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kazza edition
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>de gay
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anime
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downs edition
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kpop desu lads
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blaze it
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More like Kazaa Edition 2bh
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Azusa
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>>53039099
>kazza


muh childhood
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haven't heard from shiplad in a while

hope he's alright
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finally a good edition
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black dont crack edition
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Black girls in

HAHA NOT REALLY
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senait
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>>53039192
you cannot hide
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i want kyary to fart in my mouth
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Sanders posted on his twitter that it was ridiculous that car loans had less of an interest rate than university loans.

Because how dare unsecured loans have a higher interest right?

The man is a fool. And doesn't understand basic economic principles.
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>>53039155
>>53039140
>>53039099
piss off

>>53039156
>>53039141
>>53039157
ayyy
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>>53039253
all me
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>>53039225
He's a socialist so of course he'd think aspects of the capitalist system are ridiculous, and morally, having to spend so much to get an education is ridiculous.
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Azealia
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I thought 2016 was the end of this gook anime bullshit, where the black bitches at??
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Reminder that racism against any race is unacceptable
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>>53039225
desu American universities are fucked, I thought it was expensive over here but they're in a different league
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i want the pakis out and the monarchy abolished
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scouser obviously
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>>53039315
mixed post
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>>53039186
>>53039195
post a full african (not at all mixed white) that does not look chimpish
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>>53039315
Rorkesheed
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Lol my mate liked Five Finger Death Punch on Facebook unironically
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why is /brit/ full of ugly niggers all of a sudden
convinced it's no more than 3 apes wanking each other off desu
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>>53039209
Quaking in my boots
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*holds up spork*
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>>53039136
>de gravy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64
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You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
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>>53039270
>and morally
yes it is immoral to have the government force guarantees on loans, overpay teachers etc.
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Imagine the scene. A public relations office: Farage "look, I've been out of the limelight for a while. What can we do to rectify that?" PR person "remember when your wheel fell off the car back in October. Well, let's pretend it was sabotage and someone was trying to assassinate you" Farage "splendid idea but who is going to believe that?" PR person "there's always the 3,881,099 people that voted for UKIP in the general election. They'll believe anything" Farage "excellent, prepare the press release now!"
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When listening to a band's discography, is it best to start with the latest/most popular album first, or go from start to finish?
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>>53039425
Rasheed
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>>53039425
Rasheed
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Who here /attractedtoallraces/

Never seen a qt abo or eskimo or any of those other small meme races tbf but I'm sure they exist somewhere
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crayon pop
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I'm half-Finnish, AMA
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>>53039302
here
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did anyone save the kentqt nudes from the "leak" earlier?
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We have to stop CONSUMING our culture. We have to CREATE culture. DON'T watch TV, DON'T read magazines, don't even listen to BBC. Create your OWN roadshow. The nexus of space and time where you are — NOW — is the most immediate sector of your universe. And if you're worrying about Michael Jackson or Bill Clinton or somebody else, then you are disempowered. You're giving it all away to ICONS. Icons which are maintained by an electronic media so that, you want to dress like X or have lips like Y... This is shit-brained, this kind of thinking.

That is all cultural diversion. What is real is you, and your friends, your associations, your highs, your orgasms, your hopes, your plans, your fears. And, we are told No, you're unimportant, you're peripheral — get a degree, get a job, get a this, get that, and then you're a player. You don't even want to play that game. You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world.
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>>53039425
paki out
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>>53039469
http://www.tube8.com/asian/backroomcastingcouch---eskimo-emma/27539601/

here lad
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>>53039469
>Who here /attractedtoallraces/
Nobody who isn't a 25 year old virgin.
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>>53039425
What a paranoid faggot. Wish he'd died in the plane crash t b h
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>>53039402
looks like a harlot in this pic
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>>53039469
>that jersey
wood berry
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>>53039513
haha yeah I've taken acid before too, wew, I think I posted it on FB once too and got about 11 likes haha
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>>53039536
paki out
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>>53039469
i'm attracted to attractive girls
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>>53039540
delete this
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Think I might actually be a terrible person lads
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>>53039522
wew, thanks lad. they just look like normal slopes when they're not wearing all those furs and stuff, pretty cool
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I think that people don't understand. As the Firesign Theater used to say, 'Everything you know is wrong.' But that is a very liberating understanding, because if everything you know is wrong, then all the problems you thought were insoluble can be framed differently. And there's a way to take the world apart and put it back unrecognizably.

We don't really understand what consciousness is at the really deep levels. With some of the tryptamine hallucinogens, you see into possibilities where questions like, 'are you alive?' 'are you dead?' 'are you you?' seem to have been transcended. I think people have a very narrow conception of what is possible with reality, that we're surrounded by the howling abyss of the unknowable and nobody knows what's out there.
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>>53039536
Junker
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>>53039536
Rasheed
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>>53039540
not the best choice for a /brit/ meme, since this pic is viral anyway, google reverse it

what made Kev the meme of 2015 was that it was only a thing on /brit/ that spread to other areas
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>>53039498
literally Deludemo
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>>53039540

be serious lad.
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Next month is "Black History Month" in the U.S. and I was thinking of doing something special for my wife's son, but I'm worried he's going to think I'm appropriating his culture.

What should I do?
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>>53039645
Retard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGAn6ddT20
goat comedown track
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Plan for today (03/01/2016) (The 3rd of January, Twenty Sixteen)

-Play some games until 6:30
-Wash the surfaces and any cooking utensils
-Eat dinner
-Make preparations for work tomorrow
-Live at my leisure until 10
-Get into bed and read until 11
-Do a sleep
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>>53039686
child
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>tfw everyone's blaming kentqt on some former namefag

>tfw you know who it actually is
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Took a family member to A&E today
Surprised at how white the hospital staff was.
I probably saw like 30 or 40 people staff members in the hallways and stuff, and I only saw two black guys, one Chinese woman and a Filipino woman
I thought like 50% of staff was supposed to be non-brits?
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>>53039682
>Black History Month
fucking americucks
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Just woke up haha
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>>53039618
yeah true dat m8, i kinda think that we live on a linear timeframe of hard determinism where we're simply outliving choices that are preset for us - on other timeframes we would be doing other things. free will is a soft illusion in that we think we feel we have the choice over the actions we decide on but really, the illusion of choice is already predetermined in itself but it still feels like we have free will regardless of this - if you know what i mean!?!?
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>>53039682
>Yank tries to get in on the gimmick
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>>53039722
We have it as well so don't run your mouth too fast
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>>53039682

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOomxFuHjJQ
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>>53039434
It's probably best to start with the most acclaimed release or if you can get recommendations from someone where to start.

>>53039407
de groovy
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>>53039722
>>53039734
>he doesn't even have "black history month"

How's life in the 19th century?
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>>53039749
haven't heard of it being done anywhere around me
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>>53039749
do we?
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>>53039765
despite ending FUCKING SLAVERY
the rest of the colonies/kingdom don't hold a "month of cucks"
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>>53039787
>>53039749
think it's an inner-city London thing
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>>53039682
embrace African culture
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>>53039800
>using "cuckold" as an insult

Sorry, I thought 4chan was 18+
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>>53039765

black history month is patronising bullshit
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>>53039787
>>53039792
>>53039803
Black History Month, also known asAfrican-American History Monthin America, is an annual observance in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom for remembrance of important people and events in the history of theAfrican diaspora. It is celebrated annually in the United States[1]and Canada[2]in February, and the United Kingdom[3]in October.
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Being a wagecuck tomorrow having been unemployed for 7 months.

Any ideas on what I can talk about to break the ice or what to say?
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>>53039848

i dont remember there being a single mention of it in October.
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>>53039866

cold out
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>>53039848
United Kingdom (1987)
Black History Month was first celebrated in the United Kingdom in 1987. It was organized through the leadership of Ghanaian analyst Akyaaba Addai-Sebo, who then served as a coordinator of special projects for the Greater London Council (GLC) and created a collaboration to get it underway.[10] It was first celebrated in London and has become a national institution.[3]

>First celebrated in London
yep

>National Institution
bollocks, I have never ever been taught such a thing

btw when are we gonna have paki history month?
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>>53039866
bit cold out eh
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>>53039866
Did they ask why theres a 7 month gap in ur cv?
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>>53039866
Favourite anime
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GET IN:

https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
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Just found a more qt black version of Cara lads
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Lads, can I ask you a serious question

What is it that specifically appeals to you about anime?

Why not listen to music, play video games or watch Netflix instead?
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>>53039941
Rasheed
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>>53039866
ask them if they know about crayon pop
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>>53039895
>>53039909
kek

seriously now lads

>>53039910
Yes, they also said 'I guess we don't need to wait for a notice period because you've been unemployed all that time, right?' yet here I am ready for my first day tomorrow
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the water trickling out of the leaky pipe above my window is catching the light of a nearby streetlamp and its making me feel a feeling
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>>53039866
Bring a few print-outs of your favourite memes to show your colleagues
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>>53039848
seems kinda pointless for canada to have a black history month
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>>53039944
I enjoy all four
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>>53039878
I only know about it because the only black teacher in my school used to do assemblies about it every year
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>>53039848
literally never heard of it before now
guess nobody in this country gives a poo, and with good reason
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r8 my chipper order

>chicken fillet burger
>batter sausage
>chips

I'm open to a replacement for the batter sausage
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>>53039981
Then why shitpost anime when you could shitpost the other 3, arguably superior forms of media
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeixtYS-P3s
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35218086
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35218086
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35218086
Rasheed's at it again lads
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>>53039866
Find the talkative ones, they're going to be the most well liked, let them do all the talking occasionally smile, nod & bring up some conversation starter when you know they're running on fumes for the current topic.
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>>53040006
I shitpost music and video games all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8yf8VXe9zo
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>>53039995
>goes to a fish and chip shop
>doesn't order fish and chips

FUCK OFF
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>>53039995
how about battered penis lol get it cause im gonna fucking batter you m8
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>>53039995
>chicken fillet burger
Why. Its a fucking chip shop mate. It needs to be deep fried
The sausage and chips is ok
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>>53039960
wew
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>>53039995
Fish cake
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>>53040039
>fish

eww

>>53040039
m8 pls
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>>53040034
fair play lad
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having a ponk (pot noodle and a wank)
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>>53039944

Autists enjoy anime because the characters in anime display clear and obvious emotions that don't need processing by a healthy brain. Autists find it hard to read emotion in normal humans so anime appeals to them because its easier for them to process.
The bright colours and loud noises also serve as a sensory thing, something which autists have problems with.

Also paedos.
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>>53039944
not really into music, and if i do listen to it it's while i do other stuff
played all my games to death
not into any non-anime programmes that still exist
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>>53039995
>chipper
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>>53040095
>pot noodle
The north ladies and gentleman
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>>53040048
>It needs to be deep fried

it is m8

>>53040112
what would you call it?
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>>53040100
You really should just get baked, and then watch some metal music videos haha

(metal is a good start if you want to get into music, because it's pretty much the anime of music)
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>>53040026
they probably weren't even spying for the UK and they just killed some random muzzies desu, I doubt we'd send people in like that

oh well
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>>53040063
what's this from? it's doing my nut in
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Bit sick of all the conflict in /brit/ t b h, 2016 is the year of a chilled out /brit/ for chilled out, easy going lads so let's all post qt girls and get on with each other, yeah?
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>>53040006
I only shit post anime here just to annoy people like I do with kpop desu, guaranteed replies.
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>>53040149
Didn't they send the SAS in a while ago?
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>>53040160
>so let's all post qt girls

You first
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>>53040138
CHIPPY YOU PADDY TWAT
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had a check and this terms university halls arent ensuite
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>>53040161
Please stop doing that :\
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>>53040160
you start
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>>53040208
Keeeek
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>>53040160
I think most black women are disgusting desu, funny thing is the more Caucasian their skulls are the better looking they are, white people truly are the most beautiful.
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>>53040143
no interest in drugs and they all smell horrible anyway
not listened to metal since i was like 12
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>>53040157
American Beauty
>>53040199
>>53040212
alright i'll start us off with pic related
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>>53040199

its chipper you fucking moron
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>>53040199
you probably call it the halal meat shop lmao
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>>53040160
Good plan desu
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>>53040160
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>Yanks
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>>53040176
They would for hostage situations but I really don't we'd have people on the ground spying for us, especially because we have a good SIGINT agency
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>i actually give a monkeys about the queen
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>>53039995
Never cease to anger Brits. It is what you do best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPKBxnlzMzQ
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drinking a chamomile tea, getting my GABA on haha
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COME ON SEATTLE
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>>53040208
Weak cunt
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>>53040249
more like pic unrelated ahahahaha waheyy
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>>53040250
Eugene

>>53040255
*sole member of the audience coughs*
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>>53040277

so do you obviously
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white women>>>black women
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Wish I had a kyaryposter bf to put my willy in desu.
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>>53040247
fair enough lad, that's your opinion, not going to get mad about it because it's chilled out /brit/, just post some qt white slags for us to enjoy instead of turning your soul bitter with hate
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>>53040301
i'm flabberghasted that people care about her and get all sentimental.
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>>53040277
Who doesn't?
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>>53040350
Post some qt blacks first.
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>>53040295
let me clarify; its not that i have hang ups about it (first year was literally 30 to 1 (one) loo)

its simply that id much rather have an ensuite as then i can take up to 30-40mins playing on iPost, reading, etc

>>53040337
this
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>>53040337
r u a qt jap girl?
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>>53040320
white women>>mixed women>ethiopians>>>niggers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gooks>>>>>>>>cartoons
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>>53040267
>Scottish """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""qt"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>53040357
I don't. I really don't see why people care. It's so inconsequential to everything
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>>53040350
>posting a nigger that openly hates whites

What's wrong with you?
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>>53040399
Understood. You're not first year though are you? Why are you still in halls?
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*takes a big gulp of water*

ahhhhhhh refreshing
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>>53040405
yes but I don't like Americans
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>white women
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I see the temperature is low
I think there's something you should know
It's Irish weather that's to blame
But the sun is out, and the cold shall be tamed

Traveling home from Dublin city
Five times already this week, a pity
In Enfield service station now
My mind is set to find some chow
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Before I kill myself I'm sending my oneitis a picture of my dick which has just cum on a printed picture of her face
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https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1

https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1

https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1


https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1


https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
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>>53040414
did you purchase this image?
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>>53040433
When did she say that?
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>>53040469
did the erasmo exchange so get accommodation when i go back
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>>53040549
spent nearly 5 and half (you)s on it why?
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>>53040508
good post
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>>53040545
only click this link if your antivirus software is up-to-date
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>match personalities with a girl perfectly
>she's attractive
>has a kid

don't know what to do, she's genuinely a perfect fit for me
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So lads, what will be the new word that 4chan becomes obsessed with this year?
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>>53040557
Very jealous.

>>53040474
NOT American you have to believe me. I am かわいい英国人. I can already envision a good life for us in your glorious homeland.
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>>53040573
it's just a minor gimmick i used to have with someone who posted that image

i doubt they remember me
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>>53040632
>has a kid
Just walk away
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>>53040670
>I am かわいい英国人

not all this bollocks again
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got a new gf lads

she's a bit camera shy tho, what you think?
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boasting quite the neckbeard atm lads
gonna shave later
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>>53040632
disregard the memes and go for it if its what you really want
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>>53040632

drown it
be shoulder to cry on
tap it
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wish my willy was very small but my body was really feminine lads
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girl coming to visit me from another country next week
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>>53039483

Nigger shit

>>53039186

Nigger shit

>>53039195

Nigger

>>53039682

Sand nigger

>>53040160

Mix of nigger and spic

>>53040265

Nigger shit

>>53040350

Nigger shit

Is this how modern Europe looks like?
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>>53040716
fuck who is this? i know its from a serial killers collection i've read about it
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>>53040812
bit gay lad
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>>53040822
Yes
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>>53040822
Belarus confirmed for loves kpop
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Why are we so good at war lads
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B
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>>53040834
my gf
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>>53040822
>belarus
>ayy yo wher dum white gurls at nigga pat booty af
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>>53040822

I actively avoided travelling through your country on my trip to Russia and China
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>>53040685

i do remember mate.
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>>53040320
She's attractive. She looks white so she's not predisposed to have a fat behind. She could lose that and tone up in a few weeks easily.
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>>53040508
good post and image
>>53040598
good post
>>53040716
sicko
>>53040655
winkies
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>>53040834
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Ben_Rhoades
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>>53040877

>using wall hacks

hate cheats desu
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>>53040925
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>>53040877
>we
oh did the man shooting the paki make you feel an out of body experience
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>>53040863
We all love kpop here.
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>>53040556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB2IianUrYE
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alri lads
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>>53040953
we as in the UK you FUCKING silly person
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>>53040822
where did this based lad come from?
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>>53040954

lol you can see the scars from the skin graft on her leg used for her cosmetic surgery.
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>>53039995
>no curry sauce

W E W

inb4 'replying to X minute old post....kys'
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>>53040919

Good, we don't like niggers and arabs, Abdulla
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>>53040953
Humza.
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>>53040993
>we
oh did the people living on the island make you feel a multiple personality disorder
>>
wanna cum
>>
Short term goal for 2016 is to make a girl laugh so hard she can't breathe and almost pisses herself.

Long term goal is become a pseudo-normie.

What are you goals for 2016 lads?
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>>53040954
hahah do we? nobody gave me the memo
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>>53041025
Hamish
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>>53041035
dont its nofap2016
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>>53041051

lose virginity to escort
>>
The Master is the worst film I have seen in 5 years
>>
this time tomorrow it could all change
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>>53041051
Listen to tunes
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>>53041051
>almost pisses herself
why not go all the way
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>>53040919
>>53041017
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>>53041025
Good post.
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>>53041051
your long term will be completed by default if you can achieve the short term
you sound like a normie in denial
FONIDT
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>>53041125
I wouldn't want to embarrass her.
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>>53041051
>Short term goal for 2016 is to make a girl laugh so hard she can't breathe and almost pisses herself.
did this before Christmas and it was a surreal experience

don't even think my joke was that funny haha
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>>53041125
want a girl to piss in my mouth
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>>53041127

why is that guy having acid poured on his hand?
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>>53041157
but it's a hot and sharing a moment of intimacy like that will go further towards your copulation than any normie dating rituals
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>2016
>posting slopes

Bit weird
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>>53041051

Short term goal: make a friend who I can message on whatsapp

Long term goal 1: hone my skills in pretending to be a girl online in order to extort money from perverts

Long term goal 2: get a gf, preferably qt
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>when you're interested in albums so unknown that there aren't any torrents and they're not even on Soulseek yet
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>>53041127

You are right - white people must help white people, why do you tolerate all this scum mrom east and africa?
>>
York as a city is good but where does it rank among your Liverpools, Bristols and Nottinghams?
>>
>group chat notifications

FUCK OFF
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>>53041220
Shut up racist
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>>53041161
Last time I did it was November, I think and it was great. I made a really, really shit pun and she lost it. Couldn't speak for a good 7 minutes. People kept asking what she was laughing at and every time she tried to vocalise it, it made her think of it again, and would start her giggle fit over again.

>>53041191
>It's hot
No it's not.

>Pissing yourself is intimate
What are you talking about?
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>>53041210
get them where you found them then
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>>53041251
billionaires out
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>>53041220
Rorke.
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>>53041249
people would only piss in the company of people they felt comfortable with.


>No it's not.

oh wait. FONT
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>>53040929
>She could lose that and tone up in a few weeks easily.
why though
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>>53041207
>hone my skills
Literally takes a feminine handle, a voice modulator and some pics from /soc/. Desperate pervs are incredibly easy to manipulate. Hell, women online are too, even when they're not desperate.
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>>53041220
This belongs in 2015 /brit/ you racist caveman, 2016 /brit/ is chilled out, laid back and broadly tolerant
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started buying adult nappies and pooing myself lads.
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>started buying adult nappies and pooing myself lads.
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>>53041127

Is that how they treat burns?
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Lads, need to wake up 7am tomorrow but my fucked up sleeping cycle means I only sleep when it's 7am

what do
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>>53041249
FONT
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>>53041304
Fuck off abdulla
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>>53041292
where are you discovering them?
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>>53041016
i might get garlic 2bh

but salt vinegar and a bit of ketchup should do the job
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>>53041295
>people would only piss in the company of people they felt comfortable with
I don't think you understand the concept of making someone laugh so hard they piss themselves. It's an involuntary act that they don't want to happen but you're so funny that it's literally impossible for them to contain their biological urges.
>>
>>when you're interested in albums so unknown that there aren't any torrents and they're not even on Soulseek yet
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>>53041328
wake up at 7am
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>>53041220

This is offensive
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>>53041220
Rasheed
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>>53041317
Good lad, very 2016 /brit/, I love it.

How does it feel?
>>
>one of my housemates says he's self employed Web developer

Translation: on the dole
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>>53041346
Youtube uploads by the record label
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>>53041247

>Australia
>No tolerance for foreign culture
>No tolerance to any religion
>Act as pussy and participates in any war due to US command
>Struggles for tolerance
>>
If you believe something, you're automatically precluded from believing in the opposite, which means that a degree of your human freedom has been forfeited in the act of this belief.
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>>53041361
I can't sleep before 7am
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>>53041340
>>>/2015/
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>>53041237
>99 new mwssages

Turn off chat notifications
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>>53041353
yes but my idea works through psychological association

once a woman pisses in the company of a man, voluntarily or not, the relationship is on a new level.


>needing this explained to you
moron
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>>53041411
then you don't need to get up
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>>53041328
Pull an all nighter and go to bed at like 8pm. That's what I'm trying to do.
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>>53041408
>>Australia
>>No tolerance for foreign culture
>>No tolerance to any religion
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>>53041220
>slavs
>white

besides, African qts who prefer white cock are based as fuck.

slopeposting is immature, a bit creepy since they often look like plastic children or aliens, and really it belongs in 2015
>>
>>53041326

depends how bad the burn is
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>>53041387
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/
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>>53041457
THIS
H
I
S

Loving 2016 /brit/
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>>53041443
Yeah, that's not what you said you spastic. You said that you need to be at that new level in order for someone to piss in front of you. Now you're saying that pissing in front of you brings you to that new level. You fucking maroon.
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>>53041297

oh, i know, i've been scamming them for most of this year. made about £2,000 in various "gifts" so far, but i want to get good enough at it to make it a full time job.
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>>53041457
Djemba.
>>
hello
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>2014 /brit/
>no Rasheeds
>no anime posting
>no Chinese slag posting

it's like there's some sort of link
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>>53041518
>what does 'association' mean

when are they schools back
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>>53041491
I need quality and fuck doing that for dozens of videos

I'm just purchasing them on Beatport, it's not ideal (I hate supporting the jews at BP) but it's necessary
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>>53041532
Darren
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>>53041443
>moron
fuck off yank
>>
Business idea: Introduce a subscription membership for /brit/ costing £5 a month
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>it's racist to build a wall to keep Mexicans out but it's OK for Israel to bulk a wall to keep Palestinians out.

Hillary Clinton logic...
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>>53041451

From now on, you are Australia - bitch pussy for US
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>>53041567
>posting yank politics in /brit/
just fuck off
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>>53041549
>I'm just purchasing them
FOB
>>
i am a cleepy caucage
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>>53041567
>OK for Israel to bulk a wall to keep Palestinians out.

there's nothing racist about keeping terrorists out
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>>53041567
rasheed
>>
>>53041567
Israel built a wall because Palestinians kept going into Israel and blowing everything up, stabbing everyone and killing everything
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>>53041528
Then you want to delve into fetishes. There are guys out there that get off on giving women their money. If you find one who's deep enough into it, they don't even need proof that you're a woman. You just tell them to give you their fucking money and they do it.

>>53041547
>when are they schools back
Good questions, maroon.
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post cute tummies la
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>>53041604
I'll be putting them on Soulseek :^)

Only came to 10 quid for the ones I was interested in anyways
>>
gookposting out
jungle fever posting out
high test posting IN
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>>53041457

>Brits
>Mix of niggers, sand arabs, jypsies
>Still think themselves white
>>
>>53041557
moron |ˈmɔːrɒn|
noun informal
a stupid person. we can't let these thoughtless morons get away with mindless vandalism every weekend.
ORIGIN
early 20th cent. (as a medical term denoting an adult with a mental age of about 8–12): from Greek mōron, neuter of mōros ‘foolish’.
>>
eez jus a praaank bro
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>>53041580
your flag looks like a Christmas ornament, you're literally a Russian buffer state, and your relatives smell of piss and vodka

out you go
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>>53041640
link them on youtube
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>>53041649
fat cunt posting out
>>
Who here puts their reason for leaving a job on their CV?
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>>53041652
you just described your heritage kek
>>
You now rememeber Harry Kane
>>
>>53041640
fuck off abominable lovechild of /g/ and /mu/
>>
feel very warm and a bit distant not all there
my bathroom is so far away i am swaying
dude sleep lmao
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>>53041653
>"Moron" was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard
>Henry Herbert Goddard (August 14, 1866 – June 18, 1957) was a prominent American psychologist and eugenicist in the early 20th century
fuck off yank
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>>53041691
>>
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>>53041649
>>
>>53041681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPtM9B2SrFw
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>>53041634
Momo is a qt desu, love how nippy she looks
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>>53041611
>>53041716
r u ok
>>
As a British Muslim, entering these threads on occasion to see if any discussion relevant to our culture is taking place, I am embarrassed by my fellow countrymen, never have I seen such narrow mindedness on any website.

Just remember that the world views you as the pathetic racists you are. I'm done.
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>>53041649
>>
>>53041763
bit tired out
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>>53041757
That album and this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M25RFFoO1I
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>>53041743
crayon shitters out
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>>53041751
dank mene my friend
>>
I wouldn't go in the belarus general and talk shit, I'd never care enough to look in there

why is everyone obsessed with us?
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>>53041680

>Nigger butthurt

Wow, i have discovered a new source of fuel
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>>53041775
>>
>>53041775
fuck off paki
>>
>>53041792
only just got up really desu
how long have you been awake
>>
>>53041802
hows the job
>>
>>53041803
want her make me cum multiple times
>>
I STAND WITH BELARUS
>>
Del man still go halves on a quarter LOL
>>
>>53041757
i can make this in 2 minutes in fl studio with my eyes closed
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>>53041691
12 year old boy bodies

>>>/out/
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>>53041802
No thanks
>>
Our ability to destroy ourselves is the mirror image of our ability to save ourselves, and what is lacking is the clear vision of what should be done... What needs to be done is that fundamental, ontological conceptions of reality need to be redone. We need a new language, and to have a new language we must have a new reality
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>750 word job application due in for midnight
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>>53041731
fuck off mouroun
>>
>>53041864
Alright pham
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>>53041832
since last midnight ish
just been sitting around all day every day since christmas desu feel a right mess but im too exhausted to do anything
gunna stick it out for a few more hours, wake up bright n early tomoz and start being a hard cunt again x
>>
>>53041889
fuck off yank
>>
>>53041915
good luck xo
need to sort my sleeping pattern out for when i go back to uni haha, this semester might be a little bit difficult so i should probably go to lectures
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>>53041837

>qt coworker makes me feel unwelcome every break time I come
>stop bothering and take different lunch break
>she gets upset and now I have to deal with that drama

>managers finally decided I can think and breathe at the same time so they're training me up to learn how to repair and solder with some of the new machines as well as allowing me to do some of the heavy duty microscope investigations

mixed bag la

>>53041866
>>53041865

Haram
>>
>>53041936
We Scots are proud ameriboos

get tae fuck, ya limey bastard
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>>53041960
Literally child
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>Participation in work was shown to be a powerful ingredient in identity construction and a core element used by participants to anchor their healing and validate their own recovery

you neets should really get a job. it will literally help your depression.
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>>53041800
Original Kosmopolitan is on What.cd, remixes isn't.

>>53041802
>At war with Africa
>Mean to allies
baka
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxCXmnbgVlw
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>>53042006
Don't have access and can't be arsed to maintain an upload ratio tbqh

Too late anyways
>>
>>53041980
remove haein
>>
>>53041982
>being a scot
even worse
fuck off
>>
It's this moment as I sit here with my penis in my hand, that i truly feel euphoric. Reading all of your posts as your minuscule brain cells try to fathom some sort of literary response to each other.

I sit here knowing that i truly am the superior being. If you could understand the amounts of pleasure i receive by just trying to comprehend the pain you went through scrawling through your heads to think of something witty to say.

Ha! i say Ha!

It really is a circus here and I AM the ringmaster.
>>
>>53041631

Yeah, I've been working on financial slavery, but it's difficult to get a committed guy who doesn't ask too many questions.

Best guy I had was some financial worker from London, literally gave me £100 worth of amazon vouchers within an hour for being "interesting". Within a week, he'd sent me £400 because I was "short on rent". A week after that I cut him off, only for him to beg his way back in with a £500 deposit in my PayPal account.

My main issue is keeping PayPal sweet.
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Ace of angels (especially) Seolhyun posting IN
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>>53042052
delete this
>>
>>53041705

I do if I've been in the job less than 2 years.
>>
Blackqtposting: IN

High test posting: IN

Gook posting: IN

White slag posting: IN

High test posting: IN

This is 2016 /brit/, all are welcome as long as they're chilled out, laid back lads
>>
if you fedorapost this then you like sucking willies hahah
>>
waiting for the new thread before i post any quality content 2bh
>>
>>53041980
how doesnt qt coworker ruin her knickers at the prospect of you operating her machines
is she really worth fussing over if shes such a cunt

>>53041960
gl x
when u back?
>>
need a 5/10 loyal gf with no ambition in my life lads
>>
>>53042068
do you ever fuck off

last night was so comfy without you
>>
>>53041705
If you do that you're dumb
>>
>>53042117
This post and all of its contents: OUT
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>>53042131
gonna go back up on wednesday, exams start next monday ;_;
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>>53042003

I speak from experience: no
>>
>if you fedorapost this then you willies hahah
>>
>>53042117
terrible post
>>
>>53042119
Same, gonna do a new now actually, hang on
>>
>>53042132
me too lad
>>
>>53041705
i've never literally been in a job longer than 3 months for the past 4 years

my CV is a fucking mess, i dunno how im gonna get employed short of lying lmao
>>
gonna spend about 400 pound on clothes tomorrow lads x
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>>53042137
I was here all last night
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>Same, gonna do a new now actually, hang on
>>
>>53034728
>>53034728
new
>>
>>53042167

well, plenty of academic research disagrees mate. you're probably just lazy or don't want to help yourself and would prefer to wallow in self-pity.
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>>53042117
kill yourself
literally reddit

have you been on /brit/ for longer than 2 weeks?
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>>53042068
I approve of this, best ally.

>>53042131
Every new thing she shares puts me off her a bit more, getting to the point where I see her as a impetuous child la
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>>53042052
Good lad
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