a mental orgasm lads, literally mind-blowing.

Fucked my new stroker, nicely lubed up and wrapped in a towel nice and snug. About 10 minutes and I couldn't hold back, bust a fucking huge load and I let out an actual 'ohhhh' quite loudly, my legs were quivering too and I couldn't move my dick because my head was so sensitive.

Mental, can't wait to do it again

>>53045205
you a ref or something mate?

Remember that lad on Super Size Me who are nothing but Big Macs? I wonder what the state of his health is now. He seemed OK in the film, if a little pasty and lacking in Vitamin D

>>53045438
paki

>>53045493
a1 post

>>53045485
every time i fuck my onahole my bellend gets so sensitive its actually painful to do anything with it for a few minutes

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Is he, dare I say it, a national treasure?

>hate the evil capitalists
>support the mass immigration that benefits them more than anyone else

just another bit of loony leftism

>>53045475
where did you find this

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>He didn't have one of these

What was it like living in a banter-less household?

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selling a jgf

>>53045485
you're one of those weird freaks that everyone nexts within a millisecond on omegle aren't you

>>53045485
Nothing beats jizzing in a real life vagina, maybe you should try it

>>53045524
he literally is so


easily one of the top 5 British comedians

>>53045454
>Britain needs immigration to grow the economy
>lets ignore the entire imperial height of power where Britain ran the world economy and exported people to boot

>>53045552
I told you £20 mate

>>53045502
Pretty sure he died

>>53045505
pakis love anime

i despise it

therefore: i am not a paki

fuck off paki nonce

fuck kyrgyzstan lads

that shit looks like a dick for sure, facts cannot be racist

>>53045546
>growing up working class

bet you had a stationary caravan

>>53045502
Morgan Spurlock is such a faggot, he couldn't even eat a super size double quarter pounder meal without throwing up

PICK ONE LADS

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6440777

http://strawpoll.me/6440777

http://strawpoll.me/6440777

http://strawpoll.me/6440777

http://strawpoll.me/6440777

if race is an illegitimate social construct why is racial diversity desirable or even possible?

>>53045207
>bangs

Develop testicular cancer, yank.

>>53045629
lefty strawman btfo

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really miss the feelings of the late night
shit we used to do around midnight
hanging on the corner had shit tight
doing all the drugs had to get right

>>53045530
Having an exciting diverse society benefits me

why are slags incapable of not taking naked photos of themselves

>>53045546
I had one in my office, but my Dad got pissed off with it and beat the security guard over the head with it

>>53045554
Don't go on Omegle lad, I was an original wanker on ChatRoulette though

>>53045562
FONT

>>53045518
I don't get pain but it's too much to move

I hate how great of a song Hallelujah is. It makes everyone cover it and there are practically no covers that do it any kind of justice.

>>53045629
Shhh don't resist the doublethink.
Just pay your taxes like a good boy.

>>53045629
They'd say that being illegitimate mean it's wrong, not that it doesn't exist. People are still treated differently based upon their skin colour regardless of how true the idea of race is.

splish splash splosh i'm having a wash hahaha wahey

>>53045596
Source?

As a woman, I often feel isolated from conversations happening within /brit/.

That's why I'm introducing the new 2016 /brit/

Sport, racism. politics, "slags" and non-feminine issues will no longer be discussed in this forum.

Let's not look at this as an end, but rather an exciting new beginning.

2016 /brit/: Welcome home.

>>53045686
>tfw I remember ten or eleven years ago when girls were sending nudes to guys I knew
>Still never received one
Might as well off myself, haha

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>Might as well off myself, haha

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>Scotria

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banging tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgH7qDkJTk

got a real urge to wank lads

what do i do

>>53045761
finally, been waiting to have a decent discussion for once

don't listen to all these guys they're just trolling or venting :) glad to have you here

>>53045761
fuck off slut

>>53045761
What do we talk about then

Although honestly removing political discussion would be a definite step forward

>>53045805
wank

>>53045629
>>53045713
>Britain should accept immigrants because they colonized everything
>America should accept immigrants because they were colonized

he's got a brand new car
looks like a jaguar
it's got leather seats
it's got a CD player

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/hpg/ is a very interesting place lads, it's basically got all the elitism of /mu/ and then extra audiophile autism on top of that

>>53045761
teach us how to knit

>>53045761
what brand of kitchen cleaner do you use?

>>53045621
neither
I started posting on 4chan (just /fit/) in like 2011

Really QT paki girl sitting on the bus, she's dressed like a Caucasian too.

>>53045873
dont want to

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post slags

anyone watch nige this morning on lbc?
that paki lad calling in to say "diversity is our strength" almost sounded like b8

>>53045681

fuck off paki, mass rape and terrorism isn't exciting

>>53045882
>canada should accect migrants because multiculturalism is our culture :)

>>53045965
I mean come on it's twenty-fucking-sixteen

>>53045961
>mass rape and terrorism isn't exciting

Talking about immigration not British colonialism m8

Can't shake this flu

>>53045922

plastered in make up I bet

>literally a Sunday right now
>tomorrow is a Monday
>not even a normal Monday since everyone is off

when will the madness end

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>>53045955
you mean Nigel 'Liar' Farage

kissed a girl last night
we cuddled a lot as well
it was pretty cute

Martin Clunes, Martin Clunes
Nim Nim Nim Nim
Martin Clunes

>lol trade never existed until the EU came along
Best not leave lads

>>53046044
typeface

>>53046010
Not really no

>>53045955
>anyone watch nige this morning on lbc?
Long Black Cock?
Long Beach Crips?
The former seems more likely, though as his wife is German I suspect she prefers an oiled Turkic.

TARS

INITIATING SPIN

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>>53045946
really need to eat charli's arse

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-35216694
>mfw even more pakis are starting to kill eachother

>>53045761
do you prefer tampons or pads? i always thought tampons were for sluts because it involves putting a thing up your fanny

>>53046014
>not even a normal Monday since everyone is off
Fuck off schoolkid, most actual adults are back at work tomorrow

>>53046039
Please tell me you're not that stupid

theres snot in my nose
with a tissue i blows

>>53046061
Enjoy paying more contributions like Norway's has to then

Ayy lads, gonna be visiting me julie in Reading soon. Any dope shit to do in and around the towns there in east berks?

>>53046066

lying rasheed cunt

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I don't do no old hoes
My nigga that's a no no

>>53045761
LOL

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>hey pass me your controller for a sec anon

>>53046127
those lonsdale trackies won't sell themselves ;)

>>53046161
I'm as white as Stephen Merchant

>>53046075
>not recognising the names of british radio stations
fuck off JF

>>53046082
same lad what colour do you think it is

>>53046150
Fuck Reading, tell me more about Malta you twat

>>53046080
TARS COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>53046131
L I A R
I
A
R

>>53046003

Hopefully the SAS put a bullet through your head when you join ISIS, paki cunt

>>53046082
Would rather like to spunk a thick load in her Paki cunt tbqh

winding down with some asmr for the next hour or so
feel free to ask me any questions at all whilst i recline

>>53046176
Fuck off nigger lover>>53046176

>>53046098
>The authorities have changed the name of the street on which the Saudi embassy stands, naming it after the executed Sheikh Nimr

haha

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took this of the gf earlier lads

>>53046150
avoid the oxford road, full of pakis

>>53046217
I'll trade you malta knowledge for a good answer to me question, bruv.

>>53046131
course not, Reddit's just being faggots

who are you listening to m8?

>>53046221
I'm a pacifist so obviously I wouldn't join ISIS

Lads, if we leave the EU, the island of Britain will literally detach itself from the seabed and drift away into the middle of the ocean and we will be further away from Europe and flights to France will take 4 hours. We will be alone and cold in the darkness.

>>53046240
what asmr are you watching lad

>>53046193
Haha! Nice one reddit!!

Back at uni lads ama

>>53046262
SNSD

>>53046263
Aren't you being radicalised by all the bombing of innocent children in Syria?

>>53046194
Are you serious? People with real jobs are back at work tomorrow

>>53046267
We're going to float over to the coast of Florida for cheap flights to Disney World.

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>nvidia shield portable arriving tomorrow
>mfw it crossed the scott boarder just in time to beat their bank holiday

Do I need to disinfect it to get all of the heroin & tenants off it?

>Nigel farage loosened the bolts on his own car wheel.

Does reddit ever hear themselves?

>>53046256
Noted. What else? Greenery like woods and waterfalls n shit, good eats, filthy good-value junkfood, fun shit to do.

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>white pride is racist
>white guilt is expected

Going to vote to stay just to piss off Nige and the kippers

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this rorkeposting gimmick is getting a bit out of hand lads

>>53046262
for
>>53046240

>>53046240
you really just sit there tricking your brain into thinking youre involved in intimacy?
do you even wank over it?

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>>53046252
Last night had me down on my back comatose
don't think sunshades and a pill gon help
Once I'm gone can't tame myself

>>53046343
Fuck off Rasheed

3 hours until my gf gets home, shall I wank or play videogames?

>>53046193
was at my gf's the other day and she was like do you fancy anything to eat with your tea?
so i looked in the cupboard and her mum had bought shit loads of wotsits

I found it properly funny because they are very middle class and healthy, she just apparantly fucking loves wotsits

>>53046352
feels good hehe

waiting for mummy to make dinner
not original man btw

>>53046360
Kill yourself

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382593/SAS-sniper-kills-3-ISIS-bombers-10in-wall-kilometre-away-world-s-powerful-rifle.html

>A source said: 'The armour-piercing rounds had a devastating effect. The bodies of the Islamic State fighters had been absolutely pulverised.

>'One had been decapitated and another had been cut in half. It was a real scene of carnage - but the tactic proved incredibly effective.

Proud of our boys 2bh

>>53046322
near me there's sulham woods. in town there's forbury gardens

>>53046320
>man has attempted to become an MP 7 times
>has failed each time

Hmm yes let's not question his sanity

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRwrwnxSi-o
Funny man

have you ever heard of mukband m8s? it's really weird, korean girls get paid to eat loads of food on their youtube channels and talk shit in their moonspeak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6oXCCp3gVA

>>53046408
Not an option

>>53046389
>I found it properly funny because
you have a terrible sense of humour

>>53046412
i enjoy people dying also :) serves them right for... something

>Britain will never have a Donald Trump
>Our leaders will ignore and turn their back and lie about their communities to brag to the media about how diverse we are
I don't know whether to laugh or cry that our police had to cling to the legs of trump when he called out the Muslim areas while our own leaders lie

got a nice hearty bacon, lentil and cabbage stew for dinner lads. comfy as a mother fucker

>>53046458
rasheed

ISIS aren't human

>>53045761

>as a woman no fun will be allowed

>>53046439
where's my right ear gone

>>53046141
I know this is just shitposting, but a reminder that Britain imports significantly more than it exports. Therefore any sort of tolls would hurt the EU significantly more than it would us.

>>53046352
no? i dont have autism im genuinely in it 4 the tingles
medical roleplays are my ting i know it sounds bent but its just the sounds they make with the binaural microphone just about makes me poor old spine melt

>>53046344
>>53046270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjN3w6iU3Qk

What's with all the pakis and lefties ITT?

>>53046415
Both look delightful, you're a star. Anything else?

>>53046478

up your fucking arse you slice of shit

>>53046449
well properly funny is an exaggeration.

but i was pleasantly surprised and i smirked a bit

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>>53046318
>nvidia shield

>>53046439
christ can you imagine her shit after that

filthy

mohamed jasim: UK=thieves

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>PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Cara Delevingne displays her athletic figure and amazing abs in an electric blue bikini as she hits the beach with girlfriend St. Vincent on Barbados beach break
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3382751/Cara-Delevingne-displays-athletic-figure-blue-bikini-Barbados-St-Vincent.html
:^)

>>53046497
afternoon on a Sunday

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>>53046439
>Have I heard of it
Of course la

>>53046470
rorke, kafir aren't human

>>53046458
can't wait until you die, it'll serve you right for this atrocious post

>>53046497
Yo r mum had a night off.

>>53046527
>athletic
>abs

Is this bait?

>>53046507
how
rude

>>53046434
insufferable prat

>>53046434
>that inane american giggling
>coming from the biggest imperialist country in the world

"They're not having that back"
good

>>53046564
no im not looking forward to that at all i just like people dying mainly :) especially non brits

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>>53046318

>nvidia shield
>scott
>boarder

>>53046491
Wow shut up you stupid bigot as soon as we leave the EU will tariff us to shit out of spite

Listening to U2.

>>53046502
there's some restaurants right by St Marys Church. I have never been to any of them so i can't vouch for the quality. If you want shopping try the oracle, the broad street mall and just generally the high street

>>53046494
Really gone off heatherfeather recently for some reason.

Was listening to MissASMR last night.

>>53046597
It's the title of the article, I found it funny

>>53046639
like we would with scotland :)

>>53046527

fridge

>>53046555
D I V A J E S S I C A

>>53046659
Her sister is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYOc5d16eXo

>>53046494
I'm into proper medical examinations, not purposeful ASMR stuff, it's the GOAT

also this playlist is fucking great https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL04EE949EDE160DF6

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>>53046621
>PSP, Dreamcast, N64, PS1, NES, GB/A, etc emulation in 1 package for £100

>>53046684
I lost the 10 rules for dating do you still have them la?

>>53046527
>that body

JUST

>>53046687
very VERY weird

5 hours of euro truck sim incoming

more asmr, less discussion of immigration (which is an undeniably good thing) please

>>53046434
>Implying
They should be grateful for us taking it off their hand, considering the curse that the Koh-i-Noor carries

>>53046670
>like we would with scotland :)
no tariffs mate, it would be favours galore - 1 nuclear base is worth 0% on cross border alcohol tax or whatever and so forth.

>>53046728
Which you can already do on a toaster
Enjoy your hand warmer.

>>53046768
the opposite of this please

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>>53046467

sounds really good lad

>>53046768
ASMR is autistic af.

>>>/r9k/

>>53046768
asmrfags confirmed for pakis

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>>53046768
Hailey~

>>53046768
pakis out
tingles in

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>the "dumb" people in my class think I'm really funny
>the "smart" people in my class think I'm very intelligent

Can funny guys get girls? I keep thinking they are more likely to just be friendzoned

>>53046813
Pakis are autistic
>>>/reddit/

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>manager at jjb

>>53046659
>>53046687
went off the whole thing in general recently, too many slags smacking their lips into the mic
if anything talking just puts me off, if someone was whispering in my ear like that id nut em

>>53046852

>dumb
>smart

fuck off yank

>>53046647
thanks a lot for your help mate. Got 5 days, want to relax and enjoy my trip. Are there any recreational things like Archery, horse riding or the like? Outdoorsy shit.

>manager at iceland

>>53046852
Yes, definitely. Assuming you aren't completely repulsive to look at.

>>53046852
I was going to say yes but
>friendzoned

Obviously the reason you aren't getting laid isn't to do with whether you're funny or not

>>53046852
wouldn't mind an Audrey Hepburn gf

>>53046852
>Girl talks to me out of pity
>Have her doubled over in laughter within the hour
>2 days later she's asking me to stay over at hers
And I'm an ugly cunt.

can't wait for Deus Ex:MD desu lads, I hope it's good

>>53046467
Give recipe, mun

>>53046891
not sure on archery or horse riding. You could probably something like if you tried. There is a rowing club and shooting school though

>>53046945
Reddit please go away. Please.

>>53046945
When it's coming out?
Need to play the original 2bh

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>Girl talks to me out of pity
>Have her doubled over in laughter within the hour
>2 days later she's asking me to stay over at hers

I consider myself a hardcore gamer.

Karen fucks pakis

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>>the "dumb" people in my class think I'm really funny
>>the "smart" people in my class think I'm very intelligent

>>53044983
How does it feel to be a minority in your own country.

>>53046964
>Shooting school
As in clay pidgeon/target shooting? I'd love to go to a gun range, been a while but.. sorry for being stereotypical but guns in england in the open?

>>53047001
>new build properties

>>53047075
explain this

>>53046852
Kathrine Hepburn Best Hepburn

>>53047069
You tell me

>>53047072
malta lad are you any good at water polo

>>53046947

dont have one.

i just fried some bacon till the fat started rendering
then chucked in some onions, carrot, celery and garlic
when they're soft and cooked nicely i add stock, lentils, cabbage and some thyme.
cook for like 20 minutes or until the lentils are tender and wa la

>>53047104
This. Audrey was a known whore

>>53047126
>''''''''''''''''Scots''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''dialect''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>53046972
Never used reddit tbf

>>53046999
August 23rd according to my quick google search

>>53047027
delete

>>53047130
what sort of stock lad

I would vote Trump

>>53047168

>August 23rd

fuck off yank

>>53047126
do they type like that just to spite england or what?

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gf & me

>>53047192
equity

>>53047197
Not American tbf, just copied it as it was written

>>53047173
More please

>>53046890
Fuck off.

>>53046904
Apparently I'm not. I've posted on /soc/ before and usually I get 7's. I know that's pretty decent and yet I still feel very unconfident about my appearance.

>>53046910
I know. But I mean, does me being funny help or hurt my chances?

>>53046914
Same lad, same.

>>53046915
Hm. I do recall that last time I was sad in public, some hot girl was asking me to dance with her and stuff but I was too anxious

unironically voted for corbyn lads

what have we done

>>53047120
We barely do waterpolo lad. We have a team and 2 practice pools I think.

>>53047093
houses built after a certain year aren't built as well as houses before.. i.e. pre war

>>53047192

chicken or veg

As of of tomorrow I'm quitting this foetid cess-pit for good.

t. le ebin pollster A.K.A. Surreylad A.K.A. Runt

>>53047213
me on the right

got my fingers in my arse right now hehe

Why do people eat sushi? It's fucking rank

Capitalist sympathisers are not okay, you are supporting the continued exploitation of the proletariat

>>53047244
should have noticed and corrected it.

fuck off yank.

>>53047302
Sara

>>53047256
understand the general concept la but why did you say it

>>53047130
ah, fair enough. I'd like to make some thick bacon/lentil/cabbage stew/soup, less flavoured water if you get my drift.

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Charles~

>>53047283
It's absolutely delicious and very healthy

Wise up, pleb-scum.

>>53047252
there is often big tournaments held in malta most teams around the world go and play there.. do any scuba diving?

>>53047173
Would love to slap her boobies

was going to make some fried rice later lads but i forgot to cook rice last night

bibimbap it is hahaha

>>53047247
/soc/ always overrates by at least 2 points. Sorry m8.

>>53047282
can I lick them

>>53047283
nah its well good
youre just a pleb

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>>53047246

>>53046841
>I-I'm n-not using my cleavage to get views, I p-promise

>>53047251
Can't wait until he's PM to piss off all the toffs

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>>53047283

>why do people do things i don't like

>>53047247
RON

>>53047283
where did you eat it from?

>>53047247
>I know that's pretty decent and yet I still feel very unconfident about my appearance.

I doubt that you're a 7. Post your pic lad

>>53047283
fresh sushi is a top 10 if not top 5 meal lad

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>>53047302
>le post commie slogans until people come out to say why communism is an abject failure then post fedoras meme

>>53047314
should have noticed my willy and started sucking it tbf

>>53047334
Really? Well I can't even swim lad so there's that. No I don't, fuck the deep oceans we got a fucking statue of jesus in the dark abyss reaching out to the surface covered in dank-ass seamoss, that's some fucking nightmare fuel shit I ain't going down there to give him a hug I'd have a fucking heartattack lad

>>53047344

cook some rice, let it cool, spread it out on a baking tray and whack it in the freezer for 30 mins. will achieve the same effect.

>>53047324
look in the background

>>53047251
>Gets told that he's going to be a disaster
>Votes for him anyway
You absolute madman, haha

lol @ weebs rushing to defend their dream national dish

>>53047435
>lives on island in the Med
>Can't swim

fucking wew lad

>>53047274

runt posting was the best meme of 2015 desu

>>53047283
its good if you get it from a decent place
supermarket sushi can sometimes be rank though, better to buy kits to make it yourself than those shitty boxes that sit on the rack for days

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>>53046803
me and the gf

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>>53047347
I thought they always underrated?

Well regardless of /soc/, I know a few people have genuinely said Im not too bad looking but my problem is that I don't put much effort into looking good.

>>53047395
here

>>53047416
you've totally got the gimmick wrong you stupid leaf cunt
it's just posting tweets from ssara and her mates


stupid leafy twat, do one

>>53047444
haha i see now
thanks la

>>53047358
o-ok but theyre a little dirty

>>53047461
>sushi is only eaten by fanatics
you live in a different reality to the rest of us senpai