I'll try to seduce an english girl on facebook. I bet with her if Germany winned the cup I will take her in box of night.
Give me some advices
>i will take her in box of night
I love you, France. Never change.
>Box of the night
>Boîte de la nuit.
Boîte de la nuit isn't translated literally you wacky French bastard, in English you say it as Nightclub. Thanks for the lel's Frenchbro.
>The act of masturbating together, to porn, wearing a box on the head to avoid seeing each other. >Because that would be awkward.
>Might have be triggered by the ridiculous house prices in London forcing adults to share flats.
>Up for a box night?
>Bring your own box. I've just got one.
French bro is a fucking player!!
He got the chick to accept the weird box masturbation, and she'll even bring Amanda!
I already did >>27150436
>tfw all these normies ITT who instantly recognized that "I'll bring Amanda" clearly means that she isn't interested in anything
>tfw I never would have realized it (if for some odd reason I was talking to a female in such a context)
>tfw no gf
>tfw I'll never have one
>tfw no friends
>tfw I'll never have any
But you're Canadian aren't you? What went wrong? Are you an immigrant?
Where the fuck am I? Is this a joke?
I'm a Francophone Acadian my far southern friend. Do you not know about NB, Canada? Is it the use of "la" that has got you confused? It is necessary in this context because he is using a translator and because this is an Anglophonic website.
I know those feels
My wings are clipped
>It is necessary in this context because he is using a translator and because this is an Anglophonic website.
U wot mate? Necessary in which way? Both boite de la nuit and box of the night mean nothing in their respective language.
I don't go on /r9k/, way too much normalfaggotry in there for my tastes (considering the board is meant for the exact opposite).
>That sort of shit is what makes you not get a gf.
I won't get one regardless of what I do. I lost all hope long ago.
You are being dumb. There is no "la". Why would a person with a real knowledge of French would believe there is a "la" there? It's a simple mistake, but a mistake that no francophone would do. Similarly no Anglophone would believe that "box of the chocolates" is right.
Nightclub in French is boîte de nuit. I included the "la" because OP did. Now I don't think you're confused, I just think you're retarded and are actually trying to tell a fucking New Brunswicker, as in the Canadian Province relavent only for its functional bilingualism, how to speak his own language.
Tfw all your friends are going to box of night and your at home alone lurking /int/
All we have is the Lightbox in Vauxhall.
what's the problem with her bringing Amanda? I honestly never understand this reasoning
it must be an anglo thing bc where I come from going out with two girls means double your chances. I'm not sure the concept of "friendzone" even exists outside the english language
hey wow, so glad you could come!! :^)
hows your day been :)))
I rarely come to /int/ but I needed to consult the wiki about something... and then I see this thread.
I've had an awful day
I've just gotten back from a funeral and my brother is staying with me while he's going through chemo because his wife left him when it all became too much for her...
and then I saw this thread.
and now I can't stop smiling
everything's going to be ok
thank you, anons
Damn it, I was already sad enough to begin with (I'm >>27150810), now I'm even sadder because I just realized that, not only am I not in a box of night with friends (much less with females), I'm just sitting here listening to nationalistic yugoslav war music/propaganda.
What the fuck am I doing with my life
>4+ friends, maybe. 1 or 2 friends? that's competition
when a girl brings a friend with her that means she's not interested in you/doesn't feel comfortable being alone around you. the friend is there to take her away if she gets creeped out too much.
when the girl comes alone with you it's essentially a date, so that's why she brings the friend, because she doesn't want a date.
Obviously not, as we are telling you right now.
Well I'm not in Canada obviously. But if I was...
How old are u? I'm assuming not an annoying youngster since the lack of flip phone.
trust me u say that then u get a good phone and ur like fuck i missed out.
4 xample if u get snapchats every 2nd day from a rand chick ur in their mind even as friends so more chance theyll think of u to invite to rand shit. snapchat is like u send pic to a bunch of names on a massiv list its not they specifcally talk 2 u lol
No I definitely wasn't.
There are various social networking apps such as Tinder that are for the specific purpose of meeting new people, and facebook and instagram can both be used for that end if you really try.
Don't send people pictures of your penis on snapchat unless they ask you to.
ha that english girl and Amanda are probably grinding on each other while drunk OP awkwardly dances by himself in beta-purgatory, wishing he was at home shitposting
>I only know this because it has happened to me
>if u get snapchats every 2nd day from a rand chick
Yeah, about that...
Seems interesting. If ever I get an Iphone or Android or w/e I'll check it out. Though I doubt it would really succeed. I had a trouble even sending basic messages on interpals to random people halfway across the world because of how nervous/scared I was.
I'm not really good at picking up on that sort of thing.
Don't you need facebook for that?
I'm not the Canadian you're all replying too, but I don't think having smart phone apps is going to be any more help with curing loneliness than a computer with an internet connection (it sure as hell hasn't helped me).
Honestly, are you Canadian?
Why are you talking like that?
Yes, just make one.
The difference between a phone and a computer is that browsing 4chan on your phone is extremely difficult, plus GPS finds people near you so you'll talk to strangers in your zip code instead of strangers in South Korea.
Do you have any interests?
I dated a girl for the first time in ages that I met in my martial arts class, would've never met anyone if I didn't take that class.
On the other hand she dumped me after I dislocated her shoulder lol
>Browsing 4chan on your phone is extremely difficult
Not with the right phone and 4chan app Ameribro.
>Do you have any interests?
Not him, but I don't think my interests would really help me, considering they're either just stuff that is strictly /int/-related (for example, today I downloaded tons of reading material on the history of Central Asia) or stuff that isn't really "shared" easily, for example single-player vidya.
Did you mean to say,
"Now I must cum in your box tonight?"
I know which images are compressed, it shows me and I get gifs just fine, webm too. I also get flags, their country of origin, trips, and everything. Plus easier Captcha
Phone: Samsung Galaxy S4
wen u meet people u just get their snapchat and they send you stuff. if u can think of something funny 2 send send it back. its a way 2 keep contact less formal than texting/messaging
if ur full autist n cant get a number or are inable 2 meet women ur in big trouble tho, idk how 2 help that
>Phone: Samsung Galaxy S4
Only four months until my contract expires
iPhone 4 fucking horseshit
>Some people will think you are a douche.
What? Why? I'm literally just reading for my own sake. I'm not planning on ever sharing any of this with anybody IRL (mostly because I have noone with whom to share it, but even if I did I wouldn't unless they wanted to). How can that be viewed as being a douche?
I'd rather not post province
I really am not keen on making a facebook again, plus I don't have a single picture of myself that isn't a school photo, the newest of which is almost a decade out of date.
I collect camos, walk, read and shitpost.
I had a gf for a few months that I met at uni but she got bored of me(I assume) and stopped contacting me. She didn't say anything, just cut me out one day.
My brother uses an iphone, the battery life and camera are better than the Samsung Galaxy series but that's it. Plus, I can swap batteries out. I just prefer the Galaxy, my tablet is a Samsung Galaxy tab 3 too, I'm impressed with the Android market and Samsung's line, never let me down. I think one of the Galaxy carriers is offering to buy out contracts up to $350USD, you might be able to get out early.
Like any true English, this girl clearly has an innate distrust of the French.
That said, her bringing a fried isn't necessarily a cockblock, she may just feel safer with a friend (that or she's afraid that you'll either do or simply be, weird).
That's simple, you just have to bring a friend too. Unless her friend is a frigid cunt, you'll be fine.
New Brunswick and Quebec are best friends. You and I are practically neighbors, we should hit up a Dooley's and I'll get you some qt French Canadian beaver.
>innate distrust of the French
Why can't the Englush love French culture like the French love the Anglais?
I'm in my early 20's, I stopped attending picture days when they became optional in school.
I'm in the faces of /int/ collage from a few months back, I don't have any pictures on my pc.
This was in early may, I learnt that she had gone to her home town for the summer, which I guess is a far enough reason to break up, but some words would have been nice.
zrilnko is my skype
If you have a smartphone, you can take a decent picture of yourself.
Anyways if you want to make friends, not necessarily fuck someone, you should really take up martial arts.
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu guys are super friendly and welcoming.