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ITT we post french songs we like

http://youtu.be/136q_6OfbFE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRBfsz53Eg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjTQqTGa3dQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lBDzpLPsq8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aLoezucIzk

france is weird
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>>29451388
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjt9yzE-390
fucking love it
the only two bad things about that album is that the songs are too short and i don't understand the lyrics. it's a great album
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>>29451388
>>29451493
cud u meby kill urslf pls kthx
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw3R_4PvGvQ

Anything by Air.
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they're so cuuuute

http://youtu.be/V9Po8lSIKww
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>>29451388
Yelle <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c53iVBzdBiY
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>>29451657
I don't want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp1PRi8QaB8
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>>29451725
Rita? Is that you?
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>>29451621
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pe4S2_WhvA
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http://youtu.be/zkfkkiLm91I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-s6951-hT0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLZ970tL2YY
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>>29451388
God french girls seem amazing
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.... nobody posted this yet, not even ironically. it bothers me
let's get it out of the way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPQyTnfP-JA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaWsgBbFsA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYjVCPU6is4
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>>29452165
Un monument.
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>>29451388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRA_hgCrTlY
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>>29451388
10/10 meaning
http://youtu.be/52Gg9CqhbP8
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>>29452229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOyU_OzRXnM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85c-P9hbmBg
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Does anyone else like Merzhin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRczf7YBk1c&list=RDxRczf7YBk1c#t=64
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>>29451388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fn1jEjX5PA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkqqYmpHn8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOGuJRUsQls
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>>29451388
why is there a nigger ?
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>>29452371
know 123mrk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6V9bBx21M8
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>>29452448
truly amazing :')
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWh9JMrRRAc

a bit of french house/touch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3AGKe8usUU

All those feels...
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>>29452448
How popular is captain chunk in france anyway?
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I always loved the old chansons
too bad I have nothing saved
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0NSeysrDYw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDmZnG8KsM

I really like 80s French music.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJbbG-zgyBQ
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http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Uotghs1nZbo&list=PL73A9DF5AA03B6D93
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecEMHEM8hSI
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>>29451899
lel, classic. She didn't even understand what she was singing. Cute girl though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWRCJhsz5t4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faiFi2HhE4U
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzxVJbIGhMc
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>>29453029
me too :3 pls post more
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>>29451388
i wanna fuc alizee while she yells oui oui oui
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>"musique" française

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5PhXj3r7wo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpWx1UeL_uk
il est tard
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvmMmwdqkzM
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>>29453591

so french...

http://youtu.be/MMauMq2HQSU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsaJybNstBw

:D
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>>29453360
OK, couple of favourites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGIxihIHPEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oOSEDzT6tI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZZeDv7ujYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI24uXCDGHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHEwFoo_KA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01jK2yQg-0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VIZZ_OWQa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdwvVMltlTw
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>>29453731
in continuation of this, to the frenchbros here any idea why so many based electro artists come from france? from daft punk to pheonix and air it seems like france was touched by the electronic god or something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyzi28ckyU8
Danser Le Jerk.
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>>29453912
And a couple of male singers, despite their weird obsession with black women:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLh3z7n4cEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjhD6SXgHFQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX2v9VyKNgU
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>>29454104
fuck if i know, but all of western europe is full of awesome edm groups
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MYF6ik9l8
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzLJqZY3lo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de5hrOzUVBI
<3
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>>29453849
good, French is black metal master race now, Norway and Sweden sucks
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I dont think this has been posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5aeeSmkPwQ
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>>29454576
finnish vocalist too
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>>29454586

>>29453220
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>>29451621
You may like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0gH7wPQuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHKA9dgPFPE
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>>29451388
Oh and a fat chick and a nig, great, totally worth watching
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>>29455140
watching them all, loving them all
give me time lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrgcRvBJYBE

<3
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I still love them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHhpS7paTHs
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>>29454586
>tfw when this remind me of showa era idols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jk7o_A_D3c

Nothing to do with the thread but hey.
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>>29453618
I could watch it wall day.

Also, french music :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAzgp7CCxMc
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>>29454104
I guess so.
here's some less known french electro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNfGDJuHXeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83zdpv_ovow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRD4bWnFVOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEOoR1SgrAo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRljVackZ08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-as7PV-fjM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3hJYDGSXt4

and a song from the 80's that has not been posted yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDOxbkj6KXg
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Going full 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYmWLakvgIY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMjiEkT-yA

Confirmed for weeb-nation
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Voici Indochine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il1S4WP6DlY

J'aime la France.
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>>29457654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQw5Corgwdw

I like ladyboy by Indochine.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6PSgaCx7RU
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>>29457775
C'est trop moderne pour moi. Leurs vieilles chansons sont meilleures.
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Duo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hulx_6HIdB4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Fw_dZZ08k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJuzrxclloo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2BEVP04WOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyIM9EvELLs
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Too bad you need to be quite fluent to understand this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdaAHMztNVE
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>>29457963
Ah, chacun ses goûts après tout. Moi j'ai que 18 ans donc j’accroche plus facilement à leurs dernières chansons.
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>>29458027
TU PREFERES TE CACHER
FAIRE LE STEAK HACHE
SOUS VIDE
T'AS DU MAL A RESPIRER
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Renaud: Hexagone
toujours d'actualité

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RQHsn2ilfA
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>>29458027
This is pretty good. The video is excellent too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxVLATgr9Ig
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>>29457963
i like both old and new :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzILLKU9o88
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>>29457559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DT-4-jJTZc
confirming even more.
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>>29458289
Maybe you will enjoy this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wBeLF-WIg0

Stupeflip is a crazy band tho
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>>29453591

Me too.
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>>29453591
>>29458542
fuck yes

God I want to be that camera man
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http://youtu.be/nUB4Wvo2suw
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>>29458571
also I want to cum on that giant forehead
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>>29458372
Pretty good. Je n'aime pas ordinairement 'rap', mais c'est ok.

La vidéo me rappelle ceci, par Aphex Twin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRvfxWRi6qQ
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>>29458725
That shit is scary wtf
It's insane like Jambi by Tool :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xgid5tsQEk
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>>29451388
http://youtu.be/kKAI6gp7jIc
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>>29458725
I also like english music, I think that you are the best for rock :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cD4oLk_D0
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>>29458898
What are they doing with their heads?
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>>29459103
if we're gonna start posting british rock this thread will reach 400 posts in minutes. they're great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io2Cl1u5gmU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWJxfqZ4D3E
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>>29459235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWy1WzGI0wo
Quebec nevar 4get
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>>29459117
They're comedians.
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>>29459235
seriously though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYNM3FC7Qlo
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>>29459117
Our people's native dance.
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>>29459117
Those guys are "Les Inconnus" (The Unknowns ? ), a very popular humorist trio, doing a parody of some 80's/90's bands.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EepuwKxdM9o
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Les inconnus ? Les inconnus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe9sIwn12OQ
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>>29451388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGbEBNyhcmo
It just started playing as soon as I saw this post.
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>>29459292
Putain baise Québec seriously.
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>>29451493
lel. fruit de passion est la meilleure chanson de lui.

>>29451621
>special goth
fucking love their old stuff.

>>29453029
>>29453912
j'ai jouie merci bcp mec. tas un vraiment bon goût en musique française. Les années 80 ne va jamais retourner...ça pique.
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anyone else hear this? French AOTY imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_uEt2aoFaI
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>>29451388
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FXGpr_a1Q
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I didn't check everything, but I didn't notice Matmatah being posted

Where my breizh rock brothers at ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk3xOoDkwtk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE0KBjMsQTc
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>>29460466
Here m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-63EmrzzM4
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>>29459292
This is weirdly remeniscent of IRA songs. Are Quebecians this buttmad?
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Makes a lot of sense why she was cast in Nymphomaniac I suppose? Serge was such a weirdo in the best ways.
http://youtu.be/OMR_nKvMc-Y

You guys will probably hate this, but I will defend it.
http://youtu.be/O6AA3lNpawE

super catchy, wish I could find more like it.
http://youtu.be/8CjK1pbXL30

For those who love Koreans
http://youtu.be/9lPqJGLRpdA
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>>29460406

dayum thx
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>>29461466
It's all in the lyrics.
It explains everything, very interesting actually.

Corrigan Fest, Je suis fils de...
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>>29451388
not in french but still french
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzpCcNdhy5w
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>>29462005
right in the nostalgia
what about this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlPs3jyuNt0
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>>29451388
Fugg you really have niggs acting like french on your TV?
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>>29452746
didn't know it was french
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4SqGETYYMw
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>>29462170
The video is from Quebec you retard and ''acting like french'' wtf
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>>29462005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcb1ZN7Jo_4

GOAT french house song
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>>29453216
fucking Serge <.3
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>>29453731
every boy of our generation wanted to fuck her
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>>29462540
Alize i meant
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>>29462104
oh great i remember this one !
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U-JD-hTvhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FevYDoM59fE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWJFfnHNOWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEgRzLXqWUI

My favorites. I can reply them for hours.
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>>29461515
Lemon Incest?!!?!?!?!?
wtf the french are the hugest weeaboos. pic related and article in wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cream_Lemon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufmrxm-IuMU

if any french guys here actually listened to them, you're my best friend
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>>29461515
>Serge was such a weirdo in the best ways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqLzM0Dd_xI

he arrives on stage already drunk, and smoke something like 2 pack of cig while singing
100% ALPHA
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Does anybody zaz?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IjWHBGzsu4
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>>29453849
>>29451422
>>29452411
step up niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50v7EuIWck
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>>29463219
He also had those super weird frog-like french features. 10/10 would bang.
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>>29463676
His parents were russian jew imigrants tho
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKN7_vx2xo
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>>29463186
Like a French La Dispute? Hmm....pas mal.
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>>29463827
That's russian not french
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>>29463791
True, he still looks like a frog therefore looks like a french caricature to me.
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>>29463893
They'll understand the language soon. :^)
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>>29463481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eeh25Il7f4
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>>29451388
She is from Corse you sick fuck. Corse is rightfully independent and therefore not French.

Fuck you, I hope those separatists over there kidnap you..
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>>29463001
They just love all graphic novels really. You don't see as many openly weeb weebs in France as you do here. There was a kid who walked around with a huge stuffed tiger tail in his beltloops everyday at my uni.
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>>29452652
FUCK! This some good shit.
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>>29464055
*They not "you"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjTQqTGa3dQ
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>>29464244
*UGH NEVERMIND IM AUTISTIC and apparently can't english today.
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>>29464273
already posted
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>>29464039
By that logic, Aztlan is Mexican. I hope you guys enjoy handing over California and Nevada then, among others.
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>>29464381
Implying I am not a Corsica bred black haired muscled man who fucks bitches every day
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>>29463001
Pretty sure the Gainsbourg song is older, and it's a word play on zeste de citron.
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>>29464609
you have to admit its a pretty forced jeu de mot though.
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>>29463676
Every time an Anglo says someone looks typical French, it's a Jew.

No wonder you cast Sasha Baron Cohen to play every French character.
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Bumping with this, what do you think about it ?
>Inb4 : france is black and gay propaganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBhHm3fNVE
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>>29464712
I mean....would you rather me say that any Maghrebi dude I see looks French?

The typical French look includes a big nose, sorry.
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>>29464699
Well in the song it's "inceste de citron" which sounds almost like "un zeste de citron", it's like a reverse euphemism, and the whole forbidden fruit theme is expanded a bit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkm8tFMsek8

Do you like ultra puke ? :^)
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>>29451388
10/10 would wreck fattie's throat
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>>29464913
Oh wow.
Ok, I thought they were only saying "un zeste de citron" which is why I didn't really get it. I also never caught onto the forbidden fruit thing. It makes so much more sense now. Mercy buckets pote.
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>>29464872
>say that any Maghrebi dude I see looks French
Well yeah that's the next step, especially since they look like Jews and vice versa.

French noses are big but not Jewish at all.
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>>29464913

Il est où l'euphémisme ?
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>>29465109
>implying Berbers look Jewish
No.
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>>29465107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMmHRqQliQo
Fais tu caca dans les raviolis ?
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>>29465329
I fucking love him.
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>>29465528
He's a god. Do you unerstand what he says ? It's hilarious.
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et voilà, quelques chansons que j'aime:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X96wSBrARVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3AaoqgmoA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPCXFC1pmnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9osj7QDoGW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaAvA4r0Lgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGY-VCkO8e4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5z3PIwkoNM
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>>29451388
I-I lthink that niggress is qt
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>>29465797
Nice choices m8. I listen to polish music too, for example this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq2paBCLSSc
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I haven't really heard a lot of French music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2tYJoocSgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgcY6qlzdf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWU8vI96-AI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLSUQYzqXZ0
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>>29465992
>Alizée
>Daft punk
Try some gainsbourb my friend :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY9PY4r83p8
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>>29465696
For the most part, yes. I'm keking hard. Granted, I understand more and more each time I watch it but from what I understand he is "saying"

It's true that I want to take a shit on the ads.
I am going to shit in the ravioli, is that alright with you?!
WATCH OUT because I wanna shit on your blog.
What I've wanted since 1984 is that ______.
I want to fuck my ___ .
I want to shit, is that alright with you?! (I love the way he says "ça vous va" by the way)
What I have been doing since the begining is shit on the children, CA VOUS VA?! And everyday, every weekend, I am going to take a shit on all the potato production companies.
He just keeps bitching about food quality also comme d'hab. Also, what's a gamain de 15 ans?
Did I do that right?
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>>29465240
"Un zeste" pour "inceste", sauf que c'est le contraire puisqu'il dit ouvertement "inceste". D'où un euphémisme renversé.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMYMC6atRoE
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>>29465696
>that sense of humour

You wouldn't happen to be German by any chance.
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ZAZ

http://youtu.be/MOk5yYLAQvU

http://youtu.be/AQ9zeDd0mpg
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>>29466442
I mean its just another stupid mashup vid but Jean Pierre is what makes it funny.
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>>29465992
if you wanna be a faggot like every other american francophile listen to Stromae.
>omg his name is in verlan wow so cool
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q9UgcCWcfA
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>>29466262
>I shit on raviolis it's alright ?!
>Pay attention because I shit in your blog
>What I want since 1984 that I'm doing it, I want to take down my pant in front of the childrens ça vous va ?!
> I want to shit, ça vous va ?!
> The problem of time is a shit in morandinis (the presentator), it's true.
>What I've done since the start, I shit in kids, ça vous va ?!
> And everyday, at least every week ends, I shit in all potatoes productors ça vous va ?!
>I'll give you an example, it's that a 15 YO boy is not a ravioli, it's true. So a 2 YO cow it makes me shit. It's that who's terrible !
>When I was shitting for wheight watchers, for a french brand with whom I'll work again soon at leader price, I shat ravioli every night ! ça vous va ?!
>And there's not any productor who call me to say "it's wonderful, you shit to make purée, cook in the hoven", no one answer me !
>When you are fucking them, they start to scream.
>Co-co-co cow ;
>Shi-shi-shit


Here I traduced it all.

>>29466442
C'est une YTP, c'est complètement con mais c'est drôle.
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>>29465329
>>29466262
More like

I poop on ads, it's true.
I poop in raviolis, is that alright with you?
Watch out because I'm pooping in your blog.
What I want ever since 1984 that I do that
I want to drop my pants in front of children, is that alright with you?
I wanna poop is that alright with you?
The problem of time is a poop in Morandini (?), it's true.
What i've done ever since, is pooping in children, ça vous va ?
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>>29466708
>>29466934
>i want to drop my pants in front of children
>its wonderful you shit to make purée

mercy buckets friends. I didn't do half bad though, right?

>csq I need more francophones to share stupid videos like this with. Or just practice.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOyU_OzRXnM
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>>29467230
You did pretty well, it's uncommon to see people speaking french enough to understand that kind of crazy shit haha.

Maybe you'll like it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe9sIwn12OQ

Or if you prefer YTP tell me, I can find some.
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>>29451388
mix between French pop and Quebec folk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il1S4WP6DlY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbkS3ArOO_I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCJV3gv1ml0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL1ICG2_UBk
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>>29467325
YTP is good, please post some.
I just discovered jefaischierlesgens but I haven't watched many videos.
I don't watch enough French comedy really, I just listen to a lot of music and watch shit like Engrenages over and over with and without subs.
French humor can be weird. Real weird. Like les inconnus go over my head most of the time.

There was this weird Swiss crossdresser comedian dude I liked though. He reminded me of Eddie Izzard.
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>>29467498
This one is long but it fucking cracks me everytime I see it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbU5QfcLCsQ
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>>29467498
This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvXSPm68jhE
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>>29467604
oh wow too much weird gamer fag humor, but its okay. I like the squellette and when the kid goes "on-on-on est pas des p-p-rofessionels!" like he has to really defend himself.
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>>29467696
OUAISSSS!
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>>29467892
You can look at their videos, they are funny. They went viral after some of their videos, and decided to stop because everybody was making fun of them. But you can still find their videos on youtube, they are called "toussurlesjeux", and they are from Belgium, that's why they have a little accent.
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>>29467976
will do, thanks mec.
also, are we the only ones in this thread now or something?
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>>29468122
Probably, most of the people just came here, post a song and went back to browse other threads haha
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>>29467498
I think French humour is especially social, so you have to really know the culture and how people in France are in order to understand. Like les Inconnus mostly parody various things, like TV shows, personalities, or little things in typical behaviour among French people. Obviously that's all rather inaccessible to foreigners. Same reason Seinfeld never made it abroad, though that's still relatively universal compared to most French stuff.
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>>29468307
T'as tout à fait raison. Je comprends les blagues socio-politique parfois (comme dans le vidéo de Marie Thérèse Porchet) mais pas souvent. Par contre, j'suis jalouse de mes potes francophones qui comprends des émissions comme "The Office" sans sous titres. Bâtards.
>>29468209
dommage.
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>>29468553
English a universal language, it's easier to learn because you see it everywhere. Even if you don't try to learn it you still have basis. The english culture is also known world wide. It's the opposite with french language and culture, you have to learn it, pay attention to what happens etc
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>>29468649
Yes yes, hence the woes of being an anglophone with the desire to be bi or tri lingual. I am both priviledged and disadvantaged by having my mother tongue be the modern day lingua franca.
>csq never will be a polyglot.
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>>29468708
Don't you learn other languages at school? Here we study french (obviously), english (you don't have the choice, you have to learn it), and you have to choose between german and spanish. So I speak french, english and spanish (I'm not trilingual, but I can handle a conversation in all the 3 languages).
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>>29468553
Qui comprennent*
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>>29468842
u wot

Most people pick English as first or second language, but it's optional, and there are other languages too. For example I picked German as first language and English as second (and then Spanish as option).
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>>29468842
Top. Kek. No.

It really depends on how much funding/how much your school district prioritizes foreign languages.
In my state, you techincally have to take 2 years of a foreign language in high school in order to graduate, but this teaches your colors, numbers, and MAYBE all verb tenses. It's bullshit.
I've been studying French for 6 years and before I started French I would buy language learning books growing up. So I know a little German and a little Turkish (pls no bully).
I'm a uni student now and I am about to take my first semester of Arabic since I want to work in a field related to the Maghreb.

Also, most schools (high schools that is) only offer Spanish and French. MAYBE a third language like German. I went to a high school that offered 6 foreign languages including Latin and that was just because it was in a super ritzy suburb of Pittsburgh.
Foreign languages are not important to Americans. It sucks.
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>>29468944
Pour le bac ? Dans mon lycée on avait d'office anglais en LV1, espagnol ou allemand en LV2.
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>>29468944
fucking do that every time. I suck at conjugating or forget that I am in the ils form. Thank you.
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>>29469006
It's sad, even here we learn at least how to be able to talk enough to be understandable in foreign language, and we believe that what we learn is not enough haha. And we study english for 8 years, the third language for 5 years only.

Btw, the most usefull languages are (in order) English, french, and spanish. Basically, if you speak at least two of these ones you can travel anywhere, and be understand everywhere.

And I think I will try to learn another language when I'll have enough time, I thought about italian, but I'm not sure.
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>>29451388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMA0XwVQ4bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00vDy2lAwC8
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>>29469218
>Btw, the most usefull languages are (in order) English, french, and spanish.
Oh boy, good thing this thread is abandoned.
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>>29469218
Yeah, I was actually tutoring 4 French children when I was studying out there and it amazed me that the 8 year old was already learning how to use the predicate. But he was a little shit and would respond to me auf deutsch because he deep down saw the neo colonial anglo world take over and was being spiteful. Okay maybe not really. But he hated learning English, and I kind of admired him for that.

The 4 year old was good though. Re-learned the word for "seal" during our animal lesson. That was a hoot.

Why Italian? I think German is more useful than Spanish really. At least from an industrial standpoint.
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>>29469330
http://list25.com/the-25-most-influential-languages-in-the-world/2/

That's why I said it.
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>>29469321
ew gtfo with that poison
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>>29469396
I just want to learn italian because it sounds cool... haha
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Is there a way to save this page? I want to come back later and check out the songs.
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>>29469473
there is that archive shit but I never know how to use it properly
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>>29469473
you could print it as a .pdf
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>>29469473
What I've done in one of these thread is just to copy/past all the link of the songs in a text document, but it's gonna be long
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>>29469464
http://youtu.be/y5wjR5emX4s?t=2m14s
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>>29469588
fuk that, I would rather listen a youtube lecture on how to save a web page as a pdf, tnx dogh
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Bump americunt always wanted a french wife and still do when I'm older I'm 18 now what do I do?
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>>29469601
wtf
>>29469628
Yeah I understand
>>29469640
Go in France, find a wipe, marry her, became french, prepare yourself for surrender white flag and all that stuff
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>>29469640
Learn French and talk to women here.
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>>29469680
You said you wanted to learn Italian. First thing that came to mind.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe8mocHKHnM
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>>29469680
*find a wife
>>29469719
I thought about this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIxTVNnamj0
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>>29469680
What's a whipe? Also I'm in the process of learning french and I might spend a semester abroad there I'd like to give my family a stable upper middle class life style I'm thinking about being a history professor or dentist. Also if I'm not fat and I can speak french will the women there dislike me because I'm american?
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>>29469680
>>29469505
Thanks, I used chromes in built print pdf option. It worked well, next time dont' spend an hour to copy links xD
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>>29469747
ugh of course an AMERICAN film.
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>>29469502
Just stay on the thread without refreshing and it should default to the archive at some point

I think
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>>29469802
I meant a wife
>>29469839
Yeah and it's a really cool movie
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>>29469802
The French are cold.
The women are colder.
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>>29451388
http://vimeo.com/31896039
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>>29469848
Really?
>>29469857
Yes I know I just was JUST talking about how our media is everywhere earlier in the thread thats all.
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>>29469902
I've had it happen sometimes

Other times the thread just went 404

I don't actually know, maybe it's just specific boards
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>>29469868
French are not cold. People think this beacause when they come to France, they mainly go to Paris, where people are cold. That's not because they are bad, it's just that all year, they see tourists everywhere, and so they are a little bit tired of this. If you go in other places in France you'll see that people are gentle and happy to see strangers.
>>29469902
Well, at the begining of the thread there was mainly french music, but it changed a lot with time haha
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>>29469953
Nah, French people are pretty cold, especially women, at least in Paris, and not just to tourists.
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>>29469953
I wasn't even talking about Parisians. It is very hard to make French friends. Your guys' philosphy on friendship is different than ours. We want to be friends with everyone and want everyone to like us. You guys tend to keep friendships more sacred, they take time to develop, there are boundaries. It's not a bad thing per se. Just makes it difficult when you are an ex pat trying SO HARD to use your French to meet people in bars and whatnot.
Let me correct my previous statement. French are not cold. Young French are cold or hard to approach.
I met some of the nicest, warmest, most generous French people when I lived there. But they were all over the age of 40. Hell, I had one couple CARRY MY LUGGAGE through Charles de Gaulle for me because I helped them out at our connection back in the states. I like you Frenchies. Just not your xenophobic citoyens or your snotty teenagers.
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>>29470103
Yes in Paris they are all cold. But for example, I live in Brittany, and people here are very kind
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>>29470179
This is true
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>>29451388
they shouldn't show morbidly obese people like that on children's tv, kids could think it's normal
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>>29470179
Bump so is it possible for me to marry a french chick I herd paris has gone down hill so I don't want to live there.
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>>29470173
Oh I get what you mean. Our idea of friendship is different. Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the US you like to have thousands of people that you know and you have fun with them. Here, we prefer to have a strong friendship with one people, than hundreds of persons with whom you have a little friendship.

And it's true that french people are hard to approach, most of us are douchebad who really overrate themselves, I have some at my school, they are not bad, but they really believe they are people that they are not (I don't know if it's really clear, I'm sorry but it's late and I have trouble to write haha)
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>>29470322
If some Rashids and Mehmets can do it, I don't see why you couldn't.
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>>29470322
if you speak french as well as you speak english, then no. you will never get a qt fille française
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>>29470322
Well sure, anything is possible. Probably won't be particularly easy though, if I had to guess.
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>>29470337
Exactly. I personally am not that way. I prefer to have my close friends and then my aquainteces that I network with or might bump into but I don't have the typical American urge to be friends with every person I encounter. Women do this especially. I do not.
Your writing is just fine, I wasn't doubting it until I read "I dont know if its really clear"

Where in France do you live may I ask?
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>>29470322
Of course you can, my cousin even has a friend whose mother married an englishman
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>>29470449
I think that's why americans find french people cold, going to talk with a strangers in the street in america seems normal, but if you do it in France, you just look like a weirdo haha
I live in Brittany, in the west of France.
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>>29470537
Est-ce que tu as des membres de la famille qui parle Breton?
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>>29470624
Non, j'habite en "Haute Bretagne", et ici les gens parlaient Gallo (c'est un mélange entre le breton et le français). Mais à ce que je sache, personne dans ma famille ne parle breton, peut-être que mes arrières grands parents le parlaient, je ne sais pas. Il faudra que je me renseigne.
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>>29470449
Americans are usually friendly, but very superficially. It's even a joke among the people I know how they always invite everyone to their homes. They keep saying "you so have to visit us if you ever come to the states! you can stay at our house there or there etc", except they don't mean a word for it. It's a little disconcerting.

(different French here btw)
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Little French Song a best.
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>>29470624
Mon grand père parle un peu breton, pareil pour ma grand mère

Je suis presque sûr que mon autre grand père parlait breton

Sinon on connaît quelques mots de breton

Basse Bretagne / Vannetais ici
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>>29470815
Je suis pas loin de Saint-Brieuc moi. Ma grand mère paternelle venait de Brest, et je pense qu'elle parlait un peu breton.


Americans, do you find the movie of the song outrageous ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBhHm3fNVE

I see the comments related to the video, and some french people are a little mad about it, what about you ? Because I sometimes have the feeling that americans are a little puritans (and I'm maybe wrong), so i'd like to know :^)
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Putain mais c'est quoi tous ces Bretons sur les planches à images, c'est parce que le temps est si pourri là-bas?
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>>29470908
Non, même quand il pleut on sort, c'est pas la pluie qui nous arrête.
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>>29470908
Race maîtresse ma gueule

>>29470897
Je suis de Lorient et j'ai toute ma famille entre Quimper et Brest
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>>29470969
Moi une grande partie de ma famille est à Paris, ça craint.
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>>29471002
Ouch, dur

Au moins tu voyages, je quitte quasiment jamais la Bretagne

A part cette année, je vais étudier à Bordeaux
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>>29471002
Bein ouais, elle doit être dans le quartier breton, c'est entre les noirs et les arabes.
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>>29471072
En général c'est plutôt eux qui viennent ici, on a une grande maison familiale donc c'est plus pratique.
>>29471078
C'est quoi ton problème avec les bretons ?
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>>29470695
Gallo ça viend du mot "Gallois" ou pas?
>>29470704
This is semi true. We do make a lot of false promises like "Yeah we should hang out sometime" when you dont mean it at all, you are only saying it to be polite or so that the person likes you. Again, we don't like to be disliked, even by people we personally don't like very much.
Hi different French, ça va?
>>29470815
Trop cool. C'est quoi exactement Vannetais?
J'ai jamais entendu de ça
>>29470908
>>29470969
>>29471078
What have I started?
>>29470897
You mean do I find the images of the music video outrageous?
No not at all.
The lyrics are kind of dumb. I'm not a puritan in any sense of the word. Why are the Frenchies getting their knickers in a twist about it?
I don't find this to be controversial or thought provoking at all, Not even as an ally of the LGBTQ community, sorry.I did laugh at Marianne though.
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>>29471476
*viens
>>29470897
also, this is the second time you've posted this in this thread, n'est-ce pas?
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>>29451388
250 motherfucking posts
What's going on in this thread ??
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>>29471476
Voila une carte de la Bretagne

Tu peur voir la Haute bretagne à droite, la basse bretagne à gauche, et le vannetais en bas au centre

Le vannetais c'est basiquement la région située autour de la ville de vannes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oamRCeLNAWA

This french song is quite famous in Japan
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>>29471622
doesnt surprise me. at all. kind of endearing actually.
>>29471611
Ah ok cool, merci. C'est quoi des stereotypes de cette region entre les bretons?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s9MaBWfdnY
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>>29471696
Hmm on en a pas vraiment

Les stéréotypes en France se résument un peu à
>les gens du nord sont des attardés consanguins et des pauvres
>les gens du sud sont des feignasses et prennent des apéros en permanence
>les parisiens sont des connards et conduisent mal
>les alsaciens mangent de la choucroute
>les normands aimeraient être bretons et sont aussi des consanguins
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>>29471969
>consanguins
Inbred?
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>>29472275
Yes

Watch "Bienvenue chez les chtis"
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>>29471476
Bof ça va moyennement, mais bon rien de grave.

And the whole wanting to be liked thing kind of fails when they make false promises and keep insisting. I mean I'm used to it kind of, but then there was this one American I'd hang out with over a year and we made pretty serious plans for a road trip in the US. Then as soon as he was gone from Paris, he'd no longer answer my emails. I'd say that goes a little beyond being overly friendly (though probably an extreme case).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyARHscb8mU
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>>29472297
ouais je le connais mais je l'ai jamais vu. Je sais pas pourquoi. J'suis parasseuse.
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>>29471969
C'est surtout les Bretons les consanguins, d'où tous les problèmes d'arthrose etc.
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>>29472436
moi aussi

je suis tellement paresseux que j'ai la flemme d'aller me coucher à 5h du mat'
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>>29472344
He was either a total asshole who never meant what he said OR he was making a promise he later realized he couldn't keep and didn't want to have to confront you about it, so he shunned you.
dsl that happened to you though. you can come take a road trip in the US with me if you want. (See, false promise in order to be liked)
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>>29470897
>gay protestors getting gratuitously tear gassed

That's pretty ironic...
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>>29469006
naber reis, türkçe skillerini göstersene
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>>29472511
ne me tue pas mais.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyjQFMksvaM
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>>29472548
oh god, i'm rusty. uhmmmm merhaba nasilsin evet hayir çok seksi siktir git sikimi yala is all I remember haha
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>>29472514
[spoiler(yes I know they don't work, whatever)]It's fine, I had a strange feeling about it so made alternate plans. Still weird though.
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>>29472629
bon , je suis impressionné.
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>>29472724
Bien joué, never trust an american to actually stick to their plans.

Are you another Bretonfag?
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>>29472786
tesekkuleur :3 (trop paresseuse de taper l'accent sur "s")
T'es turc toi?
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>>29472570
Nice
>those youtube comments
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>>29451388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5c_Q912pA
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>>29471476
>>29469006
>ally of the LGBTQ community
>speaks Turkish and learning Arabic
>wants to work with something Maghreb related

That's a lot of red flags.
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>>29472913
hahahahha
>nique ta reum

iench est verlan pour qqch ouais?
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>>29472826
Oh no thank God, Paris here (hence my abundant contacts with Americans).
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>>29472992
chien
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>>29472873
Oui

You can write "sh" for ? by the way, but just s is fine as well most of the time.
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>>29451388
I FUCKING LOVE HIPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCz8R25hlFI
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>>29472992
Chien.
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>>29472964
Yeah and I'm a femanon so sorry Pierre.
I don't speak Turkish, I just can say some basic insults and greetings.
Also, QUELQ'UN M'EXPLIQUE LE BLAGUE AVEC ERIC DEMMOUR!? stp?
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>>29473032
muh dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBUEyHiWMUw
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>>29473099
>Yeah and I'm a femanon
Well yeah that part was obvious.

Une blague avec Eric Zemmour? Quelle blague?
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>>29473249
je crois qu'elle essaie de comprendre pourquoi tu as posté une photo de cet homme si sexy pour accompagner ton premier poste
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>>29473023
>>29473078
danke

>>29473026
Ah bon?
The fact that he is so popular blows my mind.
http://youtu.be/KOFEw2uwYYw
>>29473020
Ahhh ok ok fair enough. I actually really liked Paris. Non touristy side of Paris is rad, wish I could have stayed longer.
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>>29473302
Je tente simplement de m'approprier un peu de son sex appeal afin de séduire la demoiselle.
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>>29473249
>Well yeah that part was obvious
Whoops. Please dont h8.
I thought it was some new meme you guys are forcing. Someone told me instead of saying "merdeposter" you can say "zemmourposter" or some bullshit like that.
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>>29473362
duuude, this was like 10 years ago :D:D:D
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>>29473378
C'est parfaitement compréhensible anon, je te souhaite bonne chance dans ton entreprise
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>>29473362
by the way, anything else than ? is not fine if you are not on the internet.
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>>29473441
he is fucking ridiculous and I love it. Is it true that bombabomba.com became an actual dating site?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVsczp9zvbs
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>>29473432
[spoiler (god dammit I wish they worked here I don't even know how to talk without them anymore)] Feminising your adjectives helps figuring that stuff out, yet more proof French is superior.

And yeah someone called me that the other day, but I didn't really get it.
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Je ne t'aime plus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn6IBCYVQAY
fucking love french.
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>>29473679
Not really french but we'll accept it

What do people think of this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fJYSQDiFY4
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>>29473631
yeah yeah I figured, I just didn't know if anyone was paying attention to it. Or if they thought I was just a typical retard american that didn't know what I was doing. Oh well.
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