>walk into your sisters room >see this what do?

>>26308903
"Sorry forgot to knock"
And shut the door.
The end.

wait for 404

>>26308903
"OH FUCK"
And shut the door.
The end.

>>26308903
join in

>>26308903
do people actually lick buttholes?
fucking nasty
germans are understandable, but civilized countries....

Close door and kneel beside my bed and prey to Jesus.

>>26308903
>Who are you people?! Where's my sister?!

>>26308980
no kidding, what the fuck is up with that? that's just repulsive and it nearly makes me gag. but i guess its better than japanese bodily fluid injestion fetish porn

>>26308980
It's a heat of the moment thing. Showering before planned sex is a must for it.

>>26308980
sometimes i lick my gfs ass
but shes obviously clean before we fuck
it doesn't smell or taste, its like licking your arm

>>26308980

>2014
>not wanting to lick a girl's nice and tight little butthole

how gay r u

>>26308903
I don't have a sister. Also bumholes aren't for tasting.

>>26308903
I can't get a hardon for anything but violence ever since the FBI closed down my escort site.

>>26309207
you especially like licking butts if girl has a penis, right? ;-)

>>26308903
*unzips dick*

Shout Allahu Akbar

Take a photo or two for blackmail purposes and quietly leave.

>>26309238

nah but i'd like to lick ur bumhole m8

>>26308980

Sometimes you're just super fucking horny and don't give a shit. The smell is faint and there isn't that much taste.

>>26308903
>what the fuck are those whores doing in my sister's room

>>26308980
Licking and sniffing a butt is the best part of sex, but you have to stick the tongue in the asshole, just licking it doesn't do much.

>>26308903
where is my sister
get out of my house

>>26309207
>>26309189
>implying all women are shaved
You guys aren't having sex with real women

i shout ”meh!”
and sister say ”oh!”
then i say ”meh! dick!” and shows dick.
and other girl say”its a dick!”
end.

>>26309363
Oh yeah, because the whore is usually in your mums room

>>26308903
>See strangers in my home
>Pull out my concealed carry, extended assault clip glockazine with heat seeking cop killing bullets
>Spray on full auto
>Get off on stand your ground laws

>>26309379

I've only licked 2 girls buttholes and they were both clean and properly shaven in the ass and puss. I would never lick a girl that had an asshole bush going on.

>>26309394
wish so. my mum is dead

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>mfw

>>26309410
Will you lick MY asshole bush canada-kun~~~?

>>26308903
"Sister-anon-chan, where are you?"

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>>26309389
That should be a book

Give them clothes and tell them that they can catch cold if they are going to stay like that for a long time.Next time if they want to do something like that better is to lock door and wear something on top.Before i leave i ask them are they want to drink some hot tea or coffe.

>>26309010
I chuckled

>>26309441

serbia confirmed for very nice guy.

Ask them if they watch My little pony.

"h-hi"

>>26309539
This

>>26308903
Come walking in with a bowl of boiled eggs and ask them if they want any.

>>26309539
y-you too

>>26308980
>germans are understandable, but civilized countries....
Well fuck you too.

>>26309625
Damnit Canada, quit being so polite, you have to make them eat the eggs because they're so distressed, right? I mean, if they've gotten to the point where they're eating assholes for food then they must be starving!

>>26308903
Call the police. Shit like this isn't allowed there and i'm a proper citizen.

b-but she poops from there

>>26308903
Bring maple syrup and tell them to put it on the asshole. It must be taste batter fufu

Call them faggots.

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>>26308903
let my tentacle pet into the room secretly.

>>26308903
"I suggest you to try out my asshole girls. I just stuffed it with banannas"

>>26309804
Do you even have bananas in Rusia?

beat her, no faggots allowed inside my home

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>>26310013
military reserves from 1965

http://4archive.org/int/res/26308903

>>26310101
gey

>>26308903
Did you post this on /a/ a while ago?

>>26308903
Will it still be gangrape if I rape three girls at once?

>>26310293
Who cares? It's a fact that 9 out of 10 people enjoy a good gang rape.

Faint

traumatized for life

>>26310293
It's yoga power rape

>>26310293
only if you hung them on a tree after

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>>26309189
>>26309361
>>26309376

stare at them until someone tells me to fuck off

Wonder how I got a sister

>>26310464
ur dad buckcaked ur mom

>>26308903
make a thread on /int/ for live coverage

Buy a spycam and plant it in her room so it can record next time

would you guys fap to a video of your little sister having lesbian sex?

>>26310693
I'd be lying if I said no.

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>>26310722
unfortunately this