Ask a german Jew everything.

What's your favourite colour?

>>33606427
Blue

>>33606387
Why haven't you been gassed yet you filthy jewish scum?

>>33606387
>an educated jew, like karl marx himself

Your German girlfriend wants to roleplay Ilse "The Beast of Buchenwald". What do you do?

>>33606387
Are you discriminated for being a jew or you keep it to yourself?

>>33606387
Did Hitler something wrong?

>>33606387
How close are you to your Jewish identity?

>>33606387
Whats your surname? Schwartz?

>>33606466
I'm a master of antics

>>33606478
>I'm a graduate of Civil Engineering from the University of Milan.

>>33606387
You really like the pudding?

>>33606515
>Are you discriminated for being a jew?
Just by turks

>>33606583
I'm not verry religius but i think its important to keep the traditons alive

>>33606658
What's not to love
>>33606489
>implying i have a gf :(

>>33606703
Would you consider doing Aliyah? have you ever been to Israel? Thought about a birthright trip?

>>33606387
do you use soap or shower gel

>>33606387
Is your family originally from the USSR?

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>>33606624

>>33606755
>Would you consider doing Aliyah?
No, I love germany and i would never leave it for any other country
>Have you ever been to Israel
No
>Thought about a birthright trip?
Im not very interested going to israel right now, maybe when the situation is better

>>33606851
No, my family lived here at least since the founding of germany

>>33606387
Are you a Furry?

>>33606915
How did they not get holocausted?

>>33606945
they gave the german some of their jewgold

>>33606984
*germans

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>>33606945
Based Franco

Do you look any different from the non-Jewish Germans? Like, can people tell you're Jewish?
Do you wear any Jewish accessory or whatever?

Any instances of getting into monkey trouble when someone knew you were Jewish? [mostly turks]

>>33606387
Who let you out of osventsim?

>>33606624
>University of Milan
kek, to be fair, we don't have anything remoetly comparable to Stanford or MIT here in Germany either, but are there actually any relevant Italian universities?

>>33607108
>Do you look any different from the non-Jewish Germans? Like, can people tell you're Jewish?
No, although i really got a long nose.

>Do you wear any Jewish accessory or whatever?
Normally not.

>Any instances of getting into monkey trouble when someone knew you were Jewish? [mostly turks]
Not mostly turks, only turks.
When anything happens in israel they go tusken raider mode

>>33607245
It was just a joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKie_34cpJI
Actual i studying economy in GIeßen

>>33607044
Did your family escape to Spain during ww2 ?

>>33607467
Si,
First Italy then france and then finally Spain

>>33606605
Steißel

>>33606816
Shower gel...

>>33608181
:^)

>>33606387
Why would you want to live in a country that genocided your people. At least my country helped my family not getting shoah'd.

>>33608457
Well, it's simpler than it seems, my family used to own a little factory which wasn't destroyed, so they decided to reactivate their business instead of going to Israel or America without anything

do you have a 4chan pass?

>>33608901
No :(

>>33608865
Never thought about it before, but the first couple of years after the war must have been awkward af.

>>33608938
but I thought Jews got those for free

>>33608938
Guess Moot can't outjew a jew

What did you think of Ijon Tichy programme on ZDF?

what do you and your family work with
how rich are you

>>33606387
How much german blood is mixed with your mideastern blood?

>>33608942
Probable it was,
Well where your family originated from?

>>33609087

Lack of response makes me think you're inbred.

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Did the german shove things up yer grandparents asses?

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>>33609204
Im Blond and have blue eyes but also i have a big nose

>>33609079
>what do you and your family work
We own a company that imports stainless steel and im Study economics.

>How rich are you
Richer then the most germas

>>33609173
All around. I've got a grandma from Austria and a grandpa from Greece, the other two are from Iraq/Syria.

>>33609322
>remember the 25cm

>>33609322
Knowing you guys they prolly took turns licking the stick after

>>33609322
Like i said, they wasn't in Germany while the Holocaust,

>>33609325
Typical aryan jew.

*rolls eyes

Are you Nazi?

>>33609718
I dislike turks

Why do you deny Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Half-Jew, here.

How are things working out for you, man?

>>33609471
i heard they have long sticks xd from another jew inbefor ur mom XDDD

>>33609412
So, what does the average israeli think about the modern Germany and what they think about us Jews in Europe?

>>33609802
Ok

>>33609830
Everything is awesome

Do you get reparations from the German government, you know for the Holocaust and stuff?

How do you view people who say they can't be racist towards Jews because it's not a race?

>>33609754
Only t*rks don't dislike tu*ks... Even then some of them dislike themselves for being tur*s

>>33609946
>So, what does the average israeli think about the modern Germany

good

> and what they think about us Jews in Europe?

bad

>>33609946
>Everything is awesome
Good to hear, man. Good to hear.

As soon as I'm getting my degree, I'm moving the fuck out of this country. Too socialist for my taste.

I grew up all over Europe, and I feel no connection to Norway, at all. I've been thinking about moving to Switzerland, or possibly to Munich, where my brother currently lives. Either way, I'm getting the fuck out of here.

>>33609980
>Do you get reparations from the German government, you know for the Holocaust and stuff?
>No, germany does not pay reparations to people but to jewish organizations around the world.

>How do you view people who say they can't be racist towards Jews because it's not a race?
I don't really care

>>33608457
Yeah, thank god the Netherlands totally didn't collaborate with Germany :´)

"The Germans deported the majority of the country's Jews to concentration camps, with the cooperation of the Dutch police and civil service; the Netherlands saw one of the highest levels of collaboration during the Holocaust of any occupied country. 75% of the country's Jewish population were killed during the conflict; a much higher percentage than comparable countries, like Belgium and France"

>>33606387

Have you been to Asia

>>33609946
Modern Germoney: Some are still butthurt, most people just appreciate the Germany is a European nation that doesn't feel the need to yell at us after every time we defend ourselves.

European Jews: We don't hear about you guys all that much(except for the French Jews who are moving here). We know that Muslims are targeting you because of us and that pisses people off.

>>33610202
>European Jews: We don't hear about you guys all that much(except for the French Jews who are moving here). We know that Muslims are targeting you because of us and that pisses people off.

I've heard that the situation for jews in france is worse, but is it true that they migrate in thousands?

>>33610189
No, but i wan't to visit China or Japan after Uni

>>33610088
>bad
Why? Do Ashkenazim also have bad opinion or is it just the Mizrahi gypsies?

>>33610138

Thanks for answer, I've got a couple more if you don't mind:

Do you really believe the Jews are behind everything?

Are there certain groups of Jews you like more than others or abhor quite a lot?

Have you ever used your Judaism to benefit yourself in a situation?

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>>33609946
>So, what does the average israeli think about the modern Germany and what they think about us Jews in Europe?
This might be interesting for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x73L7iY-Xhg
It's about wheater modern day Germans are still responsible for the Holocaust.

>>33610392
Mostly the Mizrahim and their brown friends. There's negative stereotypes about Jews abroad, stemming from a mix of distrust and envy I guess.

>>33610394
>Do you really believe the Jews are behind everything?
>fo course they are
>Are there certain groups of Jews you like more than others or abhor quite a lot?
>no
>Have you ever used your Judaism to benefit yourself in a situation?
>yes, quite often
;^)

The Jews of Palestine also not released to rescue his murdered brothers or one dollar, and even claimed that "One cow in Palestine is worth more than all the Jews of Europe"


epic

>>33610334
Yup. Most of them are actually North African Jews though, so it's a bit different from the rest of Yurop.

>>33610394
>Do you really believe the Jews are behind everything?
Nobody ever asked me.

Are there certain groups of Jews you like more than others or abhor quite a lot?
>I like all people equally except of turks

>Have you ever used your Judaism to benefit yourself in a situation?
No

>>33610467
>the comments

erry time

t*rkolar nasıl siktiyse
GÖTÜYANIYOR XDDDd

>>33609802
lol cut your eye out for looking at a girl and getting an erection.

wololoololo

Ein Jude kann niemals ein Deutscher sein. Du gehörst nicht zu Deutschland.

>>33610976
gerçek almanlık budur

>>33610688
>88
>self-gassing Jew

Anyway, if you use Chrome or Chromium, etc.
http://www.tannr.com/herp-derp-youtube-comments/

>>33606387
Why

>>33606387
Where is your Jew gold hidden?

>>33610158
Feels good my grandparents get reparations from your tax-money :^)

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>>33612905
Gee, als ob ich es dir sage

>>33606387
do you have a girlfriend?

>>33613931
Look at: >>33606737

>>33609412
>butthurt

>>33613989
iktf