Portugal has two official dialects. Portuguese and Mirandês, this last one is only spoken by 15.000 people.
Michigan once fought a war with the US government over Toledo.
Michigan was granted part of Wisconsin instead.
It turned out to be the better deal.
Some town signs in Northern Germany are bilingual reading Low German, Frisian or even Danish names of the respective town alongside German.
pic is Low German
>Chile almost fought the US in war for 2 soldiers being stabbed for trying to rape a hooker in Valparaiso.
>Chilean troops once ocuppied Lima, capital city of Perú
>Our Natural Satellite, Moon, was property of a Chilean poet and lawyer. The urban myth says Nixon sent a letter asking for autorization to land on it in 1969
>An old version of the Internet almost started in Chile, but 1973's coup and bombing destroyed the operation's room in La Moneda, created under the government of Salvador Allende (Project CyberSyn)
>Chile has received help/helped the UK among it's history. Starting in 16th Century, when Chile's head of state was Queen Mary I. Then, the UK helped Chile with boats and sailors to fight for it's independence, and last, the UK offered protection in exchange of information and permit to use navy bases in the Falklands war against Argentina.
How can a self proclaimed Frenchman be so ignorant?
>Indonesia has the biggest matrilineal society in the world aka Minangkabau in West Sumatra
>Indonesia is a country with presidential system, but in its early days, it had a prime minister to lead the Cabinet. 11 people have assumed the position.
>The deadliest volcano in Indonesia isn't Mt. Krakatau, it is Mt. Merapi
>During Sukarno's reign, we were pretty tight with Russia and Myanmar
>Sukarno's successor Suharto cut off all diplomatic ties with China during his time as the president
If Holland gets overrun with shitskins we just say: ayyy goodbye
I fucking know right
Snowmobiling is also great
Any country that invade malaysia or singapore would activate an agreement where UK, Australia, New Zealand to join the war and help us.
>We invented the jetpack
>We invented the pen
>Not all romanians are in fact,gypsies,however 50% of the population is (however only 600k are documented)
>the palace of parliament used to be the biggest building in the world
>we apparently have the smallest dicks in europe (cause of the 50% gypsies)
>transylvania is more romanian than romania
It would surprise quite a few Australians that this was the case if the balloon went up, but it really is the centrepiece of Australia's military policy.
Our national animal doesn't exist
Just like our economy
Mallorca is widely considered to be the 17th state of Germany.
The first successfull white Rapper was a German
The Saarland was independent untill 1957
You are allowed to drive a car while being nude in Germany.
Even thought we have strict gun laws, tanks are completly legal in Germany.
The first country to recognize the United States as a sovereign country was Morocco, and the Moroccan-American Treaty of Friendship is the longest unbroken treaty relationship in American history.
15 million of mexicans dont speak spanish but native languages
That's our unofficial national bird. Our actual official bird is the Hoopoe
Also, the name of the bird came first. That's like saying that the male of the Chicken is named after the penis.
Only 1-2% population to the whole are Christians, and they are mostly Korean zainichi. Protestant may be prevailing cuz of US/UK influence. So vertically no Catholic I guess.
Basically Japanese never considers Christianity important.
Up to the person, some practice Buddhism and some don't believe anything. However whether what they believe or not, we subconsciously dislike abrahamic religions.
I think those who believe only one God, are essentially incompatible with anyone who does not believe it. The gap between them are infinity.
As having seen your post, I can sense that you look down other religions and deities already.
That's why I don't like Christians or Muslims, blindedly believing "our religion is correct" while none of you have ever proven it without violence. Very arrogant, stupidest people on planet.
oh, no wonder why you little fucks are efficient as fuck, here we have holy days almost 5 times a month and many comunities stop working just to celebrate their respective town saints, fucking cool fairs and parties tho
i dont get it, crime rate in the US is beyond civilized like in some post apocalyptic shit? fuck i´ve been robbed just once and thats because my brother left the fucking door open the whole day and they onlyy took some watches and jews, the fucking niggers tried to rob the screen in my living room but they couldnt even unplug it, kek
yeah, catholicism here is very strong but atheism has been rapidly increasing with nw generations, i think that in 2 generations atheism will be the predominant ideology in mexico
We have some prettt varied local dialects, some of which can be called languages in their own right
but why would you need a fucking gun? are you a faggot or what? beat those niggers up, you fucking pussy
heres another fun fact
>the secretary of defense can sell you handguns and rifles but you´re technically not legally able to own/use a knifee or gun
there was a time where the goverment would give you cash or screens/laptops in exchange of your guns
being a pussy doesn't matter when you're dead. my fighting style is made to knock/kill someone on the first hit by attacking a pressure point faster than they can react. playing it safe in the long run will result in a longer life.
Our country didn't have a government for 451 days. Some people even grew a beard out of protest until a government was formed.
Our Queens husband doesn't have the title 'King'
We totally didn't conduct a genocide at any point in our history against any native group.
>There's only one STOP sign in the entire city of Paris.
>1 in 5 people in France has experienced depression, making it the most depressed
country in the world
>France was the first country to introduce the license plate.
>Potatoes were illegal in France between 1748 and 1772.
>In France, it's illegal to name a pig "Napoleon".
>France uses 12 different time zones, the most of any country in the world.
>For 214 years until 2012, it was illegal in Paris, France, for women to wear trousers.
>Beauty pageants for children are banned in France. They are punishable with up to 2 years in prison and a €30,000 fine.
>Paris taxi drivers have to pay nearly 200,000 euros for their licenses. That's why there are so few.
>France uses 12 different time zones, the most of any country in the world.
bullshit, France only has one, Russia is the one with more timezones, i think it has 8 different time zones
We've got a lot of overseas territories or departements
The world's most Swedish speaking municipalities are in Finland.
Some town- and street signs in Eastern Germany (Saxony and Brandenburg) are also bilingual. They're written in german and sorbian, a slavic language spoken by native slavs living in the region.
Poland was perhaps the only empire to self-destruct. Pathetic as hell. It was also kind of like the USA before the USA.
On the other hand we're the only one who beat the Red Army and won the war with them.
Liberum veto was fine for a long time. It wasn't abused. Then one day some nobleman shouted "Veto!" and nobody paid attention until some time later when another noble said that perhaps they should acknowledge it. They did and that was the beginning of the end. The first time they cared about the veto law.
Free election was even worse. People if you ever have a monarchy please make it hereditary if you want it to last.
At least Poland was a champion of personal liberty. That's something even if nobody remembers it.
I don't know why foreign languages are so intent in turning 'Nederland' plural.. In most of the actual low countries, the plural refers to Belgium, Luxembough and the Netherlands together.
70% of all internet traffic travels through Arlington, Virginia
>the oldest forest in Europe is located in Poland (Białowieża, literally "white tower")
>on the other hand we have the youngest castle (built in 1910)
>Poles are absolute champions of winter mountaineering. Out of 14 eight-thousanders they make the first winter summit on 10 of them. Two remain unclaimed, the expedition on one of them (Nanga Parbat) is on the way
>Polish explorer Marek Kamiński was the first person to ever walk to North and South Pole in a single year without support
>Poland ended World War II while pushing into the German territory from both east and west
I also believe that the oldest dog lived in Poland at least two years ago. Not sure about now. We definitely had the oldest war veteran in the world. Józef Kowalski (1900-2013). He fought in the Polish-Bolshevik War and WWII.
Dunno. Just some German shit.
Its not actually that bad per capita if you ignore suicides (of which most of would happen anyway if there were no guns), its just that we are 10 times as big as most other countries so our gross violence (which libtards parade everywhere) is so huge.
The rate would drop heavily if both our countries could get rid of all of our Cartels and gangs, they hurt us both so much.
You can open carry a sword in Maryland and jousting is our state sport.
Just please don't tell the neckbeards.
>suicides (of which most of would happen anyway if there were no guns)
That's a pretty specious claim. Most suicides are preventable if the potential victim receives help in time, and firearms are by far the most efficient method available to most people.
In the USA Its technically legal to request a trial by combat to settle legal disputes using a loophole which causes the legacy laws which permitted dueling back in colonial days to apply today. However, the request has to be accepted by both parties and also must be approved by a judge (which never happens)
The Pitcairn Islands, a British Overseas Territory in Oceania with a population of 48, was once subject to a sexual assault trial in 2004 that accounted for a third of the male population - including the Mayor at the time.
A prison was created on the island and the men were convicted until 2010 - by that time the NEW mayor faced charges for possessing child pornography on his computer.
As a result, children under the age of 16 must apply for an "entry clearance application" and FCO staff based on Pitcairn are not permitted to take their children with them.
>Population of 48
>Third of male population
>Sexual assault and child pornography charges
Australians are so desperate to prevent boat people arriving on Australian shores that we send our best men to help boat people arrive in Europe
What the fuck are you talking about bro?
Possession, sale and use of XTC is most def illegal.
Possession and sale of marihuana is illegal.
Use of marihuana is legal, but possession includes use, so yeah…
i dont think thats a castle m8
just stop snorting coke, you retarded fuck
i meant jewelry, you sand argenigger fuc, why would i want a filthy sand nigger in my house? they´re dirty and useless
badass motherfuckers up there
Yes it is. Looks like sometimes the scenery doesn't look the seme it did a hundred years ago especially when it's fucking Poland.
Also wiki for more current photos that make things more clear.
>i meant jewelry, you sand argenigger fuc, why would i want a filthy sand nigger in my house? they´re dirty and useless
Why would you assume I'm Argentinian or a nigger?
>from one of the shittiest countries in the world
>nigger tier useless dumb people
>calls Jews useless sand niggers
Pretty sure the average sand nigger is ever whiter and more useful then a spic Mexican
As a result of WWII Germany lost lands on behalf of Poland. Borders were moved to the west, but Szczecin - big city nearby German border - was never intended to be polish but it was already taken by polish administration and no one wanted to fight for so it remain polish.
Not true, there is ancient woodland like this. But if you mean to say there are no forests that haven't been altered by human interference, you are correct, they've all been deforested to some extent.
Almost 80% of Finland is forest but only a few percent of them are biodiverse old forests.
>3/4 of Iceland is uninhabitable desert
That's so ironic it's not even funny.
>Suharto cuts off ties to China
Based Suharto giving the finger to commies.
The only de jure language is Welsh
Cornish, Irish, Manx (ratified on behalf of Government of the Isle of Man), Scots in Scotland and Northern Ireland (Ulster Scots), Scottish Gaelic, Welsh are all recognised as official minority languages by the Council of Europe.
I don't know where you pulled Yiddish from
Yes, 1990 (the reunification). Well actually it's "the GG will be replaced after the reunification if the people have a free vote to replace it with a new constitutaion". Never got that vote, though.
>Grundgesetz für die Bundesrepublik Deutschland
>Dieses Grundgesetz, das nach Vollendung der Einheit und Freiheit Deutschlands für das gesamte deutsche Volk gilt, verliert seine Gültigkeit an dem Tage, an dem eine Verfassung in Kraft tritt, die von dem deutschen Volke in freier Entscheidung beschlossen worden ist.
The husband of a Queen gets the title of Prince (Insert name), Duke of Edinburgh. He's a bit of a cheeky lad
The UK has participated in the shortest war (38 minutes), and possibly the 2nd longest war (30 March 1651 – 17 April 1986)
Every year in Winnipeg, the snake pits are filled with hundreds of mating snakes.
It's not really true, Berwick wasn't mentioned on a whole bunch of treaties at the time, implicitly being included as part of Great Britain.
The story that Berwick later signed its own peace treaty with Russia is a total myth.
Italy was the first country to carry out an airstrike in war, during the Italo-Turkish war.
It's a start. Now go get btfo against rice eating manlets, big guy.
more along the lines of
>get job as national guard
>told to remove another state's police forces from a bridge
>they come back with the national guard
>they push us off the bridge
>our governor fucking rides up in his car and threatens to start shooting people if they don't get off the bridge
>federal government has to tell us to go home
Does your second dialect look like this?
This is actually true. My uncle requested that his parking ticket be resolved through a duel once, a d asked the state to appoint a champion to battle him. The judge said that the idea was ridiculous, and that he should just pay his damn ticket.
No sane judge will ever allow a trial by combat though.
During the I Spanish Republic, the rebel, short-lived Canton de Cartagena declared war on Prussia in solidarity with the Paris commune, waved a Turkish Ottoman flag, had a pirate fleet and formally requested admission as a Federal State of the USA. After getting rekt, most of the higher up rebels went to exile... to Algeria.
Beat this, niggas.
We have a micronation in WA called Principality of Hutt River.
We have 2 kings right now
WE EAT THE ASSES OF BIG ASS ANTS AROUND HERE, IT'S NOT SO BAD IF YOU PUT SOME CARAMEL ON THEM
>Chile almost fought the US in war for 2 soldiers being stabbed for trying to rape a hooker in Valparaiso.
>Chile almost lost its sovereignty as a nation by waging war with a superior military.
Also, the official name of Switzerland is "Confederatio Helveticae" (see: www.blargh.ch). It is in latin because the Swiss are pussy keks who can´t give one of their ethnic groups more rights than the other ones. And also because they are mountain jews.
Seriously, fuck the Swiss.
It's illegal for Muslims to convert to any other religion here.. but converting TO islam is perfectly legal.
Selling drugs will get you hanged. And caning (getting your ass whipped) still exist.
There is a thing called Malay privilege (no joke). The majority Malay race have special treatment in education, housing, job market and etc. Called "ketuanan melayu" it is in our constitution and cannot be abolished.
It's easy to become a meme celebrity here because everyone knows everyone. The only way to escape your embarrassing past is moving to another country. Even if you get new friends there's always that one person who's somehow connected to your old circles and will know everything.
Here's just a few that I know:
>Homosexual activity was literally illegal in the state of Tasmania until 1994
>While Australia began as a penal colony, only ~25% of Australians have any convict ancestry
>85% of Australians live within 50km of the ocean
>Australia has a population of only 3 people per square kilometer
>There are over 10,000 beaches in Australia
>Tasmania, a single state of Australia, is the largest producer of opium alkaloids in the world
well argeniggers and sand niggers have big noses, are racists, are annoying and they always feel superior even tho they´re utter shit
fuck off m8, go dig up the street for some shekels
in that case Britain too
yeah, if you exclude the north and the coasts, in that case we´re Harvard in a country
>in that case Britain too
Actually it isn't
For France, it is literally part of the Country which is abroad. They use the Euro, have the same licence plates and have representatives in their government like a European France region would have.
With the UK, they are called Overseas Territories. They're a mixed bunch in terms of how much like the UK they are. They usually have their own governments without a representative in Westminster. Sometimes, they will have their own licence plates and have their own currencies (which are usually pegged to the pound sterling)
France also has these
Every day in France 320 baguettes de pain are consumed per second (10 billions per year)
Not the guy you're talking to but guns are fun as fuck, dude.
Also, if you're protecting a family, don't fuck around or take chances, man, just waste the criminal. Home invaders are scum and should be shot the hell up for it.
France owns four territories in Israel, all administrated from the Consulate General of France in Jerusalem, that is there since the 17th century.
Norwegian explorers have accomplished a number of truly astonishing feats over the years; becoming the first Europeans to reach (and eventually settle) North America, as well as exploring both the North and (!) the South Pole, despite the latter being roughly 16,700 km away.
Quit grandstanding, get the fuck in there, and do your job, Belarus.
Símbolos nacionais e língua oficial
1. A Bandeira Nacional, símbolo da soberania da República, da independência, unidade e integridade de Portugal, é a adoptada pela República instaurada pela Revolução de 5 de Outubro de 1910.
2. O Hino Nacional é A Portuguesa.
3. A língua oficial é o Português.
>tfw you will never be a champion for the DMV
>tfw you will never get to protect the honor of a fat female nigger smacking her gums behind a counter
>tfw you will never shoot a soccer mom for not paying her parking ticket