Daily reminder all paki posters are cute little twinks
wtf is wrong with pigskins ? are they even humans ?
You've always dreamed of a scorching heat with an isotis and a crunchy crunch. Your dreams come true! Mega Slut is the most realistic and most realistic imitation ever produced by Pipedream. And that is certainly the most realistic and most realistic artifact you've ever had. More than 11 pounds of gorgeous, soft and genuine FANTA FLESH manicure sucks in your hands, rubbing it every time you work, incredibly gorgeous. Squeeze in its perfectly shaped breast, smooth your knee between those great big tits. Turn it around and an incredibly gorgeous anus just awaits your hot pulsating body. So what are you waiting for?
Greeks are pakistani
I COULD SING
I COULD DANCE
IF EVERY JEW WOULD DROP THEIR PANTS
>life expectancy for man in Australia: 80.9 years
>life expectancy for man in America: 76.9 years
better get off those computers amerideads, you're already down 4 years
>TFW being that weird atschool kid that mimicked animals sounds and made weird voices actually allowed me to be able to replicate almost any sound in almost any language.
>shit my pants inside Dunkin Donuts
>Australian sex tourists laughed at me
Is Dikshit (dixit or whatever) an Indian male given name or a family name?
>I am naturally a Nordic - a chalky-white, bulky Teuton of the Scandanavian or North-German forests - a Viking - a berserk killer - a predatory rover of the blood of Hangst and Horsa - a conqueror of Celts - a son of thunder and the arctic winds, and brother of the forests of the auroras ... aye - I speak truly - for was I not born with yellow hair and blue eyes - the latter not turning till I was nearly two, and the former lasting till I was over five?
>I do not claim to be 100% Teuton. My dark hair and eyes forbid me that honor ... ho for the frozen seas and the epick of sleet and blood, strange lands and far wonder! ... Great Thor, but this is the life! There are no woods like our woods, and no bards like our bards! ... So, Sonny [i.e. FBL], your old Grandpa is pretty well satisfied to be a Nordick, chalk-white from the Hercynian Woods and Polar mists .. WE ARE THE MASTERS.
What happens here?
>tfw you live in a country that Poland could conquer in a single day
Wtf! Im jealous of Australia now!
Anyone willing to date me?
Anyád picsája