Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

kyoto is goat

korean girls rule

>>52991143
乙です

>>52991111
>>52991169

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3rd for comfy Japanese posters

I just wanna say Japan has the worst mosquitos. It's January and I just got bit four times by one before I realized what was happening.

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>>52991265

have any of you read japanese literature in both original and translation?

what it is like to read dazai, soseki, akutagawa, mishima, ect.. in japanese compared to english?

>>52991281
Your 3th is given to fucking takahiro.

>>52991143
Pine branches thing is a Japanese tradition, right? To help souls of passed away relatives find their way home.

Or is it a mix of European and Japanese traditions?

I'm mainly interested in the fact that precisely pine is used.

>>52991281
どうみても中国人

>>52991287
Are you sure it's not a bedbug?

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strengthening jap/brit bonds t b h

>>52991360
I believed it's a japanese tradition but no basis of the fact.

OP's is a really nice image. Setting a good standard for 日本語スレ。

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Trying to find a way to decrypt files for the game アイドルマスター2, are there any Japanese communities for game hacking?

http://tamae.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gameurawaza/1442320211/
I found this, but these fuckers won't share how to do so, and only keep the information to themselves to make shitty ecchi videos.

>>52991360
>passed away relatives find their way home
それはお盆の趣旨と思われる。

>>52991330

I don't think it really counts, but I like Kazuo Ishiguro novels (who's Japanese, but writes in English) - especially Never Let Me Go and Remains of the Day.

The only Japanese novel I've ever read is Welcome to the NHK. I'm going to read No Longer Human soon though.

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>>52991281
これが日本人だから

>>52991392
Idk I guess it could be. That would really piss me off desu I'd just have to burn everything I have and start over. But these look just like mosquito bites not bed bug bites

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>>52991434
I'm OP but I hope this thread will be pretty good one.

>>52991423
>5623 likes

Is he famous person or doing awful thing in UK?

>>52991551
キルミー2期完全に潰れたのは悲しいなあ

>>52991492
>Welcome to the NHK
how is it? meant to read it a while ago but havent gotten around to it yet. the anime is top tier of course
ive heard of ishiguro but never read him, his newest novel sounds quite interesting though

you'll enjoy no longer human. though part of the reason i asked is because i obviously read the english translation, and though it was good, it didn't blow me away in the manner you'd expect a classic of japanese (or any nation's) literature would. i'm sure that's due to what's lost in translation. the title 'no longer human' is even considered an imperfect translation by many.

have you seen the aoi bungaku version?

>>52991083
例えばフランスに移民してきたアルジェリア人の息子は(法律上フランス人)がフランス国籍を待たないアルジェリア人と結婚したら、国際結婚と言われるから、その統計は現実とは違っている。

>>52991563
They're both famous, the Japanese guy is a rapper named Kohh and the black guy is British rapper named Skepta.

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>>52991779
The British-Japan liaison looks very different today.

why do the japanese use so many foreign words for everyday stuff like kiss, door, shower and much more, why don't you use the original japanese words for this stuff?

>>52991473
According to wiki it's " placed in pairs in front of homes to welcome ancestral spirits or kami of the harvest."

What I was wondering was is it just a coincidence that both in Europe and in Japan pine used in New Year's Eve's decorations.

>>52991563
>Is he famous person or doing awful thing in UK?
>is a British rapper named Skepta.

So that's an obvious yes then

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>>52991715
Welcome to the NHK is better than I thought it would be as a novel. It's very short though, so it doesn't include nearly as much material as the anime or manga, but it has quite a unique tone compared to both the others. It feels a lot more depressing, and the characters seem a lot more batshit crazy.

>have you seen the aoi bungaku version?
I've downloaded it, but haven't got around to watching it yet. I was trying to read the novel first before I watched the abridged anime adaptation, but I might end up gettign too impatient for that.

>>52991884
Maybe it's to do with the fact that pine is an evergreen plant.

How do Japanese think most westerners view their country and culture?
How do Japanese want westerners to view their culture?

日本の文化は西洋人にどのように見なされると思う?
日本はどのように見なされて欲しいのか?

>>52991882
>everyday stuff like kiss

kiss is every day stuff....???

>>52991884
I put a small pine on my entrance door.

>>52991903
i think he was concerned kohh was making a bad name for the japanese in the uk

>>52992035
many people kiss everyday, so yes

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>>52992035
I'd be happy if it was yearly stuff

>>52991878
dont even know if thats supposed to be funny but i kek'd

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>>52992035
>kiss is every day stuff....???

>>52992105
a smaaaaall pic makes me laugh.

>>52991882
We use both
They have different nuance

>>52992105
It's nice to see Australia-friendly memes

>>52991779
>>52991903
both are british?

>>52991957
bungaku is p good

you an anime nigga or nah?

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>>52992180

>>52992188
just skepta, kohh is from japan

>>52992035
kiss on the cheek maybe

>>52992001
Can I ask you counter-question?

>>52992144
Just a bit curious, what kind of nuance does 口付け have? I see the term used sometimes in VNs.

>>52992001
>How do Japanese think most westerners view their country and culture?
strange
>How do Japanese want westerners to view their culture?
I just want them to find something interesting in our culture.

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>>52992235
>you an anime nigga or nah?
Wouldn't be in the Japanese thread if I weren't 2bh.

>>52992290
どうぞ
>>52992342
What would you like them to find interesting? The language? Martial arts? Kabuki?

>>52992288
I don't even handshake.

>>52992302
I can't express even in Japanese.

>>52992415
>express that
my Engrish

>>52992283
>decide to check out who this guy kohh guy is
>"Hello Kitty, good pussy and titty"

>>52992415
ごめん・・安価間違えた…

>>52992425
>express that
my shitty Engrish

>>52992488
and your anchor?

>>52992001
Then, here are counter- questions to you.

How do you expect Japanese think European culture compared to American culture?
How do Europeans want Japanese to view their culture?

日本人熟女にセクハラされたいです

>>52992283
thanks.
Their music are worth to listen?

>>52992609
I believed a BBA was in this thread.

>>52992663
You found me

>>52992302
This is just my opinion
口付け sounds classy and old-fashioned
キス sounds natural and neutral
接吻 is completely literary

>>52992302
Okay... it's hard to explain as the other guy said.
But to me, for some reason, the word kuchiduke has classy romantic touch to it.
When I kiss something intangible like 'hearts', 'gods', 'fate', etc. the word kuchiduke goes better than kisu...but not always.

>>52992609
もうアノンくんったら!

>>52992609
I know a BBA nearly 50 years old itt, so you should watch out....

>>52992691
Oh it's you, my baby The F.

>>52992522
he's pretty good for the most part

his music is either very 'hype'/trap-esque https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd69dMjmMY4

or 'soft' like 'where you at' and 'real love'

>>52992728
Is she that old? Why is she behaving so childishly then?

>>52992386
what're your favourites?

>>52992412
anything except Japanese war crime.

>>52992769
I don't know we are talking about a same person,tho.

>>52992707
フランス人はロりってか若い子が好きと聞いた

>>52992604
>How do you expect Japanese think European culture compared to American culture?
I think Japanese idolize Paris in particular, which can be very disappointing when they visit.
I think Japanese respect Germans for their work ethic, and view British as gentlemen.
They probably know Italian food as well.
I think they regard Americans as less well-mannered and cultured than Europeans.
>How do Europeans want Japanese to view their culture?
The majority of people here does not consider how others view their culture.
I think I would like foreigners to view the Dutch as cunning sailors and tradesmen, who managed to carve out a large empire in the colonial period despite our small size.
I would also like people to know of the Dutch painters.
I couldn't speak for the other European countries.

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>>52992533
Do t be ashamed, their are a lot of stupid things about the English language and inconsistencies.

The letters C and X are completely useless.

>There, their, they're
>to, too, two

Too many illogical nuances.

Goose/geese

>Read rhymes with feed
>Read also rhymes with fed

>>52992425
>>52992533
So it's not something easy to explain, huh? I guess if someone asked a similar question about English it might be hard to explain something like nuance as well. Don't worry too much about your English, Anon. Just take a look at my shitty Japanese
どうだ?
下手クソだろ?
まあ、これだけじゃ下手クソなんて分かんないよな

>>52992692
>>52992693
I did get the impression that it seemed like more of an elegant word.

>接吻
Learned a new word.

>>52992919
I'm ashamed to admit it but all I know of japan I learned from anime and gaki no tsukai

>>52992662
If you like rap/trap/grime, then you'll probably enjoy them.

guess ill post some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU54WpQNYic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc

>>52992919
How about legal prostitution, soft drug, and euthanasia?
The world world should adopt the system.

世界三大美食の1つがが分からない…。常識が欠けてる＼(^o^)/
で、調べてみたら、フランス、中国、トルコなんだな。トルコ料理、確かに美味いけど少し意外だった。

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>>52992811
Anthologies, supernatural and horror series (like Yami Shibai, Parasyte, Tokyo Ghoul, etc.). Problem is, there isn't really enough good stuff in that genre, most are either 2edgy4u or just plain crap, like Elfen Lied or Another.

Always plenty of moe stuff to go around though.

>>52993046
>anime and gaki no tsukai

sad...they only cover 80% of our culture...

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>>52992919
>British
>gentlemen
That stereotype always makes me laugh because of how untrue it is nowadays.

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>>52992919
As an American, everything outside America is unknown to me. We have 50 different territories, a lot of which are bigger than many European countries, with differing political views, cultures, religions, etc and only two countries that border us.

I could drive 10 hours straight through Texas and still be in Texas, dying form the heat, while a few states away people are being bombarded by snow storms giving them a foot of snow each night.

>>52992919
Thanks for your reply m8. (I don't know which language is convenient to you between Japanese and English,tho)
It's interesting you mentioned Dutch painter. ''girl with a peal earring'' is really popular and famous in Japan. When the picture came to National Japanese museum in Tokyo, I went to see it there and wait for almost 3 hours to watch. 2bh, my image of Netherlands is full of with tulips and windmills. Have you ever heard about ''house tembos'' in Kyousyu in Japan?

>>52993159
>supernatural and horror
maybe try perfect blue and paranoia agent if you havent already? youve probably seen serial experiments lain but that sort of covers the genre too, in a more roundabout way.

>>52993221
>We have 50 different territories
American """""""""""""""""education""""""""""""""""

You have 50 states and 16 territories, or 66 "territories" if you insist on using that word for states as well

>>52993220
>British
>gentlemen
I know it's all delusion now, but I still find ''biggest sense of humor'' from English posters at 4chan.

>>52992001
Several years ago, I often saw you guys uttered words about Japanese traditional culture, like "samurai!! Mt.Fuji!! bushido!!" etc
I guess you love to watch hentai videos and animes rather than sumo and kendo today, dont you?
Anyway, if you like things concerning Japan, I'll welcome even homo淫夢.

http://courtneybrown.com/reviews/bookreviews/BuchananRV.html

The Seventh Sense: The Secrets of Remote Viewing as Told by a "Psychic Spy" for the U.S. Military, by Lyn Buchanan, 2003

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>>52993012

C and X (and Q and J and whatever else you want to include) may be useless orthographically, but they're also important for historical reasons and they make the language look prettier in writing.

"Goose/geese" is not illogical, it's an example of an apophonic plural, whereby the word's plural status is marked by changing the vowel sound. They are plentiful in the Germanic languages (with /o/ usually mutating to an "ai" or "ee" sound in English).

We should not be mean to English phonology.

>>52993348
Brits and Aussies do have the biggest bantz culture

>>52993093
>How about legal prostitution, soft drug, and euthanasia?
We have this reputation, which some people view as degenerate, but we regard as common sense.
When we make laws like that, we consider the effect. We'd rather be able to oversee trade in drugs and prostitution than drive these people into doing crime. Outlawing either has proven not to be as effective, we simply consider the effect instead of the principle.
I think many people view us as degenerate because of these laws, which I don't like of course. And we were only the first to adopt them, now many western countries have laws with similar freedom to ours.

>>52993348
British posters always bring the best banter, m8.

>>52992907
まあそうだろうな
少なくとも政治分野で童子を標的にした性犯罪事件は異常に多い

>>52992558
I just learnt about anchorette today.

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how do people dress in japan?

>>52993447
Yeah. Sometimes radical approaches are more effective to solve problems. And Dutch people are not afraid to do that. Your country seems to have the good balance between freedom and the responsibility that comes with it.

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>>52993609
I heard they accepted like a whole 11 refugees.

>>52993439
>>52993448
I don't think Aussies are good banter, but British are, for sure. As for me, their bantz culture is already sophisticated, sometimes too much and too tricky. But I like it, because mostly they are not harsh.

>>52993448
まあ、日本も子供を狙った犯罪は多いけど
童子じゃなくて子供の方がいい。

>>52993124
トルコ料理って一度も食べたことないからそうだよな

>>52993268
I've seen Perfect Blue, but not Paranoia Agent. Not entirely sure how I missed that one, thanks for the recommendation, lad.

>>52993241
(I don't know which language is convenient to you between Japanese and English,tho)
どうでもいい。日本語がよく分かるが、話すのがまだ苦手だ。日本語の方が私の日本語勉強にいいけど。
>Have you ever heard about ''house tembos'' in Kyousyu in Japan?
日本に建たれたオランダ風の街だね?
>>52993392
>I guess you love to watch hentai videos and animes rather than sumo and kendo today, dont you?
Not me, I'm more interested in sumo and kendo, even though you'll probably never believe me seeing as we're on 4chan.

>>52993124
だってオスマントルコがあったじゃないか。帝国だよ。
物凄い歴史があるはず。フランスのクロワッサンの由来もトルコの旗を食うとか何とかで関係してたはず。

>>52993801
>トルコの旗を食う
そっちの起源をとるなら、クロワッサンはオーストリア発祥。

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>>52993220

>>52993726
おう

hey japan what is your favorite hentai

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>>52993220
>tfw you're on interpals and girls write about wanting a "British gentleman" in their profiles

>>52994035
>favourite hentai
what

>>52994035
tentacle rape !

>>52994049
girls having too high expectations from you is not exactly great

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>>52994100
top bun my man

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>>52994049

>>52993028
いや、違うんだイギリス君
きみの日本語は正直訂正の余地がない。
俺は日本語ででも説明できなかったんだ…

>>52993784
If you use どうでもいい it means I don't give a shit and it sounds rude, you'd better say どっちでもいい。
>日本にあるオランダ風の街だね?
yes, it's in Kyushyu, Nagasaki. and many of Japanese have the image come from the town ''house tembos''.
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%8F%E3%82%A6%E3%82%B9%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%9C%E3%82%B9

anyway, I'm a big fan of フェルメール and he is really popular and very famous in Japan. and also ゴッホ,ヘリット・ファン・ダイク.

>>52993922
そうだっけ、地理的にそうかもな・・後で調べとく、眠くて頭が働かない。

>>52994035
>>52994100
Yeah, unlike gay westerners japs aren't fags and weebs

>>52994154
>space after exclamation point
S T O P
T
O
P

Why do you guys do this

>>52994100
海外でエロ同人誌をhentaiという

>>52994049
tfw you're on interpals and girls write about wanting a 'samurai men'' or a '' gentle and romantic guy like in anime.'

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>>52994049
wear a top hat.

>>52994221
I don't know, that's the standard way in French so I'm used to it.

>>52994284
what kind of man are you japan-friend

>>52994035
Joshikousei no koshitsuki

>>52994221
tfw saw Iceland, feel very friendly because of volcano and hot springs. I'd like to visit there someday...

>>52994284
post the weeb profile

shitpostは日本語で何という?

>>52994176
>>52994218
hentai dose not mean anime porn in Japanese language……
if you say hentai as a anime porn, most of japanese don't understand what you are saying

>>52994227
不思議だね

>>52994321
I'm not as gentle and romantic as a guy in anime. It's impossible. My ancestor were Samurais, but I'm not.

>>52994429
糞レス

why are japanese so racist?

Why are they so keen on preserving their culture? All it's done so far is create the largest hikki population ever, soon the country will perish.

>>52994429
クソレス?

>>52994436
I'd agree if you wrote 変態(?), but the romaji's pretty prevalent in rest of world

>>52994284
っていうか、君は優しくて、ロマンチックなサムライ男じゃない?
信じられない

>>52994035
>favorite hentai
The F. is this threads official favourite hentai

>>52993734
あるよ‼︎
>>52993801
クロワッサンって、オーストリアがルーマニアでオスマン帝国に勝った時に作ったらしいな。全然フランスじゃない(._.)

>>52994587
我々はみんな変態さん

>>52994479
Yeah, however they also have a very intelligent and productive country with low crime rates. Do you think it's just a coincidence that one of the countries with the fewest outsiders has the things?

>>52994195
文法が少し上手いだけですよ
知ってる語彙が全然足りないんだ
漢字だって少ししか覚えてない

>>52994581
っていうか、君はイギリス紳士じゃない?
信じられない

>>52994479
are you the same person asked us the 2 typical questions? Yes, we are racist, and I admit it. But we can't love refugees like Germans even if we would perish.

I'm not hentai!

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>>52994587
this

>>52994479
>so keen on preserving their culture?
but you might as well
http://www.nhk.or.jp/jp-prize/english/2015/prize_winner.html

>>52994731
Sounds like something hentai would say!

>>52994731
You are definitely hentai but we love you.

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>>52994801

>>52994645
うん、全然ちがった。オーストリア・ハンガリー帝国だよね。クロワッサン食べたい、めちゃ食べたい;;

>>52994784
don't you know??? Hentai means Gentleman in Japan.

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>>52994693
俺、もちろん紳士だよ

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>>52994731
W-what!?
OK...I know.

>>52994202
>you'd better say どっちでもいい。
Thank you for correcting.

>>52994817
You have boobs and a spiral penis.

>>52994575
it is always difficult and burdensome
few years ago, a foreigner asked me if I know NHK or not
of course I know.
I always watch NHK news
but he was talking about anime!!(I don't watch anime at all )

>>52994962
lol, gaijins amirite

>>52994693
no, I'm someone else. I wasn't talking about racists. I was talking about normal people who are educated and can hold a job

>>52994781
black pete is racist

>>52994866
俺は・・・まあ、侍と言えなくも・・・ない・・・(あんまり自信ない) But I think I have some Samurai spirit.

>>52994873
Feel free to ask. What kinds of industrial do you have in Netherlands?

>>52994962
>tfw gaijin think all Japanese loves anime and hentai...But I hardly watch anime.

>>52995007
*refugees

>>52994690
そんだけ上手ければ語彙も漢字もいくらでもついてくるよ
日本に滞在してたことがあるの?

>>52995046
侍の子孫?
俺は全然…。

>>52995046
We mostly export agricultural products. The land is extremely flat and has good access to water, so farming here is relatively efficient and profitable.
Other great sources of export are Royal Shell and Philips, in other words exploit of third world countries and electronics.

>>52995007
Everybody knows German will take so many refugees, but how about Netherlands? Will your country take huge amount of them.

>>52995046
>gaijin think all Japanese loves anime and hentai
they are always say “what is your favorite anime?”
but I think they should say “do you like anime?” at first

Why are traditional Chinese characters so comfy?

>>52995187
Yes, but our government is not providing well enough for refugees. They stay in bad conditions (in sport halls) for weeks and then move to other sport halls.

Refugees say it's better to live "normally" in war than to be treated like trash elsewhere.

This is the governments fault becuase there are a LOT more volunteers availible than needed, so it's the lack of facilities. Not the willingness of the dutch

>>52995163
>agricultural products
tulips and flowers? I only know flowers are famous as an industrial in Netherlands. Others?
>electronics
I have no idea about Netherlands, sorry.

>>52995229
> they should ask do you like anime at first.
That's true. and they should ask us at first, '' are you Hentai or not?''.

>>52995380
Hmm, I heard your government is open to immigrants and refugees. And I heard all immigrants can take dutch lessons and have to take exams for dutch language. and if he/she can't pass them, they have to leave or they have to take lessons again and again...is it true? and all refugees have to do the same thing?

>>52995399
maybe they want you to be hentai

>>52995620
I think so, and they expect me hentai. How about you? can I expect you Hentai, Iceland-kun?

>>52995681
only if you are too

>>52995731
I am normal Hentai, not special Hentai. And you?

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>>52995399
>tulips and flowers?
Basically everything, food as well. We mostly export those to neighbouring countries though, the flowers go around the world.
Philips is relatively well known I think. Perhaps Asia has less of their products than Europe and the US.
>>52995620
See pic

>>52995536
I don't know if this is true. If you become a dutch citizen you have to integrate into society. The government doesn't like when people can't speak the language, it becomes harder to survive in society.

Also when you can't find a job the government won't give you free money unless you are studying the dutch language.

>>52995791
I don't know what special hentai is
What is special hentai?

>>52995046
>But I think I have some Samurai spirit
優しさやロマンチックでもある?

>>52995135
いや、残念ながら日本に行ったことない
いつか日本に行きたいけど
大学ですごく忙しいから行く時間がなくて、金もあんまりないし

>>52995925
So how long have you been learning Japanese?

>>52995794
>food
It remind me Dutch cheese is famous. but you are talking about agriculture,so...wheat? Usually foods from Euros to Japan are expensive.

>>52995799
Fair enough. But refugees will not be citizen in your country, right? I don't know they can work or not after they settled, tho.

>>52995809
Sadist, masochist,Scat... are special hentai.
I'm not. But I guess you are special hentai, because I checked your language. And it seems too difficult to learn...I was surprised.

>>52995827
samurai spirit には、武士の情けっていう優しさはあるけど、ロマンチックさは無いよ
ロマンチックという言葉自体が西洋のものだから。
the concept of romantic came from Western, and I don't think Samurai spirits have that kinds of thing.

>>52996228
>Special hentai because of language
??????????????

I am regular hentai also

>>52995791
Does wanting to be a magical girl makes me a hentai?

>>52996079
I recently bought a bottle of Kikkoman soy sauce and it had "Brewed in Netherlands" on it

>>52996079
I don't know, but you get many benefits.
There is a guy in my study who has free public transport like all the dutch kids and only has to pay 2000 euros for university. If you are not dutch you have to pay 7500, or if you want to be a doctor: 25000 per year

>>52996061
Around 5 years.

>>52996404
Damn.
I was wondering why your Japanese is so good, but you could become so much better if you went to Japan.
Isn't there any way you could go there for study related activities?

ohio

>>52996261
>about your language
I read wiki about Iceland language, and it says 300,000 people use it.
...it's less than population of Tokyo....
and the grammar and structure of vocabs are so hard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_language

>>52996310
F. please rewrite your English, I can't understand. you mean... does a magical girl want to make me a hentai? if it is, I don't know.

>>52996323
Imao, Kikkoman soy sauce.

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>>52996575
>...it's less than population of Tokyo....

>>52996575
If he wants to be a magical girl, is he a hentai? Are you a hentai if you want to be a magical girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwP1jl_ECV0

>>52996642
CROWDED
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>>52996517
I really doubt there's any way to do that with my chosen field of study. Really the only aspect of Japanese that I'm relatively good at is grammar, so it only seems like I'm good at it. I have been studying it for a long time but I'm guilty of being really lazy about it. If it weren't for my laziness I'd probably have memorized a lot more kanji by now.

>>52996575
wanting to be a magical girlが1つのかたまりだよ

>>52996575
Why lmao? Is it bad soy sauce?

>>52996575
it's all about being a magical girl

>>52996359
How can your country afford to do it, and everybody welcomed to refugees?

>>52996642
>>52996704

imao, but tokyo is comfy, at least for me.

>>52996664
magical girl...before that, I don't want be a girl.
is it an anime ?

>>52996779
そうするとmakesが収まらないよ does だし

>>52996854
not bad, but very typical soy sauce. very japanesey.

>>52996950
I see. to be a magical girl and to be hentai?

Too many reply I wrote,maybe i was the only japanese poster itt, but I'm too sleepy to continue. good night m8.

>>52997037
not many refugees are students

>>52996575
Oh, do you mean that makes us sadists?

>>52992001
I think both Westerners and others always think the views of dualism for rulers and the ruled.
Japanese culture is often different from both of them.

hi,

I can't find a job so i want to move to japan to become and english teacher and raise a family there.

I want to raise a family in japan as i prefer japanese girls because they are nicer than british girls.

Teaching english in japan has been my dream for several years.

I can't wait to move to japan

デブでもハゲでも受け入れてくれる
たくさんの男に生中出しされた
とびきり優しい売春婦と出会って幸せな結婚が出来ますように
とびきり優しい売春婦と出会って幸せな結婚が出来ますように
とびきり優しい売春婦と出会って幸せな結婚が出来ますように

>>52996642
I don't know the concept of Tokyo metropolitan Area perfectly.
Overconcentration is failure of urban planning.

>>52997406
pls be bait

みんな助けてくれ
俺が売春婦とイチャイチャしてる所を思い浮かべてくれるだけでいいんだ

>>52997406
やめてください

>>52997792
>British to British
>saying stop it

>>52997546
i'm not baiting

>>52997792
i don't understand, i don't speak japanese yet but i will learn and intergrate as best as i can. I can't find a job here so I want to live in japan for the rest of my life

>>52998002
マジでやめてくれ
お前はイギリスの恥だ

>>52997886
You're being pretty hypocritical judging by this thread tb.h

I'm sorry japan please don't stop posting

http://www.metro.tokyo.jp/PROFILE/map_to.htm
The population of Tokyo city is 9,153,511.

GAY PRIDE

>>52993221
>territories

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>>52999279

>>52997406
Wot a bender.
>Wah girls in Britain aren't very nice because they won't let me sleep with them
What makes you think you'll have better luck in Japan lad?

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>>52999631
レズスレ?

I like eggy food

What is a good japanese eggy food?

>>53000082
eggs

>>53000082
raw eggs

>>53000082
Omelette

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>>53000082
It is medama-yaki.
I don't know whether or not it is Japan only tho.

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Date-maki

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>>53000377
Isn't that just ham and eggs with the chips replaced with salad?

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>>52999923
レズスレてわす

>>53000736
*です*

>>53000518
this.

and that is food for New Year's Day →>>53000441

>>53000736
どう見てもこれはホモスレだろ

I have a question to foreigners.

Is New Year's Day young people's day?

It is a traditional day in Japan.
There was the family system called '家制度' once.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ie_(Japanese_family_system)

New Year's Day is the core of that system in Japan tho.
The system was abolished now.

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>>52992137

>>53001252

no

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I want to feed them my love

>>53001252
Don't think so.

>>52991143
the only chill post i saw here comes from a japanese of course. How yare you doing?

>>53001252
Not really, it's definitely a family thang.
It does have quite a big focus on children though, like Western Christmas with presents and too much sweets and stuff, if that what you mean.

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so cute

hey weaboos, daily jap listenning test

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5LJpFFrVz4

>>53001743
That anime was so shit. I don't get the big following it has.

Also what the fuck is up with the audio quality

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>>53001252
News years day for me consists of waking up with a couple of girls I brought home from a quality new years eve party I always attend ... I pull the best looking girls every time — girls just can't wait to drop to their knees and wrap their lips around my massive cock.

>>53001535
I think it is, young people go out to socialise and/or get completely wankered on new years whereas older people just watch Jools Holland at home.

Enjoying an end of week beer tbqh. Was going to get Kirin Ichiban but there was a deal on Corona.

When will Emperor Hiroyuki remove the word filter on British text slang?

>>53002133
All the Japanese posters ought to make themselves useful and persuade Bakasaki Hiroshimoot to remove those unfunny filters

>>53001252
New Year's Day is when everyone stay at home and sober out from New Year's Eve.

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I wonder why the Village People wanted to go west when the cutest guys are actually in the east

>>53001454
>>53001535
>>53001652
>>53001797
>>53001815
>>53002331
Thank you for replying my question.

Not to put too fine a point on it,
I thought the Ie(家父長制) was a little similar to patriarchy of Islam.
That's why it was abolished.
It had often too strong power.

Though, people still keep to the custom to some extent and it is necessary partially.

>>52998099
i dont speak japanese, why don't you live in japan?

>>52999701
I'm a nice guy, just girls always go for dickheads, japanese girls will appreciate my intellect and niceness.

>>53003067
>japanese girls will appreciate my intellect and niceness.
lelelele

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>>53003067
>japanese girls will appreciate my intellect and niceness.
This

I was in Glorious Nippon last year, every girl I talked to instantly wanted to hop on my dick after they realised how smart and gentlemanly I am. They were literally in awe of my superior western intelligence.

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>>53003067
童貞乙ww

>>53001722
>>53001533
Korean guys look a lot smaller than the Japanese.

I thought the stereotype was that it's the opposite.

>>53003067
I don't live in Japan because I'm not some dickhead who thinks Japanese girls will have sex with me just because I'm white.

>>53003998
But Jay says it's true, mate >>53003487

>>53003998
You know lads, there's more to living in Japan than trying to have sex with Japanese girls. Right?

Drunken Japanese here. Ask me anything.

(tho I didn't say that I will answer lel)

>>53004177
Starter pokemons of which type are the best?

>>53004103
Yes, being worked to physical exhaustion is a fantastic, and admirable, aspect of Japanese culture.

>>53003985
the first picture is from tokyo
I think Koreans are taller than Japs
I'm 172cm and felt just as short in Korea as I do in Germany 2bh
old Korean people are really short though

>>53004177
Are you a virgin?

>>53004241
Fushigidane. Others are for faguts especially Zenigame.

Japan a tall

>>53004250
>the first picture is from tokyo
I realise that
I'm saying Japanese guys look buffed up, while Korean guys look like softies

>>53004243
But it's not the only aspect of Japanese culture is it smart arse?

>>53004304
No. I wish I were so I can cast magic someday.

>>53004337
Never said it was, fancy face.

>>53004337
here's another picture of korean queers
>>52988444
they look bigger

>>53004380
Have you ever touched up a girl on a train or bus?

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>>53004380
Well shit, I was hoping that I wasn't alone.

>>53004177
what's the phone number of your best looking female zainichi friend?

>>53004498
Sorry lad, I accidentally saw 5 seconds of a Ryan Boundless video today and I was already sick of hearing complaints about Japan.

>>53004566
No. But I can play this at any time I want.
http://www.a-kaguya.com/products_HB/lmt3/main.html

>>53004608
You must stop discriminating non-virgins since the difference between virgin and non-virgin is paper thin. We are all brotha regardless of holy virginity.

>>53005049
Amen

PREACH, BROTHER, PREACH!!!!

>>53003110
>>53003487
>>53003795
>>53003998
why is everyone insulting me? are you telling me you don't think that japan is a superior country to the UK? my life will be so much better in japan, i'll actually fit in

>>53005273
Nah it was bait, shit.

Feel like a bit of a mug now tbqh, even though it did seem rather redonkulous.

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>>53004241

You eating all your vegetables up, leafboy?

>>53005273
I would never date a Japanese girl or have sex with one
The only acceptable East Asian race are Koreans
My first girlfriend was from Northern Ireland and she was really hot and smart
You're just a loser that can't get a white gf because you watch Anime all day long and learn Japanese instead of licking British pussies
What if the Queen or Freddie Mercury were half Japanese? Disgusting!

Aight. Had a good bit of whiskey this night lads.
Will go get a bowl of Gyudon as a breakfast soon and will sleep until the sun goes down. Unemployed life fug yeah
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>53005405
>leafboy

>>53005781
Are you a racist?

My Korean friends and my Korean Japanese friends and other friends, who may have Korean ancestors, don't say that.

>>53005814
Have a bottle of spirit m8

>>53005369
why would i lie about something like this?

>>53006821
For (you)s

Help me, Japanese thread. I can't open a childproof medicine bottle.

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>>53007063

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>>53007063
Try sticking it on your ass. Take a picture too so we can tell you whether your technique is off.

>>53007198
On my ass or in my ass?

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>>53007063

Are you a small child? If so, you should not be opening medicine bottles.

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>>53007245
In, of course. Autocorrect is the bane of my existance.

>>53007262
I'm not a small child, but I'm tiny, weak, and could be mistaken for one. If I was an actual small child then it would be bad that I'm on 4chan right now.

>>53007327
There must be something wrong with me that I'm actually considering doing this.

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>>53007421
No one will ever know, you don't have to show your face. A ban is easily avoided with a simple phone/router restart.

>>53006321
no, but you are racist for thinking I'm racist because I'm German. Why are all Japs so racist?

>>53007621
You said Japanese is no good earlier.
I think Germans except you don't say that.

>>53007599
Taking a picture of your own ass is harder than it fucking looks. Not sure how I'm gonna do this, if I do actually take it, it might be a really shitty picture.

>>53007842
I'm Korean and my government pays me to insult Japanese people on 4chan

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>>53007907
>shitty
It's not that hard, just get down on all four. Use one hand to push it up there and the other to take a picture. Or get a mirror.

>>53008017
I'm algerian and my government pays me to do nothing

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>this thread

I came here to discuss Japanese culture and language, not for these lewd shenanigans.

I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

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>>53008297
No one said we couldn't make with the lewd shenanigans in here.

おはよう
これはドイツ国旗ごとフィルタかけていいふいんき(何故か変換できない)かな

>>53008017
It's a nonsence.
I know many good Koreans and they don't do such a nonsence act.

Well, why do you abuse also the other posters except Japanese?

>>53008491
一匹subhuman gookがドイツ国旗使ってるだけでしょ。ドイツ国旗はまともなのが多い

>>53008356
Unappreciated post

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>>53008643
Rightfully so.

>>53008612
知ってるよー
こっちが明るい時間帯はいつも大抵あのゴミしかいないから昼間だけフィルタしとこうかと

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>>53008643
Are you okay Nigel?

>>53008643
Because people are tired of his korean shit

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> tfw I actually got a cute Japanese gf

>>53008532
I was joking
So about your korean friends.. are any of them girls?

>>53008773
it's a different german anon.
I don't even know what a bento box is

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>>53008089
Sorry, I'm gonna have to chicken out, Anon. The bottle cap is too wide and it fucking hurts to try and get it up my ass, you'll have to find your weird anal object insertion porn elsewhere.

Please make do with this picture of the bottle instead.

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>>53008775

Congratulations, anon. I hope you and her have a very happy relationship and will one day be blessed with many children.