>people being nasty
>virgins shouting angrily at people
>"look at this anime girl! "
>repeated and stale memes and gimmicks
>people being nice, threads being comfy
>normies being good lads and giving tips and blogposting
>"check out these aryan/slavic/celtic qts"
>creative and witty memes that make you think
very much looking forward to this
2016 /brit/ has qt black waifus too, don't forget
GIVE ME THE FUCKING (You)s YOU DUMB BITCH BEFORE I FUCKING BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF. PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING BAG OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YO-- STOP FUCKING SCREAMING AND GIVE ME THE (You)s *hits you with the butt of my gun*
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO ACT LIKE A LITTLE SHIT?
*looks down at the bank teller pissing herself*
DUMB BITCH FUCKING LIE DOWN AND PISS YOURSELF LIKE A CHILD. GET THE FUCK UP AND GET THE (You)s
Starting to think Adidas > Nike
>No feminine mystique.
>Everyone shits, farts, pisses and burps.
>A lady hides most of that from a man.
>Now this isn't misogyny, it's an art lost and I believe it.
>A woman should be a goddess for her man.
>He will fuck her until there isn't a drop left in his balls and then he'll eat her until he passes out.
>A farting burping chill gf bro shes cute, we did have sex and then we watched Avengers. We fell asleep together i think i love her. no thats your buddy. you'll never spend 5 hours thinking of ways to fuck involving various shit in the kitchen.
This world were living in, is full of materialists. ..full of people running around chasing the mean green cash ....people dying from starvation ! But all people seem to care about (not everyone) but the majority of people is....money ...who's got the best car ....who's going on the best holidays...it's all plastic shit. ..we're being brainwashed by unbelievably sick twisted people ...I'll give you an example ...mtv cribs cause poor brainwashed teenagers to go out committing crime, simply because they've not got the rite status symbol...our government and America are sick ...invading countries....Isis are the cia. ..there doing terrorist attacks so people take their eyes off what the government are up to...it's so people blame Muslims ....it makes it a lot easier for them to sneak around....I truly believe this is the end of days and people need to join together...They want to divide us ...the government are using religion as a weapon ...it's satanic ...children women dying ! Innocent civilians ...imagine your mum got shot in the head ..that's what David Cameron should think about ...but to tell u the truth that sick private school prick is a psychopath and Obama and the rothchilds and just the same...abusing their positions of power....fuck the new world order
>This world were living in, is full of materialists. ..full of people running around chasing the mean green cash ....people dying from starvation ! But all people seem to care about (not everyone) but the majority of people is....money ...who's got the best car ....who's going on the best holidays...it's all plastic shit. ..we're being brainwashed by unbelievably sick twisted people ...I'll give you an example ...mtv cribs cause poor brainwashed teenagers to go out committing crime, simply because they've not got the rite status symbol...our government and America are sick ...invading countries....Isis are the cia. ..there doing terrorist attacks so people take their eyes off what the government are up to...it's so people blame Muslims ....it makes it a lot easier for them to sneak around....I truly believe this is the end of days and people need to join together...They want to divide us ...the government are using religion as a weapon ...it's satanic ...children women dying ! Innocent civilians ...imagine your mum got shot in the head ..that's what David Cameron should think about ...but to tell u the truth that sick private school prick is a psychopath and Obama and the rothchilds and just the same...abusing their positions of power....fuck the new world order
The Tory education secretary Nicky Morgan repeatedly refuses to answer "what is 7 x 8" because she'll "be doing lots of interviews ... and there will be one where I get it wrong and that's the one that everyone's going to be focused on".
It's appalling that Nicky Morgan expects 11 year olds to memorise all the times tables up to 12x12, but clearly hasn't learned them herself (otherwise she wouldn't be terribly afraid of embarrassing herself by getting such a simple multiplication wrong in public).
What kind of person honestly believes that the education of our children should be left in the hands of someone who can't even live up to the standards she expects of 11 year olds?
Graffiti in Ancient Rome
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
heres the plan, me :)
- go to gym
- probably get a call for mummy either before or after this
- go see dad
- come home and cry
howzzat? i forgot to say i might get a coffee on my way to my dads haha :>
Its a beast anthem, Germany's best, France is great, Irelands old one is beast too. Ours is shit, we should have Jerusalem but hey. So pissed woohoo.
I feel bad for the wee coco pop he came on the show crying a few times depressed
makes you think like do spazzos get depressed apparently they do
20! think my mum might put some money into my account cause shes away for it and my work pay is rather infrequent
we're not really big on presents and i'm spending this year one alone haha. my sister told me my christmas present also counted as my birthday present though so i guess that also counts! (they're really nice shorts)
wanna give him a hug now
Lads do you think it's worth paying £70 for these two items
Azealia's at it again with her magical anti-slope powers desu
One of the best investment opportunities I've seen in a while
waheyy, good on your family lad it's something.
you should go out today though. buy yourself a nice escort or go clubbing if you're alone. always shit spending a birthday by yourself (in my truly honest opinion to be frank with you)
We have millions of people in larval low awareness lives, in their little condominium apartments simply ladling this garbage TV day after day after day into their minds, for eight hours on average. Imagine if that was a drug, we'd be up in arms; if people were loaded at home with that level of mental condition day after day after day? we would DO something about it!
kissed a black girl once
was out with her and was standing by the bar and she just randomly got a drink with a lime in it then put the lime in her mouth and started kissing me and slipped it into my mouth
good times desu
>one eye covered with a hand resembling a 6
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
haha what? oh /brit/ you shouldn't have!
*you blokes bring out my cake*
haha i cant believe you've done this. this is the first time i've had a cake for my birthday!
*i blow out the candles. the smell reminds me of that birthday party i went to in year 2 where the kid had a cake and his candles smelt nice*
you've really done this for me /brit/? i try not to get teary eyed often but to see my friends remember this is just really special haha
*i start portioning up the cak-- but whats that? i hear you all start to sing 'for he's a jolly good fellow'. in a display of sheer appreciation i bite my teeth together, it is the happiest i have been for many years.*
you lads have made this a very special birthday for me and i will never forget it :-) now who wants cake?
He must have done some cryin when his manager shaun died he looked after beetlejuice for 20 odd years or something, shaun used to get him hookers etc but dont think his new manager lets him smoke weed and get bitches anymore
he used to be drunk all the time too
>We have millions of people in larval low awareness lives, in their little condominium apartments simply ladling this garbage TV day after day after day into their minds, for eight hours on average. Imagine if that was a drug, we'd be up in arms; if people were loaded at home with that level of mental condition day after day after day? we would DO something about it!
pfft, did you think girls who were mean to boys in primary school were actually mean and didn't secretly have a crush on them?
azealia is obsessed with white cock, she fucking loves it. this is her just putting on a trendy façade
>chinks are so disgusting
>heh look at these jungle niggers instead fresh off the boat
bl*ck lad in chinos and a jumper just ran full pelt down my road
listening to some proper motivational anime music right now and the scene was, dare i sayeth, epic
i hope that lad gets to whatever hes running for in time
>You will try.[sheev tier back-flip] [starts attacking Obi-Wan]
Progress of human civilization in the area of defining human freedom is not made from the top down. No king, no parliament, no government ever extended to the people more rights than the people insisted upon.
shit taste. British woman are fucking utter SHITE you'd know that if you've ever left the place
Didn't say she's british you garlic smelling faggot
>Just saw a guy at tesco pay by holding up his phone to the machine.
Whoa so app makers have found a way to spoof the chips In contactless cards?
Security risk much?
that already happened like 4 years ago across all of 4chan
yet to see these sorts of pics revived though
[aggressive bark] [swings in a downward angle to attack mace dindu]
went over to my friends place the other day and now his mums just made a load of food for me
apparently I look like a starving african or something lmao not going to say no though even if it is weird as fuck
[Anakin stops Mace Windu from hurting the Chancellor, severing Windu's hand. Palpatine drops his act and again strikes Windu with force-lightning; Triumphantly] POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! [sends Windu flying out the window to his death]
Posting this image of this cumrocket I saved last night (can't remember if I saved it from here or /motd/).
>"Henceforth you shall be known as.."
she sends me all these chinese emoticons/memes, i gave one of them JUST hair like so
>you will never have a qt Jamaican gf who will cook you tasty jerk chicken and suck you off with her big beautiful lips whilst you stroke her thick black curly hair
why. fucking. LIVE D:
>tfw no longer h-less
>tfw haven't been k-less since I were a lad of 12
>tfw still V, but I'm alright with that
Eastern cartoon girls OUT
Qt colonial jungle waifus IN
you really want AIDS don't you?
if he succeeded he would double the debt in a couple of years and collapse the shit in his first term
seeing what feminist policy shillary would put forward would be interesting
thats a fantastic one you made as well
going to listen to wagner once more then go to sleepy town and dream about things
ciao my internet amigos, for I am to meet the brother of death
*kisses both cheeks in a masculine way*
*treks off into the distance waving as Wagner plays*
*you know you'll never see me again as tears well in your eyes*
*the sky is a slow motion video of me waving and smiling while leaving*
I'd rather Anime nonces than you jungle apologists, fuck off.
Really enjoy drinking coffee t͜bh. Consider it one of the few things worth avoiding suicide for.
>giving a third party app your card number
>giving a third party app that can spoof contactless signals your card number (!)
Fucking hell lads. That app could be beaming your card number to anyone
Thinking about the connection between Huxley's "reducing valve", Gurdjieff's "waking sleep", Leary's "reality tunnel", Kierkergaards "automatic cultural man", Beckers "normal neurosis" and how this links to Freud.
>let's see what the options are
>white slags from my area
>foreign continental white slags
>plastic from the orient
>nope not doing anything for me, I need an uncivilised ape gf
watching the left go into complete meltdown mode (pic related) will be the best part of the next 5 years
Good 2 hours mate
(takes away from the gimmick but I don't fancy 2 captchas, heres my next post)
Glad black slags are the new kgf's, and star wars posting is quite amusing
>tfw no qt mixed gf who's secretly a massive BritishEmpireboo
did it lads
bought a cheese and onion sarnie
6 packs of monster munch
cool original doritos, hot salsa dip
spaghetti bolognese microwave meal
original curry pot noodle
can of monster ripper
pretty sure i was getting funny looks around the shop haha, £11 it cost me
god what am i doing with my life
>someone posts nigress other than myself and cheshire lad
its catching on lads, just let it in
weebs on suicide watch
>There are people here who literally think Donald Trump could win a presidential election
>There are people here who think Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination
>There are people here who think Donald Trump would make a good president
>There are people here who think Donald Trump is good for anything except running as an independent, splitting the right-wing vote and getting based Bernie into office
lads do you reckon women can tell when you haven't fapped? do you give off an aura of testosterone and pent-up sex drive?
>Bernice "just print more money" Sanders.
>a man that doesn't understand basic ecomicial principles such as unsecured loans
wasn't attracted to black women before but now that they're being posted it really makes the gook women stand out as looking like proper ayylmaos
blacks might not be as good looking as whites but at least they look human
dont do it mate, i instantly regret it, i feel like a fucking subhuman now, as long as you dont eat it in one go (i dont plan on doing this now) it's BARELY acceptable
i've had the sarnie, two packs of monster and a monster ripper. no more. im probably just gonna share a gourmet veggie pizza and that's it.
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this tbf. some boring cunt like Rubio or Bush will get the GOP nomination, Clinton will get the Democratic nomination and Trump will run as an independent and get 10% ish of the vote, enough to get Hillary to the White House.
Sanders posted on his twitter that it was ridiculous that car loans had less of an interest rate than university loans.
Because how dare unsecured loans have a higher interest right?
The man is a fool.