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Édition bananée.
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>>35421659
Les Champs-Élysées c'était de la folie, il y avait des flics tout du long en ribambelles et les seules voitures qui roulaient c'étaient les leurs. Qui a passé son réveillon seul ici ?
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Audrey <3
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>>35421659

Bonjour, le matin!
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>>35422150

Do you smell that, BWT? That's the scent of 2015.

Breathe it all in, it's gonna be a good one.
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>>35422300
>lying to yourself and weeb on the internet
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>>35422400

You probably graduate this year, so you'll move out and get a gf (who will let you touch her hair and feet).
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>>35422468
>You probably graduate this year, so you'll move out and get a gf (who will let you touch her hair and feet).
u fookin wut m8
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>>35422113
四葉と is god tier :D
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>>35422468
in my uni they don't give free gf once you graduate
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>>35422590
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Alors le rassemblement ?
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>>35422590
>>35422608
>feeler dès le 1er jour de l'an
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>>35422590

When you graduate and have your own place and car, younger girls (17-18) will be impressed by this and will want to have sex with you. I read it on a forum.
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>>35422753
I'll probably end up sudokuing before that happens.
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>>35422881

Tout va bien aller, je croix.
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>>35422753
Why the fuck wymen are so swallow ?
Guys don't give a fuck if a girl make a shiton of money why would they ?
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>>35422881
>over 9000 hours spent on photoshop for a pic you can only use once
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>>35422952

Because girls want someone who can look after them and provide for them. Nowadays, that's more about money than being able to beat someone up in a fight.

No girl wants to date a poorfag, unless she's even poorer than him.
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>csq pharyngite
>envie de s'arracher la gorge

a l'aide
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>>35422945
You cross ?
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>>35422952
>swallow
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>>35422952
I wouldn't mind marrying a rich girl who can provide for me. Not at all.
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>>35423252
>being a language bully
>2015

Je ne tombe pas dans les ruses.
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>>35422952
>swallow

And it doesn't make them shallow. Guys are more interested in cute faces and bodies, girls are more interested in wallets. Why would either of them be more "humane" or "profound" than the other? Men are horny, women are hookers, that's how it is and there's no point in getting mad about it.
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>>35423300
I can shame you in other ways you know.
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>>35423300
>BMW
>not a normalfag car
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>>35422952
shallow. shallow camarade.
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>>35423358
>implying

>>35423325

Tu fais un bully pourquoi? 2015, c'est l'année de l'amité.
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Putain j'ai trouvé un trop bon plan de beuh hier et il m'a bippé sur un mauvais numéro, j'avais pas mon portable...
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>>35423472
On s'en branle sale drogué.
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>>35423450
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trop la flemme d'aller chier alors que j'en ai beaucoup besoin, ça va bientot sortir :(
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>>35423501
Il m'a donné du shit quand même :^)
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>>35423518
>/a/

Fucking hell, get away from me you disgusting freak, I don't want to catch 'the weeb'.

>>35423529

Parfois, je chie du sang (je ne l'aime pas)
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>>35423610
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>>35423610
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>>35423610
du coup des fois tu chies pas de sang ? c'est normal ça ?
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>>35423629

When do you go back to school, BWT? Idleness only encourages malaise.
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>>35423277
>>35423314
>>35423444

>Être un nazi de la grammaire,
>2015

Vous avez tous compris ce que je voulais dire de toutes façons même si je me suis trompé d'une lettre.
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>>35423753
C'était un lapsus anon.
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>>35423450
>supreme gentleman
>not a retard normalfag
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>>35423743
Next week.
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>>35423719
>i watch anime because of the mature storylines and superior japanese animation
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>>35423823
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Pas trop mal aux cheveux aujourd'hui /fr/?


>>35421705
>Qui a passé son réveillon seul ici ?

Moi. Je matais The Equalizer, j'ai même pas vu passer minuit.
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>>35423799
>Next week.

You're gonna be okay, big guy.
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moi et mon crew
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>>35423930
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>>35423971
>exams
>okay
Not really.
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>>35421705
moi. C'était bien, j'ai même pas honte. J'ai passé la nuit à apprendre une dizaine de kanji et à shitposter à temps partiel.
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>>35423973
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>cacher les posts de belges
>/int/ devient immédiatement 10x mieux
Bonne année /fr/!
Qui d'autre /gueuledebois/ ici?
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>>35423944
Ah ouais? J'ai pas pu m'empêcher de sortir perso. Il était minuit dans le métro. Puis je suis allé à Pigalle peloter une nana dans un cabaret où ils ont appelé les flics quand ils ont vu que j'avais pas de thunes, mais le mal était fait. Ensuite j'ai rencontré des banlieusards cool et j'ai zoné avec eux. J'ai une bonne gueule de bois et j'ai passé une soirée que je pourrai pas raconter sans honte.
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>>35423990

Nah, you'll be fine. I have shit for brains and I still passed all my exams. As long as you don't have friends or anything else to do, squeezing in time to study is easy.
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>>35424002
H-hi ~
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>>35424030

En même temps je suis coincé en province, ya pas grand chose à faire.
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>>35424030
Dire que ce serait la première fois que je ne peux pas parler d'un soir de réveillon sans honte ce serait exagérer en plus... Il y a deux ans j'ai dormi dans le même lit qu'un mec chez qui je m'étais incrusté en after après avoir perdu mon cousin dans la rue...
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>>35424041
What do you study ?
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Is it just me or college is America is easy as fuck. I see some friends of mine posting status about how they got straight A's for pretty much all they're courses when I'm struggling barely passing some.
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>>35424178
>il n'est pas au courant pour l'éducation aux états-unis
C'est pas qu'un mème, mec.
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>>35424110

I graduated nearly 2 years ago, but I studied English Literature (a true patrician's subject).
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>>35424210
Ouais, en high school c'est évident mais à la fac??
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>>35424220
>English Literature
I don't want to sound pretentious/condescending but no wonder you had no trouble.
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>>35424220
No surprise you have no job
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>>35424256
Ils vont pas soudainement devenir bien à l'université. En plus vu que faut que les mecs qui sont là grâce aux bourses de sport réussissent, bah... :^^^)
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>>35424265
>I don't want to sound pretentious/condescending but no wonder you had no trouble.

n-no bully. Statistically, fewer people get 1st class honours in Eng Lit than in the sciences (although that's probably just because people who study the sciences are more intelligent). Would be quite handy if anybody wanted to hire someone with a degree in Eng Lit.

I have a job though, which is something, I guess. Sometimes I wonder if being a NEET is preferable though.
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>>35424331
>En plus vu que faut que les mecs qui sont là grâce aux bourses de sport réussissent
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>>35424178
Vue le pognon que ça coûte ils peuvent pas se permettre de leur faire foirer leurs études; ce serait un perte sèche pour les universités.
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>>35424348
what job?

>>35424379
en quoi ce serait une perte?
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>>35424491
Ben plus y'a de gens inscrits, plus ils se font de thunes, et c'est pas des petites sommes la bas.
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>>35424491
>what job?

Generic office monkey working for a charity. I work in the head office collating data and statistics for reporting, and organise the logistics of getting food to our different outfits across the country.
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>>35424582
Thank goodness for that degree.
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>>35424608

I regret my life choices every time I see my wageslip
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>>35424671
it's alright m8 I won't make much money either after i'm done with school
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>>35424491
>en quoi ce serait une perte?
Une université à besoin de financement pour fonctionner.
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>>35424777
>a charismatic, buff engineer
>not making much money

Stop teasing me
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>>35424820
That wasn't me.
And I'm not buff nor charismatic.
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>>35424820
i'm not bwt faget
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>>35424840
>>35424844

I don't know how to tell you two apart. What does not-BWT study then? Are you doing a non-subject like me?
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>>35424898
>you two
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>>35424898
>not-BWT
>tfw i'm just BWT's shadow

i study a stem subject but i won't tell more
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France pls
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>>35424991

A-are there more than two of you?

>>35424997

Get a gimmick or something. Also, don't be so paranoid.
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>>35425112
Three right now
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>>35425134
lucas??
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>>35425134
>three

You people breed like rabbits.
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>>35425134
I never understood this image. Is that man supposed to be a Congolese guy? And why would he be happy in that image?
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>>35425148
N-non
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>>35425224
Merde, mauvaise image
>>35425213
>not being happy while serving your belgian overlords
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>>35425213

It's just memes, don't think too hard about it.
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Salut tout le monde, et bonne année !

Ma soeur a fait une soirée chez moi pour le nouvel an, la maison est morte, il y a plein de bordel
>mvq
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>>35425246
but they chopped his hands off
>>35425283
that's what they want us to think
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>>35425213
A nigger would do anything to please its masters.
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>>35425314
>cette odeur d'alcool mélangée à celle des cendars
Mmmh c'est l'aspect de la coloc qui me manque pas
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>>35425314

Did you have fun?
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>>35425314
T'as pécho une pote à ta soeur j'espère
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>>35425360
Nan c'est pas vraiment ça mais ils ont tout cassé quoi, j'ai retrouvé des jeux dans ma goutière, y'a des bouteilles de bière aussi, ils ont squatté ma chambre alors qu'ils avaient pas le droit, et j'en passe.

Bref, plus jamais ça.
>>35425370
I was with my family, since I don't see them very often (they live in Paris and I don't), so yeah it was nice ! And you ?
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>>35425396
J'étais pas chez moi, je lui avais laissé ma maison parce que à priori ça devait bien se passer.

Top gâteau.
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>>35425347
>Africucks
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>>35425405

Yes, I couldn't stay away past 11pm so I went to bed, then got up at 11am this morning and have been shitposting ever since.
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>>35425405
C'est moi ou c'est devenu une mode de tout détruire pendant une teuf ? Mes cousines en ont fait une chez leurs parents cet été et l'appart a été ruiné.
Je compatis mon ami.
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>>35425482
C'est tellement #YOLO quoi xddddd
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>>35425440
>faire confiance à une bande de filles en chien
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>>35425524
C'est clair. Elles ont ramené Abdul et ses potes, normal quoi.
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>>35425622
Belles doubles
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>>35425482
Voilà comme le dit notre ami belge c'est wiz c'est lol c'est mdr quoi, c'est ridicule.
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>>35425622
>csq dans mon coin c'est plutôt les Antoine et co qui foutent le gros bordel en faisant la fête
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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR ME TO LEARN FRENCH IF I TAKE 1 HR A DAY TO LEARN IT?
>Rosetta & Rocket are my main sources
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>>35425948
Decent level : 1 year
Normal level : 1 and a half year
Native level : probably 20 years or more, even us froggies cannot speak french properly sometimes
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>>35425948

I've been trying to learn it on and off since I was 11, and I can't even put basic sentences together.
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>>35426096
Fais un effort, on essaye de parler anglais un minimum, vous pourriez faire pareil
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>>35426189

C'est tres difficile, je oublie des mots et je fremis.
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>>35426248
>je fremis
Pourquoi ? C'est le français qui te fait cet effet ?
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>>35425360
>ne pas avoir des colocs non fumeur qui range l'appart et le nettoie
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>>35426272
>Pourquoi ? C'est le français qui te fait cet effet ?

Oui, je hais la langue francaise. J'aimerais que ce soit aussi simple
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>>35426342
Et non, c'est la plus belle langue du monde, alors c'est pas à la portée de tous
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>>35425948
1 or plus year if you are dedicated enough to get fluent...
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>>35426374

O-okay, c'est cool, le gars.
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>>35426342
>Français
>Difficile

nigga essaye d'apprendre le Jap ou le Russe, si tu veux savoir ce qu'est la souffrance...
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J'écoute du Bach tranquille (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf4UNJqv_-A&list=PL244CEA0602505065&index=1) en jouant aux sims.
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>>35426461
i'm finding it hard in that alot of the words sound the same as others, kinda annoying
There's no clear distinction as English has
>ESB MASTERRACE
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What is the next step after duolingo? I was thinking of using non-complex writing stuff like comics, etc.

Please help frenchbros
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