Went to my mates funeral, almost fucked a 12 year old girl at some party, AO squad running all round my neighbourhood making a racket early in the morning, meet up with a few people I haven't seen since primary, just felt like it was jam packed.
well, here they are, the various form factors that milk comes in
>Went to my mates funeral
>almost fucked a 12 year old girl at some party
>AO squad running all round my neighbourhood making a racket early in the morning
Yeah I would probably fuck a 12 year old girl if it didn't hurt her physically or mentally, much like how I would totally eat nothing but fast food if it didn't hurt me health-wise.
Don't watch movies, watch films.
Un moment d'égarement
La Vie d'Adèle
Jeune & Jolie
Naissance des pieuvres
La piel que habito
>tfw just pulled out all the spinifex from my socks
feels good man
Finland and Australia are the two biggest meme exporters in the world. It fits perfectly.
Overpriced chain of dairies. I've never seen them anywhere other than the Auckland and Wellington CBDs
cartographer had a seizure?
You could probably one or two city flags to github though desu
What about this?
that looks like it sort of came into being through time and natural development, but the papua border looks like someone started drawing the border with a ruler and then abrubtly stopped to let the madman out and then continued with the ruler for what ever reason
Russia looking hungry for some /balt/+/ausnz/ cunny.
No. Europe is shitty. I love Baltics and Asian culture.
I don't have one. I'm not the type of guy who texts girl. I just want a Baltic friend to have some talk about Baltics but /balt/ always treats me bad so I think I will check coachsurfing.
/ausnz/ was generally either uni talk or /brit/-like banter that basically happened once a fortnight. I don't think that's bad, but I don't really consider it worth missing either.
>/ausnz/ was generally uni talk
Fucking hell I do not miss that.
i dont know what a Herni is like a hernia ?
i dont think u udnerstand m8 now go fuck off back to liberal arts 101 or whatever the fuk u do this thread is for real men kk
>i dont think u udnerstand m8 now go fuck off back to liberal arts 101 or whatever the fuk u do this thread is for real men kk
Yeah that pretty much cemented that you had no idea what the fuck I was even saying.
>stupid bitch u dont even kno wtf is going on do u ?
You're either a shit-tier troll or the dumbest cunt I've seen on here since 2016 started. Either way your life sounds pretty fucked and I feel kind of bad for you.
man fuck ur gay uni shit okay i dont give a fuck abut ur fancy book learning but there r ppl in the real world doin real things n u just gotta respect that who the fuk think u built that building for the uni whetre u study dumb fuck??
Service Cashier at Woolies. Living the dream while at uni.
Sounds terrific desu. I'd love to work those sorts of hours so I wouldn't have to interact with customers much.
Sexual harassment. Hit the wrong bunda and eventually paid the price for it. Which wasn't necessarily entirely bad anyway.
more like jailbait amirite? hahahaha
I am bad at it but I want to be your friend. Your post is the cutest thing I've ever read here. No homo. I will marry a girl from Vilnius. I just want to be your brother. Have a throwaway mail?
Has anyone been to Melbourne lately? I swear it's 2/3 Chinese
>I phoned my father. He told me he went to pay for bets on some football matches.
I don't entirely see how this is part of what's making you sad. Does your dad have a gambling problem or something?
>I post on 4chan in a cold commieblock with noone around listening to robot music.
Yeah that does sound shit, but what is robot music?
So if you did what would you choose then?
>I don't entirely see how this is part of what's making you sad. Does your dad have a gambling problem or something?
We don't talk much. He is away from me and when I talk to him it is always that non-personal, shitty trivias like betting topics or how this winter's fish are tasty or bad, etc.
just before torrented straight outta compton and watched it.
Truly a collective mind we have here
How old are you friend? If you are young, there is nothing wrong with making your own money before jumping on a higher plane. It is more honourable than leeching your parents for cigarette money.
Yeah but that's just how man talk is most of the time. You can't just talk about how much you miss each other or some shit every time you talk. My dad lives out of town, too; but when I speak to him on the phone it's usually the same sort of shit as what you described: What I've been doing, what he's been doing, what my brothers are doing, etc. It's just shooting the shit mate.
Are you saving money for it?
He doesn't love me. He wanted a DNA test to see if I'm actually his son. He wanted me to be a football player, he named me after a football player.
What I did? I chose being a goalkeeper since I hated running and he hated me.
Thank you, I too think there's nothing wrong with any job, as long as it comes with a paycheck.
I'm saving money to get a better job so I could put away more.
My internet is the only thing that prevents me from killing myself desu
9.90 eu/month bois
i'm sorry to hear that
for what it's worth i think soccer is shit
Yeah that's fucked up and yes like >>53028509 I think soccer is a bit shit.
Well as someone who's also trying to chase a better career, I really hope it works out for you.
If I left you a throwaway mail adress, would you occasionally text me? I liked your naivity so much.
>good and friendly weather in /bantz/
>Estonians not posting
I don't think it is random.
>Was mad as fuck about the Coalition fucking up the NBN
>Only putting FTTP on some residences instead of all of them
>Turns out my home is one of the ones that got FTTP
>NBN now available in my area
>Changing over within the next couple of weeks
>Actually interested to see how this goes
>I remember a turk posting about his father wanting him to get DNA test.
Yes, I post here regularly. If Turks raid and be irritating, I put my tripname Tarkan Sander but mostly I'm anon. I am friends with Belarus poster. I'm very glad Anzacs came here since it is great to see my best friends hanging there.
Normally Turks are dickheads; but you're alright.
>>Turns out my home is one of the ones that got FTTP
I'm sad. I'm sad because I was informed by my ISP that my premises would be receiving FTTN.
Not only that, they said I'd have to wait at least another year until installation in my area begins.
I'm currently casually employed, mostly doing yardwork and quasi-garbage collection. But I also do a little bit of extra work here and there for a couple of labour hire companies doing odd labouring jobs like unloading trucks or working for a removalist. I'm not even hoping to get work in a specific field, as such, just looking for something full time so I can make more money and only have to focus on one job. I'm hoping to get a call back regarding one within the next week or so.
I wonder how many young people here on /int/ do labor work.
>just looking for something full time so I can make more money
Yeah I'm constantly monitoring the national employment agency website for a better paid job what would also not require 2 hour daily commute.
>I'm hoping to get a call back regarding one within the next week or so.
Good luck! I had to wait 2 weeks before I got a confirmation on this one.
>tfw the flat I'm living in now will finally be getting ultra-fast fibre in the next 6 months
>tfw I move out this month
>tfw the next flat I move into won't have any fibre either
>sunburned skin peeled off
>I now have the skin colour of a Polynesian demigod
>I wonder how many young people here on /int/ do labor work.
Considering they'd have to leave the house to do it, my money's on not many. Also define young.
>Yeah I'm constantly monitoring the national employment agency website for a better paid job
Gotta go where the money is, fuck your employer.
>what would also not require 2 hour daily commute.
Fuck you have to travel for two hours to get to work? That's a bit shit; my main job is about 5-10 mins if you drive or about 30 or so if you walk.
Thanks. I've already been to an interview with them in which we discussed my qualifications and experience, which they seemed fairly happy with. I rang them a couple of weeks ago just before Christmas to follow it up and they said they'd be holding a second round of interviews to try and cut their number of candidates down. So if I can get through those then it should be mine.
> I had to wait 2 weeks before I got a confirmation on this one.
On the snow and ice one, or something else?
Yes, that's a good start. Do you have a car or access to one?
>Fuck you have to travel for two hours to get to work? That's a bit shit; my main job is about 5-10 mins if you drive or about 30 or so if you walk.
I didn't explain myself clearly. I meant I wouldn't trade my current workplace what is only 10 minutes away from home for something on the other side of the city.
>On the snow and ice one
Yeah that one.
>Yes, that's a good start. Do you have a car or access to one?
Yes, dad said I can use his old rusty Audi as I want. It only requires some minor repairs and it's good.
How much did you pay? I ate iskender with my friend yesterday.
Then I'm not even young anymore in that book.
>I didn't explain myself clearly. I meant I wouldn't trade my current workplace what is only 10 minutes away from home for something on the other side of the city.
What if the pay was significantly better? Also does it actually take two hours to get to the other side of the city, or were you just using hyperbole?
>Yes, dad said I can use his old rusty Audi as I want. It only requires some minor repairs and it's good.
Well that's lucky. Take whatever advantage you can while you're still young. I shyed away from my Dad's offer of similar help and I'm paying for it now.
I'm pretty hungry, too. But I'm still going to talk about kebabs and you can't stop me.
>Nothing, thought I could handle it because it looked so small.
Are you kind of short, skinny, anything like that?
Maybe it was just a dodgy kebab and you're about to have yourself a powerhouse round of diarrhea.
>Then I'm not even young anymore in that book.
That's an approximation, the government says 'young people' are those from 15 to 29.
>What if the pay was significantly better?
If the pay was *significantly* better, I'd work in another country, hehe.
>Also does it actually take two hours to get to the other side of the city, or were you just using hyperbole?
In winters it can literally take up to 2 hours to get from the one end of the city to the other, using public transport. Realistically it's often around 1 hour.
>Take whatever advantage you can while you're still young
I should've been more active right after I finished the high school, but I was too immature, lazy and ignorant and I'm paying for it now.