/brit/

>>53036838
cara

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kpop desu lads

if you dont respond to this post your mummy will die tonight

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crayon pop

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GOOD EDITION

>>53036888
>>53036891
These kinds of posts are what make /brit/ such a great general

>>53036856
Bananas. Also blueberries from Chile. Most likely a whole host of other fruits as well.

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>>53036889
not taking no chances

>>53036889
witness me

>>53036838
>>53036893
niggers out

2015 /brit/:
>people being nasty
>virgins shouting angrily at people
>"look at this anime girl! "
>repeated and stale memes and gimmicks

2016 /brit/:
>people being nice, threads being comfy
>normies being good lads and giving tips and blogposting
>"check out these aryan/slavic/celtic qts"
>creative and witty memes that make you think

very much looking forward to this

>>53036893
qt
>>53036930
rude

*airhorns*

HEY

>>53036940

such an egomaniac

EPIC POLL COMING THROUGH HAHA
http://strawpoll.me/6438916
http://strawpoll.me/6438916
http://strawpoll.me/6438916
>>53036847
I told you to do it in a frying pan you utter melt

>>53036950
fuck off you little rat

>>53036950
just dont bring up the EU referendum

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>>53036950
2016 /brit/ has qt black waifus too, don't forget

>>53036849
Hope I don't get on a list.
heh no one cares about me anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gZdQ1i312I

American here

mouhai

motorway

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>>53036996
wew

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>>53036953
hey

>>53037017
Hello, can you please leave. Thank you.

Don't like this new chimposting gimmick

>>53036940
uggo

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GIVE ME THE FUCKING (You)s YOU DUMB BITCH BEFORE I FUCKING BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF. PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING BAG OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YO-- STOP FUCKING SCREAMING AND GIVE ME THE (You)s *hits you with the butt of my gun*

ANYONE ELSE WANT TO ACT LIKE A LITTLE SHIT?
*looks down at the bank teller pissing herself*
DUMB BITCH FUCKING LIE DOWN AND PISS YOURSELF LIKE A CHILD. GET THE FUCK UP AND GET THE (You)s

>>53036838
>>53036893
Love this chocolate slag.

any black luvvlies with natural afro bop

>>53037041
Hi, no I'm afraid I cannot leave. Sorry

cannot believe my "reply to this post or ur mummy will get it" post got 2 replies (1 of which was mine as i wanted to be safe)

what is wrong with you tonight, /brit/?

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the gf

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Starting to think Adidas > Nike

https://youtu.be/n-R7tanSSdk

>>53037065
unironically hid this post

>>53037006
>URAH
makes me wanna play some red orchestra

literally got paid to go swimming, have a nice pub lunch and then play a really cool board game called Ascension yesterday lads.
mighty fine day 2bh.

>>53036950
true

this is one of the worst thread in a long time

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>No feminine mystique.
>Everyone shits, farts, pisses and burps.
>A lady hides most of that from a man.
>Now this isn't misogyny, it's an art lost and I believe it.
>A woman should be a goddess for her man.
>He will fuck her until there isn't a drop left in his balls and then he'll eat her until he passes out.
>A farting burping chill gf bro shes cute, we did have sex and then we watched Avengers. We fell asleep together i think i love her. no thats your buddy. you'll never spend 5 hours thinking of ways to fuck involving various shit in the kitchen.

This world were living in, is full of materialists. ..full of people running around chasing the mean green cash ....people dying from starvation ! But all people seem to care about (not everyone) but the majority of people is....money ...who's got the best car ....who's going on the best holidays...it's all plastic shit. ..we're being brainwashed by unbelievably sick twisted people ...I'll give you an example ...mtv cribs cause poor brainwashed teenagers to go out committing crime, simply because they've not got the rite status symbol...our government and America are sick ...invading countries....Isis are the cia. ..there doing terrorist attacks so people take their eyes off what the government are up to...it's so people blame Muslims ....it makes it a lot easier for them to sneak around....I truly believe this is the end of days and people need to join together...They want to divide us ...the government are using religion as a weapon ...it's satanic ...children women dying ! Innocent civilians ...imagine your mum got shot in the head ..that's what David Cameron should think about ...but to tell u the truth that sick private school prick is a psychopath and Obama and the rothchilds and just the same...abusing their positions of power....fuck the new world order

>>53036950
>giving tips and blogposting
source
>creative and witty memes that make you think
>memes that make you think
proofs?

>>53037124
y?? (._. )

>>53037095
this isn't /tv/ or mainstream /int/ lad

this is pure /brit/.

we have a refined, subtle kind of shitposting

keep up australia

>>53037137
by who? Mummy and daddy?

>>53037114

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6NL41bREHo&feature=youtu.be&t=5

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>>53037173
What an ugly nigger

http://www.historyextra.com/article/romans/dangerous-streets-ancient-rome
very interesting read

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>>53037171

yeh mate by my mummy and daddy.

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>This world were living in, is full of materialists. ..full of people running around chasing the mean green cash ....people dying from starvation ! But all people seem to care about (not everyone) but the majority of people is....money ...who's got the best car ....who's going on the best holidays...it's all plastic shit. ..we're being brainwashed by unbelievably sick twisted people ...I'll give you an example ...mtv cribs cause poor brainwashed teenagers to go out committing crime, simply because they've not got the rite status symbol...our government and America are sick ...invading countries....Isis are the cia. ..there doing terrorist attacks so people take their eyes off what the government are up to...it's so people blame Muslims ....it makes it a lot easier for them to sneak around....I truly believe this is the end of days and people need to join together...They want to divide us ...the government are using religion as a weapon ...it's satanic ...children women dying ! Innocent civilians ...imagine your mum got shot in the head ..that's what David Cameron should think about ...but to tell u the truth that sick private school prick is a psychopath and Obama and the rothchilds and just the same...abusing their positions of power....fuck the new world order

gonna try have 2,016 wanks this year

on my 5th one

>>53037140
untrue, the Christmas day threads were literally unbearable

haha so here we all are

well i've got news for you (Brit)

it's me birthday today! :)

The Tory education secretary Nicky Morgan repeatedly refuses to answer "what is 7 x 8" because she'll "be doing lots of interviews ... and there will be one where I get it wrong and that's the one that everyone's going to be focused on".
It's appalling that Nicky Morgan expects 11 year olds to memorise all the times tables up to 12x12, but clearly hasn't learned them herself (otherwise she wouldn't be terribly afraid of embarrassing herself by getting such a simple multiplication wrong in public).
What kind of person honestly believes that the education of our children should be left in the hands of someone who can't even live up to the standards she expects of 11 year olds?

>>53036950
>creative and witty memes that make you think
Name three

>>53037168
it was bad, sry xxx

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Anyone else love shilling for Israel on /pol/?

hey guys

I NEED to quit /brit/ and youtube

fuck sakes. I'll watch any meaningless shite on youtube for hours, it's terrible. Send help.

>>53037233
its just avant guard isnt it? :X

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>>53037225
>16
must be old pic haha

>>53037197
dont sleg beetlejuice he is a legend m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADoeIrtrDIk

HOO ME?

>>53037219
>It's appalling that Nicky Morgan expects 11 year olds to memorise all the times tables up to 12x12,
THIS IS WHAT LEFTIES ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>53037214
wasn't here on christmas desu

>>53037232
>>53037160

they haven't happened yet lads hahaha the year's only just started after all ;)

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>>53037204
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
Graffiti in Ancient Rome

>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>>53037249
No, but it pays quite well.

>>53037249
is that Metcalfe on the left?

>>53037217
happy birthday me!

what should we do today?

>>53037249
whatever gets the (you)'s

>>53037219
It's 56 isn't it

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>>53037265
Looks like a malteaser, funny cunt though

Azusa

>>53037305
heres the plan, me :)
- go to gym
- probably get a call for mummy either before or after this
- go see dad
- come home and cry

howzzat? i forgot to say i might get a coffee on my way to my dads haha :>

>>53037132
Its a beast anthem, Germany's best, France is great, Irelands old one is beast too. Ours is shit, we should have Jerusalem but hey. So pissed woohoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8VH0sbEU20

>>53037286
(Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’

>romans were the original shitposters

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>80+ posts
>literally 1 chink post
good lads

k-on

>Living in the South East and earning under 35k

This is shit.

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>>53037326
I feel bad for the wee coco pop he came on the show crying a few times depressed

makes you think like do spazzos get depressed apparently they do

>>53037217
happy birthday mate, did you get anything nice?

how old you turning?

>>53037365
>missing out the welsh

wew

*doing a poo*
hello, everyone!

Why is /brit/ so /shit/ today?

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azealia confirmed teaboo

>>53037373
cant see a single chinese girl desu

>>53037390

im on 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills

>>53037395
20! think my mum might put some money into my account cause shes away for it and my work pay is rather infrequent

we're not really big on presents and i'm spending this year one alone haha. my sister told me my christmas present also counted as my birthday present though so i guess that also counts! (they're really nice shorts)

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>>53037394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz3noAcEh5Y
wanna give him a hug now

black girls are gross imo

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Lads do you think it's worth paying £70 for these two items

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>mfw 2016 /brit/

>>53037441
*maccy d's theme* but i'm loving it

>>53037441
niggers

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>>53037373
Azealia's at it again with her magical anti-slope powers desu

good afternoon to you; my Enemies

>>53037489
what is your monthly spare money?

>>53037487
>>53037487
>2016
>not having jungle fever

get your head checked family

>>53037525
nigger

>>53037384
good post

>>53037489
only if you take pics and post them here

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>>53037449
Hates white people tho

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>>53037489
One of the best investment opportunities I've seen in a while

>>53037486

who the fuck is he?

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>>53037504
haha yeah she's well good at that

>>53037469
waheyy, good on your family lad it's something.

you should go out today though. buy yourself a nice escort or go clubbing if you're alone. always shit spending a birthday by yourself (in my truly honest opinion to be frank with you)

>>53037527
about ~£50

>>53037365
>we should have Jerusalem

NO
we should have I Vow To Thee

Jerusalem is shite
fuck off merchant

>>53037574
probably not unless it brings you exceptional joy

why not just the flag or just the hoody

We have millions of people in larval low awareness lives, in their little condominium apartments simply ladling this garbage TV day after day after day into their minds, for eight hours on average. Imagine if that was a drug, we'd be up in arms; if people were loaded at home with that level of mental condition day after day after day? we would DO something about it!

>>53037607
think of all the people drinking alcohol lad

(which is a drug)

http://strawpoll.me/6439045
http://strawpoll.me/6439045
http://strawpoll.me/6439045

kissed a black girl once

was out with her and was standing by the bar and she just randomly got a drink with a lime in it then put the lime in her mouth and started kissing me and slipped it into my mouth

good times desu

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>>53037566
>one eye covered with a hand resembling a 6
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

can anyone source this?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451802614356.webm

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cheers

>>53037655
FONT

>>53037602
Well the other Hampshire lad is able to get them while he's in Japan so I won't have to pay any shipping or anything

>>53037649

it's a drink

>>53037677

Ave Maria

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haha what? oh /brit/ you shouldn't have!
*you blokes bring out my cake*
haha i cant believe you've done this. this is the first time i've had a cake for my birthday!
*i blow out the candles. the smell reminds me of that birthday party i went to in year 2 where the kid had a cake and his candles smelt nice*
you've really done this for me /brit/? i try not to get teary eyed often but to see my friends remember this is just really special haha
*i start portioning up the cak-- but whats that? i hear you all start to sing 'for he's a jolly good fellow'. in a display of sheer appreciation i bite my teeth together, it is the happiest i have been for many years.*
you lads have made this a very special birthday for me and i will never forget it :-) now who wants cake?

>>53037486
He must have done some cryin when his manager shaun died he looked after beetlejuice for 20 odd years or something, shaun used to get him hookers etc but dont think his new manager lets him smoke weed and get bitches anymore

he used to be drunk all the time too

>>53037655
Met a black girl once

Seen her in my 98% white town and she had a breakdown when she was drunk saying that she wishes she was white and her tits were too small

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>>53037607
>We have millions of people in larval low awareness lives, in their little condominium apartments simply ladling this garbage TV day after day after day into their minds, for eight hours on average. Imagine if that was a drug, we'd be up in arms; if people were loaded at home with that level of mental condition day after day after day? we would DO something about it!

>>53037677
source what? the song? Ave Maria

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382294/Nigel-Farage-s-car-wheels-sabotaged-assassination-attempt-Ukip-leader-lost-control-Volvo-wheel-fell-motorway-police-confirm-foul-play.html

CAN'T BARRAGE

>>53037551
pfft, did you think girls who were mean to boys in primary school were actually mean and didn't secretly have a crush on them?

azealia is obsessed with white cock, she fucking loves it. this is her just putting on a trendy façade

>>53037695
oh probably go for it then

better then regretting it later if you think you would

[realizing that Anakin is consumed by evil and there's no reasoning with him anymore] Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
[draws his lightsaber]

>>53037570
thanks mate ill try sort something out haha

I am Pierce Brosnan's Turkish counterpart. Wanna see me?

Did anyone actually invite this Australian to /brit/?

>>53037711
*you go to blow out your candles*
*I smash your face into the cake*

WAHEEEYYYYYYY

>>53037711
happy birthday anon

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gf just sent me this lads

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>chinks are so disgusting
>heh look at these jungle niggers instead fresh off the boat

oneitis is posting shite on her tumblr basically saying she wants sex and is really depressed

I love banter and I just can't quit so that is why I post on /brit/. :)

>>53037752
baka it's his birthday la, he can stay for the night.

bl*ck lad in chinos and a jumper just ran full pelt down my road
listening to some proper motivational anime music right now and the scene was, dare i sayeth, epic
i hope that lad gets to whatever hes running for in time

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>>53037724
Can't sabotage the Farage

>>53037655
Once I was on a crowded train and got pressed up against some black girl.
Got her frizzy hair up in my face and she smelled bad.

>>53037746
You're probably whiter than half the people in this thread judging by the jungle fever going on in /brit/ today

>>53037591
>I Vow To Thee
Very respectable.
Jerusalem isn't shit though.
If you think , by the way it has anything to do with merchants you've let yourself down.

>having sex with a female
>rolling around on the bed
>stop for a bit, I am on top
>"It's over femanon, I have the high ground!"
>cum all over her face

>>53037708
>>53037720

no the gunfire
was it some massacre?

You will try. [starts attacking Obi-Wan]

job centre tomorrow lads FFS i have a black eye and bruises on my face gonna look like a right messer!!!!!!!

2016 MEME OF THE YEAR: Post peng black girls

>>53037810

its fake, dummy

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>>53037763
alri

>>53036889

pls no

>tfw condemned to a life of office work

kill me now.

>>53037802

Don't try it

>>53037757
*i put on a strong face for all my friends but inside i am dead.*
haha the other side is still good :)

>>53037836
thankyou, asslicker

>>53037781
probably running from a racist police officer t b h

>>53037764
you know what to do

>>53037838
scandis & slavs are no better

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>>53037813
>You will try.[sheev tier back-flip] [starts attacking Obi-Wan]

fixed senpai

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>>53037764
>having oneitis for a tumblr user

got a new gimmick planned

quite risky, might end up just looking a tit

>>53037788
black female/white male is patrician though

>>53037764
Turn up at her door with some SSRIs and your knob out la.

Progress of human civilization in the area of defining human freedom is not made from the top down. No king, no parliament, no government ever extended to the people more rights than the people insisted upon.

>>53037326
She looks nice as a brunette (unsurprisingly). Wish she was my gf t͜bh.

>>53036996

now thats what you call progress t b h

769
fkin agrh cun pice of fuk shti

2016 gimmick idea:
We start post-ironically using those old meme rage faces and truly bring 4chan around full circle

>ribena was rused into going to a meetup that never happened

still amusing a few days on ngl

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>>53037711

>tfw I was the one posting 212 a while ago
>tfw its coming back to haunt me

>>53037917
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

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>>53037881
shit taste. British woman are fucking utter SHITE you'd know that if you've ever left the place

>>53036889
gotta do it for mum

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>scandis & slavs are no better

>>53037885
It's treason, then...
[ignites his lightsaber and leaps over his desk to attack]

You know what /brit/ needs more of?

Incoherent Spanish

>>53037971
This is th least british looking qt I have ever seen.

Well fucking done chav

Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve cultural programming and free your soul

>>53037955
Replying to yourself again?

>>53037946
that's been done for quite some time 2bh

>>53037947
isnt real lad

You know what /brit/ needs less of?

Fat Yanks

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>>53037992
Didn't say she's british you garlic smelling faggot

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>Just saw a guy at tesco pay by holding up his phone to the machine.

Whoa so app makers have found a way to spoof the chips In contactless cards?

Security risk much?

>>53037992
she's not British, that was the entire point of his post you idiot

do people still have asthma?

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>>53037946
that already happened like 4 years ago across all of 4chan
yet to see these sorts of pics revived though

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>>53037983
[aggressive bark] [swings in a downward angle to attack mace dindu]

We are caged by our cultural programming. Culture is a mass hallucination, and when you step outside the mass hallucination you see it for what it's worth.

>>53037711
*gives you a wrapped present*

You know what /brit/ needs more of?

Anime

its raining like a mad eejit down this neck of the woods

>>53038000
no you bitter cunt

chat the shit near me i'll absolutely deck you into oblivion honest to god

Been lying in bed with my dog since 11am

>>53037917
if you like AIDS yes

>>53037947
how do you know he actually went doe?

>>53037993
>There are people walking around right now with their third eye closed

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sent this to my oneitis

>>53038015
>>53038032
Yes but they were only used ironically and not post-ironically

>>53038024
apple pay?

el pirata....... se enfurece>>53038022

>>53038068
posted the return train tickets on the way back and raged a bit

went over to my friends place the other day and now his mums just made a load of food for me

apparently I look like a starving african or something lmao not going to say no though even if it is weird as fuck

>>53038083
Is that JUST hair

>>53038024
It's the same technology as contactless, RFID (?). Been around for a while now. DUnno about security implications, I'd imagine they've put some though into it la.

>>53038060
cute haha

>>53038083
lol

>>53038103
fat mexicunt leave

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>>53038103

>>53038042
[Anakin stops Mace Windu from hurting the Chancellor, severing Windu's hand. Palpatine drops his act and again strikes Windu with force-lightning; Triumphantly] POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! [sends Windu flying out the window to his death]

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Rolling for Madelyn

>>53038024
paid for my round at the pub with my apple watch the other day, these old blokes at the bar thought i was a right flash billy

>>53038114

>he weighs less than 12 stone

>>53038024
unironically got a high distinction in my intro to i.t. security unit but honestly could not answer this hahahahahahahahahtrololololol

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>>53038096
>>53038118

>>53038107
fucking lel, poor bastard. I'd unironically buy him a pint (and leave after one).

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>>53038046
I can help

>>53038156
here i go haha cant believe im about to get a gf this is unreal

>>53037217

hbd friend have a good day

>>53038156
julie pls

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need a brown sugar gf

want Hillary to win for accelerationist reasons but I'm tempted by a Trump victory for the schadenfreude

>>53037489
NORTHERN IRELAND MENTIONED

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Who's watching Spurs demolish the Bitters?

>>53038156
LIZZY

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>>53038156
going for aafia

>>53038159
m8 I'm 10st and a bit

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Posting this image of this cumrocket I saved last night (can't remember if I saved it from here or /motd/).

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>>53038139
>"Henceforth you shall be known as.."

[uncomfortable pause]

>"Darth ...Vader"

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>>53038115
yea
she sends me all these chinese emoticons/memes, i gave one of them JUST hair like so

If you are pro-anime you are anti-britain

>>53038156
Rolling for anime

>>53038254
why was she in danger?

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>>53038181
Very good post

>>53038230
>accelerationist
like turning america into complete shit?
get sanders then

>>53038221
>you will never have a qt Jamaican gf who will cook you tasty jerk chicken and suck you off with her big beautiful lips whilst you stroke her thick black curly hair

why. fucking. LIVE D:

>>53038267
Oh lord you're actually the anon who sent that message

Shall I travel by rail through the caucasus lads? Would be edgy af.

>>53038024
apple pay you fucking wally

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>>53038156
Rolling for Pakifu <333

>>53038295
ye

>>53038300
if you feel like getting kidnapped, sure

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>tfw no longer h-less
>tfw haven't been k-less since I were a lad of 12
>tfw still V, but I'm alright with that

>>53038286
Sanders would be impotent (already is tbqh)
Hillary has the full power of the establishment behind her

>>53038291
You realise actual Jamaicans look nothing like >>53038221, right? She's like 1/2 or 1/4 black.

>>53038156
BORIS
O
R
I
S

>>53038156
why not

>>53037813
>>53037983
>>53038042
>>53038139
>>53038262
Is this a /brit/ Original™ or a /tv/ gimmick

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>>53038209
>mfw

>>53038323
I have top bants though, could probably meme my way out of any hostile situations.

>>53038230
Trump means teenage wasteland.

>>53038156
Klara 100%

>>53038359
all me

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>>53038284
>>53038272
>>53038181

Eastern cartoon girls OUT

Qt colonial jungle waifus IN

>>53038291
you really want AIDS don't you?

>>53038334
if he succeeded he would double the debt in a couple of years and collapse the shit in his first term
seeing what feminist policy shillary would put forward would be interesting

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>>53038284
thats a fantastic one you made as well

going to listen to wagner once more then go to sleepy town and dream about things

ciao my internet amigos, for I am to meet the brother of death

*kisses both cheeks in a masculine way*
*treks off into the distance waving as Wagner plays*
*you know you'll never see me again as tears well in your eyes*
*the sky is a slow motion video of me waving and smiling while leaving*

>>53036889
Not my mom!!!

>>53038359
[R2-D2 responds with more bleeping]

>>53038156
rolling
kinda want Lauren for the drugs and kinky sex

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>>53038393
I'd rather Anime nonces than you jungle apologists, fuck off.

>>53038156
>will use all the hot water for her showers
>not having an electric shower

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Really enjoy drinking coffee t͜bh. Consider it one of the few things worth avoiding suicide for.

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>>53038359
/tv/ senpai

>>53038156
>tori
>will use all the hot water for her showers
what is this third world meme

>>53038444
FOB

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>>53038344
full black grills are qts too

>>53038328
how did you kiss someone before hugging someone?

>>53038441
>thinking you get a choice after posting that image
Get bent

>>53038398
and they'd blame it on the obstructionist Republicans or the corporations
it's not just about destroying America, but also exposing the political class for what it is

GOT ANY SALMON?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk

>>53038455
What method do you use to make it la?

>>53038469

fuck off you slice of shit

>>53038455
when i was a neet i was proper addicted to coffee, had a cup every 2 hours minimum.

Limit myself to 2 cups and only on weekends now

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>>53038398
>Aids from a blowjob

>>53038410
good night

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>>53038096
>>53038118
>giving a third party app your card number
>giving a third party app that can spoof contactless signals your card number (!)

Fucking hell lads. That app could be beaming your card number to anyone

>>53038221
>>53038233
>>53038393
>>53038469
Has shitposting gone too far?

>>53038485
no matter who was blamed it would be fun to watch the riots- like the LA riots but in every city

>>53038496
>slice of shit
kek

>>53037065
Here man. T-take my (you)s. Just don't do anything crazy!
>>53037065
>>53037053
>>53037053
>>53037053
Here that's all I got!

shit forgot i put a load of washing in

need to put it in the tumble drier asap

>>53038393
What's with all the wogs in /brit/ today?

>>53038513
don't use it myself 2bh, don't see the point as I always have my card on me anyway...

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JANNERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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Thinking about the connection between Huxley's "reducing valve", Gurdjieff's "waking sleep", Leary's "reality tunnel", Kierkergaards "automatic cultural man", Beckers "normal neurosis" and how this links to Freud.

>>53038498
did that in italy for a couple of days and got headaches and the shakes

was very unpleasant actually, might even prefer drunk-sicking

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>>53038496
nah x

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>let's see what the options are
>white slags from my area
>foreign continental white slags
>plastic from the orient
>nope not doing anything for me, I need an uncivilised ape gf

>>53038513
>having all your money in one bank account
probably not even worth stealing from

>>53038502
still possible

>>53038534

>replying to 40 minute old posts

kill yourself

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'Ora lads

(get it lads it sounds like alri haha x)

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>>53038530
watching the left go into complete meltdown mode (pic related) will be the best part of the next 5 years

>>53038156
Roll

Personal finance experts only:
http://strawpoll.me/6439231

>>53038587
bloody ukip nigel racist daily mail

>>53038561
Not enough mosques for him?

>black guys roleplaying as white guys that like black girls

kek face it, nobody want's your nignog women

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVEhWveH9Ig&ab_channel=KSI

>english sersh

>>53038601
gf on the left

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Good 2 hours mate

(takes away from the gimmick but I don't fancy 2 captchas, heres my next post)

Glad black slags are the new kgf's, and star wars posting is quite amusing

>>53038622
nowhere near as overweight

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>>53038591
>still possible

>>53038488
Aeropress.

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>>53038603

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>>53038628
slagfu on the right tbqh

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>>53038622
dutch stoner sersh

Ireland it's like your best tune people know. Ireland's call? Fuck Ireland's call. Pipes and Germoney is based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR7wh0dIRrg