Risk Thread: World

Will start at 6 players and bump

anyone?

>>53013483
FINALLY

>Oranje
>South Africa
>orange

>>53014539
whoops forgot trip

>>53014638
Didn't want to host but no one else would so i guess i had to do it, anyways lets hope we can get more people in the game so we can begin.

>>53013483
>Wallonia
>Belgium
>Brown

>>53013483
> United States of China
> Beijing
> red

>>53014720
I usually rely on int for my late night strategy fix and I'm very glad that you have decided to provide, my good sir

>>53014720
>>53014892
Exactly. Thank you, OP.

2 more players till start

>>53014974
Let's make friends with our enemies while we wait. What do you all hate most about your country?

>Current government, especially president

>>53015069
are you the same oranje who normally posts from The netherlands?
Anyways, I hate how ugly and cheap some parts of the country looks and how a lot of people are fat and ignorant.

>>53015069
almost everything, canada is better aside from their meme prime minister

>>53013483
>Кaмчáтcкий
>Kamchatka Krai
>Grey

>>53015069
The people, especially the right-wing semi-Nazi PEGIDA fucktards who seem all to be uninformed uneducated fucks who normally wouldn't even dare stepping out of their house because of their autism yet now, as they have someone they can blame for their self-inflicted misery and idiocy, they fill up the streets every Monday in Dresden like scum

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>>53015179
Nah, I've never been to the Netherlands. Oranje, the Orange Free State, and the Transvaal are just popular among non-leftists who like history here in South Africa. I'm not even descended from or related to Dutch or Afrikaans-speakers, I'm just impressed by the pre-WW1 countries in this region.

>>53015198
Culturally, the US and Canada aren't that different. What makes you think Canada is better?

>>53015253
cuck detected

>>53015337
Oh there's a dutch poster called Oranje Hansa who plays risk here a lot that's why I asked.

>>53015253
How do you identify politically? I'm curious, because most people I've asked here have been centrist leaning right or libertarian.

>>53015364
Keep giving him that lip and I'll come over there and cuck you out of all of your t's friendo

>>53015341
>better minorities
>better cities (not many niggers)
>better healthcare (universal)
just to name a few

>Greater Texas
>Texas
>Dark Red

>>53015375
Ah ok.
And which parts don't look attractive to you? I always find the landscape in the US to be quite attractive, but I have to agree that some of the cities are less so.

>>53015364
u wot m8

>>53015384
In European terms, I'd be a social libertarian with ordo-liberal economic views.
If we're speaking American, I'd probably be seen as a centrist leaning a bit left, fiscally conservative. (I think)

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>>53013483
MUPDATE 1

middle east

>>53015438
I wouldn't say better cities really...they are only "better" in that the have less minorities but I'd rather live in New York than Toronto

>>53015069
I don't know much about South African politics, the only thing I know about your president is that he's living polygamous, right?

>>53015444
nice trips

>>53015474
Interesting. I've found anecdotally that most younger Germans lean the other way, towards increased conservatism, while 30+ fall roughly into the same bracket that you do. Do you also find that? Or have I just only ever met edgy German youths?

>>53015532
Expand along the Sea of Okhotsk and into Japan

>>53015537
i wouldn't say less minorities more or less that you just take the 50% nigs and replace them with asians in places like vancover

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>>53015532
>The Confederacy
>Gold
>South America, specifically Patagonia region

And if I'm allowed to roll this turn, expand into the north

>>53015532
Extend to the South and East
> United States of China

>>53015460
I agree that a lot of the landscape is beautiful, but a lot of the places you go to in day-to-day life are like 12 lane highways with fast food, cheap houses and gas stations with a lot of ugly strip malls in there too.

>>53015532
expand all directions

>>53015532
Fill France
>Wallonia

>>53015532
Oranje

Expand northeast to take madagascar, spillover into equal push all along south african border northwards

>>53015569
And yep, he's polygamous, and used public funds to build a multi-million euro homestead for himself. Not to mention not having completed highschool. Also was the primary roleplayer in the biggest corruption scandal in the country's history.

Just want to say palis and dubs are worth 19 t's

>>53015698
Ah cool
Do we get a capital bonus?

>>53015747
no

>>53015695
Oh and to add to that, has literally dozens of children and grandchildren and has been filtering them into high level positions during his terms.

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>>53015532
MUPDATE 2

middle east

>>53015833
expand northwest

>>53015833
Fill up east france and west germany

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>>53015833
Expand further north

>>53015833
Oranje

Expand northwards

>>53015833
Fill Japan and the Koreas. Any spills to Alaska

>>53015588
I can only tell of my experiences in Gymnasium (we have an education system parted in three, with Gymnasium being the type of school that enables you to go to university), and the youth there was largely divided:
the rich, bigwig city people coming from higher income families often lean much more to the left than i do, being very environmentalist, social democratic (in America: socialist) and idealistic. I didn't like them very much, although they are at least no Pegidiots, they tend to be unpragmatic dogmatic hippies without a sense for real politics (our youth voter quota is horrible)
The other group is the exact opposite, coming from the countryside, they tend to be afraid of the globalised world and being very conservative, even to the point of being extreme right-wing. These people were just the same as the hippies, just that they didn't accept any other reality than their close-minded country world, instead of being stuck in a golden cage like the bigwigs. As far as I was concerned, I was considered an exotic from both groups.

>>53015833
Expand south
> United States of China

>>53015833
>Java
>Yellow
>Karajan Majapahit

>>53015695
>>53015786
Sounds great, not banana republic-oid at all! Do all people in your country hate him, or does he have a crooked fanbase or something like that? After all, he's still president, right?

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>>53015833
MUPDATE 3

middle east

>>53016145
fill /asean/

>>53016032
Care for a NAP?

>>53016145
Fill Japan, spills to Alaska

>>53016145
Fill up more France

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>>53016145
Continue pushing north.

>>53016161
Ok, accepted.

>>53016145
Continue expanding south, to Thailand, Vietnam and Malaysia.

>>53016208
NAP?

>>53016145
>One True Chinese People's Republic of Cambodia
>Cambodia
>Cyan

>>53016284
Sure thing. You looking for European t's or are you expanding east?

>>53016326
italy and greece

>>53016145
Oranje

Expand northeast

Care for a NAP OP?

>>53016134
He has no white supporters at all. The black voterbase is split into two relevant groups: Xhosa and Zulu. The ruling party, the ANC, is disliked by the Zulus and supported by the Xhosas. Zuma, the president, is a member of the ANC who happens to be Zulu. So he enjoys a lot of support from both sides of the black voterbase, which makes up ~80% of voters here. Rural South Africa is so poor that radio access is a big thing, and these people follow their party almost religiously. But support for the ANC is slowly slipping, with more non-white people voting for the "white" party, the DA, who have acquired a black figurehead as the party leader - which should speed up the process. The DA is predicted to win majority in the 20s, or even 30s if we're not lucky.

>>53016385
yes

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>>53016145
MUPDATE 4

middle east, spill somalia

>>53016428
Hurrah! Africa for me plox

>>53016510
Spread east

>>53016510
Fill Russia and Mongolia along the Chinese border

>>53016385
Huh, interesting. Are your parties more ideology-based or voter-group-based? Because ethnicity seems to make up a big reason to vote for one of the parties, if I get you right...and isn't Polygamy illegal in South Africa? How the hell does Zuma do it?

>>53016510
Attack Cambodia
> United States of China

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>>53016510
Continue the march north

>>53016510
United States of China, NAP with OTCPRC?

>>53016510
remove light blue

>>53016510
Oranje
Northeast, horn of Africa specifically to take the crossing territory, spillover northwest

>>53016134
people hate him right now but somehow he still holds on to a few mense for some reason

>>53016510
Is it too late to join?
If not

>Funland empire
>Finland
>ping

>>53016552
>>53016576
No love for Cambodia

>>53016510
Attack United States of China

>>53016385
Maimane, amirite?

>>53016616
someone please send help

>>53016552
Voter-group. Ideologically the parties are identical, but the DA has a far better track record in terms of corruption and banana republic-esque shenanigans. And polygamy is alive and kicking in the rural areas. You can get away with anything if it's your culture. The ideology thing is interesting though. When the ANC was fighting the struggle etc all of the underground black parties were communist, but during the negotiations with the Apartheid government to take over power they were forced to become more moderate.

>>53016639
Pls Maimane be the coconut we so desperately need <3

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>>53016510
MUPDATE 5

north from the horn and middle east

>>53016768
Expand east
>>53016604
Nap, funland?

>>53016768
Attack United States of China

>>53016768
Continue attacking Cambodia

>>53016688
Very interesting. Thanks for enlighting me about South African politics, senpai

>>53016768
fill up the rest of scandi, then move on to russia

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>>53016768
Expand up along the western coast

>>53016768
expand north

>>53016768
continue removal of light blue

>>53016768
Continue filling Russia and Mongolia along the Chinese border. Any spills to fill Russia

>>53016768
Oranje
Straight north to the crossing to sicily, wpillover westwards from that line

>>53016841
if you call an NAP with me, I'll give you all the clay I get if I beat US of China

>>53016724
he's the only black guy I'm glad to see with a white wife

>>53016868
nah

>>53016790
sure

>>53016875
>2016
>being a South African
LOL

>>53016887
pls no bully

>>53016904
are you the peruvian who normally goes by shashanda arandsha

>>53016905
Pls be gentle with your "bantz," we are very emotional creatures.

>>53016942
nope

>>53016875
Yep. I rate Maimane based/10.
>He can actually say big numbers

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>>53016768
MUPDATE 6

north africa and greece

>>53016952
opinion on EFF, pls?
threat or not a threat?

>>53017003
light blue OUT

>>53017003
Attack Cambodia
> United States of China

>>53017003
Attack Yellow

>>53017003
Go south through corsica and sardinia into north africa

>>53017003
finish up with sweden, then spread to russia

>>53017003
take baja and mexico up to yucatan, spills go east

>>53017003
Fill Russia

>>53017003
Oranje
As before, straight up to Sicily crossing. Take the province, but don't cross to Sicily

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>>53017003
The time has come!

Launch a naval invasion into Australia and began the assault on Karajan's forces.

I suppose it would also be the right time to propose an alliance to General Tsao, if he is still alive.

>>53017003
>Light Blue
>Macrist Empire
>Central Germany

>>53017106
dude come on now

>>53017023
Hard to say. Probably not a threat unless they manage to drum up serious urban support. If they steal support from the DA then it'll just reinforce the ANC because DA will never sign with EFF, but if they manage to get ANC voters to desert it's actually a good thing because ANC will be out faster. They themselves will never be a serious threat. I hope.

>>53017087
Nigga there's too much shit happening in europe, you sure you don't want to be in mongolia instead or some shit?

>>53017162
shit, meant to quote >>53017106

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>>53017003
MUPDATE 7

italy and spill north

>>53017193
kek,no because Mauri is European.

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>>53017206
Continue conquering Karajan's lands.

>>53017206
attack red

>>53017206
Oranje
WEST TO THE ATLANTIC CROSSING NAO
Colonialism pls go

>>53017206
Fill Russia ... "peacefully"

>>53017206
remove gold didn't even notice them lel

>>53017206
Attack Cambodia.
> United States of China

>>53017206
>POLAND STRONK
>Poland
>Any color

>>53017206
Fuck it, attack blue.
>>53017193
Emperor spurd do you want to get in on this

>>53017206
Spill north, gonna try to avoid grey's territory for now

>>53017271
sure

>>53017266
are you fucking kidding me

>>53017206
expand east

>>53017230
General Tsao, would you like an alliance?

I will continue to fight against Karajan's forces in the south and give you some room to fight back against China.

>>53017333
Yes please, greatest ally

Many thanks and good luck to you war with the evil Karajan

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>>53017206
MUPDATE 8, yellow got cucked edition

greece, italy, and turkey

>>53017512
expand north until i can cross to atlantis and start taking that over

>>53017512
Full attack on Cambodia
> United States of China

>>53017512
Missed me OP >>53017245

Continue filling Russia peacefully

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>>53017512
Conquer whatever is left of Karajan.

Any spills go to further expansion in Australia

>>53017512
fug
remove robert lee

>>53017512
Kill marcrist empire

>>53017555
TRIPS

>>53017512
Oranje
West, hugging brown's territory
Spillover into filling up that gap in northeast africa

>>53017512
remove red

>>53017512
Attack poland, fill it with menes :DDDD

>>53013483
Why is Vancouver Island fused into the rest of Canada in that map?

>>53017512
Spread into baltic states, spills to czechoslovakia

>>53017206
attack blue

Man what a fucking clusterfuck Europe is turning out to be.

>>53017628
KURWA

>>53017714
You sound surprised. Why is this?

>>53017714
You and me vs. everyone spurdo lets kig sum ass :DD

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>>53017512
Mupdate 9

turkey and north

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>>53017779
Continue the attack on Karajan

>>53017779
Attack Cambodia.
> United States of China

>>53017779
Remove Funland from Russia

>>53017779
remove red scum

>>53017779
Attack the lighter of the two blues

Help yurop funland is warring me

>>53017779
pls stop hurting me gold
fight back

>>53017779
Looks like I need to quit my job so I can get to risk games right when they start.

>>53017589
why the butthurt?

>>53017779
Fill up gap between me and OP, spillover into all other unoccupied African territory.

>>53017779
fill denmark

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>>53017779
Expand into grey and polan, this is all-out war now

>>53017779

east towards atlantis

>>53017856
Everything was going fine in Europe with me and funland until you put and poland yourselves right in the middle of everything

>>53017779
Kill Light blue

>>53017906
y-you aren't getting in there to attack the walloons are you?

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>>53017931

>>53017963
Walloons would you like a NAP?

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>>53017779
MUPDATE 10

north

>>53017779
OP would you care to join me and Funlands alliance? He seems to be at war with grey if you want to help him out with that.

>>53018050
attack blue
> United States of China

>>53018050
fill east england

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>>53018050
We must advance the front!

Continue attacking Karajan!

>>53018056
no i will keep our nap though

>>53018050
attack red

>>53018050
expand north, both to grey's territory and poland

>>53018015
Sure
>>53018050
Kill light blue still

>>53018086
Thank you for remaining neutral OP

>>53018050
Remove Funland from Russia and invade Scandinavia

>>53018050
fill atlantis

>>53018050
Oranje
Keep filling up all the gaps in Africa, spillover into neutral South America if I roll high

>>53017991
Im at war with funland ur at war with wallington wanna stop war and ally?

>>53018050
gold die

>>53018094
May our friendship be long and strong

>>53018163
sure

>>53018050
Invade funland

>>53018117
Ok russia I have a deal: after this turn I'll stop expanding to russia if you don't expand to scandi either, plus I'll give you my rarest pepe. Is that ok?

>>53018117
Thank you kamchatskij u are savior of yurop

>>53018228
Sign a NAP and you have a deal.

>>53018184
>>53018189
Hey you guys have established yourselves as legitimate states and the Walloons will agree to upgrade your status from meme state to official recognition if we agree to stop fighting

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>>53018050
MUPDATE 11

north in europe and asia

>>53018259
remove red

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>>53018259
Continue the push against Karajan!

>>53018259
Defend any attacks from poland and marcrist and spill into spain

>>53018244
sure I'll sign a NAP with you.

>>53018259
Fill gaps, then expand to South America

>>53018259
Keep attacking Cambodia
> United States of China

>>53018259
fill east norway and scotland

>>53018259
Engage those poland fuccbois at ONCE

>>53018240
Like I give a fuck about 'yurop'. I want Russia

>>53018283
Good to hear. Best of luck killing Poland.

>>53018259
Remove Funland from Russia. Any spills to fill former Soviet Union borders

>>53018257
Ok if funland doesnt invade next mupdate i wont

>>53018259
>>53018281
Actually if they don't attack can you get into england instead of spain. Thanks

>>53018259
INVADE FUNLAND!!!!!11

>>53018050
more atlantis.

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>>53018259
MUPDATE 12

east

>>53018368
Hey man you are soon to approach walloon territories I'd like to know your intentions so I know whether to be worried or not

>>53018446
fill west england

take down poland until it's all gone to the shitter

>>53018446
take red clay

>>53018446
Get into England and attack the Marcrists

>>53018446
Attack fucking Cambodia
> United States of China

>>53018446
Invade funland !

>>53018446
Oranje
WHY CAN'T I FILL THESE GAPS?
Fill gaps, then South America plox

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>>53018446
A glorious victory for the Confederacy!

Expand further in South America, pushing along the western coast into the northeast

>>53018446
Fill Canada

>>53018493
you have saved me from Karajan menace, and have my eternal garatitude

>>53018561
This is a victory we have won together, I will keep troops posted in Asia to help against China, but it seems you have that under control.

May both our empires prosper!

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>>53018446
MUPDATE 13

east

>>53018667
Keep the war against poland. May no filthy squatter be left alive

>>53018667
Take light blue territories in mainland europe.

>>53018667
steal red land through vicious conquest

>>53018667
Fill Canada. Any spills to Greenland and Iceland

>>53018667
Attack red
> United States of China

>>53018667
Invade funland!

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>>53018667
Continue filling in neutral lands in South America.

>>53018667
Oranje
Expand west around gold

>>53018690
>>53018667
Wow that was a good roll. Spill into taking light blue t's in england

>>53018736
Remind me, are you gold or dark red?

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>>53018667
MUPDATE 14

east

>>53018849
Keep on trucking against poland

>>53018849
Attack red
> United States of China

>>53018849
More Canada, Greenland and Iceland

>>53018849
attack red

>>53018849
Kill blue in England

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>>53018849
Expand into Mexico.

>>53018777
Gold.

Oranje. I do not wish war with you or your people, why not join with me in a campaign across North America? With the might of our two armies, we can easily conquer and share the rich, bountiful lands of the north.

It is up to you my friend, but the offer stands.

>>53018849
Attack Funland!

>>53018903
Busy typing up a wardec on you but sure why not.
Full alliance?

Oranje
Exapand north via islands. Avoid Mexico, spillover into Florida. ATTACK DARK RED

>>53018978
Yes, a full alliance between our two nations.

I shall push into the west and stick near the coast, and you can have the east.

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>>53018849
MUPDATE 15

india

>>53018978
>>53018903
Wallonia supports this attack, as dark red draws ever closer to walloon lands

>>53019034
Only good pole is a dead pole. Keep spilling south

>>53019034
Attack red.
> United States of China

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>>53019034
Continue marching into Mexico and the western U.S

>>53019034
Finish off light blue, spill into helping funland attack poland

>>53019050
>as dark red draws ever closer to walloon lands
... he hasn't rolled for a least 3 turns

>>53019034
Canada, Greenland and Iceland

Oh shit, just found this thread.
Make us proud, Robert E. Lee.
Conquer the world like Jefferson Davis would've wanted.

>>53019034
finish red

>>53019028
Excellent. Let's get to it then.

>>53019034
Oranje

Attack Dark red northeastwards. Spillover into Atlantis

>>53019078
Shit I haven't been checking what he's doing as I've been busy with my own conquests and whatnot

>>53019138
Understandable

>>53019050
I'm glad to hear it, my wacky friend. While I may be smoking the dark red hounds out of Atlantis, fear not: Iberia is yours.

>>53019034
Kill funland

>>53019034
fill west scotland and ireland

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>>53019034
MUPDATE 16

india

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>>53019213
FUCKING DIEEEE

>>53019257
attack poland

>>53019258
i die kek

enjoy your empire

Keep going south.

I'm getting kinda tired, if I quit can I cede territory to an ally?

>>53019257
expand west

>>53019257
Cede my Scottish clay to walloons

Fill neutrals in Europe and Asia.

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>>53019257
Continue the push into the western U.S

>>53019257
Oranje
Eat Atlantis

>>53019257
invade funland!

>>53019285
I chased you all across europe. Finally, I can war alongside my ally spurdo

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>>53019257
MUPDATE 17

europe and east

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>>53019465
Continue taking Texan lands in the west and midwest

>>53019465
Is a war against the russians bound to happen soon?

>>53019465
westward HO

>>53019465
I wont rest until poland's outta the map.

>>53019465
Invade funland!

>>53019465
Oranje
Eat remainder of Atlantis, spillover into taking Eastern US

>>53019409

enjoy your peace,by now

i'll be back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgPePk3kGZk

>>53019501
Shhh. Russia is your friend.

>>53019465
Neutralsin Asia

GODSPEED MASTER LEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w

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ONce again empires of europe try split poland amongst themselves, but poland not give up!

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MUPDATE 18

invade grey

>>53019505
NAP and help kill slavs?

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Here's a deal for ya: I wont invade you and you don't invade me

IF

you post the funniest mene in your computer and I decide it's funny. Until that, no peace.

>>53019707
Kill poland

>>53019707
b-but ... Russia is your friend.

Push back Durka and defend lands

>>53019715
>>53019707

oh also, keep going at polend. at least for now.

>>53019707
Sure. Attack grey to the northeast.

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>>53019707
Continue conquering dark red lands.

>>53019707
Eat Atlantis, spillover to expand north inte eastern half of US

>>53019707
Kill wallington

>>53019746
Cease fire?

>>53019715
>>53019746
>>53019851
what will it be peace or war i need to no for the mupdate

>>53019905
For the moment no peace. If he posts a funny meme and I like it I'll make a NAP.

>>53019930
hurry the fuck up then

>>53019946
nah, that'll come up later, just mupdate right now, no peace

>>53019976
Why don't we just get rid of poland I already killed the other menace in Europe

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MUPDATE 19

kill grey

>>53020022
attack grey in japan

>>53020022
Time to finish poland once and for all

>>53020022
Eat northwards, aiming for dark red territory

>>53020022
Can I still join?

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>>53020022
I will follow suit with my ally.

Invade Russian lands in Canada!

>>53020035
I could've helped Red kill you. We shouldn't be fighting. We should rule the world together.

>>53020022
DEFEND
E
F
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>>53020022
KILL FUNLAND

>>53020061
You can try I suppose. Just not in europe please, there's too much shit going on.

>>53020061
sure

>>53020022
Wipe poland off the face of the earth

>>53020087
remember lad, my offer (>>53019715) still stands, but if you're stubborn and want to die then sure no problem.