Pepe is used on the Twitter account of someone who sleeps at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel
dw lad i had a similar realisation about a gril the other day.
i just realised i was more into what they could do for me rather than actually interested in them so i was like yeah whatever cunt
Government has replied to ban trump petition saying they won't ban trump.
I... I couldn't have. She was alive! I felt it! [damages several surrounding objects and droids through the Force. He then breaks the clamps that have been holding him down and takes a few steps forward. Palpatine watches, grinning cruelly.] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>made three quality thought provoking posts in this ITT so far
>not a single (You)
>sat in some warehouse full of boorish plebs that stink of cigarettes, listening to them chant along darts-themed variation of shite pop tunes for hours on end.
Probably only John smiths and strongbow on tap too. No thanks.
wanna worship her feet while she squats and does a wee over me
4chan extension which automatically reads out posts in an appropriate text to speech voice (according to flag) as they appear
for non anglo flags, it first runs the post through google translate into the flag's native language, then runs it back to english, and reads out the resultant garbled mess in an appropriate funny accent
perhaps for italian posts it could add random "a"s between words
I lost my virginity to an escort. I fucked at least 30 escorts over the past few years but have never had sex with someone I didn't pay first.
Should I consider myself a virgin? Or an honorary one??
my posting style doesn't change when i go from posting on /brit/ to posting outside of /brit/. i think i can safety say that with each of those posts, i alleviate everyone elses reading experience tBh
How do we solve the cheating chink problem?
>make fun of a yank
>he thinks you're "bantering" him
what cup size is this
Did anybody know about leaseholds and freeholds?
Just learnt our house is cucked because we are on a leasehold so when I inherit it it might only have like 10 years left which means I don't own the land and it will be taken off me kek
>when seppos develop stockholm syndrome because all you do is talk shit to them online
>Brits and Australians will never ever have a sincere moment in their lives
Now I go cleaning' windows to earn an honest bob
For a nosy parker it's an interesting' job
Now it's a job that just suits me
A window cleaner you would be
If you can see what I can see
When I'm cleaning' windows
a noble spirit embiggens the frailest oriental
gay yorkshire is without internet
every other yorkshire seemed to vanish around the same time gay yorkshire left
was quite unnerving to the point of being cause for concern
(i think theyve been washed away by the aqueous wrath of yahweh)
based on true events.
>capable of sincerity
wahey let's just do a little jig while the world collapses everything will be ok if we dance!!
>Celebrity measurements, bra size, height, weight and breast implants
a worthy cause imo
>When a job wants excellent written skills but fails to express that in basic English
old luke > rey > young luke
Yeah but the freeholder can refuse or can try and charge you ridiculous amounts (i.e tens of thousands) and you can go through a long process but still have to pay about 15grand
Didn't know such whacky shit even existed in the UK
how is that even a thing?
disney princess = leia
millenium falcon pilot = han
jedi = luke
they consolidated 3 into one to deliver star wars like Marvel movies with one protagonist because it worked for the same audiences
To be honest as cool as it is to hate try hard politicians I honestly find it more of an adorable grandad having a laugh than I do Hilary trying to be black, no doubt she'll start twerking soon
Not fond of that theory desu. Really hope she's a separate story, so it's not EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE IS ABOUT THE SOLO AND SKYWALKER FAMILIES
Nah she's got that combination of cute and sexy, a great smile, nice voice, and decent acting skills.
Nothing wrong with it, she still has a wider register than Luke did in the original trilogy. I like that she doesn't just jump into everything without a second thought, and she has the whole lost parents thing holding her back. She's a deeper character despite being a huge mary sure.
I tried to but...:
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>filter that was completely and utterly pointless in the face of the fact that it didn't promote originality at all
>moot rightly removed it due to common sense
>hiroshima reinstated it immediately after his appointment as admin as part of his long-running campaign of appearing to be doing something and appearing to be involved with the community
>Go to Byron, this new burger place that keeps popping up
>Looks quite fancy and is about five quid more expenseive than a standard restaurant price (i.e Frankie and Bennie's)
>Order the burger and a drink with a starter
>Starter of 'garlic bread' arrives and it's just some warm bread with a sprinkling of herb, two pieces
>Burger arrives, no chips
>Excuse me where are my chips
>You have to order them
>That beer and that pepsi you had is about £5 each too
>The new Alienware Laptop I got myself for crimbo finally arrived lads.
>Shaking with excitement, it looks so cool and has all LEDs you can change the color of n that.
>I want you to notice when I'm not around
>you're so fucking special
>I wish I were special
Tell me why people get jobs again?
>New job, need to wear a suiit everyday
>Have no money so get the cheapest suits possible that won't look so bad I get fired
>Two suits (already own one), two hundred quid
>Shirts, 60 quid for four
>4 ties, 45 quid
>Car insurance even though I've had my licence nearly four years but just haven't driven, four grand
>Fuel to work
>parents unironically want to start charging me rent
>I'm now expected to actually get my afmily birthday presents
What's the fucking point I'm literally gonna have nothing
I'm not, just saying it's a bit shit that now I have a job I'm paying for something which I didn't have to before and they want me to move out but I won't be able to asve because they're taking thousands each year in rent
>carbs, mushrooms fried in oil, zero-point-something-negligible grams of plant protein in the beans (which are drenched in sugary tomato sauce)
Yeah bro clearly you take your lifting very seriously.
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Never really understood the point in joining the army desu
>Shit pay for some meathead with no gcses to shout at you and make your life hell
>Get deployed to some shithole somewhere and live like shit and get shot at by people
>Possibly lose a leg, or an eye, a dick or an arm
>Get back, if you don't die, edgy leftist students whose biggest problem in life is not having a kettle in their student department to make tea tell you how hard they have it and how oppressed they feel because somebody called their Topman flower shirt 'gay'.
>Call you a murdering scumbag and people who literally hate your country protest by the side of your parades
>Make it through all that
>Some bureaucrat decides you shooting an insurgent after he dropped his weapon despite trying to kill you and not adhering to the same rules is a war crime and you go to jail
Have a relative who went to Iraq in the invasion and the other month somebody contacted him about possible 'war crimes' his squad committed and started accusing him of stuff.
You opinion isn't valid m8.