Is your country active in space? Our country is going to launch another secretive rocket.
Pic related, it's the official patch for the rocket.
>implying atlas has anything to do with posidon
>implying atlas has anything to do with promethius
>berg. jews confirmed
>the drawing is horrible
>is your country active in space
not really, no
we have scientists working on EU projects and stuff but that's about it
>going to launch
good luck not having it blow up again
i'll just dump some space stuff cuz i gtg to classes soon
Bigelow Aerospace habitation modules
Firefly Space Systems
Nope. Here's the art from a similar secret NSA spy satellite.
Either the guys making these have no self-awareness or are just trying to be trolls.
BUY MY APOCALYPSE NUTRITION BARS TO ESCAPE NEW WORLD ORDER ENSLAVEMENT
This one was for an optical satellite motto is, "Better the devil that you know"
Seriously. NSA, if you're reading this thread...
Where can I send my resume and portfolio? I can make ridiculous nose-cone art like this all day. I won't ask questions, just give me a name and a vague concept and I'll go to town. I just ask for reasonable compensation and a government pension.
She will finally teach the world to fap in perfect harmony via secret NSA mind control satellites.
>implying we don't already have your resume and portfolio
I think youll like this one best then
yeah i remember browsing a list of those over the top mission patches and it was in it, and those >>34501968 >>34501986 as well.
sigint guys are weird. can you imagine being the graphic designer taked with doing those? must be fun though
>Meanwhile at the NROL planning table deep within a secret bunker.
>"So guys, what if we make a satellite that tracks the movement and spending habits of all the people on Earth through their cell phones?"
>"Awesome! But what do we use to symbolize it?"
>"Hang on, let me look through a catalogue of metal covers."
>"I've got it! How about Medusa fucking the Earth with a giant snake-dildo?"
>"Now to go to DeviantArt, I'm sure there's some GTS vore fetish artist whose art we can rip off."
> can you imagine being the graphic designer taked with doing those? must be fun though
That's what I'm saying! I'm sick of doing advertisements for shitty corporate products. I want to make silly art for the government. US govt. please hire me or else I might sell my talents to other countries and next thing you know Russia will have Fabio-Putin riding a unicorn with a warhead horn or China's next fake superfighter might have a dragon punching a bald eagle on the side.
You don't want that.
The Copperplate Gothic is really what sells it. Needs more lens flare though. And some more "Zazz." We really want our space laser logo to pop when it pops the heads of our enemies with a giant space eagle.
Well I've never done anything illegal or sketchy. I'm not the most patriotic person though and am rather cynical to such things, but pay me enough to live comfortably and give me total creative control and I'll keep my mouth shut and not ask any questions.
the "buttercup" tat is really what sells the badassery of it all
ok so we need every one to know we're the good guys in the glimpse of an eye.
>that fucking wizard
didn't see that at first
with the aliums, the laughing space snakes, the electric wizard and the cartoony conspiracy stuff, it's like those are from the stoner command.
like, like the JOINT chiefs of staff, amiriteLOL
No, no. There's propaganda and then there's this. These all have to be intentionally ridiculous. These are like the grunts who put medukas in their tonks.
Our missile frigates really need more wizards airbrushed all over them like they were 1980's cargo vans.
i can't get pic related out of my mind
i hear man, any level of state administration has pretty much the same efficiency as dumping banknotes in a landfill though.
/a/ and /k/ have a lot of weird overlap, it seems.
Imagine this scene, but the missile has a manticore being ridden by a sexy fairy mistress with a flaming sword on the side.
Well my sides have joined the satellites in orbit.
>do you want the manticore being ridden by a sexy fairy mistress with a flaming sword on the side, or the eye of sauron embedded in a pyramid made of the bones of our enemies surrounded by hell fire?
and now for something completely different...
they HAVE to be fucking with us
Naw man. I want the blue alien chick from Daft Punk's Interstella 5555 as an angel centaur firing our rocket into space with a bow in from of that creepy moon from Zelda eclipsing the Earth.