Welcome to your new position at /int/ border checkpoint.
Review the passports of potential entrants and post your verdict on this thread. After the your answers will be collected, a stamp will be issued.
Entry is restricted. Documents must be valid. Deny all undesirables.
Glory to 4chan.
Shit document, 9 months visa You need to get out of the country before the child's parents recognize that she is pregnant with your baby.
If you go to Britai it is good, government will give you luxury house for doing that.
>Glory to Poland, death to Russia
>nothing for customs Sir, just this shining canisters of...soup, it's soup inside Sir
>Why I'm visiting Russia? Uh, I want to ki..kindly experience the culture
>Thank you sir, death to Russia
FUCKING DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY
4chan is undertaking a closed border policy, I see.
We must fix that...
I don't actually make them on the spot. Each one takes ~20-30 minutes to make.
Approved, we need to be exposed to more Finnish culture
"Hello inspectors, I was out of the board for a few months collecting cultural marxist propaga-- I mean, nice innocent goy things. May I return?"
"Will this help you make a better decision...? ;-)"
Can you even handle this much freedom, officer?
let me see what I can find from our archives... one moment please..
NO BORDERS NO NATIONS STOP DEPORTATIONS
FUCKING NAZI GUARD BASTARDS
Document 2 of 2
Do I look like some sort of pleb to you
Go learn basic photoshop
Document II out of II
Google "photoshop threshold", newfag
Final candidate before checkpoint closes.
Make it count, inspectors.
It's the end of the workday. Good job, inspectors. I has been nice working with you.
(can someone please archive this thread?)