>You need a good job so you can take her on vacation.
>Have to look god so they can post pics of you two on bookface to show and brag to all her friends
>you need to be into hiking so she can post pics of you guys on different mountain tops (also to brag to her friends)
>If you own a cabbin thats a huge plus. She can take cozy winterpics of you two skiing and living your successful lives and post them on book a face to show everyone how well off you are.
>How do I get a norwegian gf?
Too late, they have already found out that men are garbage
Meh, not really, I'm just lazy, and I have weird interests that most girls aren't into.
I've been ridiculously close in getting a gf, but it didn't work out, she had major issues.
>be born ugly
>can't get a gf
>"u jus lack confidence brah xD"
>still no finnmark video
No Fimmark video but a what about Finmark girl?
>be born ugly
here a man only need to be a bit more handsome than a pig. you can always work on your body my friend and character iss more important as you age
>>"u jus lack confidence brah xD"
M8, I hate people who think everything is 'just about confidence'. Women will even say, they find 'confidence' attractive. Bullshit. Not only does it ignore a correlation between confidence and attractiveness (or how attractive people view themselves), but also, I'm to believe while men are attracted to the body, women are only attracted to abstract concepts in an entirely plutonic sense. Fuck off. M8s.
I must acquire a cute short blonde blue eyed Nordic girl.
Let me rephrase his post in simpler language:
men are told that if they're confident, know what they want, work to achieve their goals etc; then women will find this man attractive because of some 'aura' he radiates (and I don't mean pheromones or some shit, just purely abstract immaterial)
the poster finds this assertion highly doubtful, and thinks women place more value in physical attractiveness than some men give them credit for
A random girls soccer team from the town of Alta in Finnmark
*What you say desu?* *We're to pretty for all you loosers tjihihi*
Some twin girls named Drilsvik, I forgot their first names. An autist on /int/ stalked their social media and dumped pictures once.
I'm to believe while men are attracted to the body, women are only attracted to abstract concepts in an entirely plutonic sense.
> men are attracted to the body
>women are only attracted to abstract concepts in an entirely plutonic sense.
Your explanation makes sense, but isn't what he meant.
I feel like a creep for having this folder but oh well
>implying girls aren't attracted to the body
beta Chad proves you wrong
if you don't know it, it's a guy who created a tinder account of a handsome chad dude but would only speak the most cringeworthy and beta stuff to girls he got matched with. Still plenty of girls were down to fuck a guy with no job, who lived with parents, was virgin and frequently shit his pants just because he was hot.
Also obligatory Emilie Nereng pic, I feel like OP's one didn't do her justice.
>>You need a good job so you can take her on vacation.
>>Have to look god so they can post pics of you two on bookface to show and brag to all her friends
>>you need to be into hiking so she can post pics of you guys on different mountain tops (also to brag to her friends)
>>If you own a cabbin thats a huge plus. She can take cozy winterpics of you two skiing and living your successful lives and post them on book a face to show everyone how well off you are.
Easy, for a real woman like that i would do even more, but to be honest i dont think all that would be necessary, just fuck her good everyday and take her out to do cool stuff.
t. insecure faggot
I got some pics of those twins lying around also
Do norwegian grills like people who can play an instrument? I can play drums
>i dont think all that would be necessary
but all those things are things you should want even if you don't have a gf
having a good job, looking good and enjoying nature are all great
shit I'm mirin the background more than the girl in this pic
Sorry mate, too late. All them pretty ones have already been stolen by canadian lesbians
Who is she?
Is she the girl that came a year ago on /int/, called everybody a creep for looking at her FB and asked to stpo posting about her?
I cant really remember if the girl was norwegian or swedish. I just remember she was beautiful but a fucking cunt.
>Do norwegian grills like people who can play an instrument?
>I can play drums
And that's almost an instrument.
In my experience, the piano is considered the sexiest instrument by most Norwegian girls.
what professions are in need in Norway and will continue to be in need in the future? (referring to the oil business maybe not being a good long term strategy)
>tfw studying a shit tier degree that has little application outside of my home country
>not exactly the wisest choice since I want to live somewhere in a beautiful environment which doesn't exist in good ol' Flanders
If your 14 yo looks like this, I think I may be a pedo.
>proud and inncent virgins
I guess it is imporsible to fuck them, right?
The Nordic barbarian race is cucked by the Mediterranean aryan, their women are inwardly forced to breed with a Roman Centurio, a Spaniard macho or Greek Magka
The Southern European man is known for an high amount of facial aesthetics, a god-like developed physique and strong, manly semen
>proud and innocent virgins
You don't seem to be familiar with Scandinavian promiscuity. Look up average age of first sexual contact throughout Europe.
The fishing industry and shipping. A friend of mine makes good money traveling around all of Norway and vaccinating salmon on the fish farms. He works three weeks on and two weeks off. There are plenty of jobs like that.
>tfw 179cm manlet loser
Kill me, please. Just do it, I don't deserve to live. ;__;
Because that is what is expected. Everyone makes good money. And everyone just think they haveto be successful to fit in.
The whole blogg thing being so popular also drives up the expectations for young girls
cheer up mate I'm 173cm manlet in a country where the average male height is 180cm (so that means 183-184cm for the average early 20s male)
you can still find happiness despite being a manlet
remember the saying
"Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference."
>also 179 is not manlet, most girls are smaller than that
just because you are one centimeter taller than most girls doesn't mean they don't want an 6'5 alpha male to be next and shielding them like a brick wall.
I thought at least in 2016 you guys would learn.
Norway should annex us and we will provide the tan genes and tanning places. We are good tourist season earners, as a region, but we need serious entrepreneurs and industrialists to allocate these earnings to make the region flourish
P.S we're the region of the tallest people in Europe
Actually no. The whole good wife thing is an extremely important thing i social media. Making cupcakes and showing off extravagant birthday cakes you made foryour kids and basically be the perfect white family is a huge thing.
Its hugely debated by the intelectualls but the fact is that gender equality in norway in many homes are going back to 1960's level. In short. Making so much money that the wife can stay home and blogg all day about the perfect things she and her perfect family does is seen as a sign of success.
>in many homes are going back to 1960's level.
More woman are taking higher education than men. That's nothing like 1960s at all.
This does not however mean that women are particularly "feministic" tho.
It's a percussion instrument and so are drums, so it counts. If you're saying that some percussion instruments aren't instruments, bc you can't play notes with them, you're being a retard. And that's not a xylophone, this one is...
13cm is fine. Women mostly get pleasure from penetration and also partially from being stretched. So being thick is a plus. But yeah your size is not a roadblock. You're ok in that. Just work on your mentality bra, you're a born winner.
>More woman are taking higher education than men. That's nothing like 1960s at all.
Of course the take higher education. That is also one of the things you are expected to do to be successfull. But when the pressure to be the perfect family comes many of these women tend to stay home for five or six years. At least that is what its like in my region. And i read all the time articles speaking of this as a "problem"
Like in most of the west, Norwegian women have higher grades than men. So eventually this will make a mark in society. It's slow tho because most employers slightly prefer male workers
But of course there will always be some women who are happy to be housewives. Feminism has no issue with this. You're free to choose your own path in life. Just as long as you're not forced to be a housewife it's ok
Are you the one working class Norweigan left? Are you the last of a kind? Doesn't your progressive government have sanctuary for you? Will they build a museum after your death and declare that it was here, on this day, that the last worker left?
I guess so. I took an UK test recently, (Here: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22000973 ) - and my result came as pic related. I'm not even successful, just a normal lad in his late 20s.
>But when the pressure to be the perfect family comes many of these women tend to stay home for five or six years. At least that is what its like in my region.
makes me want to move to norway even more
Women get better grades and have higher prevalence of tertiary degrees, but men are naturally better leaders, hence are more prevalent in top positions and have higher average income due to it.
No Bergen girls are special uber humans
Do you play drums or do you play the xylophone? The xylophone uses a musical keyboard, just like a piano. On xylophones you hit the right keys to produce a tone, just like on a piano.
A xylophone is an instrument, drums are not.
I'm 14cm and all three girls I fucked complained I was too big. It's a small sample size but yeah. It's just easy to overthink your penis and then when you're actually with a girl it's actually a non-issue. So chill, if she likes you she won't have any problem with your dick. And finding a woman who likes you isn't hard either. There's lots out there who are dying to find a decent guy who isn't an asshole.
Would you mind tell me the height of them?
Im trying to figure out if taller girls have larger vagoos or not.
I already know that the fatter they are, the looser they pussy is.
But I dont know about height.
Since the average swede is taller than the brazilian, this would help me ut on my Grand Unification Theory for Pussy Size.
I can play both. Better at playing drums tho. The xylophone might have some similarities with piano, but all in all they are two totally different instruments.
> If you're saying that some percussion instruments aren't instruments, bc you can't play notes with them, you're being a retard.
You just proved my point
Take a sad song and make it better, Jude.
Become fucking ass good in pussy licking, fingering, general vaginal pleasuring and you shall keep any woman satisfied enough to not give a damn about how long is your schlong
They are between 160 and 175 cm.
But generally a vagina is supposed to hold tight but stretch as needed. I don't think the vagina "size" is dependent on height. Tall girls can have small vaginas for sure
Mang vags don't work like that at least not in my experience.
My current gf is almost 180cm had god knows how many dicks before since a huge slut yet still asks me to go slow on her at the beginning especially when doing doggy sometimes even forbids it because goes too deep lol and last Friday complained how her pussy hurted inside after the fucking and im only 16cm.
We all know that bros.
A pussy can get large enough for a baby to pass through, obviously.
The core issue here, how find girls with pussies tight enough that 13/14cm dicks can satisfy them.
you can always finish them with a finger and clit stimulation :^)
also less vagina talk more norge qts
Get a measure tape and put around your dick erect.
If you dont have one, a ruler will do.
Just place the 0 (zero) cm at the top of your dick and start "moving" the ruler around your dick. When it reaches the starting point again, the "cms" that is showing now is your girth.
>This fucking thread :D:D:D
How the hell did you manage to derail cute girl thread into dick measuring contest :D:D, fucking homos
>mfw there are people who can fit their dick inside a toilet roll
yeah it makes sense, its just that ive never heard about measuring it that way kek
>there are people itt jiggling their dicks in a toilet roll RIGHT NOW and feeling insecure due to it
>implying festivus is better than Hanukkah
get it? Poles celebrate festivus
>ottoman empire v.2.0
mehmet pray everyday to westernkuks, if it wasnt for them tsarigrad would be slav right now
No real anti sentiment no. I had a polish family who i rented out to for a couple of years and they where nice people except that they did not know neither Norwegian nor English so that made communication a bit hard.
That seems to be the only problem i've heard people speak of, That they never bother to learn the language. They just come here, work like crazy and ship off home to Poland with all the cash.
>however your argument is unconceivably weak.
yeah i know, got nothing against turks desu. its just bants
>In the Polish collective memory Ottoman Turkey is remembered as the only state that did not recognize the final partition of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. There even exists an anecdote recounting the exchange between the chef de protocol and his aide, which is still often repeated in Poland. According to the tale, whenever the diplomatic corps was received by the Ottoman sultan, on the sight of the empty chair of the Polish deputy, the Ottoman chef de protocol would ostentatiously ask: “Where is the deputy from Lehistan?”. At each occasion he would receive the same reply from his aide: ‘Your Excellency, the deputy of Lehistan could not make it because of vital impediments’ to the annoyance of the diplomats from the partitioning states.
gives me the feels desu
>anons without confidence confirmed
Fuck off, nigger. They might not be interested in you at first sight but if you're an interesting person and can challenge them emotionally and intellectually you can fuck hot bitches.
I usually start off by mentioning how I haven't thought about killing myself at all recently. This usually goes over pretty well. A man that knows he doesn't want to die is a strong, confident man.
>be 1.85m skinnyfag with a disney's villain face
I just can't compete with 1.95m, strong, healthy and rich norwegians so scandi women in general will always remain in another dimension for me. All that's left is fat 2nd\3rd world sluts...
I rather be alone if that's the only women that there will be there for me...
They don't have much say anymore.
it seems the society is on a fast track to hyper consumerism and imagebuilding. Everything is demanded to be perfect. Every girl expects to be a princess and every guy is expected to be a shiny finance superhero officeworker and you are expected to give your kids only the best that means everyday i see facebook photos of kids lunchboxes with handcut vegetable figures and extravagant dinners. The only way to compete in that race is if the mom stays home. and they all do exept for a few who then feel insecure about beeing not good enough for not having the time to do such things.
This is not all of Norway of course.
Reminds me of when i tried to put my dick in a vacuum cleaner but it didnt fit
You are Italian, you have way better chances than me with scandi women... Italian men are a fetish for women troughout the world... while portuguese men are... ignored at best.
M8 let me give you a bit of advice on women from a handsome guys perspective). (This coming from a guy who gets compliments from 8-10/10s.)
Looks are needed to pull women in, but personality and confidence(because this is what allows you to show your real personality) is what keeps them around.
Stop treating girls like they're all the same. Looking for a lay? Sure looks will get you laid against slags, but think about this for a second...do you really think all the good looking guys are trying to go for slags just to sleep with them? Hellll NOOO. We want hot women with a personality who we can be in a relationship with.(well at least i do) When something is easily attainable, i guess you don't want it as much anymore.
Do Norwegian students wear overalls too?
Only the last month before graduation from high school
>Keep your chin up, m8. I'm handsome, confident, and a generally perfect example of the ideal man.
>Even if you're not, realize that you can still manage if you improve yourself.
>While I don't need to improve myself, because I'm perfect.
>Hope this helps, and remember you should be looking for love.
>But be reasonable, because you're not me - perfect
I wish I were a rich Norwegian, partying wth my frinds after the graduation
Na more like
>cold realities of being good looking: you're told every woman is yours
>have a dead personality
>get put in place by girls who aren't shit
Ive come a long way. It wasn't easy. Even lookers have to work m8.
And this especially after i worked on personality(hot person syndrome)
>be hot person
>don't get guys/girls
>reality is everyone is afraid to approach you
>work on yourself to become even better so they will
>don't realize you're making others think you're even more out of their league now
>wonder why people won't approach you
>feel insecure as fuck, confidence is kill, make it harder to get a bf/gf
The sad realities
I think is just that pic that went werid.
SHe has a nice body yes. But that pic you posted was uncanny.
>graduate from high school
>dont go to the cerimony
>use the money to go to a rave with closes friends from high school, drink my ass off and get beat up by security in the end
It was a cool night.
yeah, cause it's a whole bunch of people who get together it's not so expensive per person
it's pretty insane nonetheless, some people get a part time job to fund it if their parents aren't rich. Also, the buses aren't exactly top of the line. You buy these old wrecks from a previous batch of russ and slap on a new coat of paint. It's now uncommon to see a bus or a van broken down on the side of the road.
Most russ just have a van and not a buss.
I dated one while she was here on Erasmus.
Some things I noticed:
>Completely obsessed with Facebook and Instagram
Saw a beautiful place here ?Pic. Food? Pic. Bedroom?Pic. She even took pictures of my family in a dinner I invited her to.
This one is self explanatory. Also obsessed with this for some reason. Thought only Southern Euros girls were like that.
Aside from that, normal Western woman. There are good and there are bad.
That's not my idea of fun.
My idea of fun is gathering some 3 buddies, hit the road to the nearby big city or local hicktown event, live an adventure and then return home while listening to this:
That's a national event for graduate students from all over Norway.
In Bergen they found out that the rest of Norway was dull subhumans so they made their own event only for the district hue hue hue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNcBlh-j4yo
Mfw I'd have to spend a decade in doors after that. Too much socializing.
haha seem this buss was sponsored by kondomeriet ("the condom factory"), a sex shop. Must have been fun partying in that one.
I wish someone had explained to me how promiscuous Norwegians actually are when I was younger
Went the whole russetid without getting laid once
I now realize, at 21, that practically all I had to do was ask
>>tell me about bergen
>Scandinavia's San Fransisco. Gay right activists had base there.
t. straight white cis slav male
You can't go to the russe-parties(unless you're a creep and buy clothes with that year printed on them)
I guess you can still meet 18 year olds, but the ease with which russ put out is something else.
So when is the russ exactly taking place and for how long? And where do they take place usually?
If I ever go to Norway I'd like to go see that and who knows, maybe uh, try to get myself banged by one of these crazy chicks, ya know?
mid April to the 17th of May.
I imagine it'd difficult to meet russ if you're not one yourself, as their parties are usually exclusive to russ.
Don't worry though, Norwegians don't take sex very seriously at all.
I remember a comic about how Norwegians fuck when they first meet, and then decide if they want to get to know each other or not.
I don't know what it's like in other countries, but if you introduce yourself and hand out compliments liberally in order to let them know you're interested, they often make the first move.
Not going to approach you and make out with you if you're sitting in a corner alone, but yeah.
Guessing it's pretty much the same as spain
>19 years old
>still have acne after trying everything from benzyol peroxide to a healthy diet
Why is this allowed?
I can barely look girls straight in the eye for more than 3 seconds. After that, my brain tells me "turned your head away you ugly shit she doesn't want to look at your disgusting face".
Are there any decent Scandi families left who teach their girls about dignity, importance of virginity and loyalty etc. Because all I see is pics of perfect blonde reservoirs for my sperm and at the same you guys keep saying this generation is totally wasted. Where's the truth? Or maybe whiners are just losers who have no access to sweet blonde puusy? Pls explain.
Don't know anything about that, but atleast here you have a "bergen by night" photo