/brit/

bye bye blue eyes

https://youtu.be/vf89N6kwZGA?t=347

I'm gay.

>>52980231
bit gay ngl

>>52980231
cornwall

both threads dead now gj leafy

⊙Y⊙

boobies

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>>52980216
>those comments

5 8 0 0 8

turn this post upside down

>>52980336
BOOB :DDDDDD

>>52980276
sry lad had to be done

>>52980373
Why are you so hell bent on wrecking general threads? not even /brit/ but /cum/ too

well good morning

feeling a bit posh might drink my tea from a glass

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Post rare fedoras

if the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting

>>52980385
The heat could make the glass break

>>52980385
that's not posh, it's retarded.

Posh would be from a bone china tea cup & saucer rather than a mug la.

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Good morning

>>52980435
highly unlikely

>>52980447
more

>>52980384
alri

im high haha im smoking weed marijuana to get high

>>52980479
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>52980451
Spends on the glass, better not risk it.

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>>52980479

>>52980438
your retarded

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>>52980479
reported

i dont smoke OR toke ! that post was a joke

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>>52980479

>>52980503
>your retarded

nice.

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>>52980468

gotta catch a train to the bank but it's h*lla raining baka

>>52980522
what's the real story behind black guy on the phone meme?

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>>52980534
>catch a train
>to the bank

>>52980534
>having to get a train just to go to the bank

>>52980556
>>52980561
get a load of these city boys oooh get you
posh twats

>>52980531
she is perfect

>>52980571
that's two people m8

>a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

>humans speaking English

>>52980531
Imagine just slotting your dick between her tits

>>52980600
there's no question who i'm referring to though

wish that gook cunt would get rid of the wordfilters

>>52980611
the sun never sets on the British empire m8

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>watch that star wars malarkey
>lasts a good 2 hours
>as soon as the evil lad takes off his mask all I can think about is why he looks like a gay version of john snow for the rest of the movie
>miss out on all of the other spoilers posted in these threads

Was a good watch t͏bh lads

>when I'm waiting for the bus ages
>bus always late

>when I get to the bus stop 1 minute after the time the bus is supposed to get there
>bus was on time or early

Why does this happen every fucking time?

>>52980654
edgy

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Morning lads

Virgins leave!

want to mess around with aussie slags

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>Work on Monday

At least I don't do anything.

>>52980760
what job?

>>52980760
>tfw approved holidays for half my team that day because i was in a good mood so i'll have to do actual work on monday

life is suffering

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Memes are becoming real

If I'm meant to sign on monday and last monday was closed for bank holidays do i go to jobseekers on monday or is it the next interview date

>>52980833
Call centre manager

>>52980850
You should have gone in last Tuesday.

Enjoy your sanction

Just cuck my country up

>>52980882
>Obama's about to bypass Congress on gun restriction

Civil War 2: electric Boogaloo

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>>52980850
pretty sure job centre sign ons are Tuesdays m8

>>52980850
you go the next monday after bank holiday

>>52980534
doesn't the bank close at midday on saturday if it's open at all?

/pol/ are calling trump well educated again

>>52980907
Fortunately I already have my gun

I'd like him to try and restrict that

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>>52980882
who up

Lads should I get a credit card? What is the actual point of them?

>>52980919
He'll use the Cornish calender so it might be different

>>52980926
he probably is

non white genocide when?

Morning lads

>>52980940
credit rating

white genocide when?

>>52980940
getting a credit rating, you can get one, buy one thing with it and pay it off straight away and have a perfect rating

>>52980969
Is there any cost to them if you pay your 'bills' on time?

>>52980194
What's the name of this maymay ?

>>52980986
unnamed
nobody know where it came from

>>52980986
>>52980996
btw im referring to /brit/

If trump wins I'm moving to America

>>52980961
charli

>>52980996
T-thanks

buy gold in late 2016
heard it from a trusted source

>>52981030
>implying you can just move to the US on a whim
>wanting to move to the US

>The average human will think they understand why they speak as they do, but in reality the thought of the average human is the result of memetic programming replete with aims and motives inaccessible to conscious thought

wtf*ck did he mean by this

>>52981030
Good luck getting past the wall

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>>52981041
ok peter

>>52980926
>>52980926
he has an IQ of 156 and went to university at UoP so he's pretty well educated

>>52981080
I'm telling you lad just do it

>>52981041
>not silver

it's like you're not even prepared for the end of the world

>there was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chong

Racist lyrics desu

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TUNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE

http://strawpoll.me/6427901

Help a man about lunch

Important polls here:

Poll 1:
http://strawpoll.me/6427904

Poll 2:
http://strawpoll.me/6427907

>>52980522
why are you holding out on us?

>>52981114
what in the fuck mate.

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>can't renew my bus pass online

its literally 2016 ffs

>>52981117
True desu

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>>52981127
>>52981131

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>>52981114
BLUKU

>>52981180
I assume the US would nuke Russia desu

>>52981127
Apart from Lamb Stew, those options are truly autistic.

Walked around a lot today lads. Might pop to lawsons later for some snacks though

Janny needs to take a peek at /v/

theres a spider or something on my jawline
help help help

>>52981213
>tfw no cheap and easily available sushi

LIfe is suffering.

>>52981232
eat it

having a hunger

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Wow!!

>>52981226
alri kev

>>52981240
you know geez
>tfw sushi always comes in tiny portions

>>52981245
i am too scared to move my head let alone remove it (bug not head)
its on my fucking ear now fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>52981214
HE'S PSYCHIC!!!

>>52981257
kool

Is this a woman with a moustache in Sherlock? Fuck sakes.

>>52981276
punch it

>>52981291
its shit
should have ended when Sherlock "died"

>2nd poll is a dead heat

Think i'll go for the pasta family.

>>52981310
ive just gone and punched myself in the tendons twice and achieved nothing

ffs lads decided to go on /v/ and someone posted CP what the fuck do i do now the webm is like 2.5mb is that over the legal amount? what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhQPu-5C-WY

kek

>>52981314
just voted Tbh

What separates the british working class from the middle class

Is thailads new year resolution to stop /brit/ posting? haven't seen him in a few days la

>>52981318
where are the aussies when you need them? shake my head to be honest

>>52981333
lol'd

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>>52981336

Can't wait for Trump to get elected
A literal walking meme

>>52981340
>le ebin contrarian meme

>>52981349
the Tory cunts

>>52981349
about 25 grand a year

>>52981333
what the fuck, was the other guy talking the piss?

>>52981359
Incredible

>>52980216

>7:30

>ERE' GUVNAH IF YOU ENJOYED THIS, PLONK ON A FEW LIOAKES AND SUBSCRIOABES

Normally I tolerate the working class but this really did creep up on me.

>>52981369
t. boar pleb

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>>52981359

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>>52980194
I had no idea Brits liked Anita this much

>>52981349
delusion of the latter

>>52981433
kek

>>52980216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA644rSZX1A

Why do lads turn into complete dicks when they move the gf in?

Happened to 3 guys I've lived with.

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>give us your fucking phone bruv

>>52981455
Territorialism

>>52981455
because you need to fuck off

>>52981473
Goerge is married to a jungle bunny?

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>A couple claim they lost out on a £35m lotto jackpot because of a phone app "blunder", the Daily Mirror reports. It says David and Edwina Nylan had all six numbers in the draw - but their online purchase had failed because they only had 60p in their account and the ticket price was £2.

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>>52981455

Their physiology tells them "the slightest act out of place with the gf and i'll have to live with her resentment for however long. I need to think about my actions so hard. Oh, it's my housemate. A relic from a simpler time. He better stay out of my way since he cannot help me with this relationship I've got myself into."

>>52981519
I'd top myself instantly

>>52981519
holy fuck lol

>>52981503
George? It's Rolf Harris and Zena Badawi.

>>52981473
classic yorkshire

>>52981519
Degenerate gamblers on suicide watch

--------B
R E K T
U-------F
N-------O
T
S

>>52981519
reminds me of the guy that through his hard drive out then later realised that he had bitcoins worth an absolute christload on it

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>>52981473

>>52981571
threw* even

probably shouldn't have stayed up all night

who /only person in their family not intelligent or doing something interesting/ here?

>>52981455
cos women are utter cunts

pump them and dump them

>>52981650
iktfb

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>need food to survive
>èverything in my house is yucky
H E L P

>>52981650
Me atm, In a rut tbH

>>52981651
prime fedora bait

>>52981690
Go outside?

>>52981732
FONT

Soup & pasta is ready lads

Probably the best lunch of anyone ITT haha!

>>52981781
Going out to a nice restaurant so fucks to you m8

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>Complain about how shit an advert is
>"AKSHUALLY they're making you think about them when they're not on so they're obviously working and therefore good"

>>52981781
fuck off billionaire

>>52981800
THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT

Absolutely hate waking up to the "You have X new photo tags" facebook notification after a night out

>>52981815
>I can hear the sound of frosties hitting me plate

Why would you eat frosties from a plate?

who here /hasn't had a wank in 2016/ ?

>>52981800
>get BTFO
>get mad
Classic simp

>>52981792
fuck off trillionaire

>>52981781
mixing them?

who has both

>>52981847
Don't know this feel

how is existential crises and personal depression 2016 going lads?

>>52981852
>not eating frosties from a plate

never gonna make it

>>52981854
nae porn wan so far. rather proud ae masell

>>52981874
starter and main laddo

>>52981922
What's desert?

>>52981922
who makes 2-3 courses just for themself

the monarchy is an affront to human freedom and dignity

Liberals are on par with Tories to me, they want to maintain capitalism and do fuck all for anybody but themselves.

Why are decent office chairs so fucking expensive

hi

>friend request
>blatantly fake account

>>52981929
not too fond of desserts 2bqh

>>52981944
They were in the fridge and needed using, have never made myself 2 courses from scratch.

>>52981952
Tories are liberals desu

every mainstream party in the UK is built upon the foundations of liberal democracy

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>>52981892

As well as usual

I wish YOU anon Happy New Year..

>>52981800

>Actually talking about advertising
>Actually watching TV

feel sorry for you. your mind is utterly riddled with shit.

wish there was an innovative e commerce business that uses social networking to connect customers to each other for deliveries that don't normally ship to their address.

Why the fuck do people care about "animal cruelty" with things like lobster or prawns?

Yeah congratulations you proved that they send electrical signals that could be interpreted as pain when they get injured. But they don't have emotions or feelings. They're not in pain or scared. They don't care if they're alive, dead, being boiled or being eaten they have no brainpower whatsoever.

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>>Actually talking about advertising
>>Actually watching TV
>
>feel sorry for you. your mind is utterly riddled with shit.

>>52981650

I have a masters but my mum also has one and my dad has a PhD, so I'm a bit of a runt

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>52981892
top top top

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>Why the fuck do people care about "animal cruelty" with things like lobster or prawns?
>
>Yeah congratulations you proved that they send electrical signals that could be interpreted as pain when they get injured. But they don't have emotions or feelings. They're not in pain or scared. They don't care if they're alive, dead, being boiled or being eaten they have no brainpower whatsoever.

ssaradavidson got a writing gig after only publishing a single short article on her blog.

why don't you try it

>>52982145
because I don't care about that

Landed in Liverpool lads, looking for something to do.

>>52982145
she got a gig cause she's hot

>>52982184
Go to Lime street and shag a fake-tanned hooker

>>52982184
get a train to London

whydowebotherusingspaceswhenwewriteitsanunnecessarywasteoftime

>>52982210
I've to get a train from there later, will do.

>>52982202
m8..
she's only 18 and looks about 38

>smokers
when will they learn

i shipped on board of a liverpool liner

>>52982236

scottish genetics

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>>52982202

She looks pretty good for 70

>>52982245
way hey roll and go

>>52982184
Install grindr and meet a nice local scouser

Don't know what the rest of the day I'll do, just see how it goes

ackhulee ma names mareena

>>52982222
checked

>>52982258
explain Lauren

>secretly like the scouse accent

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>>52982236
>>52982260
She looks hot to me here, just my opinion f a m

>>52982302
Sexy on a girl, silly on a lad 2bf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw

>>52982317
When will they learn

lads Ive just had the perfect plan to fuck sarahdavidson over

was she just a feminist or a hardcore left wing feminist?

if the latter someone creates a fake profile of a middle aged muslim man living in the UK

add her...then keep liking all her comments for a week or so....then briefly send her a message stating you are a muslim man and you want to fuck her and that it is your right as a muslim and a man to fuck her.

when she refuses or ignores you then you spam her twitter with 'racist'

haha its the perfect plan lads

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man lie on floor XD

>>52982317
>corbachov

>>52982309
who's the granny

bunked alongside the forty-niners

>>52982352
Do it then you faggot

>>52982373
whats her twitter then

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>>52982352

>>52982382
Ssarahdavidsonn

>>52982382
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson
What's your plan if she agreed to fug?

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>there are people ITT who didn't do A Level Maths

>>52982184
let's meet up and get bevvied lid

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>lads Ive just had the perfect plan to fuck sarahdavidson over

>>52982416
never thought of that Tbh surely she wouldn't

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>>52982438
>lusting over left wing coal burners
You're either retarded or a virgin, most probably both.

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>there's a factory just over the NK border where NK and SK workers work together
>SK workers get paid to their bank account
>NK workers wages are paid to the NK government

So fare thee well my own true love
when I return united we will be

It's not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me
it's my darling when I think of thee

brb lads, just going to pop into my mind palace

>>52982448
gotta plan for every outcome lad

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>>lusting over left wing coal burners
>You're either retarded or a virgin, most probably both.

>British soldiers could face persecution for crimes commuted in Iraq

FUCK OFF

>>52982448
m8. she's a classic deluded leftie. shuts down her page as soon as she encounters anything she disagrees with.youll just get reported

>>52982523
Good, if it wasn't for them I'd still be in my home country.

>flatmate is unironically out in the front room playing and singing oasis songs on his guitar
ffs lads when will normies be eradicated

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>I lust over left wing coal burners and think kentqt is really a girl

>>52982535
wew

back from the bank

bit wet out

>>52982561
when you don't live with morons

>having a flatmate

>>52982344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c

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>>52982354
>rasheed and tyrone looking on in the background
kek

>>52982561
AND AFTER AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>52982558
t. Rasheed from Bradford

Mazipan truffle or eggnog truffle next?

>>52982474
https://youtu.be/Bj7ipGT1if8?t=422

>>52982523

they are war criminals though

>>52982585
I'll listen to it in a bit, that video I linked came on randomly after an unrelated video for some reason and now I'm listening to the other stuff

I like it.

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>>52982587

>>52982354
>>52982587
Classic Printworks

doing a poo

>>52982573
Cornish weather

>>52982354
Is this from the meetup

Cool story, bro.

>>52982648
in victoria service station now

go see can I get some food

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Nearly there now

talk to ye later
bye

>>52982184
Visit the Jacob's biscuit factory.

>>52982672
Cool story, babe
Now go make me a sandwich

don't know what the rest of the day I'll do

>>52982699
why are you in Liverpool? where did you come from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lOVwIBhVaE

choon

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>>52982699
>liverpoo

>>52982719
What do you want on it bae?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSm1t3Uv9QI

>>52982731
Flights to London were outrageous, figured I'd give Liverpool a look and save 100 quid

>>52982740
are you back home from the bank?

>>52982778
aye
soaking wet i am

>>52982753
Anything's fine lad I'm literally starving

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a'right

>>52982620
They're killing the enemy.

Isis are burning people alive and the west is punishing it's soldiers for doing whatever it takes

The west is so fucking cucked it's untrue.

>>52982774
Oh, have fun I guess x

>>52980986
>>52981040
he is albanec=albanian in russian
he is a zalgo type of being from 2ch

Business idea: don't drink and drive smoke weed and fly

https://www.fb.com/jackjonestv/videos/vb.440105786108813/905782082874512/?type=2&theater

haha fucking seppos

>>52982803
would you like me to fetch you towel so can get undressed

>>52982822
got to have standards lad otherwise we're no better than the people we're fighting. you know that though, stop being such a warmongering child

>>52982853
fucking yanks man when will they learn to banter

>>52982853
lol

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Can't tell if thus us degenerate or not lads.

Seems a bit feminist but on the other hand she's teaching her son important things like hard work and maths

>>52982853
Delete this

just flooded the house haha whoops

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>stop being such a warmongering child

>>52982853
>Jack Jones

he needs to be zyklon'd.

>>52982943
what are you like?

>>52982812
Cheese, sausage and egg is what you're getting young man.

>>52982915
good way to give your child an oedipus complex

>>52982915
nah it's fine, she's doing good

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>>52982853
What a sick cunt

>>52982915

tumblr feminists hate chivalry

>>52982915
it's degenerate
very degenerate

>>52982900
When we lose the war we can talk about how morally superior we are.

>>52982915
not specifically because of this, but this kid will be fucked mentally with a mum like that.

>>52982853
why the fuck do they get so violent over nothing

>>52982915
>i'm a single mother
>once I month I talk to my son and ask how his day is

top kek

>>52982915
son is gonna grow up to be like us when he finds out being nice doesnt cut it.
>as a woman who has been abused & treated like crap
can tell she tells him that girls are princesses

>LOSERPOOL

>>52983054
>SHITLAND

>>52982853
IT WAS A PRANK BRO JUST A PRANK

wew, this sherlock is truly shite.

>>52983074
>CORNHOLE

>program crashes
>go to task manager
>process
>end process
>doesn't do anything
what do i do without pulling the plug lads

>>52983090
ye it was awful

>>52982853

that's vegas for you, it's a horrible place

>>52983107
what program is it