>snowing right now
>sunset at 2:49PM
>already 2 feet of snow on the ground
>small town of 300 people
>nothing to fucking do
>liquor store closed cause too much snow
someone please rescue me
I see the temperature is low
I think there's something you should know
It's Irish weather that's to blame
But the sun is out, and the cold shall be tamed
Traveling home from Dublin city
Five times already this week, a pity
In Enfield service station now
My mind is set to find some chow
Orient yourself towards the psychedelic experience, towards the psychedelic phenomenon, as a source of information. A mirror image of the psychedelic experience in hardware are computer networks. Computer networks, paradoxically enough, are a deeply feminizing influence on society, where, in hardware, the unconscious is actually being created. It's as though we took the Platonic bon mot about how "if God did not exist, Man would invent him", and say "if the unconscious does not exist, humanity will invent it" — in the form of these vast networks able to transfer and transform information
>Racists have been driven back to /pol/
>Anime nonces have been driven back to /a/
[Autists have been driven back to /r9k/
/brit/ is for ordinary chilled out lads again, for chatting shit, posting slags from all races, engaging in top level banter, discussing footy and music and basically just having a fucking good laugh with some like minded lads.
Who do we have to thank for this? One woman, one qt black Yank slag with a nice bum and good music...
A Z E A L I A
Hope we have a long hot slaggy summer this year, can't wait to drink some cider and go out shaggin
Been here since 2013 tbbh It's always been shit and will continue to be, new posters come all the time replacing the old a new era of gimmicks begin. Don't get attached to this shitehole.
But at least i scared away that kentqt faggot the other day, you don't need shitters like that here.
>>mfw most /brit/ users have left
>>all the current /brit/ posters found the general 2 weeks ago after getting bored with reddit
>literally the only people left is the anime cunts and caralad
>still haven't wanked this year
Good thing the slagposts are broken up by those androgynous Korean boybodies that do absolutely nothing for me (or any hot-blooded male).
>Every time one of my housemates gets a visitor they park in front of the driveway.
Why are normies so fucking thick? "Oh a driveway no one will mind if I block that"
well, now that i know for a fact that shes interested i would go and talk to her.
my autism is limited to imitating contact based on fears of rejection and inadequacy.
love this slag 2bh. want her to beat me up.
i get a little dopamine release when i think about suicide
>thighs that at the same width from hip to knee
Gee you sure showed me the error of my ways there lad.
I'm going to learn Spanish by hanging out in HILO LATINO threads.
I am learning the memes. My aim is to simply reproduce the memes in all caps and add to my spanish language /int/ meme collection. Grammar can come later.
However, I will be spelling Chicano with an extra h, as chichano. Because it feels right to me.
>go to college
>making friends there
>even think some qt girl in my class might be interested in me
>but really fallen behind with work and not sure if I can catch up
>new term starts next week but having doubts that i'll return
get that gay 'smiling at the telly' feeling when I watch peter kay's car share lads
literally gagging for an adorable 30-something slag gf
I need to leave this place I'm getting so old it's fucking pathetic
Are you even old enough to drive yet?
It makes me sad sometimes, but then I remember even the fittest slags and most successful people will too, and it must be pretty shit knowing all your billions are for nothing
gp (good post)
Why are you talking like you're 16 and there first time then?
Fuck off you fucking dumb runt. How does that even make sense? I specifically said how I need to leave because I'm the pathetic one, not the other way around.
Are you underage or something you mentally ill insect?
>not wanting an ebony gf
>implying Iskra isn't a goddess
Sorry, but I recognize neither you or your country so goodbye.
I went to primary school, then secondary school, then sixth form for a bit and dropped out, then years later I'm now at college.
Also I used to be a very shy and anxious mega loser but I seem to actually be making progress now. Like, people have invited me out to do stuff unironically.
Don't want to say because I know people will ridicule me but anyway; everybody in my class is 19+. The oldest is about 45 I think... he's an alright guy but i think he wants to bum me desu
Would you let this large, well-groomed, Syrian refugee stay in your flat? Of course he would need to sleep in the bed (with your white gf) because weeks of traveling have left his muscles tense, tight and in need of release. You would sleep on the couch.
You would let him, wouldn't you? You're not some kind of racist, are you?
I had some dodgy MD so I felt like shite on the night but I had zero comedown because I was never high. A couple of weeks for my heart to settle down and I should be good to go again, I normally give it at least a month
Fucking cornwall revealing his Power level
on the cross
Ah fuck I bet the Syrian bull and the pretty Kraut boy both ram her at both ends while passionately kissing each other up top. Forming the perfect love triangle of progress and passion.
Junk food lad who ate monster munch, monster energy drink and cheese and onion sarnie before
I feel like absolute dogshit, but won the last game of CSGO and I think I've got a spot-on Tinder profile now so 2016 is a go wahey
feeling extremely depressed about going back to work tomorrow lads haha
hate my job and have to do such long hours i barely have time to find another. dont want to. happiest I have been in ages was when I was NEET
CHOOSE 1 (ONE) AND 1 (ONE) ONLY
(choose wisely x)
it doesnt feel that way Ivan. I fucking hate it.
Would genuinely rather get paid minimum wage if it meant i could work outside, have free time to pursue my interests and didnt have to work in fucking london
what an arousing prospect.
I reckon when girls start appearing in porn that I am old enough to have have fucked their mothers to create them then I will have to revert to classic porn aka Girls Gone Wild Dormroom Fantasies ;)
i think you are right about that one meightyeight
I did a Masters in that shit and after 2 years of applications to stuff related to it I ended up in management consultancy and detest it.
But then again I know a girl who did meme history, didnt understand anything about foreign policy or international affairs and got the first job she applied for at the FCO so maybe you'll be lucky
>get good job
i'm alreet with it tbqh, worst comes to worst i'm one of the many middle class white kids with a dubious 2:1 in a social science and i can just get a normal job having had a good ol time at uni. My cousin works for DFID and brothers on the grad fast stream with hopes of FCO so i may have some nepotism on my side by the time i'm looking for a job
felt dirty typing that btw
Had to think about that one for a few seconds t b h.
if what my asmr animes tell me is true asians in general have crusty earwax and white piggus have slimy rubbish
which is why ear picking is such a big thing in the orient, cos they can just pick it out with tweezers
They're not human that's why. Stick to posting human slags pls lads
He cries himself to sleep knowing he'll never be able to stop the tide of white European emigration and import Nigerians and Indians from the Commonwealth instead the fucking cuck.
you've got to be thick to even post stuff like that
no party is calling for an end to all immigration
>but le ukip
they only want to let in the good immigrants, so we'll still have muh foreign nhs staff
'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.
My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.
I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'
He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time
I deserved it but it was his fault.
>I am an average British man and therefore I support immigration.
>getting your opinion about immigration from infographics
3 and 5 are lies and 4 is very misleading by using EU immigrants as a benefit instead of the overall immigrant situation as the extreme left cuckold who made that image was trying to imply.
A reminder that the anti-UKIP posters are paid EU shills and their slander is nothing but lies.
how to get kgf la? I failed each time since 2013
if you are real british it isnt that so hard i guess there are some obsessed with european guy easy going pussy in south korea and they even cant know what is difference between western europe and eastern europe
So I won't get preferential treatment for my Brit accent?