>be european
>explode
>be american
>get shot
>be african
>get aids
>be asian
>get enslaved
>be australian
>get eaten by giant spiders
>be mexican
>get beheaded
>be brazilian
>get soup'd
>be venezuelan
>starve
>be chilean
>earthquake
good observation
>be argentine
>?
>>75916525
>be black
>June 11th, 2017
51st state :D
STILL haven't started improving my life
>>75915776
Sad!
I wish I was American
No you don't
>>75915638
I do
>>75915495
You wish you were a middle class american with a comfy office job, not some guy paid barely enough for rent, gas and crappy food, working a dead end job without being able to afford education or even retirement.
post some good international party tracks, you neets
Sweden
https://youtu.be/M8Ng6cyVIEM
>>75915475
I don't know much about guatemalan dance music but here you go
https://youtu.be/9lIUbvI9veY
>>75915475
Why is she doing the white power symbol?
Moldova
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvaLAs9cex4
Say it with me "PRIME MINISTER CORBYN 2018"
bit early there mate
JANITOR OBLIVIATE
>286
pushing it
Horribly early. GET HIM
>DESPACITO
>SUAVE-SUAVECITO BURRITO BURRITO
Has Despacito become popular in your cunt yet?
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-40191662/despacito-the-latin-hit-taking-over-the-world
>BURRITO IN THE LYRICS
I KNEW IT! But how does burrito come in the picture? I thought the song was about sexy time
unless, they are referring to dick as a burrito which would be pretty uncouth even by their standards
>>75915303
Spanish is disgusting by default, when it gets dumbed down like in these ghetto songs it's like staring Satan right in the eyes.
>>75915303
>>75915377
Didn't mean to quote you, Miguel, sorry.
Why is Poland such a giant shithole?
because you touch yourself at night.
>>75982933
poland is the most based country in europe
>>75983057
Its still a massive shithole though?
this is the forth time I fail my driving test. I'm going to kill myself. goodbye
Don't worry, I'm 24 and just got my learner's permit last week.
remember to aim for the telephone pole, not the pedestrians
>tfw barely even passed mine
>tfw you can actually bribe the jury with a $100 bill just to be safe
sometimes i feel grateful for living in 2nd world
Édition des avantages partagés
premier pour les arabes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbIBF7K-AbA&t=6225s
POWER OF SOOOOOOUND
2nd pour leur extermination
Without googling, name 10 African countries
Nigeria, South Africa, Kenya, Egypt, Niger, Ethiopia, Congo, Zimbabwe, Angola and Botswana
Not too difficult if you're not globally ignorant.
>>75980225
Too easy, I even know the capitals of them all
>>75980225
french algeria
french protectorate of Morocco
french protectorate of tunisia
britain
portugal
spain
ottoman empire
transvaal
free orange state
south rhodesia
This triggers the TATAR
>>75969289
This triggers the tatar
centrists are the most irrelevant group of people on earth and are the supreme cucks
>>75979057
I WISH WE WERE IN YUGOSLAVIA TOO
/balt/
>>75976384
non un suo fan ma tu chi saresti per giudicarlo dal piedistallo?
la fiha
bucko is a scutter in the pants edition
da is giving me a talk
bit awkward lads
>>75914692
Why?
>>75914967
"Son, you will never know the tender touch of a woman, so there is no point in discussing this matter any further".
Kufic pixel art edition
Previous thread: >>75960732
/balt/
>>75976158
are you using a script or something?
Because it would be breddy autistic if you're just lurking what new thread is posted
>>75976216
In reply to your last post, you think Jordan is the gayest Arab country? That's weird. I would think Lebanon is.
>32°
>18°C
>26° and a gentle breeze
God, I love being an Italian sea Jew
>27°
feels good to live 25 minutes from the beach