Alpha version (because we don't do beta shit)
Invited: Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Mauritania, Diaspora, everyone else
Not invited: /me/
>Inb4 this thread goes 404 in 10 minutes
Alg bf's in one picture
Ce fil devrait être en français. Il n'y a que les Libyens qui ne parlent pas français, mais ils ne sont que quelques millions et sont constamment aux prises avec des problèmes militaires/politiques, alors on s'en fout d'eux.
That's why we can't have nice things, Moroccobro
It seems we are not the only ones with identity conflicts
All of our regimes are illegetimate. Except for the Tunisian.
Interesting country. Too bad it's directed by crazies.
>dat anti-arab racism
Don't you even tire of it ?
As If Algeria was the primary cause. I don't knowwhy what your media are telling you but It's Moroccao-Polisario diplomatic problem.
A referendum had to be made in the 1990's deciding on what would the West Sahara become (Moroccan or Independant).
None of the protagonists wanted to lose the referendum and they fought over the populatoins who had the right to participate in the referendum. So the referendum wasn' held.
SInce this diplomatic failure it has been a status quo between the two that is leading nowhere and more and more ridiculous.
TBH I don't know a lot of his work. Although I'm quite acquainted with his ideas that are very popular in Neuroscience/psychology for for a decade now. (muh limited rationality)
Regardless of his work he is rather rude on Twitter. Whether he is right or wrong, obviously his views on tha issue doesn't influence my judgment on his works.
What do you guys think of Aldo Sterone ? He's from Algeria, but keep saying the country turned to shit thanks to retarded sunnis. He also calls Algerians on their bullshit about "muh colonization". I like him.
That's the Saudis and The Qatari rueling families not "arabs".
Anyway uour new government made a visit to the Saudis shortly after comingto power. Polarization is rarely good for politics.
I don't know him but he is obviously saying shit.
I understand you italianbros
But, admit it : what France has done to Lybia is the root of all immigration waves during these lats 3 years. There is no State in Lybia, no coast gard no nothing.
Blame France. All i can say is I wish all immigrant quit Italy and move to France. France deserve all the immigration as it is the responsible of all the shit happening in Africa.
Italy doesn't deserve all this immigrants, it's one among the most helmping countries.
plus, there was a map showing European countries by VISA Application/Acceptance rates. Italy showed the highest per%, while Estonia had the lowest, you literally accept well over 80% of VISA applications to enter your soil, guess how many of those are third world scum who want to leech off your welfare.
Ça me rappelle, est-ce qu'il existe des statistiques sur la connaissance du français en Algérie, genre de l'indépendence jusqu'a maintenant ?
J'avoue me demander si la langue est moins ou plus connue de nos jours - d'un coté, muh independence, oppresseurs coloniaux et tout ça, mais de l'autre, avec tous les algériens qu'on de la famille en France, l'avènement de Internet et des sms - ou j'ai l'impression que les Algériens communiquent plus en français qu'en Arabe - on pourrait se poser la question.
N-no. Please stay here Iraqi anon. Plus you're of the funniest guy on here.
Hahaha ! Wtf Am I watching ?!
Mah Love ! It's been quite some time. How ya doing ? ANy summer feels ? WC hype ?
>Ha! I commented in that thread
I'm trying to find you. See If I know your ideas enough.
Mediterranean card ? Revoked.
It rarely ever goes hotter than 31-32 °C.
But it's not about heat it's about being comfy.
>tfw it'll be months before we get one of those ridiculously rainy feel-inducing north African winters.
I can't handle this
>Not wanting to feel in the rain
>Not wanting to wake up to the sound of rain drops hitting the window
>Not wanting to sit comfyly while thunderstorms rage outside
>Not wanting to see the streets drowned because of the retarded ass infrastructure
Fuck you and your Mediterranean summers.
It could be worse, brother.
We get 38 to 42 degrees here.
The Autumn Wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea,
With a rollocking song, he sweeps along,
I'm doing well, how are you?
Summer is good, I've been working and saving money. I moved into a new house (one of my roomies is a super flamboyant gay guy) the world cup was intense, I had a fiver riding on brazil (lol)
And I'm "Hijazi"..that account has caused so much Saudi butthurt they follow me around and downvote all of my comments heh heh
What's been going on with you qt? How's your summer
>>Not wanting to sit comfyly while thunderstorms rage outside
Here Moroccobro, try this link in the pic
I use sometimes it to help me sleep , feels comfy as fuck.
i reaches 50 regularly here but on paper it's always 49 because we have a law that the government shuts down for a day
>we just don't want Israeli shitposters or hardcore Arab nationalists
filthy Harki Kabyle detected
Go back fuck your goats in your mountain faggot. Arabs brought you civillisation and freed you from French settlers who enslaved you.
Long live FLN
>The Autumn Wind is a pirate
>You will never be a barbary pirate raiding European villages, burning spanish ships and enslaving whtie wimmin
i for one, welcome our new Berber overlords
what's so hard to understand?
no schools, no jobs, payed holiday for every government employee
>Not wanting to see the streets drowned because of the retarded ass infrastructure
Topkek. Those memories.
>Fuck you and your Mediterranean summers.
>Not liking the relaxed atmosphere
>Not resisting the infernal temperature by hopping from shadow to shadow like a bee
>Not taking the road and enjoying the breeze from the window car while enjoying lightely clothed qties with red burned faces And then staring the line where the sea meets the sky in the coastal road
>Not having a summer love and freeze in time
>Not going to the beach very early in the morning when the sea is still as a solid and as transparent as nothingness
>Not enjoying that sunset where everything feels good
>Not drowning in Fresh summer food and fruit salads and cocktails
>Not having that almost mystical experience of exhaustion yet feel good and the sense of everything is going to be ok lullabied by the sunset sea waves
>enjoy your Ramadan hehehehehehe
A brave warrior of Allah can enjoy fasting even in 60 degrees.
>you will never be a French colonialist living in a giant mansion somewhere in Maghreb, with several local maids and servants
So instead of taking a day off they just pretend like it never got to 50?
>>Not liking the relaxed atmosphere
>>Not resisting the infernal temperature by hopping from shadow to shadow like a bee
>>Not taking the road and enjoying the breeze from the window car while enjoying lightely clothed qties with red burned faces And then staring the line where the sea meets the sky in the coastal road
>>Not having a summer love and freeze in time
>>Not going to the beach very early in the morning when the sea is still as a solid and as transparent as nothingness
>>Not enjoying that sunset where everything feels good
>>Not drowning in Fresh summer food and fruit salads and cocktails
>>Not having that almost mystical experience of exhaustion yet feel good and the sense of everything is going to be ok lullabied by the sunset sea waves
All that shit require a lot of effort to do.
Being comfy on the other hand requires nothing at all.
>So instead of taking a day off they just pretend like it never got to 50?
exactly, or we'll not function for half the summer
it keeps getting hotter every year, fucking westerners ruining the planet
>you will never be a Hijazi sailor hopping from one island to another in the Indian Ocean
?? ???? ????? ?? ???? ?? ?????
It's a poem written for the raiders (nfl team) the rest of the words can still be applied to sailing kebabs
The Autumn Wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea,
With a rollocking song, he sweeps along,
His face is weather beaten.
He wears a hooded sash,
With a silver hat about his head,
And a bristling black mustache.
He growls as he storms the country,
A villain big and bold.
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake,
As he robs them of their gold.
The Autumn Wind is a raider,
Pillaging just for fun.
He'll knock you 'round and upside down,
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
>I moved into a new house (one of my roomies is a super flamboyant gay guy) the world cup was intense, I had a fiver riding on brazil (lol)
hahaha ! Fred' reaction at the fourth goal should become the new sweat.jpg of 4chan.
>And I'm "Hijazi"..that account has caused so much Saudi butthurt they follow me around and downvote all of my comments heh heh
Fugg I should have known. I'm seeing some previous messages . It's lulzworthy.
>What's been going on with you qt? How's your summer
Still imprisoned in Paris. But it's going cool. Trying to relax (not easy ha). And enjoying the qties of course.
is ???? fus7a ? Now I will feel a lot more classy saying it.
>Implying ALgerian nationalism wasnt born out of the the kabyle immigration in France
tip top lel
thanks that's so sweet :3
>You will never be part of the 1954 insurrection that led all the French settlers to go back to their homeland and see them cry over it like it was a catalclysm on web 1.0 blogs ans sites fifty years after.
GO to Norway.
That and the middle aged lady with glasses in the crowd, her face was amazing.. I imagine that's the face she pulls when she can't come to terms with her mortality
You can't see it on the username page, but several threads were spawned as a response to my antics, reddit (especially the Arabs there) can't handle the bantz
>imprisoned in Paris
You say that as if it's a bad thing, I'm stuck in the middle of no where man.. There are only 5000 people in this town, and the nearest other town (of equal size or bigger) is 20-40 miles away ;_;
It's alright, I guess...
It reached its top after THE major reveal (Hint: it happens after the Anime ends).
But nowadays, it just feels "alright" to read, not holy fucking awesome anymore, especially since it reached mainstream status.
We are full. Already overrun. No point in coming, somalis and other muslim filth already drained the honeypot, so no pensions. Only cold and shit food to be had in the coming decades. Spread the word.
welp goodnight everybody
>It reached its top after THE major reveal (Hint: it happens after the Anime ends).
i'm soooooo reading it
>reached mainstream status.
stupid sheep ruin everything
I think shit deserves the first place.
>That and the middle aged lady with glasses in the crowd, her face was amazing.. I imagine that's the face she pulls when she can't come to terms with her mortality
haha exactly that she looked like the woman straight out of a classical horror movie facing her murderer. There is potential for a gif
>You say that as if it's a bad thing, I'm stuck in the middle of no where man.. There are only 5000 people in this town, and the nearest other town (of equal size or bigger) is 20-40 miles away ;_;
It's-it's not a bad I guess. It's just Paris in the summer is a little more empty and calm than usual.
Never read it. I just watched some episodes of the anime.
Provided you like Shonen/nekketsu I think it's good. Good premise. Engaging premise. I wish it had subverted the shonen genre (at a famous early episode) though. Then it would have been a masterpiece.
From what I saw of the scans though, The drawing was very ugly and amateurish. The anime is way more beautiful and unique.
Are you throwing some kabbalistic bad enchantment ?
Kek I saw it coming.
Who Assad here?
>I’m drinking whisky and feel like listening to Assadist songs or Islamic state nasheeds
>Which shall I pick
either way you're gonna go through a lot of whiskey to enjoy.
i listen to gorillaz when drunk/drinking/
Oh my so much love today.
I missed you Alive If that makes sense on the internet.
I kinda had the post examsstress releae and now I am doing good and enjoying the comfy summer andtrying to make some projects for this august andrest of the year..
How is life going ?
>Or you mean it's empty of its own people
because Parisians spend their breaks outside of Paris
WHile I have a preference mediterranean and Middle eastern I'd lie I said I'd refuse a whitey :3
>inb4 slut ;_;
With family I went to a place named after Mesopotamia, as we were about to leave after eating they stopped us and offered us shots of 'ouzo'. I’m pretty sure they were Kurds, so I guess it’s more likely to be arak. Is that a custom there to offer arak to guests at the end?
Outside of the touristy places Paris is empty and feels rather dull TBH. How is it in the midwest ? Any change of habits ? weird summer sales ?
Fuck ! Hahaha !
I used to troll the azeri "hanging for homos" all the time (and argue in anti gay threads raided by /pol/tards).
G-guess I am marking spirits.
>into the trash it...
Nah just joking depends do you have the V shape ? Bears are fat and don't have six packs but lots of them are cute.
DSL only, no cable or fiber. 3G but no LTE.
And get this, you can't get a 3G sim that makes calls or a GSM sim that connects over 3G.
i have 1mbps up and 256kbps down DSL.
most people have around the same, maybe even less. most isps offer up to 8mbps but costs a small fortune.
0 reliability. 0 customer assistance. 100ms ping everywhere, at best.
it has anise in so must taste similar at least.
life is fantastic.
My autism is still pissed that he represented me as a French Polanball with an Algerian mask. It should have been the other way around.
I-I can't picture it. Are you a woman ?
Couscous. Erm... I mean kseskou.
After all the talk about twitter and facebook acting as a support for the arab revolutions you bet our respective regimes don't like internet.
>life is fantastic.
How does a drunk syrian sounds ?
The qt's are 2much for me
>But is it a custom in any ME place?
fuck no. this is mostly a muslim country, remember. i get offered home made sour wine in christian homes though.
>How does a drunk syrian sounds ?
like a sober ???? ???????? .
>there’s just this dent on my sides.
love handles are qt. I have some of them especially during holidays. I'm not the one to be condescending either.
Men's body have so many ways to be.... How can I say it in the most faggy way... delightful.
>How have you been
alright cant complain honestly haha
>Finally in Sudan
nope by home i meant my sisters apartment but thats so poetic of you assuming i meant muh heritage home
>how does it feel to understand the lanuage of the people you see everyday
feels tamam ya zoal
hello my sexy chocolate friend.
>I think they were Kurds, they are a little lighter on that stuff in the south though, right?
muslim kurds are just like regular sunni arabs in my experience.
Morrocan english proficency is almost on par with egyptian accoding to this study .
Still Morocco is doing very good compared to most /me/ country.
All of us need to do better though.
However the Egyptian english accent is easily one of the most funniest qith quebecois French.
I always wonder how is life in many countries outside of its major urban centers. For instance, what about Algeria? How is the life of the average family in the countryside?
Poverty and corruption mostly, if we don't talk about Politics.
Illiteracy is a big problem too.
>???? ???????? .
>inb4 north africans can't into arabic
Haha yeah that's what surprised me when looking at the results.
Rural algeria can go from the qt comfy villages to impovrished shitholes due to government negligence.
Never had a good view of ALgeria growing up there in the 90's and early 2000. That would have meant exposition to terrorist threats.
pic related is typical kabyle villages in mountainous country sides
It's not much different from rural life in Spain really, relying heavily on agriculture, much more conservative compared to the city life... you could swear the countryside is the same in wherever you go in the world.
ALso this. It can't be stressed enough about how mediterranean country sides arr rook same.
> you can come explore the Walloon woods with me if you wish m8
I-I would like very much so.
>I'm planning a trip to the Ardennes tomorrow
Our main issues are unemployment and the painfully ineffective government
I see, thank you. However rural Spain has dramatically change in the last 40 years, on the one hand many villages have been abandoned for the cities and old people is everything that remains, but in those who are big enough to survive they live nowadays better than in the cities. They enjoy almost the same comforts as in the city, because they are well communicated with them, they run a calm and tranquil life in the nature, cultivating the soil, etc. I've heard from tons of people (including my parents) the desire to buy a house in some little spanish village after they retire.
What truly sucks in Spain are certain neighbourhoods of big cities such as mine, although comparing to other countries they are fine. They are just depressing, that's all.
>Morocco does better than many places with higher literacy rates, why do you think that is?
Moderizined areas have easy access to school, plus the people are mostly educated.
Rural areas have no access or difficult access to education, they have to walk ridiculous lengths to study (Some still do it, and by Allah, they're admirable). In addition, the mentality of the traditional Moroccan thinks that School is "silly" and that the boy should learn a trade. The grill should stay at home.
This is only from what I've seen, I could be wrong.
Why you don't just unite to one big giant country
Why don't they even unite with the Palestinians and give them equal rights?
the balestinians are diving us sand people
This. Plus it's pretty much a standard mean of ruling. It's a way to buy political opponents and reduce threats.
Greedy rulers don't understand it puts the countries to shit.
>Well, do you have a day to spare?
Prorbaly won't have the money for until august. :/
woops That's why I couldn't understand. lel
I learned something today. will listen to him.
Oh that's a widespread phenomenon in France too. And probably in other parts of Europe too.
I don't think it's case in Algeria. It's still rurals migrating to
Only recently did the urban population of ALgeria attained the majority (58% IIRC). Algeria have mostly rural for the majority of it history until the last decades.
And the governmement is doing every thing to stop the migrations cuz the city aren't made and prepared for bigger population. Keeping in mind the capital and urban centers are much smaller than the european ones. So there is probably not much urban dwellers going back to the back country. Unless they are some entrepeneurs or somthing.
A funny thing about the southern European countryside is that the local population flees the villages, leaving awesome cheap countryside villas for us northerners to occupy.
I find literacy to be a bit overrated as an issue, for example, North Korea has a 100% literacy rate, and Tajikistan has a 99.7% literacy rate, while Portugal has 95.4%
Most people who can't read or write in the /maghreb/ are wrinkled hags from the colonialist era, who are too old to need it anyway. Still, the problem should be addressed properly nonetheless.
Because the two powers in the region decided to hate each other and agreed to do so forever. Add to that some instability real or potentiental with other political divides.
I think this utopia or only possible in the very long term. TOo much grudge. And toomuch greed from one party.
>rurals migrating to urban centres*
C-can we stop with the /me/ hate. They're cute.
At least Hamed SInno is.
I-I know I-I just can't ;_;.
Yes and it's amazing how Fench south villages are beautiful. THe only drawbacks is they are the nest of algerian hating FN voting of ex colonial settlers.
Generally speaking there is this left movement of "decroissance" (Degrowth ?). It's pretty much people to getting a little out of the current economy and coming back to more simple life.
>I find literacy to be a bit overrated as an issue, for example, North Korea has a 100% literacy rate, and Tajikistan has a 99.7% literacy rate, while Portugal has 95.4%
On this note have a good night everyone.
> /me/ and /na/ breaking up
just like the West wants
First day of /maghreb/ and it's been cozy as fuckk, almost no Israeli shitposters. and only a few of our rich overweight eastern neighbors were let in to learn how to get a /culture/ of their own (jk m8's)
Would do again/10
>be alpha walking down the street with a friend who wants some cigarettes
>get stopped by this guy in a black cadillac
>he asks us for directions about a hotel thats nowhere near where we are
>he goes on about how much he parties and stuff and how he's a DJ
>all this time he was looking at my friend who is russian
>he apparently is in the military
>he even met the emir and showed us pics
>he said that the military's shipments dont get checked at all so they have weed and alcohol and he can give us some
>this sounds like a stereotypical "dont talk to strangers" type of story
>friend is an oblivious shit who decides to trust a man who shared that much information with us in the span of 30 minutes
>"so guys whats your number so we can be intouch"
>i bullshit and give him my old unused number
>russian friend gives him his real number
>a week goes by and my russian friend said the dude called him and asked him to meet him in his music studio so they can work on some music
>he even told him he has wine
>"lets get drunk in a room that is very sound proof nothing can go wrong xDD"
>friend is obviously not that dumb to actually meet him
>Dj military stoner calls him more than once asking if he wants to meet
>mfw i realized he probably went through all this trouble just to shag my russian friend instead of hiring some male hooker
Let's get off of our high horses, and keep some stuff undisclosed.
Don't worry guys, its not gay if you're the top
Zombie greaser rocker boy approves of this
>Russian Interior Minister Rashid Nurgaliyev - who once advised Russians to give as good as they get if attacked for no reason by an officer – said after the completion of the reforms that those left in the force were “the best of the best.”
Oh Russians how I love you
>be in a field trip back in school
>we have this pali kid who probably repated a couple of years since he was much bigger than all of us
>he had a tendency to smack/grab guys asses to probably show off how much of a man he is
>he generally indulges in homoerotic activity such as spanking grinding and he once pulled his dick out in class
>so this trip was to exploring the norther regions of kuwait
>while on the way he was talking to this other kid who everybody knew had a threesome with two twins (one was male and the other was female)
>pali guy goes bragging about what he did in the park
>"oh so i grabbed his ass and he looked at me and said if iam gay hahaha"
>"i then smacked him and pinned him down with my brother and i fucked his ass"
>literally everybody in the bus heard that
>we all acted like we didnt
>our families are actually kinda friends with one another
>avoid talking about it but my mom hinted even his parents know of his behavior since his mom complained to my mom
tfw a single night, up until now
Save my liver, /na/
Daily reminder that you were all born in Africa
> not just arabs, but arab monkeys
not you morocco, you at least have a shrivel of civilization unlike these alg and tunisian mongrels
> their country isnt represented in civ5
>serb hanging out in /na/
that desperate for attention huh
>replying with anime
i hope for the sake of your parents you're not over 15 years of age
>going out with a north african shitskin
>she hides you from her parents instead of the other way around
>his country's borders were drawn by colonial forces
post yfw youll never live in Arabia
>Proud of having been part of a Caliphate
It's like being proud of being part of the Ottoman or the British empire, your people literally had no say in that, you were conquered and ruled by buch of shitheads from Iraq, Syria and the Arabian peninsula.
Also under Harun al-Rachid Algeria and Tunisia were still part of the Caliphate.
Woah! look at this Bedouin hating on /maghreb/ masterrace. All because his thread died down in 3 minutes
w-we will rise up to the top in the future i-im sure of it
>converted to Catholicism
>converting to the plebiest of all chirstian sects
What's going on in this thread? I heard you guys were up to no good
You will give back Ceuta and Melilia, niño.
Technically it wasn't taken by force.
At one point we just kinda left it there, Portugal took it and then they yielded it to Spain.
Honestly, it hasn't been part of Morocco for the last 600 years and has been part of Spain for nearly 400.
Anyone who thinks it's ours or that we might take it back is just delusional.
But it isn't a sect. All others are sect, you infidel. Catholicism is the original and superior class of Christianity (pic related, blessed by God). A bit like wahabism is the superior class of your wrong and infidel religion.
Giving clay to non-believers?JAJAJA. Never. You gibe back Sahara, Tetuan, Tanget and Ifni.
And I import 90% of my killer sense of humor from Jordan
Yeah I know, i just didn't include that because we the Muslim conquerors later took it. And it remained under our control for a long time after that.
Also, nobody care about Melilia. Seriously what is the purpose of that city other than being a complete shithole?