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Iceland - It's all relatives
>people boasting about how drunk they were in the weekend
>couples kissing/touching publicly in crowded areas
>kebabs talking loudly on their phones while on the bus and everyone else is quiet
Belgium: like that hot midget with split personality at the bar trying to seduce you with beer and chips.
You know you want it, you perv.
Be sure to visit Brussels!
Combining the best of the Middle-East and Africa with shitty weather!
Ireland - a mildewy, cloud-shrouded rock inhabited by an ungovernable race of fuck-crazed, monkey-faced ginger mackerel-snappers, who have a legendary capacity for alcohol
N. Ireland - Ireland's Hat (as Canada is to America), and is the arch enemy of the Republic. It is a shitty terrorist colony which is part of the UK. The ethnicity rate in Northern Ireland is around 99.5% white Irish. This highlights the fact that it is a piece of shit that not even the poles want to live in (even though the place is fucking coming down with them). The average Northern Irish man is a muscly hairy cunt and is well trained in the gay art of boxin', which they utilize to gain anything and everything, unless there's a huge guy nearby. 99% of Northern Irishmen have murdered someone in their lifetime. If you ever visit Northern Ireland, be prepared for the fact that there is no oxygen, just glue and aerosol fumes. The word "fuck" occurs at least 89 times in the average "Norn' Iron"'ers sentences. It is believed Northern Irish people have attained such a high level of retardation by extensive rimming of English ass.
>Hard to come by
You mean they're hard to spot in streets or anything? If that's what you mean, it depends on where you wander in the city and the city itself. I live in Rio and there are usually trannies in the center of the city, where most of brothels are
I don't think so. I've only heard this story of one having to go to the compulsory military presentation at 18yo and that's it.
I heard something in the radio about Iceland refusing to let a ship dock because of its affiliations with Israel.
you're a pretty big guy if you think 4chan's weeabo central.