>Friend lives in Norway >Deep countryside >Driving on a country road >Sees a car parked in the middle of the road >Note in the car ''I was worried that the car might slide into a ditch if I parked it on the side. I'm in the woods, the keys are in the car, if you need to move it so you can pass feel free to do so.''. The note was in Norwegian of course. Shit like this actually happens or is he BSing me?
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little reminder thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic Scandinavian States isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about Nordic countries. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Danish fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “DAILY REMINDER. DAILY REMINDER. DAILY REMINDER.” You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
Daily reminder: Nordic countries are 1st world on paper, the behavior of people in public is 3rd world. Here are some of my observations - 1. Slam doors in peoples faces, push away baby strollers just to pass, squeezing your selves by me instead of saying excuse me so I can move, to pick your nose in public, spitting on the street, hitting people with purses and shopping baskets. Rudeness is not culture, it’s the lack of it. 2. Train etiquette, people seem to be scared that they’ll be left behind if they don’t charge forward at the people trying to get off the train, weird indeed but true. At first I thought this can only be a minority, maybe some poor suckers with mummy daddy issues, but no, every man and his dog (literally) do this. You could get jailed in Japan for such behavior. 3. The Swedes stare at you so much it makes you uncomfy and when you notice and smile or nod at them, they look at the ground frowning. 4. The customer service does in most cases NOT exist. How dare I step into H&M and ask the snobby looking salesperson something, Can’t I see she’s busy looking for shoplifters or talking to her coworkers!? It’s H&M wake the fuck up and smell the coffee, you don’t work at Armani or what have you. 6. People wear flip flops or walk barefoot in the gym 7. People snus and throw the used packet on the streets; same with cigarette butt litter. 8. With gym etiquette, no one has sweat towels! 9. Noone here has any civil courage, you can seriously get beaten on the middle of the streets in a city on the daytime and everyone will walk past you
>>25955245 >Slam doors in peoples faces, push away baby strollers just to pass, squeezing your selves by me instead of saying excuse me so I can move, to pick your nose in public, spitting on the street, hitting people with purses and shopping baskets.
Pardon the 300lbs murrifat burger clappertard here, but this is considered rudeness in US and Canada (where I have been) and most first world nations if I am not wrong.
>>25955389 >>Slam doors in peoples faces, push away baby strollers just to pass, squeezing your selves by me instead of saying excuse me so I can move, to pick your nose in public, spitting on the street, hitting people with purses and shopping baskets.
>>25955656 >Pull something out of your ass along with an opinion >Expects a 'comeback' like I need one >Proceeds to link to an article that is 100% opinion Also, does my flag say 'Sweden' to you by any chance?
Keep them coming though, your butthurt is just as funny each thread, and I'm expecting something for this one too.
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