What is the truth behind his smile?
More mysterious than the Mona Lisa, Alberto Barbossa's smile bears the secrets of the Caliphate.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about portugal, you little buceta? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Moortuguese Mujahideen, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Christendom, and I have over 300 confirmed beheadings. I am trained in Islamic warfare and I’m the top bomber in the entire Portuguese armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another kaffir. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dunya, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cuzão. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Sahara and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, palhaço. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Hayaat. You’re fucking dead, kaffir. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my scimitar. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed Jihad, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Islamic World and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Africa, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy Jihad your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn puto. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, caralho.
its a mystery
why do portuguese have moors on their flag?
shut the fuck up nigger muslim,your mom's moist ass inside the niqab is so fucking disgusting,i bet your mother wish she was christian but she would be beheaded or stonded by the sharia police,you fucking nigger
shut the fuck you moroccan nigger,your mom is blowing some dudes in morocco to pay your stay in switzerland
Shut the fuck up muslim nigger
Al-hamdu li-llahi rabbi-l-'alamin
Iy-yaka na'budu wa iy-yaka nasta'in
Sirata-lladhina an'amta 'alaihim
Praise be to Allah;
Who all the worlds made;
Gracious, and Merciful, the Compassionate;
King and Queen of the Day of Faith!
Only thee do we adore, and only Thee do we crave aid!
muslims be muslim
You wish you weren't muslim while you hear the bed next room squeaking at the sounds of your mom's ass getting pounded by niggers,your mom is probably going to get stoned eventually but niggers and other arabs that will behead her in the name of ISIS
t. Alberto Barbosa
t. Assberto Blastbosa
I actually kinda feel guilty about starting this meme
Did someone say we wuz moorz n shieet?
t. Alberto Barbosa
>Bullying the UK's oldest ally
Get the fuck out Krautcuck.
>tfw was not able to put in the t. on my alberto barbosa build on bloodborne because of the character limit
why is niggers so bad?>>53036864
another dutch moroccan/algerian nigger
nigger brit cool guy
cala-te preto de merda
australian nationalism is so ridicolous,look at me im the 5# amglo colomy,or country has the highest nigger arabic muslims percentage i kill my self,>>53037084
Fine fuck you then Portugal.
t.Fuk Ur Treaty
I still don't understand what the fucking "t." even stands for
The real winners here are the argies. It must feel amazing to finally get their chance to fuck with another country after all the >argentina>white stuff.
>Islamic state of Portugal and the Levant
Ancient Latvia was black and e wuz pagans and shiet until German crackers came and said we wuz barbarians baka
Germans were living in straw huts whilst ancient Latvians was inventing electricity and astrology n shi
>The UK is thought to retain a stockpile of around 225 thermonuclear warheads, of which 160 are operational.
*shifts in seat*
HOL UP A SEC
*smacks lips profusely*
SO WE WUZ
*eats dried cod*
*declares moortugal a caliphate*
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
*trims wife's moustache*
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
*drinks dirty tap water*
*unloads spices from caravel*
MOORZ N SHEEIT
nice ironic image,you have the niggest muslim population>>53037424
Alberto Barbosa is so 2015.
Poortugal already got the attention it deserved.
I declare 2016 the year of making fun of the irish. They dont get bantered enough.
As the Caliph of Portugal and the Levant, and soon to be Sultan of Iberia, it is my sole duty to unite all the Moorish people of Iberia under one caliphate, as was destined by the Holy Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) himself.
yfw ppl took this forced meme seriously and actually SPENT TIME making these alberto pictures
Portugal was once a beautiful place, ruled by the greatest of kings. However, after the death of their last king, King Alberto Barbosa CXVIII in 1900, the country fell on hard times. After a century of humiliation, Portugal now has the lowest literacy rate, water availability, food availability, GDP, internet speed, number of hospitals, human rights standards, university graduates, high school graduates, primary school graduates, kindergarten graduates, employed people, people not living with their parents, IQ, penis size, happiness index, HDI, tourism and sanitation in all of Europe and is plagued by diseases such as AIDS, HIV, gonorrhoea, cancer, the common cold, malaria, ebola, chlamydia, cholera, hepatitis, genital herpes and syphilis to name a few.
Portugal is a den of crime, heroin and meth addiction, rape, sodomy, pedophilia, aids, lack of education, gun shootings, mass defecation on streets and the lowest I.Q. in all of the "literate" (which Portugal actually isn't, just a myth) world.
Be careful of Alberto Barbosa, do not listen to his lies.
Meme is serious business.
Might be, but what is the fun in just typing more or less thought out responses to a storm of static memes.
Even the GRÖFAZ could have seen that this is a losing battle.
All the barbossing is interchangable.
Sometimes you shitpost not because you have to achieve something or prove something, like how funny you are, sometimes shitposting I'd what you naturally are and express with your whole being
I came from Africa, from the Moorish caliph plains
I am the ancient prophet - the keeper of the caliphate
I stood upon a rocky Iberian peninsula, I watched the tall caravels come
For five hundred years I'd been the first Iberian caliph
>Along the shores of Morocco, I walked
>Long desert paths that await my walk
>My path stops, what do I see, a Mediterranean sea, looking at me
>Beyond the sea, I foresee, a Moorish land, awaiting me
>A journey of such, one of new, calls for old, to be gone with you
>Hastily a new land, embraced by me, a place, of opportunity
>First times second to none, they shall know first of my ruling thumb
>Only hours a few and I'd be there
>Ruling the lands, that I shall so rightfully bear
>But the white men look on at my silhouetted figure with nothing but disgust -
>Alas, I was too dark -
>Relentlessly, my line of blood was passed
>Bringing with it, by chance of faith, Moorish blood, to rule the caliphate
>So was the beginning of my reign, as the King of Portugal and the Levant
>Alberto Barbosa, the rightful Sultan of Iberia.
t. Alberto Balsalm
>this entire thread
t. Alberto Barbosa
It's just used like the word "regards" that you use at the bottom of a letter or e-mail. People write it in the context of implying that the other person is that guy.
Like if you would write "Dude, Europe sucks and freedom is shit". Some guy would respond to you "t. Ahmed" or whatever to claim that you're a sandnigger.
t. Meme expert
Alberto Barbosa has lost his face, help him find it /int/!
You are now my apprentice: Darth Barbosa!
Expand the moorish caliphate!
WARTE EINE SEKUNDE
DU WILLST MIR SAGEN
WIR WAREN MAUREN UND SCHEIßE????
You mean whether it is regards TO a person or regards from yourself? It means regards from yourself. Imagine your name is Pierre and you signed a letter as "Cordialement, Pierre". It's not hard to understand.
Proof that the ancient portugese was black:
brazil was a portugese colony, and there is a lot of black people in brazil
t. Alberto Barbosa
Jesus christ this means there are literally people here who go there
Fuck why can't we have one nice place
Just leave us the fuck alone
Stop taking our jokes, they are all we have
>Portugal is so poor they will not participate in Eurovision 2016
You can't make this shit up!
I guess they're boycotting it because Israel is in it for religious reasons (jihad/solidarity with arab countries) and Australia because of all the banter.
cant make this shit up