>tfw 19 years old and virgin
25 and counting
i sucked a dick at 16, am i still virgin?
>>79008285
I can change that for you
Spanish vs English
fight!!
>"En un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, no ha mucho tiempo que vivía un hidalgo de los de lanza en astillero, adarga antigua, rocín flaco y galgo corredor. Una olla de algo más vaca que carnero, salpicón las más noches, duelos y quebrantos los sábados, lantejas los viernes, algún palomino de añadidura los domingos, consumían las tres partes de su hacienda. El resto della concluían sayo de velarte, calzas de velludo para las fiestas, con sus pantuflos de lo mesmo, y los días de entresemana se honraba con su vellorí de lo más fino. Tenía en su casa una ama que pasaba de los cuarenta y una sobrina que no llegaba a los veinte, y un mozo de campo y plaza que así ensillaba el rocín como tomaba la podadera. Frisaba la edad de nuestro hidalgo con los cincuenta años. Era de complexión recia, seco de carnes, enjuto de rostro, gran madrugador y amigo de la caza. Quieren decir que tenía el sobrenombre de «Quijada», o «Quesada», que en esto hay alguna diferencia en los autores que deste caso escriben, aunque por conjeturas verisímiles se deja entender que se llamaba «Quijano». Pero esto importa poco a nuestro cuento: basta que en la narración dél no se salga un punto de la verdad."
>"She should have died hereafter;
>There would have been a time for such a word.
>To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
>Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
>To the last syllable of recorded time,
>And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
>The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
>Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
>That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
>And then is heard no more: it is a tale
>Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
>Signifying nothing."
both seem great to me friendo
Greek
Hey cumskins
Pls stop stealing our women.
>>79008153
I have an idea. We should cum inside the cumskin. That gotta teach him.
Is Jedi considered a religion in your country?
>>79008137
not included as a valid answer on the census anymore but it was, yes. I think the highest amount we had was 60k jedi.
>>79008549
>In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.
>The 2006 census recorded 58,053 Jedi. In the 2011 census, the numbers listing their faith as Jedi had picked up from the 2006 census to 65,000.
>>79008137
Statistics New Zealand treated Jedi responses as "Answer understood, but will not be counted".
It was at one point our second largest religion.
WTF I love Chinese parents now?
the real story is actually way more funny than the stupid headline
>>79008737
Oh.. what a disappointment.
>>79008131
>>79008737
Wait that isn't it? I heard of this story years ago and what else there is to it? Did the son married his hitman or something?
South or North
You can only choose one
of course
EAST
>>79053127
north without jong un
>>79053127
SK because my peepee gets hard looking at k-pop """""singers""""".
I want to make a new country.
It will be called Slavia. The only people allowed to live in it must have Slavic genes.
Suggest to me the following, amongst anything else:
System of Government
National animal
National sport
Primary export product
>it will be called Slavia
oh wow, how original
>slavic genes
xD
dont quit your daily job OP
>>79053065
t. bobby petuhanovich hujsosov
>National animal
SLAVS
>Primary export product
SLAVE
>wake up
>subhuman spawns of Yakub are still exists
>mfw
fuck wh*Tes
>>79008115
>he thinks he can defeat tricknology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFMebacEUt4
>>79008409
That BASTARD
>>79052985
>cacti and invasive mexican plants
>those rock houses
It looks like Kabylie, but I may be wrong. pretty sure it's in the med. sea.
Algeria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7mNB-SbXhE
>>79053212
>>79053318
Wrong, but not far off.
Port Láirge deserve it more edition.
Real thread
>>79006109
>>79006109
>>79006109
>The majority of the originally christian land is now muslim
How will wh*te """"people"""" ever recover?
>>79007762
>SWEEDEN
>>79007762
>majority of the originally PAGAN land
ftfy
>>79007831
shut the fuck up you wannabe wh*Te subhuman
What languages are actually worth learning?
Chinese
>you will never be in a bridge, ready to kill yourself
>a qt girl will never appear
>it's rina!
>'anon don't do it! i killed myself in my past life and it doesnt get better!
>'b-but rina i am alone in this world'
>'you're not!, i will be with in your dreams! we will see each other everyday for 9 hours!
>'o-ok, i love you'
She is slightly above average desu
and then you wake up with severe autism
Just when I think you can get even more autistic you awlays go ahead and prove me wrong
Everytime i wander around Seoul main street, I see many qt3.14 White women.....but no one isn't mine.. It makes me fucking sick. Most of them are taller than me and blonde...It's just a pie in the sky to me.
>>79007597
*Women
>living in Seoul
You're a dare devil aren't ya?
>>79007614
Why?? So many korean live in seoul
Your honest thoughts on British cuisine?
S
I love British Islands very much, but your cuisine is shit. For example, you eat potatoes with grated cheese... WTF!
>>79052848
Shit