Satania Ausgabe
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>>75472345
>>75472388
Sie fallen tatsächlich auf den Köder rein.
Q.E.D Ihr seid alle dumme Idioten. Mich wundert es, dass ihr 10 Finger tippen könnt.
Würde ich euch ehrlich gesagt nicht zutrauen.
>bald 22 Uhr
>immernoch 22°C
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
'sheed banter edition
They call Muslims cups cause of the prayer caps? That's just too cute.
jonathan bowden was an intellectual giant, funny how all the cleverest people are facists, funny that indeed
>>75471895
And I'm guessing you're as clever as they come?
to me to you edition
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Why do polish people say ,,pola~~'' when they see something cute?
Like : pola~~ pola~~
:3
pola~ pola~
pola~ pola~
nipahhhhhhhhh~~ <3
I love America
If you love America so much, why don't you marry it?
>>75470116
I would if I could
>>75470116
I tried
Here we post our travelling experiences. It can be short term touristic bullshit or longer things, don't care. I'll start with mine in Australia. Didn't think it would be this fucking long.
TL;DR : spent two years in Australia and had a blast. If anyone is doing fuck all with their lives right now, the australian WHV is quite easy to get.
>may 2015
>bored with life, working a shit retail job, I'm a shy cunt so no real friends, no parties and no gf
>pathetic sex life
>can't handle how shit Paris is
>have like 5k saved, still in parents house at 23
>fly to Brisbane, Australia with a working holiday visa of a year
>don't know what to expect, don't even know how long I'm gonna be there
>spend the next 20 hours trapped with fatties on both sides and crying babies
>had the same thing on the way back to France, babies on plane should be gassed
>arrive at 10pm or something, night time
>hostel is 8km away, too tired to think about taking a bus
>lines of cabs next to me
>wave at driver, he comes out
>"Hey ye goin m8"
>mfw
>actually manage to have a decent chat with him, even with my broken english
>arrives and pay 48 dollars for like 15mins ride
>realize taxis are a fucking scam here
>walk around the fortitude valley, heaps of pubs, realize how expensive smoking is here and how lame the tobacco is
>spend first night in hostel in a pricy single room
cont.
>the hostel is fuck huge
>hot chicks everywhere
>pub right next to it, literally walk 10 meters and grab a pint of VB
>ebola tier beer but everyone drinks it and you get used to it anyway
>drinking is expensive even for beers, 8 bucks a pint
>spend the next two weeks getting used to always having people around
>little bit hard sometimes but everyone is friendly, also drinks help
>those two weeks are a blast, going out with a bunch of scottish lads
>english also improves a tiny bit from practice
>it would take me three bloody months before the language wouldnt be a fucking problem
>manage to shag a fat canadian sheila
>success.jpeg
>spend the next month in another hostel because cheaper place
>also shit place, crowded kitchen all the time
>cockroaches crawling around
>constantly meet amazing people
>a few cunts as well
cont.
>sleeping with 12 people
>a few good friends in there but a lot of people staying for a night that you don't even know
>one dude is 50+ years old and has been in that room since years
>has a funny smell and does fuck all except reading
>doesnt talk to anyone and actually acts rudish sometimes
>snores like a motherfucker
>sleeps so deeply that kicking his bunk doesnt even wake him up
>I learn about ear plugs
>one night forget to put them in
>never ever do that in a hostel
>wake up at 3am to a bloke and a girl coming into the room giggling
>bloke's bed is above the old cunt's one
>they get on it and actually start shagging with 10+ people asleep (well not anymore)
>It's dark but still can see the girl on top and the bed shakes and squeaks like fuck
>have a boner
>glance at the bottom bed and hear the old fart still snoring
>he was actually still sleeping
>snoring so fucked up he didnt even wake up
>mfw
>brisbane is such a nice city to be in
>has a river in it and a lot of people run along it and I run with them, also go to the gym
>australians are very friendly as well
>two months in my australian existence and I'm still burning my money
>can't find a fucking job in hospitality because "experience needed"
>afraid of construction jobs because hard work
>as I'm writing this I also realize how much of a pussy I was
>buy a car, 1999 ford falcon station wagon so I can sleep in it if needed
>first car ever and stressed as fuck about it
>driving on the left doesnt help
>hear about farm jobs going on in Gayndah QLD (400km inland from brisbane)
>drives away with two dudes from the hostel that I barely know
>stressed about it but they seem friendly, one of them is french and smokes joints all the time
>we all smoke weed anyway
>set off for a drive into the australian bush
Are you proud of being from you country?
>Portugal
Maybe
>tfw America keeps exporting their goddamn degeneracy our way
For the love of god man.
No, I'm a citizen of the world
>>75468288
nice
>Post random pic from Poland
>French anons get angry for some reason
Explain this
>>75467942
1 Large Fry
1 Large Coke
1 Double Cheeseburger
1 Oreo McFlurry
>>75467942
They're angry at the fact that your country is 99.8 percent native white and yet still has no culture
They'd exchange lower incomes to purge their countries of Africans and Arabs im sure. Eastern Europe is the future
>>75467942
>tfw i've been there
Galeria Krakowska, right?
Édition montre Lanco en or, chemise de lin beige, et meccariellos aux pieds en terrasse d'une villa sud-américaine, en surplomb de la jungle.
salut les filles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro1eMDYVc9A
How easy is it in your country to find a gf?
it's imposible, please don't come and try.
Easy, as long as you know how to be yourself.
I wouldn't know; I've never seen one.
Dutchies. Why does your senate spit in your face?
what is this supposed to mean you dumb anglo
it does? WTF?
I love the dutch senate now
>>75467750
They hate us.
I love Europeans but mostly the French
>>75467566
fuck off ouiaboo
>>75471106
No
>>75467566
I bet you love cocks as well
O CANADA
>>75467484
>Alaska
>>75467484
you've been cucked out of alaska
>>75467484
TERRE DE NOS AIEUX
Post your map.
>>75467440
Why hate towards french guiana?
Let me guess, you voted on Le Plompf?
>dislike l'italie
t-tres bien sempai
Greatest Allies edition.
jews did 9/11
Champagne?
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