ITT: We write nice things about Israel.

>>37511459

IWI makes neat guns

nice things about Israel.

>>37511459
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt47llMalmc

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>>37511459
I'll start: Tel Aviv is one of the best cities for tourists.

>>37511459
Better German soldiers than Germany.

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I like their radioactive women.

>>37511459
thank you for killing sannigers and selling guns to us

>>37511502
Post more or i report u

They control the shitskins around them.

>>37511491
In what aspect?

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something about israeli cuties

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>>37511545
>Tel Aviv is one of the best cities for tourists.
>In what aspect?
beaches, parties, bars, highest percentage of young people, etc

>>37511479
epic song

>>37511459
I really like the alliance we're forming. You, us, Cyprus and Egypt.
I know you're only in it for the energy resources but only naive people think there's true friendship between nations that doesn't have to do with serving corporate interests (with the exception of Greece and Serbia)

>>37511479
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rwKZ2pAF90

Lovely nose

>>37511550
>2015
>Israel
>this bubble eyed-freak-alien-ayylmao-insectoid ass looking motherfucker is considered cute

you can keep it

Probably the most likely guys to be respectful on the streets in the city.

Can a German man get some qts in Israel?

>>37511565
>those noses

it would be lovely every kike died

>>37511609
Is that a nuke in your pants or you're just happy to see me ?

>>37511565
Those jew noses.

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They're the only country in that entire region that doesn't suck balls.

Also
Jews > Muslims by far.

Truly the wests greatest ally in the middle east

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>>37511646
>Can a German man get some qts in Israel?
Yes, Israelis like good looking people which have no Arab heritage.

Protip: you have to be confident and fun, in order to score anything.
Israeli cuties tend to be pretty hard to get.

>>37511599
ok

why are israeli leftists so scary and psychotic looking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJyRv5SzMU

>>37511747
Jews are Satan's spawn. Even their language sounds outlandish and occult.

>>37511747
Because they sucked sudanese dick for 5 years and their mouth deformed to a hole that's only capable to suck black/arab dicks and then apologizing for it

>>37511459
heard they have a lot of doctors and scientists
everything else is literally cancer

>>37511746
Memes aside, how high is the immigration tax in isreal?

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>>37511491
Haifa > TLV

They are good as oven's fuel

>>37511792
Some of her shit is decent but its ruined by the fact that she is a spooky looking radfem who shits and menstruates on flags and thinks its provo-art.

>>37511815
Haifa is full with Arabs

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>>37511809
your soul

>>37511491
haha

>>37511815
hahahaha

The only reason to tour israel is for biblical purposes. Your modern cities have no value except muh beach which is no better than any other Mediterranean coastline.

>>37511815
Hiafa is shit , it needs to be bombed and rebuild from scratch


>>37511830
She's ugly as fuck , most of her shit is non sense that she made up and she has a thing for turds ...

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>>37511809
>how high is the immigration tax in isreal?
If you get yourself new Israeli citizenship you don't have to pay any taxes for several years, you get benefits for an apartment, cash bonush, academic scholarship, free hebrew lessions, etc, etc.

>>37511854
The shoah thing at the memorial made me kek.

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>>37511847
The only people visiting Israel for biblical purposes are mostly Christians.

#TrueStory

>>37511860
I find it bizarre there's a place that really wants immigrants, in the middle east of all places

>>37511860
Dem english skills are making us look bad shlomo , at least use google translate ....

>>37511883
Yeah I laughed too ...
Her father probably touched her in special places when she was a kid ....

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As an ex-feminist asian grill, I'm really saddened by the modern state of SJW and feminism. Now we (women and goys) are trying to argue we're better than the very Jewish men who created most of the modern world. I remember spending years telling Jew males they should feel bad just for being proud of themselves and it made me sick to my stomach in the end.

Even as a feminist, I had to admit Jews made the biggest contributions and are the most creative and make the best leaders. And yes, I'm ashamed of my race. This is why I only date Jewish guys.

tl;dr I went to college as a proud asian feminist and left a total yellow slut for merchant cock and believer in Jew male rights above all else.

I'm not asking for marriage or even a relationship. I just want to be pumped and dumped by superior Hebrew men.

>>37511912
why don't judes stop speaking hebrew? It's a useless language anyway.

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>>37511905
It's called Aliyah- Jews immigrate "upwards" to Israel.
It's one of the only things that both right wing and left wing agree on in Israel.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLr44yi_8t8

>>37511942
>says the meme country that doesn't even have a language named after itself

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>>37511912
The fact that it triggers Israelis so much makes it better.

>>37511459
You guys are good with money. Would get Jewish accountant.

>>37511955
When are you going to make Aliyah, Bernstein?

>>37511942
For the feel of unity and going back to their roots ...

>>37511957
Well cant argue with that after all 6 gorrilion is a big number ...

>>37511597
>thinking that the juice will lend you sheckels
Honestly.

post Ashkenazi cuties

>>37511983
>For the feel of unity and going back to their roots
Why are non-Jews not allowed this?

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>>37511997
Sephardic cuties are better IMO

>>37511998
Unity once again , being an Israeli is about getting along with anyone - jewish or not

>>37511953
>jews
>disagreeing about stealing other people's property.
I sure wouldn't know that. Thanks for telling.

>>37511897
its mostly christians because the christians outnumber the jews that arent interested in making aliyah to a 2nd world country

#TrueStory

>>37512026

Greatest ally, I'll take it.

>>37511997
>Ashkenazi cuties
pls
>>37512026
this

>>37511967
>buy donkey for 100$
>offer donkey as prize in lottery
>ticket costs 2$
>500 people buy tickets
>one guy wins

>jews
>good with money
>not good with scams

>>37512026
which jews tend to be more intelligent ashkenazi or sephardic? (we all know orthodox jews are dumb as shit, barely more intelligent than niggers)

>>37512055

Blonde ashkenazis can be really fuggin hot bruh

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>>37512042
Israel is 1st world according to OECD, IMF, UN, and even your very own government, USA.

>>37512065
One guy paid 2 bucks for a donkey, everyone who didn't win only lost 2 bucks each.

Pretty sure "getting something and then selling it for higher than you paid for it" is what industry is called

>>37512067
Orthodox Jews aren't a specific ethnicity m8.

>>37512067
ashkenazi are smarter , based on statistics ...

>>37512101
actually you could say they are a specific ethnicity (or at least a sub ethnicity) and i'm pretty sure that the average IQ of an orthodox jew is much lower than the average IQ of an ashkenazi or sephardic jew

>>37512084
according to your chart, Australia is a desirable place to live

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>>37512096
you're effectively jewish anyway

>>37512117
to be people look down on sephardic jews in israel? :(
how are they perceived or stereotyped?

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>>37512101
this guy is right

>>37512067
3rd and 4th generation israelis of both ethnicities are almost similar in every aspect

>>37512051
>>37512055
more sephardic heritage israelis for you

>>37512146
Not really , it was a thing until the late 80's early 90's but they're still complaining about that untill today ...

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http://www.thejidf.org/

>>37512119
you don't know shit about the things you discuss.
you're talking about ultra-orthodox which look like penguins and have the same percentage of both ashkenazi and sephardic.
plain orthodox (only yamaka besedies normal clothes) tend to be more ashkenazi.

>>37512199
>blue eyed muslim
Triggered

>>37512206
then why do orthodox jews behave like fucking idiots? i have a hard time believing they have the same average IQ as the other israeli jews

>>37512199
>muslims posting cartoons because real muslims are ugly
You sure like Charlie Hebdo, eh? :^)

>>37512229
>a moron repeating bullshit about orthodox jews when he is referring to ultra-orthodox
Are you retarded? He just explained the differences for you.

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>>37512232
>implying i'm muslim

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>>37512232
Control yourself Shlomo, no need to be so hostile.

Muzzies > Jews tbh

>>37512245
oh please sorry for not knowing every single detail about jews.
you jews are surely a pleasant bunch

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>>37512262
>>37512275
>dem butthurt posting 100% covered from head-to-toe ugly muslims
Are you even trying?

>>37512308
>posting average butterfaced jews in response to 10/10
pls..

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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT DANA FRIDER AKA QUEEN OF ISRAEL

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>>37512337
>>37512345
Nah, Bar Refaeli is the one true queen of Israel.

>>37512337
>he thinks black trashbags with eyeballs are pretty
Please, Hakim.

>>37511459
The Mossad is probably the best secret service in the world.

>>37512426
Who?

>>37512345
>>37512365
post some more indigenous middle eastern hotties.

>>37512337

>This one "dane"

everytiem ;-;

why so obsessed?

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>>37512486
>post some more indigenous middle eastern hotties.
If you insist. :^)
Tell me if you want any specific girl.

>>37512564
>gay pride
>>37512488
with what?

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>dat feel when you see someone posts a pic of your facebook crush
for youu maltabro

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>>37512585
>with what

on every Israeli thread you are there to defend le poor obressed beoble of balestine DDD:

>>37512587
>make love not war
>army conscript
top fucking kek

Israel helps rid the earth of Muslims

>>37512622
>>This one "dane"
Most Danes recognize how shitty of a job you are doing.

>>37512639
>arab news: jew car runs over palestinian 17 years old terrorist
They "forgot" to mention the giant rock hitting the Israeli baby inside the car.

They kill muslims.

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>>37512655
Thats right, we should remove more kebabs

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>>37512686

>>37511459
Someday Israel will destroy every muslim in the world. I believe in that.

Israeli pornstars?

>>37512669

Did it really hit a baby

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>>37512697

Israel is the least shitty option in the middle east.

>>37512655
Fuck off.

>>37511815
Those towers could use a plane... or two.

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>>37512638
>Israel helps rid the earth of Muslims
>>37512679
>They kill muslims.
>>37511531
>They control the shitskins around them.
>>37511514
>thank you for killing sannigers and selling guns to us
>>37511676
>Jews > Muslims by far.
>>37511935
>This is why I only date Jewish guys.
>>37511967
>You guys are good with money
>>37512430
>The Mossad is probably the best secret service in the world.
>>37512726
>Someday Israel will destroy every muslim in the world. I believe in that.

Israel appreciates your compliments, based /int/ruders.

>>37511459
Whitest country in the middle east

>>37512765
Being the least shitty state in an area doesn't make illegal occupation, settlements and 70% civillian casualty rates with modern state of the art weapons right.

I would respect Israel more if they didn't elect retards like Bibi.

>>37511459
There aren't two Israels
Israel isn't larger than it already is
Israel didn't always exist

Wow this is easy!

I will have a Israeli passport soon, just for shits and giggles and because I can.

Does it come in a pack with an Israeli qt?

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>>37512843
>There aren't two Israels
wait... what?

>>37512863
What the fuck is wrong with her face?

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>>37512863
>those close together eyes

inbred/10

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>>37512884
dunno but she has cute boobies

>exhibit b

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>>37512892
you prefer this?

>>37512863
>>37512896
She looks like one of my failed Skyrim characters.

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>>37512896
>posting all this butterface
Did all the hot ones move to Hollywood or something??
>>37512911
That's a man, baby

>>37512896
4/10 pls go

>>37512911
He probably looks normal minus the glasses and angle

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>>37512939
Let me think about that.

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>>37512789
>Whitest country in the middle east
It's funny because Arabs use this argument as why Israelis aren't a genuine part of the Middle East.
>>37512862
>Does it come in a pack with an Israeli qt?
They're pretty hard to get. Gotta bring your A-game.

>>37512977
>They're pretty hard to get. Gotta bring your A-game.
Damn :/

I'm ok with woman but I have no idea if I can get a model tier Israeli qt. Maybe I get bonus points for being a blond haired and beareded, fresh passport Israeli with blue eyes. If not them I might not make it.

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>>37512933
>>37512935
>>37512935
He likes her because she was a big hit on the second season of Big Brother Israel.

>I like this one better.

>>37513012
>dat pic
I hate Israel but you finally posted a Jewess I'd fugg

inb4 she isn't even Jewish

>>37512977
>They're pretty hard to get. Gotta bring your A-game.
even my brother fucked a one,lel

>>37512625
I thought army conscription was mandatory m8

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>>37513003
Have you earned your Israeli passport for a Jewish grandparent or two?
If so- just mention that as soon as you meet em.

>>37512639
fucking muslims are such hypocrites

I wouldn't slow down for shit when two sandniggers ran at my car throwing stones, fuck em. You can even see the stones in their hands.

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>>37513039
>esther "esti" ginzburg
>not jewish
She is a famous Israeli model.

They are great at removing kebab

>>37513092
Looked better in the last pic but still nice

I'm half Middle Eastern tbh

Why do Israelis have huge tits & or horse faces

>>37513070
Are you an arab with a proxy or do you just have really bad taste?

Pls stop posting below average butterfaces.

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>>37513070
Yes. My great grandmother was jewish from a 100% jewish town(her husband had a inn) in Poland, my grandmother is catholic but she has some jewish influences in her behaviour, so does my mother(she actually thinks about converting to judaism).

I don;t look like a jewish person at all(but hey there is no "jewish" look, just memes) but I thought that it's not expensive to get a passport( I can't go to Iran now tho, kek) and I can always banter about it or visit Israel.

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>>37513138
I believe he posted that pic for the girl on the left with the huge boobs.

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>>37513165
is your jewish grandmother your maternal one?
in that case you'd be considered as fully jewish.

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>>37511459
You have an excellent lobby around the world

>>37513244
Yes she is. That's why I got the "yes" on the passport decision so quick. Sure I had to pay for it, but now I can show either a EU-Poland passport or a Israeli one, which is cool.

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>>37513279
You totally should make an Aliyah, bro. >>37511860

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NubovlzBMNY

>>37513331
finally a qt.

>>37513346
she looks Arab

>>37511565
Seems nice

>>37513331
>You totally should make an Aliyah
What's that?

>>37513383
moving to der holy land :---DD

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>>37513346
>finally a qt.
assman, eh?

>>37513383
>You totally should make an Aliyah
>What's that?
Immigrating to Israel for 1st world lifestyle. Before you do that google Taglit Birthright for a free 10-day trip to Israel just for being Jewish.

>>37511459
greatest ally since 1492

>>37511459
Jews will be outbred by muslims very soon.

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>>37513429

How much do you guys get for conscription there? We have it here (if you get called up, its not everyone) and its spread out over 3 years for a total of i think 3 months and you make around $15 - not including bonuses. There was a canadian fuck who was a sgtmaj (or some shit) who said we were one of the highest payed reserves in the world. A two week camp i just had to do payed $2000 for example and all of this is just pvt tier pay.

Israel must pay similar or better ye?

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>>37513429
>Taglit Birthright
I might go for the trip but I got a good life here, job, gf, family, friends I had a marriage proposal from my jewish russian aunt(Well she's my parents friend but I know her since I was little so she and her husband are my aunt and uncle) to marry a rich russian jewish girl(which I got to know) and move to Switzerland.
I didn't do it I'll succeed on my own I got enough self confidence to do it and I'm on a good road to make it(writing phd work, got small business).
Altough I will learn to cook jewish food and I will hang a painting of a old jew(it's said that it brings luck) in my living room.

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>>37513516

not if we but benis in bagina :DDDDDD

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>>37513561
>I might go for the trip but I got a good life here, job, gf, family, friend
That's fine then, just know you always have the option to settle here if things get boring in Poland. :^)
>and I will hang a painting of a old jew(it's said that it brings luck) in my living room.
I've never seen one in any Israeli house. I think your aunt was trolling you.

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>>37513648
>I've never seen one in any Israeli house.
Here it's said to bring luck, my aunt dosn't have one since she's a jew but my mothers sister has one and I know at least 2 more families with those. It's a Polish thing I guess.

>That's fine then, just know you always have the option to settle here if things get boring in Poland. :^)
It's always a option, but I'll go to see the place, buy myself that hat that's called "mycka" in Polish, go to restaurants to see jewish dishes and try to make them back at home.

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>>37513551
>How much do you guys get for conscription there?
We get a relatively small monthly paycheck because the military saves most of it till you get released so you wont spent it on stupid stuff. Then you get 9k shekels as instant cash+9k shekels for academic studies+9k shekels for domestic work.
>We have it here (if you get called up, its not everyone) and its spread out over 3 years for a total of i think 3 months
Conscription in Israel is for both boys and girls past 18.
Men serve for 3 years, women only 2.

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>>37513744
>mycka (yamaka)
Just be aware that most Israelis are secular Jews so girls might think you're too religious for them if you wear it for daily occasions.

I like you so much, I think you have to preserve your beauty, Israelis. I've got a really good shower. For free.

>>37513839
Ah, I didn't know that. I just wanted one for reasons I can't explain with logic, it's just the need to have one :D

If I go to Israel should I visit some place that is a 100% must visit?

>>37513859
Great. Tell your parents we said thanks for their taxes. :^)

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>>37513918
>Ah, I didn't know that. I just wanted one for reasons I can't explain with logic, it's just the need to have one :D
We only use them for holidays, get a white shiny one for that.
>If I go to Israel should I visit some place that is a 100% must visit?
Eilat for pool parties, Tel Aviv for bars. Both for beaches.
Pic related- The pool parties scene in Eilat.

>>37513744
You aren't supposed to have paintings of actual people.

Judiasim has the same no-drawings-of-religious-figures deal as mudslimes, but we started ignoring that in what, 500 AD?

And go do birthright. Shit's pretty fun (if you are young enough still to qualify)

It's literally a free vacation.

>>37511459
You have a nice flag

>>37514064
>You have a nice flag
Thanks, Sweden. Zlatan as the king of the world when?

>>37514039
>And go do birthright. Shit's pretty fun (if you are young enough still to qualify)
Any awesome memories to share, Schlomo?

>>37511747
What is that thing?

>>37514148

This is your brain on leftism.

>>37514039
I have no problems with jews away from art. Of course they hoard it because it's valuable, but there's barely a decent jew artist around, thank gods.

>>37514148
This is the proof that Israel is right wing and makes lefties like that girl butthurt as fuck.

>>37511459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OYCkJ3ZZ3h

>>37514164
She has more balls than you will ever have.

>>37514228

thats really fucking disgusting mate.
fucking degenerates.

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>>37513376
i like her looks iykwim :^)

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Milana Vayntrub is Jewish I think

>>37514327
>Milana Vayntrub is Jewish
yap but this thread is about israel, not random jews

>>37514327
Melanie Weintraub is German :DDDDD

>>37514139
Soon, very soon.

can't do it
just can't

>>37511459

Best masters we could get. Pls return here and remove/ replace our kebabs.

>>37514374
her family and she are ex-ussr jews

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milana_Vayntrub

I'm rather impressed with your ability to influence the masses of my country while being so overt about it.

>>37514228
>

You do know nothing bad happens to leftist when they do things like this in any non savage nation.

>>37514203
What a lovely right wing you must have :3

>>37514164
Must be some kind of virus rotting the brain

>>37514025
K, thanks for the hat rules I won't break any taboo now since I had no clue about them.

>>37514039
I'm 29 so I think I'm too old for the trip.

>>37514483
>leftism
>a good thing

kindly disperse

>>37514506
I never said that.

>>37514519
pls go

>>37514555
Please learn how to read

>>37514570
go

>>37514576
No you

>>37514607
pls

>>37514644
Pls no

>>37514662
I insist

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>>37511459
You helped the t*rks to make beautiful coffins.
I hope you can help them any time soon.

>>37514693
This makes me sad

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>>37514701
You do know Israel currently likes Greece (aka our #1 vacation destination), and hates Turkey for assisting Islamic terrorists.

>>37511459
They're easily the best country in the Middle East

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>>37514471
>I'm rather impressed with your ability to influence the masses of my country
>>37514796
>They're easily the best country in the Middle East
Thanks for the compliments, best allies.

>>37514448
>Best masters we could get. Pls return here and remove/ replace our kebabs.
This is our next goal, based Germoney.

post israeli hgihschool girlz pls

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>>37514943
>post israeli hgihschool girlz pls
Are you also a highschool boy?. :^)

>>37513429
how can i deceive taglit birthright? is this possible, may i outjew them?

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>>37515084
>how can i deceive taglit birthright? is this possible, may i outjew them?
you can always circumcise yourself if you got no other proof :^)

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>>37514771
Absolutely, our friendly merchants. You are most welcome.

>>37511459

>>37515043
lol no i finished 2 years ago. post more

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>>37511459
BUDURUP BUDURUP
TEL AVIV

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>>37515199
>lol no i finished 2 years ago. post more
well i guess you're still age-appropriate for them so fine

>>37515182
japan is that a hidden secret message?

>>37515162
when i was a little kid i thought israel likes you only for sharing the same flag colors kek

>>37515234
>BUDURUP
what's that snowisland?

>>37515261
Trying to copy the sound from the world famous hit song "We will strike a blow at tel aviv"

BUDURUP BUDURUP

I don't like them that much but they are doing good job killing mudslime especially Palestinians while keeping most arabs with rustled jimmies

Why do Jews need Israel? I'm of the opinion that I'm perfectly happy living in Australia. I don't need Zionism.

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>>37515316
>BUDURUP BUDURUP
oh you mean "udrub" that's arabic for "go/away". muslims have lost so many wars to israel they're trying to sing us out of this country. lel

>>37515322
>I don't like them that much but they are doing good job killing mudslime especially Palestinians while keeping most arabs with rustled jimmies
based libyan is based.

>>37515400
>Why do Jews need Israel? I'm of the opinion that I'm perfectly happy living in Australia. I don't need Zionism.
This is exactly what the Jews of 20th century Europe had believed before the Holocaust.

>>37515446
That still does not answer my question. As for the Jews of 20th century Europe comment, what about countries such as England, which did not experience anti-semitism and feel the effects of the Shoah?

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>>37515446
>muh holocaust

So what's your point, it's going to happen again?

If anything the next holocaust(if there is one) will be perpetuated by Muslims BECAUSE of Israel's existence. Your rebuttal?

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>>37515529
If you can honestly tell me you've never experienced any kind of antisemitism in australia i'll shut israel down and purchase a golden kangaroo

>>37515562
>So what's your point, it's going to happen again?
My point is as long as Israel exists there wont be any more genocides of Jews.

to be fair, if they were being strict as to their religion they'd dress a lot more like arabs. no bikinis allowed. but most jews are just eastern european colonists from ex-socialist countries that had fewer social inhibitions due to communism.

>>37515610
>My point is as long as Israel exists there wont be any more genocides of Jews
You sure about that?

>>37511459
they have :
1. falafel
2. qts
3. real democracy

>>37515616
>has a jewish prime minister
>doesn't know israel is a secular country

>>37515610
>My point is as long as Israel exists there wont be any more genocides of Jews.

you mean, as long as america exists there won't be any more genocide of jews. you have a massively over-confident appraisal of your own powers, your entire position in the world today is solely jew to the sponsorship of the united states. pretentious fucker aren't you.

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>>37515634
>My point is as long as Israel exists there wont be any more genocides of Jews
>You sure about that?
Pretty damn sure. :^)

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War

>>37515610
No, I can honestly say I haven't. The world isn't all /pol/, hating and blaming Jews for everything. When people find out I'm Jewish, they don't ask me where my horns are or tell me to go die, they ask about my religion. They are curious and have not met many Jews. Jews should integrate into societies instead of segregating ourselves into separate communities. That is more likely to prevent any more genocides than any nation.

>>37515610
i feel like israel will cause the next holocaust your just pissing off more people

>>37515669
They didn't have Iran on their side

Don't mind the banter, Israel. Yurop is just mad because you're accomplishing what they never could: Removing Kebab from the holy lands

>>37515669
To be fair, Israel still had losses. What ever point you were trying to make about Israel being a safe haven was destroyed by you bringing war into this.

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>>37515693
>i feel like israel will cause the next holocaust your just pissing off more people
As the great singer Taylor Swift once said: "Haters gonna hate-hate-hate."

>>37515642
You forgot the divine food of Shawarma, fellow Mideastern.

>>37515670
> Jews should integrate into societies instead of segregating ourselves into separate communities. That is more likely to prevent any more genocides than any nation.
They don't teach you any history in Australia? Do you know how many times diaspora Jews got genocided thru out the modern age?

>>37515769
Not as many as have been destroyed fighting for the IDF. The nation of Israel lives in fear of its neighbours. That's not a life I'd want.

>>37515669
Nigger please. Citing the 6 day war is irreverent bullshit. We're not so arrogant in believing Israel can outright prevent another holocaust. Israel exist to act as a proper, armed resistance or front against anyone who tries to do another one.

>Can Israel protect ISRAELI citizens?
Yes. The degree is debatable.

>Can Israel protect Jews WORLDWIDE?
Not really.

>>37515769
>As the great singer Taylor Swift once said: "Haters gonna hate-hate-hate."
Suddenly I find Israel to be 10 times more annoying. Hope you guys get genocided (again).

>>37515648
>has a jewish prime minister

yeah, and? sorry what's your point.

>doesn't know israel is a secular country

which is why the orthodox have such a privileged position. yeah, what a load of shit, you can't seperate your religion from your ethnicity and you constantly switch between the two. stop pretending that in the end, the only justitification for the existance of your country is 'god's chosen people'.

>>37515769
They do. We also learn of the genocides of Armenians by the Turks, Chinese by the Japanese, and so forth. We are not a special case, many other people have been prosecuted. The best way to avoid persecution is to not give anyone any reason to hate us- we must be open to other communities and seek to integrate into society.

>>37515769
>They don't teach you any history in Australia? Do you know how many times diaspora Jews got genocided thru out the modern age?

big fucking deal, so did a lot of peoples. and guess what, that happened in shitty countries, stop trying to hold everyone responsible for other people's sins.

i have nothing against israel or jews in other land
here in croatia biggest croatian nationalist were croatian jews

>>37515804
Do you believe Israel can survive without a diaspora to support it?

>>37511459
Literally 10/10 country

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>>37515784
>The nation of Israel lives in fear of its neighbours. That's not a life I'd want.
This builds character and efficiency in life.
Also, Israel has peace treaties for many years with 2 of its neighbors Egypt and Jordan.

>>37515819
Stop whining, bitch :^)

>>37515830
The vast majority of Israelis are secular Jews, all of Israel's prime ministers and largest political parties were always secular ever since its foundation.

>>37515863
>The best way to avoid persecution is to not give anyone any reason to hate us
Successful people tend to be hated. Should we stop be successful? Tell Hollywood to shut down? All the Jewish bankers and scientists to quit their jobs?

>>37515868
>big fucking deal, so did a lot of peoples. and guess what, that happened in shitty countries, stop trying to hold everyone responsible for other people's sins.
Last time it happened it was because of Germany, not some 3rd world unknown state.

>>37511459
Thank you Israel for containing the jews.
<3<3<3<3<3<3

>>37515947
Yes it can, but it won't be as successful or noteworthy. To be fair, much of the diaspora that supports Israel are either American or European Jews, and Israelis who left to work aboard. The latter is gaining more and more importance while the former is losing relevance.

>>37516052
how sexually repressed are israeli qts if at all?

>>37516137
They are not repressed with handsome Goy boys, while we natives have to work much harder.

You won't get a bride, though. That'll be hard/lucky as fuck for you.

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>>37515893
>i have nothing against israel or jews in other land
>>37516026
>Literally 10/10 country
Thanks for you support, based /int/ruders.

>>37516098
Israel barely contains 1/2 of the Jewish population in the world.

>>37515947
>Do you believe Israel can survive without a diaspora to support it?
Too hypothetical to answer.

>>37516137
>how sexually repressed are israeli qts if at all?
Why would they be sexually repressed in a secular country surrounded by beaches and long summers?

>>37516052
>This builds character and efficiency in life.
So does prison.

>Successful people tend to be hated.
So do nations that breach international law and kill innocent civilians.

Those are not reason why we need Israel, those are reasons to avoid it.

>>37516174
I hereby apologize for the fact that my shit-tier government supports Palestine.

>>37516174
>Why would they be sexually repressed in a secular country surrounded by beaches and long summers?

because they can't take off their mortar armor.

>>37511459
Israel needs hitler.

>>37516174
>Why would they be sexually repressed in a secular country surrounded by beaches and long summers?

The net is cast!

>>37516264
Calm down the Estonia. Aren't there some Nordic dicks you need to be sucking?

>>37516052
>The vast majority of Israelis are secular Jews, all of Israel's prime ministers and largest political parties were always secular ever since its foundation.

this is the jewish definition of secular, isn't it? as in, still abide by the laws and believe that they are god's chosen people? yeah, real fucking secular. you appear to be confused.

you have never been able to seperate your religion from your ethnicity. they are literally the same thing, given that your ethnicity is defined by the 'law' and the only reason you're in that particular part of the world is due to your religious book. maybe it's time you stopped pretending.

>Last time it happened it was because of Germany, not some 3rd world unknown state.

>germany
>civilised

ok, whatever.

germany is not australia, is not new zealand, is not britain, canada or the united states. so why the fuck should i feel concerned about the sins of dead germans? stop trying to tar everyone with that brush you faggot. you forget that our empire were the only people to stand against the nazis in ww2, and we and the us were the people that saved your fucking arses. not that you've been grateful, instead you say we're as bad as the fucking germans. if i recall correctly, and i do, the english under cromwell were the first to let you settle in europe unmolested. lord rothschild is an english peer. and yet all we here from you pricks is bullshit attempts at guilt.

ironic that a jew should complain about genocide when your own narrative celebrates is being successfully perpurtrated against other peoples.

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>>37516178
>islamic terrorists are innocent civilians
both Arab countries Egypt and Jordan have kicked Palestinians out because of their barbarian ways, Israel has always been the least vicious towards them .

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>>37516283
no

>>37516311
>and believe that they are god's chosen people?
if you think that's what we believe in you've been way too long on /pol/.
go back there, neckbeard :^)

>>37515402
Ty m8
What kind of "traditional" food you got there anyway? or it's the same as the rest of the middle eastern food

>>37516375
so why are you in palestine again?

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>>37516318
leastvicious.jpeg

>>37511459
A model of devlopment, with great cities and infrastructure built from scratch.
Also thumbs up for hebrew revival.

>>37516318
>Israel has always been the least vicious towards them .

Then why the deaths of innocent children on the beach last year? Why destroy a UN school? Why further destroy the Gaza strip?

>>37516403
I can say the same about Australia.
Why so many death of Aboriginals? Why have you occupied a living island with all its natives?

>Tfw no sefardi qt 3,14 girlfriend
>Tfw no face

>>37516400
Not so much revival as adaptation. It was all mainly by one man, Eliezer Ben-Yehuda, who basically locked himself up to make Hebrew a modern language by creating 'new' words, or adapting old ones to suit new ones. If I recall my Hebrew correctly, the word for 'computer' is just 'big brain'. He refused to let his son be exposed to other languages during childhood and yelled at his wife for singing a Russian lullaby.

>>37516454
because colonialism. at least we admit it.

do jews convert elsewhere or is it just in croatia
god i love this man he did not like serbs before it was cool
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josip_Frank

>>37516454
Sorry, can you provide some factual evidence for these many deaths in the past few decades? In post-colonial Australia, the Aboriginals are treated not only as equals, but have amazing opportunities provided for them, unlike Israel with its palestinians. Aboriginals have special access to healthcare and education systems, as well as various forms of welfare. As >>37516485 said, colonialism was a dark blight in our past that has led to today's disparity, but we admit it and are seeking ways of fixing such situations.

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Oh Israel,
remover of kebab,
accepter of religious nut and ultraorthodoxim,
home or army cuties,
place in the sun,

please send oranges and uzis.

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It's like a containment board for all the kikes.
without it, the entire world would be full of its faggotry.
>>>/israel/

>>37516550
>can you provide some factual evidence for these many deaths in the past few decades?

Of course nobody can't, you already killed them all...

>>37516454
Yeah some aboriginals died, in the past. Then the civilized peoplerealised it was bad. So they stopped doing it. AND THEN the (still civilized) modern Australians realised that perhaps they might be disadvantaged, and now as >>37516550 has pointed out, they have many brilliant opportunities.

I guess that's just like the Palestinians situation.

>>37516675
Except Israel doesn't offer opportunities for palestinians. Or has even stopped killing them.

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>>37516661
>them all...

>>37516661
As of 2011, the population is more than 650000. Nice try

>>37516793
are you SJW

>>37516834
no, an anti-semite

>>37516834
No. I'm a white Jewish male who lives pretty comfortably and enjoys my privileges.

>>37516793
Sheesh, you really can't handle the banter can't you? You tarnish your rep.

>>37516890
At least I can defend my beliefs and ideologies. Where did your Israeli mates go?

>>37516875
warum

>>37516890
why do you like living in Israel, as opposed to a first world country, not in a war-zone?

>>37516909
Don't know, don't care. He was just someone who tried to market Israel as some haven. He's probably some pre-army teen, all patriotic and shit.

Israel is decent, but if you only want the comforts of western life there are cheaper and safer places.

>>37516980
I like living among my people, and willing the take the risks of doing so. Also, we are only a warzone every couple of years, and even then it's pretty low-key.

>>37517009
How come you choose to live in Israel as opposed to some other nation? There are Jewish communities in other countries if you wish to live amongst our people.

>>37517031
But couldn't living in say, New York, with 2 million other Jews fulfill the criteria, and you only risk being blown up infrequently. Its been almost 14 years since New Yorkers went properly boom.

>>37517062
I dislike the fact that I'd have to change my habits and traditions out of fear in any nation outside of Israel, quite simply.

And no, the Jewish communities are not "it" in my opinion - the American and Australian ones are a prime example. You can't tell the difference between them and the "natives", in habit or speech.

>>37517095
The Jews in the US are very much more American than Jewish. They assimilated quite fully into American culture, ergo, not my own.

>>37517187
So what I understand is that you enjoy the culture and way of life living in Israel, is that correct?

>>37517187
Thats like saying all Asians look the same.
I can relatively easily tell if someone is a part of the Melbourne Jewish community.

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>>37516631
>Oh Israel,remover of kebab,accepter of religious nut and ultraorthodoxim,home or army cuties,place in the sun,please send oranges and uzis.
We're on it, based Germoney.

itt: Aussies got BTFO by a Jewish mastermind deflecting their own arguments against them.

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>>37511565
Sigh.
That armpit isn't going to lick itself.
No one understands my burden

>>37517277
I'm fairly sure both Australians posting here are Jewish as well

>>37517277
ITT: Israelis not answering simple logic questions and hiding behind strawman arguments.
See >>37516454 >>37516318 >>37516174 >>37516052 >>37515769 >>37515669
Israel confirmed for nation of shitposters

>>37511459
Alison Brie Schermerhorn, Neta-Lee Hershlag

>>37517249
To the amount that I am willing to take a hit to my standard of living, ergo, missiles on my head and reserve duty once a year, yes.

>>37517256
Because you are Australian and can recognize the semi-cultures within your greater Australian one. To me, I can hardly see the Jewish view there. And even than, it's a compromising one, that made too many concessions.

>>37517377
When I went to Israel, I assumed a number of people where Jewish who were not. It seems that you just like to be a part of the majority.
But let me assure you that being a part of the powerful minority is lovely.

>>37517241
What counts as your own culture? Do you mean Israeli culture?

>>37517435
>It seems that you just like to be a part of the majority

Correct.

>being a part of the powerful minority is lovely

Be that as it may, I'd rather feel comfortable among my own people and traditions than slowly see my children grow to a different nationality in another country.

>>37517485
As a composite of the Jewish Diasporas slowly building itself into a singular Israeli one, yes.

>>37517592
What counts as our own people and traditions? Is it not alright to be Jewish? Should there be certain other criteria we complete?

>>37517592
I guess I can't argue with your own preferences. To me it still seems like a sentence to a life of mediocrity and your loved ones death as pawns of the US.

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>>37517371
>Alison Brie Schermerhorn, Neta-Lee Hershlag
The latter one is Israeli-born.

>>37512026
those tits

>>37517645
You are not any less Jewish than I am. You just have to compromise parts of that identity, in act, in order to fit in Australia. And when not following act, your children will not as well. I'd hardly call Jews who barley speak Hebrew and know little of holidays and traditions Jewish. Only by race, and that barely counts.

>>37517662
The details are debatable, but you are right in essence.

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>>37517798
>Neta-Lee Hershlag
>Israeli-born
shet i just googled it and he's right

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>>37517279

>>37518015
Ouch. I know the holidays, I know the traditions. I can say the prayers, they are the true Hebrew. Modern Hebrew is not the language of the people, it wasn't spoken until basically the formation of Israel. If anything, Yiddish is the language of the Jews, and it would be you who is a Jew by race, not by culture or traditions.

>>37518146
>hurr durr im more jewish
It's not a contest m8

>>37518220
Who said it is?

>>37511459
They have made great advances in irrigation technology.

>>37518293
>They have made great advances in irrigation technology.
Woah, this is actually correct.
Very impressive, based Spain.

>>37518146
I meant no offence, but you, maybe, can see yourself as Jewish. Can you say the same of your children and family? It will slowly slip away with every generation. It's logical, and works on every sane person who wants a better life. It will work on me if I move away. Only the Haradi can keep them abroad for long periods of time, and they do so out of medieval ignorance and isolation.

I aspire for both worlds - to know that my children will be Jews, and the comforts of modern life.

>>37512026

That girl is Sephardic? I thought the blond ones where Askenazi.

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>>37518133

>>37518367
I disagree. I know many 3rd generation secular Jews who are just as in touch with their Jewish roots as their grandparents. You don't necessarily have to abandon one way of life to fit in with another. Yes, there are some that have chosen to do that, but I am sure that in Israel there are some jews who choose to express their culture and beliefs and traditions differently to that of their neighbours.

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>>37518385
Yap, many Sephardic Jews look as white as Ashkenazi.
Especially ones with Jewish grandparents from ex-French colonies.

>Pic related, also Eva Green but she isn't Israeli

>>37518385

she is probably mixed

I wonder how accurate Miku singing Hatikva..
http://youtu.be/a0-n1kNqf1s

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>>37518536

TBH she is 100% Moroccan Jew descent

>And also her twin sister

>>37518548
lol that's very nice and pretty accurate but he always gets the last vowels kinda wrong

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>>37518594

>youll never fugg them

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>>37518702
>it's not even their final form
They are part of a triplet:
Liron Revivo (beautiful face dark hair)
Noy Revivo (blonde hair)
Amit Revivo (french face dark hair)

>>37518514
If so, and you and others are assured you CAN hold on, than I envy your strength of will. I'm pretty sure I don't posses it.

Also, of course there are differences between traditions. But there exists a greater scheme that takes shape into a greater, unified "Israeli" culture, much like the american one in method of containment.It does not include Palestinians - and that's why they should get their own country pronto.

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>>37511565
Damn. Jewish girls are ugly

>>37511565
those fucking noses. one of them has turkic ancestor though

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>>37518808
AS IF

Is my dick kosher?

>>37511459
Fuck off dirty kike.

>>37519276
Are you circumcised?

>>37519276
do you smear both meat and milk on it?

>>37519309
you didn't say 'please' :^)

>>37519334
Yes. A rabbi sucked my cock when he cut me so I guess it is.
>>37519376
Once a month

It's the least shitty place in an area that's shit