edycja kobiet których nie bedziecie nigdy meic karaluchy
classic polish dichotomy. We love our dick, but at the same time, we want to castrate ourselves.
Berry interesting. Berry
To be honest, Israelis are okay. You just need few decades to establish yourselves properly.
I will use a condom. Is it enough? If it's not kosher, I can always adapt. Give me a chance dude, nobody's perfect.
It's funny that both you and I are hated, we are both called cockroaches. The difference is that we are contained in UK. Only
>Answer my question. I'm seriously curious how is life in israel, how's education here, what are the problems, if all jews are some bloodthirsty manipulators, if stuff that /pol/ says are symptopms of some of your national traits or something, what do you think about nationalism, people shittalking jews, about Soros, muslims flooding Europe, shitskins flooding Israel etc
It's full of Arabs and Muslims.
Hello, Poland, how are you guys? I really think Poland is a great country. :))
Yeah, they are the only ones, who eradicate muslim. Now go, call me JIDF, I want you to do it.
I know you want it.
I assume that you never went through the mandatory 3 month army training? I did. It sucked
Can't really call you JIDF when I'm a German swamp kike myself, kurwa.
Of course you are, otherwise you wouldn't care in the first place.
They used to be, but after Małysz retired, we piss on them. My RIP Grandpa did love ski, though, but it was obscure
I do love Andreas Goldie, though
>po piciu piba czuj spragniony człowiek
>wyjdź na dwór bo Warszawa a nie Krakurwek
>kurwe pozamykane sklepy
>wpadnij na genialny pomysł pójścia do kebabu i wyjęcia sobie z lodówki jednego soczku Turtamek co go szef sprowadził z samej Turcji hehe widziałeś pan jaki interes
>pod kebabem na chodniku leży taki miejscowy brudas w porwanych łachach cały obrzygany, nazywają go łukaszkiem
>"łukaszek co ty mi tu śpisz pod lokalem spierdalaj idź"
>on coś bubli
>sprzedaj mu kopa na orzeźwienie
>jakoś się zwinął i spierdolił
>wyciąg z lodówki dwa soczki Turtamek szefo nie zauważy XD
>nagle za mną chrup drzwi się zamknęły zapomniałem wyjąć klucz z zamka
>za drzwiami stoi łukaszek i się gapi na te klucze w drziach
>ja napierdalam żeby otworzył to mu dam kebaba za darmo ile będzie chciał
>on wziął klucz i spierdolił
musiałem wyskoczyć przez okno i gonić za bedrylem pięć minut zanim mu przekopałem ryj a i tak przypadkiem go złapałem bo prawie wpadł pod tramwaj
>I'm seriously curious how is life in israel,
I live a normal life. Normal family, friends, army service. Now and then you walk in the street and hear muslim prayer callings, or that someone you know's father just died in a bombing. Then you tell yourself "shit, i live in israel."
>how's education here
Not very good, i mean its well budgeted but for the wrong reasons, lots of minorities and weaker populations always slip between the cracks. Our universities are quite good however.
>what are the problems
Of education? Already stated them. Ill just give you a fun fact: in 12th grade all israelis study an entire year about the holocaust. Poland is mentioned a lot.
>if all jews are some bloodthirsty manipulators
You tell me :-)
>If stuff that /pol/ says are symptopms of some of your national traits or something,
Nah i don't think so. /pol/ is dumb and overrated.
>what do you think about nationalism,
It is good, but it all depends on circumstances.
>people shittalking jews,
Couldn't care less, you learn to ignore it completely at some point
Its funny that he stopped funding FEMEN when they opened a branch in israel
>muslims flooding Europe,
Im not saying it makes me feel good, but i think Europe had it coming 2bh. Im glad those muslims cant flood us fornthe moment being.
>shitskins flooding Israel etc
Very annoying, i hope they'll have this issue contained fast. And if not, at least try and make them clear where they are and give them hell for breaking laws etc.
Hehe, ok, but what are you referring to?
I see. You also had/have pic related.
I only came in to tell others the source of the OP image anyway.
>Pretending to be a girl on the internet
Do you love your country?
I personally advised at least 2 israelis, who wanted to live in Europe. Long time ago, but I did.
Do you think that your country has future?
I think you have, but when I talk with your compatriots, I have doubts.
You guys have one good thing - you support and fund good ideas among youngsters.
I am aware that we are presented as your enemy. It's perfectly predictable.
People very often confuse jews with zionists, and jews with banksters. I don't think that Israel = Jews, but I do believe that you are treated as a canon fodder. Israelis are bros, while American Jews are obnoxious fuckheads
There is irony in that you are victims of rich Jews as well
Then you are a good person. Look, we are shitposting here, and don't expect anything serious. I believe in Israel, because you are good people. All I want, is for New York Jews to serve mandatory time in army. They are the first to wipe their asses with you. I think it would be fair, if they participated in many hardships that you have to go through every day. Remember that they are not doing you any good with their big mouths
As long as it's kosher.
>I believe in Israel, because you are good people.
BWAHAHAH, oto poziom przeciętnego posterka /polski/ udającego dorosłego przez jaranie się polityką i Roleplay'u jako Minister Spraw Zagranicznych.
Wow, a bit harsh, I think.
How likely is a Norwegian like myself to get a Polish gf if I visited Poland? Do Polish girls think of Norwegians as something exotic and get curious which would give me an "inn", or will it be just as hard as in my own country?
no elo kurwy komu zapierdolić
but elo whores who fuck
Yeah ok, lel. But seriously tho, how to you judge my chances in Poland? It's kind of a genuin question, because I think the idea of having a foreign gf seems very interesting, fun, and exciting. Also, I have too low self esteem to go chasing after Norwegian girls (they have so high standards nowadays it's not even funny). If I visited Poland, I think for reals I would try to meet some girls, if I could manage it.
I'm blue-eyed, ash-blonde hair, very light skin.
I'm skinny (~55kg, 175cm) and therefore I have low self-esteem for my body.
My face is OK.
I am economically secure and established thanks to my family.
>spotkaj się z kumplami ze studiów po latach
>zarabiają po 3-4 razy więcej od ciebie i mają gf
czuję się jak gówno
zajebcie mnie zuchy
jedzie cygan na rowerze krzyczy po wsi W NIC NIE WIERZĘ ksiądz z plebanii wyskakuje odpowiada O TY CHUJU wsiada szybko na komara cygan po wsi popierdala ksiądz odpala szybko motor cygan krzyczy LUDZIE CO TO BOGA NIE MA W NIC NIE WIERZĘ jedzie po wsi na rowerze
Considering the stuff you posted about yourself, your chances are low.
> I have too low self esteem
Most of women want a man, not some pussy. And that's true on most of the globe I think.
I'm a bit taler and weight a bit more and I was rejected for being too skinny and "not many enough".
>I am economically secure and established
So as I've said, you'll attract only gold digging whores. Actually I thought you'd be btter than this, at least tall, over 185cm. But now that you posted it, I think you have almost no chances for gf and even gold digging whores might leave you or cheat you after a while, when they get out of Poland.
Tsk tsk. What the fuck. Seriously, are you a zoophile? Why are you nice to goys? You are supposed to whip them. Fuck them, they are animals. They are POLISH. Seriously, why do you treat polish people as humans. Are you shitting me?
Anyway, have a good year, and I hope that you can survive the propaganda. You are good people, and you deserve a country much more than anyone. At least, you fight for your country.
Palestinians might whine, but they should be happy that you are governing them, rather than arabs
It's the eyes but I could be wrong does he/she have downs syndrome?
Fucking hell, that's not good. I guessed it was a long shot. But what if I have a good personality? Most people (actually pretty much everyone) likes me a lot as a person, and I'm not what people would consider a loser. Perhaps I would attract some qt that genuinly liked me? Or is that a long shot too?
Only as a friend. For a relationship they want someone manly and you don't seem to be that type of person. Your only advantages are money and being foreigner, so petty stuff that only sluts or dumb girls will take over other stuff.
See above. With "good personality" you'll be just become friendzoned.
>Co robisz i ile zarabiasz?
siedzę w jakimś gównobiurze za 1700 na rękę
>Co oni robią i ile zarabiają?
kręcą jakieś biznesy za granicą - zarabiają tyle że jak bym napisał nikt by nie uwierzył
a do tego ruchają
t. prawiczek (niecałowany)
>Jaki kierunek studiowaliście?
ekonomię i finanse
We decided, pizza it is!
I don't care what they say, I always liked you :3
Talk a long walk on a shor pier
>I don't care what they say, I always liked you :3
You are one tough motherfucker.
Being Polish is a curse. It's not good to be Polish. It's better to be Jewish. More respect, you know.
Btw, is one of your ancestors Polish?
It would explain your style
If it was true, we wouldn't import Ukrainians to work shitty jobs. Men from older generations know lot of practical stuff like plumbing, but young people mostly go to universities. People who emigrate are usually losers, the ones who would end up washing dishes in Poland as well.
Also hire me to see yourself. I'll "plumb" your wife :^)
>But what if I have a good personality? Perhaps I would attract some qt that genuinly liked me?
Personality doesn't outweigh simple attraction. Stop focusing on the intellectual when you are talking about a very subconscious, hormone-driven thing
Almost every woman wants manly man. And here, where feminism didn't brainwash everyone yet, at least they won't bullshit you that they like you for being not manly while going for manly guys, like it is in the west. They'll just tell you you're not their type or tell you you can become friends, but they'll never show any romantic feeling.
For real gf - it's not. For gold digger - it's enough.
I am pretty economically comfy(a lot more than the average Norwegian), but as pointed out by the other pole it will only attract gold digging girls that will cheat on me when they find a more manly person or whatever. I would rather want a girl to like me for the right reasons. I don't actually mind if money makes me attractive, as long as it's not just for the money that they like me.
>For gold digger - it's enough.
Yeah, until they cheat on me. I don't want that.
Then you must stop being pussy. I managed to change myself after getting pissed at myself how pathetic I am. How girls percieved me changed entirely after that. You won't even have to go to other countries to look for wife if you manage to be a man.
Nudziło mi się, więc skoczyłem do archiwum
If you want to be liked for the right reasons, then don't try to appeal to the "general audience". Contrary to what most of 4chan believes, not all girls are bitches and whores, even here. Just search for what you want to find and be content with what you get.
>not all girls are bitches and whores
Yeah that's obvious.
And what you're saying is what I would try to do no matter the country, but my question is basically whether I would gain any kind of extra attention to make it easier if I as a Norwegian went to Poland and tried there.
>If you want to be liked for the right reasons, then don't try to appeal to the "general audience".
On the other hand, take the above with a pinch of salt, because that's what I've been doing from the moment I came here, trying to make some next level posts, but theses guys didn't take too kindly to it. It's pretty hard to please a Polack desu, most of the time he'll just want to beat you up no matter the reasons.
That also depends on the individual cases.
I know as a fact that some girls like helping foreigners who have problems with polish (they see you as cute) and you could try to exploit that.
Some also believe Poland to be the worst shithole this side of the Mediterranean, and often see other Poles as fitting inhabitants of such a shithole, so anyone from outside is instantly minimally better.
You say you are russian but to me you seem more like my nigger.
Oh come on bro just show your nose if your a Russian Jew we can tell if your not a Jew I'm very sorry for what your poor mother is doing for a living but at least she is making money eh?
Well, I'll have that in mind if I visit Poland. Even if I don't get any girls there, at least I will have seen a truly beautiful country with great history. Where should I go beside gdansk? I know you prolly have many different places in mind which you can suggest, but if you where to say which places above all else, where should I go?
Because there were few "rank cleanings" in USSR where they were getting rid of jews. Even in Poland after USSR and Israel got mad at each other, Moscow told Jaruzelski to remove them from higher ranks etc. Also obviously nazis removed lot of them from europe and they ended up in Israel later. Israel is full of eastern european jews. For some reason jews were often siding with communism, like when they were telling red army who is who when it was marching into Poland. Even Kaczmarski sings in one of his song "Historia pewnego emigranta" about jew who "tried to be like moses, bring new laws" and then USSR stabbed him in the back and he ended up in Israel, with feeling of no belonging, not goy, not communist, not polish, and if you weren't some rich jew, you were always jew, as in "the other one", not accepted.
Factis robi najlepsze gumki. A jak chcesz dobrą temperówkę to KUM robi dobre.
>tug twoje największe osiągnięcie w 2015 to januszkowa emotka
>Anime jest dosłownie najwyższą formą rozrywki kiedykolwiek
Książki były leprze.
Co ci zrobię jak cię złapię?
Zmuszę do obejżenia wszystkich odcinków Nażuty, One Piss i innych Shounenshitów po kolei, karmiąc cię tylko colą z biedronki i chrupkami z przed 10 lat.
>Zmuszę do obejżenia wszystkich odcinków Nażuty, One Piss i innych Shounenshitów po kolei, karmiąc cię tylko colą z biedronki i chrupkami z przed 10 lat.
ja pierdolę ale zaśmierdziało ironicznym kucem z konwentu
codzienne przypomnienie, że bez polityki ten thread jest martwy
I've tried once. Dunno, vidya is more interactive. Anyway, it's a great setting.
>Od 1 stycznia, na Węgrzech więzienie psa przy pomocy łańcucha jest nielegalne. Ci którzy złamią prawo mogą spodziewać się kary 150 tys. forintów (ok. 2 tys. zł). Tymczasem w Polsce lewaccy "przyjaciele zwierząt" zastanawiają się, jak tylnymi drzwiami przepchnąć okrutny ubój rytulany bydła.
proponuję akcję życie psa za życie lewaka
żbsz ja bym zarządził ubój zwierząt za pomocą broni palnej, nieśrutowej. Uczysz młodzież porządnie strzelać i zabijać najlepiej jednym pociskiem żeby się zwierze nie męczyło. Nastolatki się uczą, dorośli trenują, zwierzęta umierają pewnie na na tak wielką skalę jak obecnie, ale od razu jak porządnie to zrobisz, biznes amunicyjny się kręci i ogólnie jest zabawa. Można też wypuszczać do ogrodzonych lasów i urządzać polowania jak nie ma pospiechu.
>Tymczasem w Polsce lewaccy "przyjaciele zwierząt" zastanawiają się, jak tylnymi drzwiami przepchnąć okrutny ubój rytulany bydła.
Przeca już jest.
Zakazali zydkom i muzlemom uboju koszernego/halal, to się żydki/muzlemy oburzyły i poszły do TK (o ile dobrze pamiętam) że drugie szoa chcą im polacy urządzić i wyjebali zakaz oknem.
Ja najbardziej jestem za jebaniem okrucieństwa wobec zwierząt.
Zwierze jest głupie i nie powinno cierpieć bo nie jest nic nikomu winne.
>siedź sobie na portalu erotycznym na którym gadasz z dziewczynami i czasem coś wyrywasz na seks
>jesteś tolerancyjny więc nie olewasz go od razu tylko odpisujesz
Czytamy od dołu do góry.
>mogę oglądać brudasów wysadzających się, strzelających do siebie, obcinających sobie głowy maczetami całe dnie
>jak widzę zwierzę jak kot czy pies cierpiące przez czyjąś nieuwagę czy przez własną głupotę to mi się chujowo robi w środku
>jak widzę gdy ktoś się znęca nad w/w zwierzęciem dla własnej chorej przyjemności to mam ochotę wyjebać komputer przez okno, wsiąść w samochód, znaleźć go i zajebać młotkiem
bazowane Węgry, jedyny normalny kraj w gejropie
Nie mówisz nawet nic na temat, tylko dajesz odpowiedz prost z konserwy. Kto dał ci prawo się odezwać? Wracaj do swego konta i siedź tam, karaluchu, bo zaraz zostaniesz zgwałcony.
ej kurwa ocencie moj epicki troll
>multiboxing on pisslantiss
>since all the polish cancer went from sunwell there cant even rdf normaly
>literal autists are asking why the other guy is afk
>the faggots cant stop bitching
>logout on both chars they are stuck inside
>cant kick, cant complete the instance
>they are forced to get deserter
>tug gdy zostala mi szwa w dziasle po usuwaniu zeba
Ładnie się nam pan Anon przedstawił tutaj przed milionami widzów.