>with college acquaintances
>manage to hide your power level so far
>"hey anon, come to my room, i've got a funny video to how you on youtube"
>in room with half a dozen normals all laughing at lolcats videos and charlie bit my finger unironically
>video after video of unfunny shit normals find hilarious
>asshole twitches from cringe levels, fake laughing and wanting to kill myself
Holy shit, i feel very happy for that guy.
A-are you jelly of him? Me too, but lets try to feel good for him.
>be me, kissless virgin fag
>date on sunday
>taking qt polish girl downtown
Ehh, it was nothing major. We were learning about human genetics, and the lab involved a bunch of bullshit about race. One of the questions was to decide whether a drug company should provide different medications for different races for some disease. My group was supposed to come up with a hypothesis, and I simply said "I don't see what the problem with that is, obviously there are differences between different races." Anyway, the rest of my group disagreed and said that race is a social construct and there's no genetic difference, blah blah blah and I just felt really out of place.
But uhh, it turns out there are genetic differences so I was right, and not being racist at all. I just came off as sounding racist because I was really firm when I said what I said.
We have a very nice downtown, and its near the lake so we'll probably go there for a bit, maybe make sum ice cream and then Ill buy her some icecream (i made a sex joke :DDDD). I dont know if ill be able to spend an entire day downtown tho
you should date a girl you know you don't find that attractive
that way, you can make the kiss move knowing you don't really give a shit if it fails or not, but at least you get practise and taste what it's like to succeed or get rejected
Honestly, her body is around a 7 or 8, but her face is farily average, but cute looking. Im really not putting too much hope into this cause past n' stuff so im going in somewhat ready for failure.
>im going in somewhat ready for failure.
Dude, that's called setting yourself up for failure. If you think you're going to fail, you'll subconsciously just sabotage your chances.
No, but you could show them the video where the guy reads out the original shrek copypasta and there's some shitty animations with it. Unlike your video, it doesn't require much context to laugh at it, you just laugh because it's absurd. It's ancient news to us, but I'd bet they haven't seen it.
>Taking a theater class at University
>First day of school
>Teacher asks everyone to introduce themselves, they're interests, why they're talking the class
>Say I took the class because it's the closest thing to a film class I could find.
>Everyone laughs because they think it's a funny and honest joke
>Fake laugh to go with it
>Girl sitting next to me says I'm hilarious
Reposting because I posted in the wrong thread.
That is perfect. Show it to your normalfag friends next time you get together. I give you 100% guarantee it will a laugh riot and you will be the coolest guy in the room.
>actually thinking something is funny
>having emotional response
>So a Pole, an Irishman, and a Tongan walk into a bar.
>they order drinks, pay for them and drink them
>When they're done, they leave.
That's one of my favorite jokes. It's short and doesn't waste a lot of time.
But why? Can't they use those fetuses for stem cell research or something? Who the hell would want to keep a fetus in their house? I mean can you even imagine a scenario arising in your everyday life that would require an aborted fetus? I mean I guess you could use it for a few cleverly planned but tasteless pranks, but otherwise there is almost definitely no reason to want to own a fetus. What the fuck.
Why are women so emotionally weak? They should all be killed. If my unborn child died I would lift weights and masturbate and get on with my day.
What sort of sick fuck plays dressups with a dead alien fetus anyway. Fucking insane bitch.
I still remember how it was explained to me.
I was talking to my older brother about Elvis.
>Did you know Elvis had a brother?
>Really? No way!
>Yeah, but he was stillborn.
>It's when the baby comes out dead
And then my mom poked her head around the corner
>That's what happened to your older sister!
well if faiz is here i see no reason why the goose shouldn't be let loose
>tfw that kid has 10 gfs more than we ever will
She has no reason to do so! If she plays it smart, she'll be able to possess all of his belongings, without stealing anything.
American girl "lolsorandum" syndrome. It reached its peak around 2009 actually the same time as "memes", people don't usually act like this anymore but there are a few hangers on. Most of them have moved onto feminism.
She is roleplaying as a gentleman in those 2 panels.
One of the strangest things about obesity is how it completely takes away sexual characteristics.
It's not really unusual for someone to be confused by a whale's gender
I really wish I kept the pic but I remember someone posting on that one Beyonce video that they want to caress her ass and that they were fawning over her ass and it went on for so long and it was the funniest shit :(
I'm too much of a pussy to even go to the gym and I'm a skellington so kudos to the anon though.
>let's put the disc in for it to download
How dare you question the existence of the ideal American man?
No we are even worse, we put our pride in mocking other people for having a bit of a laugh with "le meme" jokes.
I can't stand "normal" (they aren't really normal, they are just idiots who go over the top with pop culture) people either, but I still accept that I'm not exactly a king of men myself.
Holy shit, before expanding an image I thought it's Double German Crush. THE MEMORIES.