Space

>>34497809

I swear, does our government hire DeviantArtists for our secret space programs or something?

>>34500760
Holy shit this.

Fucking aliens gonna be laughing at us when they find this shit.

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>>34497809
>implying atlas has anything to do with posidon
>implying atlas has anything to do with promethius
>berg. jews confirmed
>the drawing is horrible

>is your country active in space
not really, no
we have scientists working on EU projects and stuff but that's about it

>going to launch
good luck not having it blow up again

i'll just dump some space stuff cuz i gtg to classes soon

>>34497809
this is fake right

>>34501365
they're already laughing at humans anyway

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oh ffs
this captia is horrible
eat shit moot

>>34497809
>WoW nerds are in control of humanity's efforts in space
Ah for fucksake...

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Planetary Resources
http://www.planetaryresources.com/technology/

Orion
http://www.nasa.gov/exploration/systems/mpcv/


Boeing CST-100
http://www.boeing.com/boeing/defense-space/space/ccts/index.page


Dream Chaser
http://www.sncspace.com/ss_space_exploration.php


SpaceX V2
http://www.spacex.com/news/2014/05/30/dragon-v2-spacexs-next-generation-manned-spacecraft


Bigelow Aerospace habitation modules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isQU84Kc0Y0


Blue Origin
http://www.blueorigin.com/about


Lynx
http://www.xcor.com/lynx/


Scaled Composites
http://www.scaled.com/projects/model_339_spaceshiptwo


Space Adventures
http://www.spaceadventures.com/index.cfm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwwS4YOTbbw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NANePoo_p30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M5qS0Y3tDw
Firefly Space Systems

http://www.fireflyspace.com/

>>34501666
what's worse is they hired their fat internet girlfriends to draw for NASA

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>>34500760
>implying this isnt amazing

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>>34501617

Nope. Here's the art from a similar secret NSA spy satellite.

Either the guys making these have no self-awareness or are just trying to be trolls.

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>>34501798
BUY MY APOCALYPSE NUTRITION BARS TO ESCAPE NEW WORLD ORDER ENSLAVEMENT

>>34501798
At least Giant Octopus is cooler than Dwarf Sorceress with huge collarbones.

>>34501666
>WoW
No, it looks like Wiccan shit which is the worst sect of Majick or Occultism and is totally shit.

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NROL-38 Patch

>>34501846
As opposed to the good sect of "Majick" and Occultism?

>>34501891
>drake
>no drake
i understand that a dragon is more badass than a fucking duck, but they could be more consistent.

>>34501846
>Majick
is it mispelled on purpose?
do these people take active steps in order not to be taken seriously?

How can these be secretive if we know about them?

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>>34501926
This one was for an optical satellite motto is, "Better the devil that you know"

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>>34501891

Seriously. NSA, if you're reading this thread...

Where can I send my resume and portfolio? I can make ridiculous nose-cone art like this all day. I won't ask questions, just give me a name and a vague concept and I'll go to town. I just ask for reasonable compensation and a government pension.

>>34501949
Yeah, they're definitely just fucking with conspiracy theorists. There's no way this isn't intentional.

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ODIN Navy SIGNIT satellite

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>>34497809
She will finally teach the world to fap in perfect harmony via secret NSA mind control satellites.

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>>34501960
>implying we don't already have your resume and portfolio

>>34501965
I think youll like this one best then

>>34501949
yeah i remember browsing a list of those over the top mission patches and it was in it, and those >>34501968 >>34501986 as well.
sigint guys are weird. can you imagine being the graphic designer taked with doing those? must be fun though

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>>34501968
>>34501965
>>34501949

>Meanwhile at the NROL planning table deep within a secret bunker.
>"So guys, what if we make a satellite that tracks the movement and spending habits of all the people on Earth through their cell phones?"
>"Awesome! But what do we use to symbolize it?"
>"Hang on, let me look through a catalogue of metal covers."
>"I've got it! How about Medusa fucking the Earth with a giant snake-dildo?"
>"Brilliant!"
>"Now to go to DeviantArt, I'm sure there's some GTS vore fetish artist whose art we can rip off."

Reminder that they have tech advanced enough that they can guide missiles onto your ass based only on your cellphone radiation.

>>34502064
lel, i'm now imagining that their offices are lined with shelves full of shitty 80s powermetal LP covers and second grade fantasy books

The octopus one was awesome, this design is fucking tumblr tier

>>34502021

> can you imagine being the graphic designer taked with doing those? must be fun though

That's what I'm saying! I'm sick of doing advertisements for shitty corporate products. I want to make silly art for the government. US govt. please hire me or else I might sell my talents to other countries and next thing you know Russia will have Fabio-Putin riding a unicorn with a warhead horn or China's next fake superfighter might have a dragon punching a bald eagle on the side.

You don't want that.

Hire me.

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>>34502112

Jeebus fuck, please tell me that's real!

>>34502112
oh come on
this shit is straight out of some knock off clancy-like pulp cover

>>34502155
i hope your dreams come true anon.

would you pass the background test though?

>>34502112
>GEODSAHEO
What does this mean?

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>>34502186

The Copperplate Gothic is really what sells it. Needs more lens flare though. And some more "Zazz." We really want our space laser logo to pop when it pops the heads of our enemies with a giant space eagle.

>>34502214
Giant erect omnipotent dicks squirting and hurting endangered ovaries

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ayy lmao/conspiracy master trole 9000

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>>34502252
I like it.

>>34502112

> implying this isn't an accurate depiction of the satellite and its operation

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THIS IS NOT SUBTLE

>>34502202

Well I've never done anything illegal or sketchy. I'm not the most patriotic person though and am rather cynical to such things, but pay me enough to live comfortably and give me total creative control and I'll keep my mouth shut and not ask any questions.

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the "buttercup" tat is really what sells the badassery of it all

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>>34502296

>>34502311

>Sheachadadh do rudai

What the fuck is that? Some sort of Gaelic Klingon?

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hmmm
bronies or 80s powerballads lovers?

o i am lovin these designs

>>34502214
It's actually "GEOD SPHEO". "Spheo" is definitely "sphere" and I'm guessing "geod" references something made of stone so something like "stone sphere" or "rock sphere".

>>34502334
i wouldn't be surprised if it was actual klingon

or maybe they just realised they were going over board with acronyms and decided to go all post-ironic with it

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ok so we need every one to know we're the good guys in the glimpse of an eye.

any ideas?

>>34502388
*in the blink of an eye
OR
*in one glimpse

please forgive the brainfart

>>34502337

I like to imagine they played Hammerfall in the control room when they launched that.

>>34502388

At this point I think they've got a dedicated Troll Division.

>>34500760

Most likely the answer is yes... Inb4 we trigger the budget to cut itself...

>>34502430

>troll division

muh sploitation

also its called a propaganda ministry every regime worth its oppression has one...

>>34502388

Kill children. It works for mice...

>>34502337

Bronies haven't come into themselves yet... maybe in 5-10 yrs... look out for horses and rainbows n sheeit...

>>34502258
>that fucking wizard
didn't see that at first

with the aliums, the laughing space snakes, the electric wizard and the cartoony conspiracy stuff, it's like those are from the stoner command.

like, like the JOINT chiefs of staff, amiriteLOL

>>34502430
>>34502463
yeah, and the thing is they probably put a lot of thought into it, that's a super high level of secrecy and shit.

really makes me wonder

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>>34502463

No, no. There's propaganda and then there's this. These all have to be intentionally ridiculous. These are like the grunts who put medukas in their tonks.

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>manjawed captainette america fights space dildos

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>>34502507

Our missile frigates really need more wizards airbrushed all over them like they were 1980's cargo vans.

>>34502527

Not to mention a lot of fillerbux that went absolutely nowhere. Certainly a lot more than moot paid to produce /b/...

>>34502544

How cute. Back to /a/, Military...

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>>34502609
i can't get pic related out of my mind

>>34502616
i hear man, any level of state administration has pretty much the same efficiency as dumping banknotes in a landfill though.

not gonna post them all, but i'll this here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NRO_Launches

this also taught me that there are 17 - SEVENTEEN! - intel agencies in the US

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>>34502637

/a/ and /k/ have a lot of weird overlap, it seems.

>>34502661

Imagine this scene, but the missile has a manticore being ridden by a sexy fairy mistress with a flaming sword on the side.

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>>34502758

Well my sides have joined the satellites in orbit.

>>34502791
nice.

>do you want the manticore being ridden by a sexy fairy mistress with a flaming sword on the side, or the eye of sauron embedded in a pyramid made of the bones of our enemies surrounded by hell fire?

>>34502861
yeah that's the one i wanted to post but was too lazy to download.

damn, they're good

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and now for something completely different...
they HAVE to be fucking with us

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>>34502877

Naw man. I want the blue alien chick from Daft Punk's Interstella 5555 as an angel centaur firing our rocket into space with a bow in from of that creepy moon from Zelda eclipsing the Earth.

>>34502955
holy shit

>>34502955

*in front, pardon.

>>34502936

It's nice to see they let the Colonel's 4-year-old son design one.

>>34501891
Kek, its tzeentch