I couldn't think of anything so here's a fucking map edition
stop bullying portugal u fukkin prick u hear me?
fukkin racist cunt u think ure funny wit ur stupid alberto barbosa jokes on the internet?
what u say on the internet has consequences u little shit
if this was irl i would beat ur ass
i have portugese friends and they are very nice ppl ok?
stop being a fukkin internet bully keyboard warrior ok
average Algerian poster
cuz it's not MENA
*eats sweet couscous*
HOL HOLL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
*123 viva l'algerie*
*shitposts on /int/*
ARYAN N SHIET??
*strokes his dick*
Deal with it sandnigger, you're from fucking africa.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about portugal, you little buceta? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Moortuguese Mujahideen, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Christendom, and I have over 300 confirmed beheadings. I am trained in Islamic warfare and I’m the top bomber in the entire Portuguese armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another kaffir. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dunya, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cuzão. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Sahara and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, palhaço. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Hayaat. You’re fucking dead, kaffir. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my scimitar. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed Jihad, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Islamic World and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Africa, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy Jihad your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn puto. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, caralho.
It will balkanize eventually when enough autists find this place, it'll still be a thing on slow days but people will prefer smaller, more homogenous generals on weekends.
There's nothing to really lump and Algerian, an Iranian and an Emirati in one thread.
there aren't enough posters to make separate generals
/isr/ threads happen like once in a blue moon
/maghreb/ has like 3 posters each thread
/iran/ is hopeless
the only ones who could escape /mena/ are the t*rks
What is it?
Dagestanis blow up a Russian Military Parade for WW2 and kill 19 soldiers (Cadets at that) and 12 children.
There is no god but God and Mohammad is his Prophet.
Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah is worse than killing...
but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun"
Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not."
Quran (4:74) - "Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward."
Quran (4:89) - "They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But take not friends from their ranks until they flee in the way of Allah (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades, seize them and slay them wherever ye find them; and (in any case) take no friends or helpers from their ranks."
Quran (16:106) - He who disbelieves in Allah after his having believed, not he who is compelled while his heart is at rest on account of faith, but he who opens (his) breast to disbelief-- on these is the wrath of Allah, and they shall have a grievous chastisement.
Quran (4:95) - "Not equal are those of the believers who sit (at home), except those who are disabled (by injury or are blind or lame, etc.), and those who strive hard and fight in the Cause of Allah with their wealth and their lives. Allah has preferred in grades those who strive hard and fight with their wealth and their lives above those who sit (at home). Unto each, Allah has promised good (Paradise), but Allah has preferred those who strive hard and fight, above those who sit (at home) by a huge reward "
he thinks that by spamming cherry picked verses he is somehow causing guilt/grief/a questioning of faith/ etc. I really don't understand it 2bh. Only one I know that is genuinely this autistic when it comes to salafist islam is that one dude from jersey
Quran (5:33) - "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement"
instead of spamming, why not have a discussion or alternate forms of shitposting that contain better bants? I really don't know what you're thinking you're achieving here desu lad.
Quran (8:15) - "O ye who believe! When ye meet those who disbelieve in battle, turn not your backs to them. (16)Whoso on that day turneth his back to them, unless maneuvering for battle or intent to join a company, he truly hath incurred wrath from Allah, and his habitation will be hell, a hapless journey's end."
pic is the prophet muhammed (place bomb upon him)
>when pigskins "fight islam" by raiding a general full of fedoras
need to end this race asap
>I subscribe to the conventions of mainstream religion
Quran (9:20) - "Those who believe, and have left their homes and striven with their wealth and their lives in Allah's way are of much greater worth in Allah's sight. These are they who are triumphant."
Quran (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued."
Quran (9:30) - "And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!"
>doesn't post face
also cherry picked. The book is neither the embodification of evil nor good, it's an old-ass book with plenty of examples of both. Theoretically, that's why you have religious scholars that interpret them, sort of like how a supreme court interprets a constitution. That's where the differences lie.
Also, it doesn't really matter to me at this point, I'm an agnostic at best anyway.
Quran (9:38-39) - "O ye who believe! what is the matter with you, that, when ye are asked to go forth in the cause of Allah, ye cling heavily to the earth? Do ye prefer the life of this world to the Hereafter? But little is the comfort of this life, as compared with the Hereafter. Unless ye go forth, He will punish you with a grievous penalty, and put others in your place."
post your best
im not saying its an embodification of evil, but overall i do think it is negative and there is evidence to this that is backed up with 'religious scholars.'
i mean if there was some religious book that was as written by satan himself you could still say any quote from it is cherry picked and it's up to the religious scholars
Hope you aren't too ~attached~ to your head
Hello, MENA. I would appreciate some answers, if you don't mind.
Which MENA country is the least islamic one, and particularly the least fundamentally islamic one. The country in which people care the least about the religion and more about simply having a good life.
Culturally the Lebanese and Iranians are probably the least Islamic, they enjoy drinking, dancing, singing, partying, mixing boys and girls and sex outside of marriage is not uncommon. Unfortunately for the Iranians this all has to be done very discreetly because their government will not tolerate it, and whereas in Lebanon it's a little more open the current situation across the border in Syria has brought the national mood down a bit,
>Why are there so many non-mena countries here?
just dropping a few things off for the kids
Iranian women generally stick to Iranian men and vice versa. They have a very strong belief that only Iranians 'get' other Iranians, and that any marriage outside of their culture may not turn out so well. However, Iranians who live in Norway already will most likely be more open to the idea, the same way I know of some Iranian/English mixed race couples in England (although that's usually an Iranian man and an English woman, though sometimes the other way too)
America is a wealthy country with a diverse economy. Many desirable products are made in USA.
That's the problem, it's like asking Italian, a Spaniard and a French to speak in Latin, no one speaks Arabic natively, we speak our countries' languages. So English is needed to find a common ground.
Unfortunately it's probably the same story for them too. As far as I know Tunisians were relatively open to expats but recent events in the Middle East have made both Lebanon and Tunisia a little more wary of outsiders, it's a shame because both countries have the potential to become even more popular tourist destinations than Dubai, Egypt, Turkey etc. But they're held back by recent insurgencies.
If you're looking for a woman from the Middle East your best bet is probably Lebanon, but it's a tough area to find a woman willing to marry outside of her culture.
>ths Polish nigger thinks I give a fuck
Allahu akbar my friend
Nothing. They just don't want me, I guess. I'm not fat or ugly, but I am skinny and have low self esteem. But I do come from a bit of a semi-wealthy family, so I would give a woman an improved lifestyle. That would be true for Norwegian women too, but they already live so well on average that they don't care enough about the "extra" I could give them. At the same time, it would be unfortunate to only attract golddiggers that will only cheat on me at some point.
I'd say look for an East Asian woman, they're very attracted to wealth. I'd avoid Filipinos and Thais as I hear they almost always cheat on the moneybags once they get a chance.
Unfortunately using money as your main way to attract a girl will almost always lead to her cheating when she gets the chance. Just go and find yourself a nice quiet Chinese or Korean girl who'll like your awkward, low self-esteem demeanor.
Middle Eastern women can be one hell of a handful, they'll eat a quiet, timid guy alive. Same with Eastern European women from my limited experience.
My self-esteem is limited to my body tho, I have good self-esteem when it come to my person and my mind. If only I could get to a point at which my body didn't matter, then I think I would flourish in a relationship.
>have low self esteem about your body
try being a fatass like me
I'm 55kg and 175cm.
In a country like Norway where people get more and more attractive, and more and more fit and well-trained, girls will never want this skinny body. Unless I go for one of the ugly ones, that is.
meh, I have/had a male friend who was 175 and 50kg, yet he was getting pussy more than any chan autist could imagine.
it is not about your physic imo, it is more about knowing where, when, with who and how to socialize.
That's pretty accurate.
Strangely enough Mauritania is the one of the most pan-arabsit states in MENA, they take immense pride in arabness, poetry and bedouin lifestyle. While the central Maghreb countries want fuck all with that unity.
I tried that, and it didn't work.
1. I know myself well enough that I know I'm not focused enough to change my lifestyle so much that I go to the gym several days a week for the rest of..the next ten years or whatever.
2. I already eat a lot but I don't increase in weight. However, I could always try to simply eat even more, to the ridiculous amount. It would work fine, but I suppose I would get fat rather than fit.
No, I'm very healthy actually.
That's not my experience at least. I know how one socialize plays an important part. I'm not an autist or anything, and I have lots of friends and I do socialize. But I guess it's true I'm no expert in hitting on girls.
Anyone from ISIS? How's life, is this like religious North Korea and Cuba?
Do they let use internet anyone aside upper classes?
When are you guys expand beyond Iraq and Syria? i saw your Victoria 2 maps claiming much more clay
Living in London I've met many people from the Middle East, in my experience, Iranians are the whitest ones, with Lebanese coming in a close second.
Results of a google search for iranian people
and the same search for algerian people
this will degenerate into an autism battle
but how about you offer large, clear and in context samples instead of the vague "x" people
feels free to provide a better iranian pic a that's all I found that was somewhat clear
they really do, most iranian women i've seen are beautiful
anyway heres algerian and iranian football teams for comparison
Allow me please
standouts include womanlet qt and miss derpette in the back
lol our local women's team actually played those last season.
here's our men's team
Is this qt Iranian? I have her picture saved and she doesn't have that arabesque look at all
>this thread satisfies my qt
>middle eastern women are quite a handful
can't wait desu
2016 is the year desu
The tallest one looks like an Ottoman officer in a regional Balkan war movie production
The one in the center looks like a Balkanian. He could pass as a native of my region and the far right one looks like an Arab balding businessman with a luscious wife who cheats on him
Khaoula is not a woman m8 she's an ideal, like the hijab or communism, and she lives on in all of our heads as a flawless beacon of what the world could be
Also nah man it's not about that. I'm in between stages of my life, and the previous one was a freefall away from my intended flight path. I'm currently shatterinr myself physically, emotionally, and mentally, and rebuilding myself to emerge as a better person
t's not as simple as a flight ticket or something like that, the menafu is an ideal, like communism, or khaoula, it transcends simple
>tfw no menaqt
Hard to put these cosmic ideals into words
Even if she wants, some familias finds it disgraceful that a woman marriezs outside her culture and they will pressure her to not.
You have to be lucky to find both an open minded family and a willing woman.
you are literally a pleb m8 hurr durr let me le voice my irrelevant opinion
if you were in charge of eugenics we'd have single eyed freaks in a generation
then you need to become the person women cheat with
(to be honest)
Maybe Gita is plastic, but she's always been my numero uno
Well I was at my friends while I was chilling listening to some electronic music, I got chatty with this awesome girl I found on *cough* Reddit *Cough* which in my defense I ABSOLUTELY despise but use the dubai subreddit to follow news (I swear thats it) and met this massive music freak girl there and and we're going out tomorrow in JLT and I'm so fucking happy but only as friends cause I haven't met her yet but she's a cutie, a serious fucking cutie.
I'm not fat or bad looking or autistic or anything, it's just that It's weird in here and I haven't had sex in 6 full months, i'm not even kidding.
Who gives a shit if you follow reddit. The only people who will call you out on following it are redditors themselves. People make a giant taboo out of nothing, both are shitty sites used to spend your time and dull the ache
"Gita Zadeh", if you haven't already...
I would give my left nut for a girl like that. She's not my "number one from brown girls", she's my number one completely. I don't remember having this much of a "picture crush" since I saw Rachel Weisz on "The Mummy"
Lol, no I will remove islam from her obviously. If she is so religious that I would have to convert to islam in order to have her marry me, then I don't think there will be much point of trying to rid islam out of her.
Oh come on, ' famille ' haha, you seem pretty cool and funny, you'll love it! What part of UAE do you live? Dubai here!
Pretty much anything really, you can even go to an emirate called Ajman and buy ' legally ' any kind of alcohol and just transport it back to dubai to stockup!
We're only missing Hashish/weed here, other than that we got it all!
I know an import oriented country like UAE might have a big selection on European brands, but I was wondering about domestic ones, the "native beer"
I never tried hashish or weed
Sorry I didn't clarify. I meant put a show for the family. Your chances to find a non-religious girl but with a conservative family are higher and generally they don't oppose marriage of their girl with a muslim .
We don't have a "420 dude" culture but people do smoke weed. Since I only went "around those circles", I wouldn't know how widespread they are.
I took LSD once, bought it before I went to my village home, just to try. I woke up in my vineyard, freezing cold and soggy ground...when I returned home, I saw the sketches I made. Sketches from my balcony's view which overlooks on three hills. I drew three hills on fire, few black houses below and a rainbow-ish field, and I took a really small dose
The sketch was mental, and I decided never to use it again. But I did feel a sense of relief equal to yelling and pounding something with my fist. Like every problem I had was gone the moment I woke up