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Anime-free edition

http://strawpoll.me/6430465
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I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART
AND I COULD TREAT YA BETTER BUT I'M NOT THAAT SMAHHAART!
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1st für ass
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i don't mean to sound rude but as the son of a migrant family nothing makes me angrier than Trump supporters. Do you guys realize all of your produce is picked by us, for very little money? And if we're gone who's going to pick your fruits and vegetables? Almost all of us even pay taxes on our (small) paychecks but get none of the benefits Americans get. I don't think you understand how hard it is here, and how hard work in the fields is... but it's all we can do. There's no other choice for us. We aren't stealing jobs, we're doing the jobs Americans won't do.
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nth for don't bully!
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>>52995947
cellulite/10
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Nth for still #noass
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>>52995947
Noice but that just makes me feel bad because I won't be able to be close to it.
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>>52996031

>>52996101
no ass but giant tits
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>>52996011
If bean munchers weren't taking ag jobs wages for said jobs would be higher due to a dearth of labor. I'd work 12 hr days picking strawberries for $15.00 an hour senpai.
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>hockey team sucks
>still third in your division

JUST
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>>52996011

I don't think people are against immigration, but more against the immigrants and the side effects that come with this.
I know very few people who'd speak out against skilled immigrants from Asia, the US or other european countries.
On the other hand you have romanian gypsys that won't fit in, work or contribute anything to the society, turks that were born here and can't speak proper german and want to force the islam on us. That's what's people pissed most of the time.
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>>52996101
sometimes I want to jerk it to Jap bitches but then I remember that its always scenes with some tiny dick Jap or obnoxious Nig straight from Africa. No to mention the genitals are hairy and pixelated so you can't see anything except tits while you're listening to annoying pig squeals that the girls all seem to make.

idk how JAV is even popular outside of asia, its shit if you're not Asian.
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>>52996278
their gay porn is even worse
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>>52996231
but here in America, Americans hate us. Genuine hatred. They think we're living better than them, they think we're feeding off the systems. When in reality we're living in dump houses barely making it every week, while still paying taxes but receiving none of the benefits other tax payers get. We're here legally and yet there's no way for us to succeed. It just feels hopeless. My dads been working in the fields for almost 20 years now
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>>52996278
Only like 5% of JAV is actually like that. Most of the guys have good sized dicks unless you're looking at small dick fetish porn and the girls in JAV act way better than in American porn. Just way less obnoxious.
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>>52996146
Sounds like my gf... still she has a great face and loves anal so can't complain
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>>52996214
>tfw your team loses the Winter Classic 5:1
>there's also third in their division
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>>52996214
>highest per capita contribution to the NHL
>no NHL team

JUST
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>>52996398
>crying for 30 minutes
>good acting

shiggy diggy
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>>52996398
>implying they'll ever reach stoya in terms of acting
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>>52996214
>hockey team is decent
>still only good enough for 6th in the division.
>somehow still in the playoffs (for now)

The balance of these divisions is pathetic desu.
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Who /playoffbound/ here?
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>>52996594
Coldplay senpai.
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>>52996374

I get from the context that you are mexican. The problem you face is that the rest of "your" people fucked up your reputation. Just keep on being a working member of the society. The other thing is that people believe (which is right imo) that the way you are should be normal, so people don't seem to show you respect, as you act the way people expect you to behave (I hope you get what I mean). If you're able to get some education you'll have the chance to proof others that there can be good examples.
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>>52996594
how many papercuts does his dick have ?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR84Yo41DxI

Who /spittingfirefor8minsstraight/ here?
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>>52996695

muh dick
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>>52996695
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>>52996730
does the skid mark turn you on?
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>>52996374
The problem is, Mexicans are like blacks.
There are some genuine hardworking types but then there are also Chicano thugs, college sjws, and Spanish speaking illegal welfare leeches

So even though its not fair to hate all of them. All of them will be hated because the Mexicans with the loudest voice are unlikable twats, while the good ones stay silent by nature.
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>>52995867
Anime will live on long after /cum/
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>>52996374
Everyone hates everyone in America. You may want to try not being so sensitive.
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This fucking guy
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CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>52997095
how are you today?
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>>52997031
Just watched the finale a few days ago :'(
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>>52997085


Are you for real?
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>>52997150
I wish I wasn't
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>>52997128
Just dandy, u?
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>>52997200


Why do whites love to get themselves cucked into oblivion?


You might as well use latino looking dudes, but thats bs right there
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cum
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Hey there
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>>52996811
of course

>>52997095
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>>52997356


see yiu're a gentleman and a scholar
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>>52997294
Watching movies a nonwhite activity and this enriches the homely black beasts with superior anglo culture. You don't see Chris Pratt playing a Bantu warrior and you never will.
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Salutations, young squires.
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>>52997200
What's next? A black superman kek
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>>52997441
Hullo
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>>52997495


They already made a black cptn murrica and female thor


Is just a matter of time
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>>52997294
Its Jews. I'm not kidding. Interracial poem actually loses money. Most shit using blacks in lead roles like this does. Its not economical. Why do it then? Ask the people in charge. Guess what, they're Jews.

Why do they want to do it? I was listening to an interview on NPR a few months ago with a Jew. He said that one of the main reasons the Holocaust was allowed to happen was because of homogeneity in nation states. This creates a direct reason for pushing diversity. They essentially want to destroy racism so another Holocaust can't happen.

That's why this stuff is happening. It's actually kind of benevolent if you don't care about your "race". Its humanistic in a sense.
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>>52997433
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Just here for the ass posting 2bh
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no animes?
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>watching a "state of the art" VR demo
>ps2 tier graphics

Fucking why
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>>52997594
Muh dick
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i just went to a furry restaurant
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>>52997676
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>>52997640


I've had this conversation before
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>>52997566
How goes it? I'm feeling rather knackered after a jolly bang-a-bonk on the Thames earlier; a nipperkin of scrumpy would certainly not go amiss.
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>>52997733
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>>52997913
Sounds nice anon, when my Dad and I visited London a few months ago we did the same.
Personally still working, but I'm off at 3 instead of 10 so that's nice. Planning on playing vidya and toking on the ol' bongaroo when I get home.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJhTfRqg0cw
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Thread's so dead it feels like RNH
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>>52997745
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Finally, an anime free /cum/
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>>52997913
what is your opinion on cuckolding?
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>>52998417
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>>52997913
Sounds like quite the day.
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>got a gf whos exactly like me
>everything she does annoys the fuck out of me
Its like dating myself, and i hate myself.
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a regular familly shopping day in america.
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>>52999026

lel I know this feel when I'm hanging with persons who are like me.
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>>52998013
Sounds a delightfully jovial eve.

>>52998458
You must be a half-rat in order for such twaddle to come from your sauce-box. Away, fiendish cack-spouter.

>>52998620
Indeed, 'twas quite the hunky dory outing.
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>>52999043


>tfw no gun nutter family scared of the NWO and muh evul govt to buy dangerous pieces of weaponry to increase domestic violence and school shootings with

Bad feels man
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>>52999026
>tfw no gf
>gets gf
>i hate this

getting a girlfriend doesn't magically make your problems better, it if anything makes them worse, glad you figured it out.

>>52999130
You should recommend me your favorite pubs in that area, we found a few good ones but I'm curious if you have any suggestions.
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>>52999026
Can you explain further? I always wondered about this situation, how is she like you?
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morning, F@m
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>>52999394
its the afternoon you fucking neet
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>>52999394
m0RnInG ni77a
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>>52999423

it's 11:37 you, incompetent baboon
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>>52999447
its still too late to say good morning
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>>52999504

morning ends at noon and not a second sooner
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Women and men we are the same
But love will always be a game
We give and take a little more
Eternal game of tug of war
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Watching old movies with the dad, comfy uezs
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>>52999026
Being alone is the best mang, whenever I want to go to Olive Garden or Red Lobster I have to shell out a couple more bucks for a call girl but it's basically the same affect.
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>>52999284
In London town? I say, there are delightful pub-houses in every corner of this fine town; a pint of malt and hops is never far from the gentlemen with a ha'penny or two to splash out!

The Saint George's Dog and Duck and Hen and King's Head is my personal favourite. No fart-arsing about; just smashing grub, and fine ale to boot.
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dead general
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>>53000000
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What's going on in here?
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>>52999860
>St. George's Dog

Hey, we did actually stop in there one night, it was a pretty quaint place. I had a little too much to drink beforehand at dinner and accidentally dropped my beer in front of the two super qt scandi. girls that were bar-tending but the local dude we were with assured it me it happens all the time and I shouldn't feel bad about it.
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>>53000170

Mouth fedoras should all be put in camps and gassed
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>>53000170
>dude check out my mod
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>>53000221
But they'd likely enjoy it though
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>>53000170
2bh I'm vaping right now but only because I'm still trying to get over a nicotine addiction from smoking cigs not too long ago.
People who show off and/or blow vapor at others are scum. Fucking inconsiderate dudebros are the ones creating the trend and it's awful.
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>>53000311

mustard gas, if I wasnt specific enough
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>>53000311
>>53000221
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>>52999394
good morning anon!

>>52999504
it's never too late to say good morning, anon
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>>53000246
>>53000221
You just haven't found the right ejuice yet. Come by v@pid v@pes off college st and I'll have my boy Tone set you up.
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There go the mail lady wit my new drive cage right now
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>>52996011
>Do you guys realize all of your produce is picked by us, for very little money?
Some is look in the grocery store next time our produce is from all over the world. Additionally machinery harvests a lot of it here.
>And if we're gone who's going to pick your fruits and vegetables?

People who did it before. In New England where Im from kids during summer break did it.

Also there are ways to legally come here and work for a period of time. You just have to respect our laws and leave when your Visa is up.
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soon...
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>>53000170
>>53000350
>>53000458

Fucking hipsters. If you're gonna smoke be a man and smoke. None of this pussy, flavored vape shit
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>>53000794

>2016
>smoking
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>>52999672
>not will smith face
jesus christ
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>>53000794
But anon, I did smoke, for a long time too. It's nice, and I came to really love the taste and smell of tobacco, but it became a problem when I started wheezing trying to get up a simple flight of stairs. It became more of a problem when the nicotine was no longer comforting or stress-revealing and just made me want to throw up constantly.
I tried quitting cold turkey a few times but it turns me into a raging, jittery asshole. The vape is lame and I hate it, but it keeps me from flying off the handle constantly.
Hopefully I can get of Nic. One day.
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>>53000794
or just don't smoke
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>>53000794
>smoking analogs
Wow. Just wow.
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>>52996167
This so much. Illegals fuck up the system and for what? Some shitty melon is $.20 cheaper.
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>>53000918
That's the smartest thing, but vaping is stupider hipster fedora shit
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>>53000918
>people who don't smoke jumping in conversations about smoking

nigga what are you doing, there is nothing you can contribute to that convo other than ''smoking is bad guys''
It's like those unimaginatiove anti-smoking campaigns that have been saying the same shit for years ''smoking kills, cancer,lungs hur dur''
WE ALL KNOW THAT damn.
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>>53000794
>smoking in general

Very rarely like once every two years I'll have a cigar but that's it
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>>52996398
>Just way less obnoxious.
Rofl. Squeeling like a stuck pig for an entire scene is not less obnoxious. They could play endless loops of their squeels as torture.
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>>53001018
I don't like either

>>53001078
smoking a waste
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>>53000246
>have a coworker who got a vape so she can quit smoking
>started mocking people who got into the vape culture

Vape culture does sound truly obnoxious even when typed out as well.
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>>53001078
>mom walks up to me while I'm on smoke break at work
>"Y'know those things kill you right?"
>"Yes, that's the point."
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>>53001078
>>53001295
Drugs are bad m'kay
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>>53001310
>DEDEDEDEDED
you have good taste in manga
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Marina~
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>>53001349
Drugs are fun
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You couldn't have stopped it even if you tried
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>>53001407
its fantastic
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I'm thinking about joining the Reserves
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>>53001468

>tfw the pepe market crashed hard
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God I just wanna suck tits
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>>53001520
enjoy dying for the ZOG
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>>53001527
tell ur mum ur hungry lmao
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>>53001573
Reserves don't go overseas
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>guys pinned tweet is him saying that if anyone needs weed he sells
>posts pictures of weed all the time
is that stuff usable in court I wonder? like would that be sufficient evidence that would actually be considered?
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cum lol
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>>52996011
delet this
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>>53001603
>>53001527

R E K T
E
K
T

I do too t b h buds

>>53001760
Good post.
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>>53001672
idk but if you could fwd me that numbah I'd appreciate it tbqfhwyfam

>>53001760
good post
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>>53001760

una yeye ni. Kuna aendako tena. Angalia, kila mtu! Yeye posted mara nyingine tena! Si yeye tu funniest guy kote ?! Mungu wangu.

Siwezi karibu kuona pathetic overweight sura yako inang'aa katika giza, lit na kompyuta screen yako ambayo ni chanzo pekee cha mwanga katika chumba yako, giggling kama msichana kama vile wewe kwa mara nyingine tena aina wadhifa wako mdogo juu na kujaza kamata. Au labda huna hata kujaza kamata. Labda wewe ni kama Neet disgusting kwamba kweli kulipwa kwa kupita 4chan, hivyo tu baada. Oh, na sisi sote tunajua njia ya kuchapisha. "Epic" Australia, si hivyo? Mimi kufikiria wewe shit kidogo akicheka kwa bidii kama wewe click kuwasilisha kwamba wewe kuacha Doritos yako juu ya sakafu, lakini ni sawa, mama yako itakuwa safi it up asubuhi. Oh, hiyo ni haki. Je, mimi kushindwa kutaja? Wewe kuishi na mama yako. Wewe ni mafuta fucking fuckup, yeye pengine ni hivyo wagonjwa wa tayari. Hivyo wagonjwa wa kuwa na kufanya kila kitu kwa ajili yenu nyote siku goddamn, kila siku, kwa mtu mzima ambaye anatumia muda wake wote juu ya 4chan posting kuhusu Amerika ya Kaskazini kwa ujumla juu ya / int /. Hebu fikiria hili. Alikuwa na wewe, na kisha yeye walidhani walikuwa gonna kuwa mwanasayansi au mwanaanga au kitu kuu, na kisha akawa Neet. Australia pathetic Neet. Yeye pengine kilio mwenyewe kulala kila siku kufikiria jinsi mbaya ni na jinsi yeye anataka yeye anaweza tu kutoweka. Hawezi hata kujaribu kuzungumza na wewe kwa sababu wote wanasema ni "CUM, LOL !." Umefanya kuwa mbishi wa nafsi yako mwenyewe. Na kwamba wote wewe ni. Kidogo kusikitisha mtu akicheka katika giza peke yake kama yeye huandaa na kujiingiza katika huo ngoma zamani kwamba yeye amefanya mara milioni sasa. Na kwamba wote utasikia milele kuwa.
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>>53001620
they did in Afghanistan
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>>53001468
>normies discovered memes
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>>53001672
anything on public social media is pretty much free for the courts to use iirc, as long as they can prove he's the one uploading everything

might depend on your state laws
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>>53001880
so if I anonymously tipped a police twitter account to his profile what would happen?
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>>53001873
Oh
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>>53001760
>Such a weak general that you have to team up with another general just to avoid 404ing after 50 posts

AUSNZ is pathetic
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>>53001672
>Going to jail for Marijuanas
>In 2016

What's the point, cops don't care unless you're black and in a small conservative town in some backwards state
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>tfw no gf
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>>53002183
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>>53002165
all of those things apply to him though lmfao
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>>53002183
I dream of muh waifu
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>>53002183

>deutsche Frauen
be happy you don't have one.
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>>53002249
Is there a reason why you're reporting him though? Like did the dude bully you in school or something?
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>>53001995
they'd have to ask twitter for information to find him if they couldnt just get a phone number or email off his twitter and track him down from there

at the very least the account would probably get suspended

>>53002165
cops care more about people distributing, nothing would happen if he just posted pics of him smoking or something
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>>53002325
it would be funny tbqh
I've never actually met him, I just know he went to the same high school as me
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>>53002088
>meanwhile in cum it's nothing but anime samefagging and "tfwnogf xD"

Yeah such a great general you have here. Well done.
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>>53002381
>getting someone fucked over because you're bored

You sound like you didn't know anyone except your "twisted fucking psycho," side in High School 2bh.
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is there anyone ITT who still isnt going to vote for pic related?

>>53002407
still better than /lat/ and /brit/
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>>53002449
>somebody who puts his pinned tweet as "I sell weed" doesn't deserve to get in legal trouble
m8...
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>>53001527
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>>53002456

oreo a shit and trump is a meme
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>>53002500
If he makes it that obvious and yet the cops still haven't done anything, then it sounds like it doesn't matter, if he's dumb enough to front it out on social media like that he's probably going to get himself caught anyway m8. You're just trying to play god.
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>tfw no lesbian 3 way relationship yet
>>
What are you guys listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0uCqsi25Yc
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>>53002705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRZc-ffeFs
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>>53002456
who /cruz/ here
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>>53002705

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n4mIH5ndMc

based Pops
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>>53002705
Jane's Addiction
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>>53002705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_BSuProxc
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>>53002456
I'm probably going to write in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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anime
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>>53002972

how is he going to show up at wrestlemania if he has to run the country, dummy
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>>53002757

That does sound good. Never thought I'd like something like this. It reminds me of Asleep at the wheel, not exactly this song though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0xnNkiY_FQ

>>53002800

I knew, I knew this band from somwhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkZFkL8D4qM&list=PL314C68B158209A15&index=3
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>>53003042
He'll manage
I also expect him to star in a few films during his presidency
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>>53002165
>live in Virginia
>go to jail

That is the joke
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>>53001995
They'd need to get a warrant like the fat fucks they are
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>>53002755
>who kike here

Go away rachel
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>>53002165
reminder that you LITERALLY cannot buy a fully automatic weapon
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>>53003270

but why would you need one in the first place?
>>
>>53003042
Does he have to wrestle Obama for the position though?
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>>53003270
IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU COMMIE FUCKER

WE CAN USE OUR GUNS TO SHOOT IN THE AIR AND SUMMON MONTEZUMA WHO WILL DEFEAT THE FEDS

YOU FUCKING FOOL
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>>53002407
This. Proxywhining is for betards
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The white race is finished
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>>53003311

if he loses, obama retains the title for another 4 years
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>>53003307
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. - Thomas Jefferson (a Virginian)

that about sums it up
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>>52996167
Agro jobs here (Vermont) still pay fuck all despite there being no Mexicans.
>>
>>53002500
>hating this hard
Get well soon
>>
>>53003416

ok, you get an AR

but what will you need it for?
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>>53003270

Isn't it allowed to use these bump or slidefire stocks which make a gun defacto fully automatic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtvmvFjJ2Y
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>>53003369
it's probably full of guys with yellow fever
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>>52995947
That's something I can get behind.
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>>53003369
José Vasconcelos was right. Blacks really will breed themselves out willingly.
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>>53003369
Good
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>>53003445
ARs aren't full auto

I'm talking about buying a suppressed Uzi

>>53003446
If you modify your gun to be full auto you just have to register it
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>>53003369
disgusting
>>
>>53003647

why would you need an uzi
>>
>>53003369
>look at me mom
>I'm using the internet
>also looking up nigrsses

Why are you so gay
>>
>>53003745
freedom
>>
>>53003416
Why must you read my mind?
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>>53003781

gotta do better than that
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>>53003824
thats it

guns don't need a practical purpose if you don't want to give them one
>>
>>53003891
But do you only use software which respects your freedom?
>>
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/30/entertainment/guns-n-roses-reuniting-billboard-feat/index.html

WEW
E
W
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6432430
http://strawpoll.me/6432430
http://strawpoll.me/6432430

very important
>>
>>53003937
I wish they would die already.
>>
i want to be pretty like my Chad friend
he never spends any money on girls and yet they still dig him A LOT, it's just that he's really good looking and knows how to dress
so envious of him
although he tells me that girls are mostly sluts and relationships aren't worth it
>>
>>53004018
I'll admit I miss the innocence and civility of early internet.
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Just got my #MakeAmericaGreatAgain hat, family.

Sorry Mexicans, but we must stop the hemorrhaging
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>>53004104
Everyone knew the untold truth.

That the person on the other end of the keyboard was almost always just fucking with you to try and get a rise. The dirty little secret behind trolling, it's at once a game of pretend and a game of logic.

>the new generations have never learned this
>they take shit too srsly
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WE
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>>53004018

>you will never have be playing runescape as a kid and worry about disconnecting during a fight because your dad had to use the phone
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>>53004192
Hardly true at all. People took trolls entirely too seriously back then.
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>>53004235
>abc
Dropped
>>
>mom and step dad fighting and threatening divorce over Facebook shit again

I'm pretty sure they have killed any desire I had to get into a relationship anymore
I'm terrified if this is like a typical marriage nowadays
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>>53004104
>>53004269
I wish I had more fedora pics on my phone for when you decide to drop in
>>
>>53004287
tell them to delete that stupid shit then
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>>53004312
What, because I stopped believing in god like 14 years ago?

Certainly defines me as a person.
>>
>>53004259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHW1ho8L7V8
You fuckin know it

>>53004269
Just furries and people out of the loop would really get mad, it was certainly easier to troll people back then.
>>
>>53004287
I went to Catholic Mass last weekend and there were several couples that were given a blessing if they were celebrating their anniversary that week.

Half of them had been married for over 30 years. Just find a girl who is religious. Atheist girls or non-practicing are always more fickle.
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>>53004269
Then again, the Internet wasn't readily available to the poor and stupid.
And please don't reply to them.
>>
>>53003745

My brother shot one and I was a little disappointed uezs. It jammed a lot, but that might also have been because of the shitty indor range amunition. The mp40 I shot was great though.
>>
>>53004416

>Then again, the Internet wasn't readily available to the poor

FALSE
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>>53004374
>it was certainly easier to troll people back then.
Exactly.

There was a greater expectation of sincerity back then. Also the lack of over-arching meta-internet culture also made a lot of experiences more enjoyable and distinct.

Now anywhere I go I will see the exact same memeposting and repetition. It is tiresome.
>>
>>53004377
I don't think that counts for much
they can act like a perfectly happy couple in front of other people but they were already in the process of divorcing once
>>
>>53004365
>What, because I stopped believing in god like 14 years ago?
>Certainly defines me as a person.
Not just that, but it seems to me your entire person is just one large fedora. Every post you make is just so damn smug
>>
>>53004490
The most important part of marriage is open communication and honesty, and it's so often not found.

People I know always have this "unspoken shit" or something. They get bitter about shit instead of just talking it out to find solutions.
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>>53004548
>Every post you make is just so damn smug
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>>53004561
I don't even know if you could say they talk things out
they just yell about and slam doors and leave for a while
sometimes everything's normal the next day and other times it'll goon for a few days
either way there's always something else to fight about down the line
>>
>>53004561
>a literal cuckold lesbian thinks she's qualified to give relationship advice
>>
>>53004548
this
>>53004656
hello creepshot
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>>53004688

stop replying to him
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>>53004581
>>
When is season 11 of trailer park boys coming out

fuckin miss that show
>>
>>53004651
>I don't even know if you could say they talk things out
Sounds like they don't.

I find most other people's relationships utterly incomprehensible, with the bitterness and bitching and manipulation and shit that seems really common.

It's not even hard to just treat your partner with respect and be honest with them I don't even aaah.
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>>53004726
>>
New. If you want to talk to the dyke cuckold then please stay here
>>53004768
>>53004768
>>53004768
>>
>steam is selling Dark Souls II for ~20 bucks
>can buy a steam key from Gamestop for $10

how the fuck does this work
>>
>>53004792
Fantastic post
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>>53004859
magi n shit
Also, which edition?
>>
>>53004728
Honestly could only get up to season 5 and then had to stop. The changes look just too different and the show kinda falls off 2bh.

I can re-watch the first 5 over and over though so that's a good thing though.
>>
>>53004769
You're supposed to report that thread, not post in it.
>>
>>53004922

vanilla

mob DLC a shit
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>>53004976

The DX11 version is more expensive iirc
>>
Watching Starcraft 2 tournament now kids.

What are you all up to?
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>>53005081
making boom boom
>>
>>53005081
They still have tournies? I though MP Scene for that game was strangled to death by Koreans a year or two ago.
>>
Do you know how in highways and other wide busy road intersections to pull right on red you often need to pull forward veeery far to see if it is safe to go? Won't you get failed for this on the driving test?
>>
>>53005081
Getting ready for a date
>>
>>53004581
I'll let you know when I'm in town.
>>
>>53005170

pretty sure you're allowed to go up to the corner
>>
>>53005166
There's "Nation Wars" right now.

And the major leagues are still going and stuff. It's not dead by any means, it's just not as big of a community as more approachable and noob-friendly games.

>>53005224
Good luck have fun, hope it goes well.

>hoping to hang out with this cute girl again soon myself

I might be obsessing slightly.
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>>53005224
Is he cute?
>>
>>53005170
You come to a complete stop at the appropriately marked point FIRST. After doing so and checking, you approach at a safe speed, ensure it remains safe to complete the turn, and then do so.
>>
>>53005336

>complete stop
>not just slowly coasting up to the line then gunning it if its clear
>>
>>53005081
>foreigner v foreigner
yawn
>>
>>53004699
>>53004688
>>53004656
I'm drunk and I cannot tell if these are my posts
>>
>>53005286
Yeah I hope so too, she is pretty cool so I'm not worried.
>>53005328
Contain your fantasies pls
>>
>>53005381
>California drivers

stay out of my state
>>
>>53005381
I was obviously describing the legal way( and thus way you use on an exam ), not the typical day to day driving habits of most people.

>>53005443
Ditto on our situation. We're taking it slow with her since it would be a new thing for her, but so far cuddles are normalised, which is nice.
>>
>>53005468

>implying Id go to mormon land and not just visit cozy Colorado instead
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>>53005443
NO
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>>53005519
That's what you should do, just go up and around instead of through the state, we have enough soccer moms driving their SUVs off the road due to ice as it is.
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>>53005468
>implying anyone would visit utah to begin with
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>>53005622
Plenty of people do in the winter for the snow and world class ski resorts, but other than that, yeah, there's no reason to ever come here unless you're interested in being a cultist.
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>>53005493
Well I hope everything goes well for you and her.
We just plan on wandering around and finding some small restaurant to eat at, and then going to her place, nothing that fancy.
>>53005553
Welp, I guess that might have been too much to ask.
Maybe internalize them?
>>
>>53005746
It's all good either way, my wife and I are fine with just beings friends with this girl too. So we're taking it slow, testing the waters a little so to speak, and seeing if she might be interested.
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>>53005746
Wait is that Winnipeg-Kun?
>>
>>53005867
Yup, Brandon anon?
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>>53005746
Fine.
Good luck on your date, dude.
>>
>>53005930
Yeee good luck man :3
>>
reminder to support your national communist party and participate in their local chapter
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>>53005945
Thanks!
>>53005992
Thanks bud!
>>
>>53006049

gas yourself, you filthy fucking pinko

shouldve napalmed moscow just like we did 'nam
>>
>>53006123
Looking real spiffy dude.
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Fug no one here to cover my break
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>>53006645
I'd cover your break, if you know what I mean.
>>
JANNY WHAT THE FUCK
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>>53006645

>cover for coworkers all the time at work
>they never once cover for me, no matter how little the timeframe is
>>
Daily reminder that ALL posts made in /cum/ must be translated into English, Spanish and French, as those are the official languages of the general. If you cannot respect this fundamental rule, then please do not post in /cum/.

Rappel quotidien que TOUS les postes dans /cém/ doivent être traduits en anglais, en espagnol et en français, vu qu'il s'agit des langues officielles du général. Si vous n'êtes pas en mesure de vous conformer à ce règlement fondamental, veuillez ne pas poster dans /cém/.

Recordatorio diario que TODOS los postes en /cem/ tienen que estar traducidos en inglés, en español y en francés, ya que son los idiomas oficiales del general. Si no pueden complir con esta regla fundamental, por favor no posteen en /cem/.
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>>53006007
>>53006007
>>53006007
>>
>>53006848

>>>/cum/

>Strongest general on /int/ for 68 years and counting

>Highest GDP on /int/

>Worth 51% of the /int/ economy

>Largest getsquad in the world

>Has military bases on 1/3rd of /int/

>Highest concentration of extra-flag technology on /int/

>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing general's military on /int/

>Only general that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce city and regional flags

>Developing a new generation of memes

>Only general to have three official non-meme languages

>Only general with a private sector actively working in space

>/int/ center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication

>Owns the most full country members in the Anglo World

>Won the /int/ Banter Wars singlehandedly

>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (/brit/ didn't win; look at them and look at /cum/ now; same with /lat/ in 1812)

>Leader of /int/

Don't like us? No problem.

At the end of the day, you are all /cum/rades. The Facebook you use (obviously we're too smart to use that botnet)? /cum/. Google? /cum/. Apple? /cum/. Microsoft? /cum/. Every other thing on the planet except for putting words on pictures? /cum/ You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether face or scrubmaster won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access /cum/ threads. You copy our leaf and our anime. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The /int/ economy is based on /cum/ dubs. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our King speaks, you listen.

You are ALL /cum/rades.
>>
>>53006848
Daglig påminnelse att alla brevar i tråden måste vara översätt till svenska.
>>
marking my spot in this thread in case the other one is deleted

how is everyone?
>>
>>53007036
Good. Cuddled with a cute swedish girl on new years eve, sadly we couldn't lure her into bed though.

How goes the seattle move?
>>
are we having autism shitfits again today?

Welp time to find something else to do I guess
>>
>>53007078
pretty good. i'm just chilling at home for another two weeks though

and that sounds sexy. better luck next time though
>>
>>53007210
Yeah, the usual.
>>
>>53007231
Yeah, we've got our fingers crossed for this one.

Finding relationships is generally hard for normal people. It is even harder for effectively polygamist lesbians :P
>>
>>53007297

I wonder if all the generals around here have their own version of he who shall not be named.
>>
>>53007078
You know they're going to spam threads.
Why are you doing this?
Man, I hope you have a static IP.
>>
>>53006049
^this
>>
>>53007355
Don't think so honestly.
I hang around and lurk in a bunch of others and that shit doesn't happen.
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>>53007332
>tfw never have harem of qt lesbians
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>>52995867
came to post animoos :^)
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>>53007441
I'm trying, mang, I'm trying.
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>>53007436

Maybe people are onto something when they say the US does a poor job of mental health screening
>>
/cum/ more like /shit/

hahaha
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>>53007568
Pretty much lmao.
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>>53007436
It's just a specific group of obnoxious people.
>>53007568
The mods are just incompetent, and their report system is pretty shit from what I've seen.
>>
>>53007579
quality post
>>
>>53007470
Do you have a throwaway email?
>>
>>53007702
I can make one. For what purpose?
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is there like specific lotion for your face that doesn't clog your pores and give you zits?

my skin gets so dry in winter and it's miserable
>>
does anyone want a gf
>>
>>53007778
To talk, but never mind that. I doubt you're one to talk anyway.
Guess I'll just report.
>>53007949

Depends on your skin type desu
>>
>>53008117
Talk about what though? If you want someone to make and start checking a throwaway, you generally need to motivate them to do so.
>>
>>53008049
Yea
>>
>>53007949
cetaphil is supposed to be good for acne prone skin

do you know what ingredients are giving you clogs?
>>
>>53008117

How do you find out your skin type?
>>
>>53007949
Look into oil-free lotions anon.
>>
What happened to the thread?
>>53008219
>tfw my grandpa literally dropped out of middle school and was able to raise a family working in a factory
Wish this was still possible
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>>53008330
>>
Morning lads

Gfs in a huff again over literally nothing

Think I'll break up with her before uni starts, or maybe wait a month or 2 in and say I don't have the time/energy to deal with both her and study.
>>
>>53008323
Creepshit/CIA is spamming threads because they don't like the swede.

Because they're bored and on the internet.
>>
>>53008360
>ywn never fill /int/ with /cum/ threads again
:(
>>
>>53008254

I don't get acne apart from when I use lotion though. I'll look into cetaphil though cause this is annoying

>>53008303

I'll check that too, thanks!
>>
New Thread

>>53008397
>>53008397
>>53008397
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>>53008282
Visit a dermatologist.
Or >>53008303
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>>53008365
dont remember subscribing to this blog
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>>53007231
>and that sounds sexy. better luck next time though
THERE IS NOTHING SEXY ABOUT KEKOLDING
>>
>>53007702
>>53007778
;0
[email protected]
>>
>One of my coworkers who already has a gf is getting a new coworker to send him nudes
>Meanwhile I'm still a total fucking loser getting 0 action
At least I can stand to make some money off of this ordeal if I play my cards right.
>>
I'm black how do i get canadian girls
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