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Daily reminder that you will never live in a nordic country
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Me cock has permanent residence in ur mums fanny u fuckin mug
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Posted this in the last one, no reply.

>Friend lives in Norway
>Deep countryside
>Driving on a country road
>Sees a car parked in the middle of the road
>Note in the car ''I was worried that the car might slide into a ditch if I parked it on the side. I'm in the woods, the keys are in the car, if you need to move it so you can pass feel free to do so.''. The note was in Norwegian of course.
Shit like this actually happens or is he BSing me?
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There he is. There he goes again

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little reminder thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic Scandinavian States isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about Nordic countries. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Danish fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “DAILY REMINDER. DAILY REMINDER. DAILY REMINDER.” You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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>>25947568
Doesn't sound too far fetched
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>>25947602
Fuck off, /tv/
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>thinking of moving to a Nordic country
>tfw I'll never be born there
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Daily reminder: Nordic countries are 1st world on paper, the behavior of people in public is 3rd world.
Here are some of my observations -
1. Slam doors in peoples faces, push away baby strollers just to pass, squeezing your selves by me instead of saying excuse me so I can move, to pick your nose in public, spitting on the street, hitting people with purses and shopping baskets. Rudeness is not culture, it’s the lack of it.
2. Train etiquette, people seem to be scared that they’ll be left behind if they don’t charge forward at the people trying to get off the train, weird indeed but true. At first I thought this can only be a minority, maybe some poor suckers with mummy daddy issues, but no, every man and his dog (literally) do this. You could get jailed in Japan for such behavior.
3. The Swedes stare at you so much it makes you uncomfy and when you notice and smile or nod at them, they look at the ground frowning.
4. The customer service does in most cases NOT exist. How dare I step into H&M and ask the snobby looking salesperson something, Can’t I see she’s busy looking for shoplifters or talking to her coworkers!? It’s H&M wake the fuck up and smell the coffee, you don’t work at Armani or what have you.
6. People wear flip flops or walk barefoot in the gym
7. People snus and throw the used packet on the streets; same with cigarette butt litter.
8. With gym etiquette, no one has sweat towels!
9. Noone here has any civil courage, you can seriously get beaten on the middle of the streets in a city on the daytime and everyone will walk past you
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>>25954924
Kill yourself
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>>25954952
One more gem
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>>25947442
Im very okay with this.
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>>25955043
Don't say that. He will start shitting his pants.
They come here to create an image of paradise from a fairy tale for the people who have never been there.
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>one more time
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>>25955020
>Don't understand the culture
>DEY R ROOD!!11

every single time
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>>25955043
Why? You can buy gum here
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>>25955245
>Slam doors in peoples faces, push away baby strollers just to pass, squeezing your selves by me instead of saying excuse me so I can move, to pick your nose in public, spitting on the street, hitting people with purses and shopping baskets.

Pardon the 300lbs murrifat burger clappertard here, but this is considered rudeness in US and Canada (where I have been) and most first world nations if I am not wrong.
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>>25947525
>fanny

Oh, Britain.
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>>25955389
>>Slam doors in peoples faces, push away baby strollers just to pass, squeezing your selves by me instead of saying excuse me so I can move, to pick your nose in public, spitting on the street, hitting people with purses and shopping baskets.

Haha okay, whatever you say.
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>>25947442

I know ;_;

>tfw no Nordic bf to cuddle with on a snowy night
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>>25955244
>implying
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>>25955494
That's pretty gay bro
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Daily reminder that I still don't have a qt finnish gf with big breasts
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Who's that fine Finnish gentlemen?
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>>25955599

I'm grill
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>>25955480
>as my comeback i will laugh about it

http://www.nordstjernan.com/news/nordic/2557/
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>>25955606
now that finn is missing and the whole gang is here
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>>25955494
Are you a girl?
>>25955606
Psst, remember what I told ya :---DDD
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>>25955642
post tits
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>>25955771
Sweden, pls.
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>>25955771

M-maybe...

>>25955775

So lewd, anon.
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>>25955656
>Pull something out of your ass along with an opinion
>Expects a 'comeback' like I need one
>Proceeds to link to an article that is 100% opinion
Also, does my flag say 'Sweden' to you by any chance?

Keep them coming though, your butthurt is just as funny each thread, and I'm expecting something for this one too.
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>>25955244
Where's Estonia, Shetland, Orkney, Kola, and Karelia?
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>>25955857
maybe sweden will take you

>>25955972
not AAA. we can't let every economic shithole join us
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>>25956019
Then what's Germany doing there :^)?
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>>25956106
no Ruhr/east/berlin, no problem
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>>25956019

Whatever you say, New Turkey :^)
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>>25955286
>mfw we have this conversation everytime
no one here cares about bubble gum, its not a big issue.
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>>25956198
I'm just playing, America You know I love you
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>>25956287

And I love you too, Germany.

>tfw no master race German white supremacist bf
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>>25956384
Why do you feel the need to make things up on the internet?
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>>25956413

What, I'm not allowed to have fetishes like guys?
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>>25956502
What are you?
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>>25956521

What do you mean, what am I? Shouldn't it be apparent?
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>>25956605
How about you just tell me.
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>>25956627

See >>25956019 's picture.
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>>25956709
Whatever, you stupid whore. No non-white likes white people. Keep jerking off to your fantasies, white boy.
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>>25956740

>implying

Careful with that edge, m8, you might cut yourself.
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Can't wait to live in a nordic country and get a nordic qt.
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>>25947442
>You will never have a qt3.14 northernmost gf from Ny-Ålesund
Existance is pain.
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>>25957089
>Canada
>Not a Nordic country
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>>25956019
>not AAA. we can't let every economic shithole join us
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>>25957089
you're more nordic than anyone
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>>25960873
>>25961091
He's a chink
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>>25957089
she's so fucking ugly i wish people would stop posting her
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>>25961121
>that
>ugly
pick only one
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>>25960873
we're not nordic, more nord-ish~
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>>25961222
All the good parts anyway
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>>25956829
I'll be your bf if you pay me a monthly fee of 25000 ISL kr.
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>>25961173
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Salam alaikum brothers
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>55% income tax
>pay $400 per yr to watch basic tv
:^)
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>>25955244
>mfw I'm from Fehrmarn
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>>25970346
*Fehmarn
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>>25961091
I beg to differ

http://www12.statcan.ca/census-recensement/2006/dp-pd/hlt/97-562/pages/page.cfm?Lang=E&Geo=PR&Code=01&Data=Count&Table=2&StartRec=1&Sort=3&Display=All&CSDFilter=5000
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>>25947568
And then some Rashka-Latvian thugs come along and ruin it for everyone.
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