>Go to the beach
>Wear the most demure swimsuit one could conceive of
Slightly disappointed but Kyary confirmed for PUREST waifu.
Why do immigration supporting commies pretend they give a shit about the economy? These people want a cripplingly large welfare state. Our culture is worth more than a 0.1% increase in GDP.
on my wAAAaaaAay to see my friends
who lived a couple blocks away from me (aaaaaaaaaa)
as I waaAAaAAaaaalked through the subway
must've been about quarter past 3
in front of meEEeee
stood a beautiful honey with a beautiful body
she asked me for the time
I said "itdcostherhernamesixdigitnumberandadatewithmetomorroweatnine"
>tfw i still do not have Marina Diamandis as my gf
>I'm so glad we're selling our culture and people down the river and straining our public services. Dat 0.1% growth doe
Just had a mental orgasm lads, literally mind-blowing.
Fucked my new stroker, nicely lubed up and wrapped in a towel nice and snug. About 10 minutes and I couldn't hold back, bust a fucking huge load and I let out an actual 'ohhhh' quite loudly, my legs were quivering too and I couldn't move my dick because my head was so sensitive.
Mental, can't wait to do it again
>He didn't have one of these
What was it like living in a banter-less household?
really miss the feelings of the late night
shit we used to do around midnight
hanging on the corner had shit tight
doing all the drugs had to get right
They'd say that being illegitimate mean it's wrong, not that it doesn't exist. People are still treated differently based upon their skin colour regardless of how true the idea of race is.
As a woman, I often feel isolated from conversations happening within /brit/.
That's why I'm introducing the new 2016 /brit/
Sport, racism. politics, "slags" and non-feminine issues will no longer be discussed in this forum.
Let's not look at this as an end, but rather an exciting new beginning.
2016 /brit/: Welcome home.
/hpg/ is a very interesting place lads, it's basically got all the elitism of /mu/ and then extra audiophile autism on top of that
>mfw even more pakis are starting to kill eachother
>hey pass me your controller for a sec anon
Lads, if we leave the EU, the island of Britain will literally detach itself from the seabed and drift away into the middle of the ocean and we will be further away from Europe and flights to France will take 4 hours. We will be alone and cold in the darkness.
>nvidia shield portable arriving tomorrow
>mfw it crossed the scott boarder just in time to beat their bank holiday
Do I need to disinfect it to get all of the heroin & tenants off it?
this rorkeposting gimmick is getting a bit out of hand lads
Last night had me down on my back comatose
don't think sunshades and a pill gon help
Once I'm gone can't tame myself
was at my gf's the other day and she was like do you fancy anything to eat with your tea?
so i looked in the cupboard and her mum had bought shit loads of wotsits
I found it properly funny because they are very middle class and healthy, she just apparantly fucking loves wotsits
>A source said: 'The armour-piercing rounds had a devastating effect. The bodies of the Islamic State fighters had been absolutely pulverised.
>'One had been decapitated and another had been cut in half. It was a real scene of carnage - but the tactic proved incredibly effective.
Proud of our boys 2bh
have you ever heard of mukband m8s? it's really weird, korean girls get paid to eat loads of food on their youtube channels and talk shit in their moonspeak
>Britain will never have a Donald Trump
>Our leaders will ignore and turn their back and lie about their communities to brag to the media about how diverse we are
I don't know whether to laugh or cry that our police had to cling to the legs of trump when he called out the Muslim areas while our own leaders lie
I know this is just shitposting, but a reminder that Britain imports significantly more than it exports. Therefore any sort of tolls would hurt the EU significantly more than it would us.
no? i dont have autism im genuinely in it 4 the tingles
medical roleplays are my ting i know it sounds bent but its just the sounds they make with the binaural microphone just about makes me poor old spine melt
>PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Cara Delevingne displays her athletic figure and amazing abs in an electric blue bikini as she hits the beach with girlfriend St. Vincent on Barbados beach break
there's some restaurants right by St Marys Church. I have never been to any of them so i can't vouch for the quality. If you want shopping try the oracle, the broad street mall and just generally the high street
>PSP, Dreamcast, N64, PS1, NES, GB/A, etc emulation in 1 package for £100
I lost the 10 rules for dating do you still have them la?
>the "dumb" people in my class think I'm really funny
>the "smart" people in my class think I'm very intelligent
Can funny guys get girls? I keep thinking they are more likely to just be friendzoned
went off the whole thing in general recently, too many slags smacking their lips into the mic
if anything talking just puts me off, if someone was whispering in my ear like that id nut em
>Girl talks to me out of pity
>Have her doubled over in laughter within the hour
>2 days later she's asking me to stay over at hers
>>the "dumb" people in my class think I'm really funny
>>the "smart" people in my class think I'm very intelligent
dont have one.
i just fried some bacon till the fat started rendering
then chucked in some onions, carrot, celery and garlic
when they're soft and cooked nicely i add stock, lentils, cabbage and some thyme.
cook for like 20 minutes or until the lentils are tender and wa la
Apparently I'm not. I've posted on /soc/ before and usually I get 7's. I know that's pretty decent and yet I still feel very unconfident about my appearance.
I know. But I mean, does me being funny help or hurt my chances?
Same lad, same.
Hm. I do recall that last time I was sad in public, some hot girl was asking me to dance with her and stuff but I was too anxious
>le post commie slogans until people come out to say why communism is an abject failure then post fedoras meme
Really? Well I can't even swim lad so there's that. No I don't, fuck the deep oceans we got a fucking statue of jesus in the dark abyss reaching out to the surface covered in dank-ass seamoss, that's some fucking nightmare fuel shit I ain't going down there to give him a hug I'd have a fucking heartattack lad
its good if you get it from a decent place
supermarket sushi can sometimes be rank though, better to buy kits to make it yourself than those shitty boxes that sit on the rack for days
I thought they always underrated?
Well regardless of /soc/, I know a few people have genuinely said Im not too bad looking but my problem is that I don't put much effort into looking good.
>not going to the Itsu sale all the time and buying multiple pic. rel. for £3.70 a pop
>that low kcal
maybe in the UK but sushi has been popular here for decades now
I used to be a commie and read a lot of the literature associated with it, then when I got to university I started reading into economics beyond that and it sort of hit home how silly it was, not to mention when you learn more about Soviet history.