I need some advice, my /int/ellectual friends.
I've been staying in France for about a month now and I've come to the conclusion that I want to get serious about living in the EU. I don't necessarily hate the US per se, but long story short coming here confirmed my long-term feeling of wanting to leave. I want to know what my most realistic options are for living in the EU.
I was born in the Netherlands in 1996 but both my parents were Americans living temporarily in Germany at the time so I don't have a very strong case for Dutch citizenship at all and I assume I'd have to be naturalized if I wanted to go that route. I've been studying French for a few years now but have only really gotten serious about it in the last year. That being said, I've been surprisingly successful so far in speaking French with natives, although I still have quite a bit of difficulty depending on what I'm discussing. I have two more years of undergraduate studies left at my university and plan to at least finish out that degree before leaving. I am going to take a very heavy French course load so as to get as fluent as possible but I know it will be an ongoing process for the rest of my life.
What are the ~'easiest'~ western European countries to become a citizen of given my circumstances? I'm not opposed to taking up another language and am willing to work very hard and consistently to reach fluency. I'm also not necessarily opposed to joining something like the French Foreign Legion (provided they don't do horrible shit as consistently and as badly as the US military) or doing civil servant stuff. Dual citizenship would be preferred but I'm willing to give up my American citizenship if need be. Also, it's a huge plus if the country could have some graduate programs for clinical psychology.
Any advice would be appreciated as long as it's honest. Thanks in advance.
visit the embassy of yours to find out the rules or just inform yourself through the institutions of france how to start the process of staying there
>>76007546
your post is too long, no one gonna read it
Before taking any long term actions like learning languages and so on do an extensive research of how you can become a citizen.
You don't want to end up wasting years on thing you didn't have to.
Also consider marriage as a practical solution. I'm not telling you to get out there and have a sham, I'm just saying it's something you could do with the right person if the law works that way.
Reddit has some resources and there are probably other sites.
If you're not blue, you're not white.
Buy my books please. :)
>>76007848
hello my white brother
>>76007848
Varg surprisingly goes apeshit if you say that Hungarians or Finns are not EVROPEAN.
>>76007848
Do any white supremacists take Varg seriously?
Three South Asian team are through to the semis. Which of them will make it to the finals?
is that cricket???
Am!
>>76007496
She looks bored
Hmmm...I predict India v Pak 2.0 with India thrashing them once again
*autistic screeching* edition
/cum/
/cum/
>>75963370
It was fun tho. It's like kikeposting on /pol/
How many languages can you speak fluently?
I can speak all nordic languages
1.5
One
But I can speak about a 10 others really, really badly
wtf I love Italian girls now
wtf I love Polish girls now
>>76007021
How come? What changed?
>>76007021
haram
good morning, another day to waste with vidya and ship posting
what do you have planned today?
lets see how folks from different cunts differ in their daily business
>friends gonna show up at 12:30
>gonna drive to Norway
>most of the day will be spent on the road
>have about 10 stops planned on the way
So most of my day will be chilling in my buddies car, drinking beer and watching the views. Later tonight or early tomorrow we should have arrived in Norway. Gonna see the sights and take tons of pictures. It's sunny and warm so I'm ready.
>>76007126
Nice .
My self is gonna :
>clean my house
>probably torrent a few movies for tonight
>cook lunch and dinner
>play some vidya ( M&B Warband) and drink a few beers
I think that's about it. Chill day.
>browse the net all day
>can't justify playing fun vidya because that would be a clear waste of time
>so in the end don't have fun and don't accomplish anything
>comfy
>hot grills
>hot boys
>nice climate
>safer than western europe
why haven't you pretended you're a jew and moved to israel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH1CS-ArtUI
israel is the greatest country on earth. if you claim otherwise then you are arab
>>76006964
Israel is a shithole that has no right to exist and should be nuked or something
>>76006964
>wait until all the kikes reunite in israel
>nuke it
>problem solved
how can one country contribute so much to memes?
>>76006960
Apparently imageboards are a normie thing over there.
>>76007183
they are, and it's terrible
>>76007201
>tfw no auschan filled with degenerate teenagers talking about rust and the million other survival games aussies really love for some reason
Why germans produce best gas ovens in the world?
Not just good gas ovens, but good to the point that there is no competition worldwide.
What is their secret?
>>76006745
they invested a lot of time in R & D during the last war
>>76006745
Germans are workaholics, they are doing everything very qualitatively
>>76006745
former /balt/ + /ausnz/
lithuania has been expelled to /polska/
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
>>76006908
second for Emiliano Zapata
I shall exterminate the lithuanian menace
>tfw Philippine Spanish will go extinct in your lifetime
feels good desu
>>76006577
ok, armando de la cruz xairylee rizal.
>>76006577
No one is interested in a bunch of gooks poorer than Mexico.
>>76007042
>t. moor
Countries that are always the villains:
England
Germany
Countries that are always the heroes:
Poland
Vietnam
Ireland
The villains wage wars specifically for the love of murder and bloodshed, oppress peoples for despise human rights, are full of hypocrisy and terrorize the world multiple times throughout centuries with their love for rape, murder and death.
The heroes fight foreign invaders with the sole purpose of removing them from their country, their home. They fight not only for freedom, but for peace.
>>76006530
Kill yourself weeb scum
>>76006530
>Vietnam is a hero
>Ireland is a hero
>>76006530
Kill yourself weeb scum
Why are altrightfags and burgerbongs always surprised that Germans love Arabs today? Germany has no reason to hate Arabs, what have Arabs ever done to Germany? Arabs supported Germany in the war, they've never fought a war against Germany, it wasn't Arabs that flattened German cities, raped it's women, genocided it's population.
Arabs + Krauts = eternal bros
Great thread, I am really looking forward to the reasonable and robust political discussion that results from your post. It will not degenerate into bullshit and that was most certainly not your intention.
Unrelated, but what do neonazis gain from denying the hololol? that just makes hitler look like more of a wimp
>>76006408
May have been his intention, but the guy certainly has a point tbqh.
If the thread walks, I'll be quietly reading it. Wanna know what people have to say about this. lul
Do you think the EU will still be a thing in 25 years time?
>>76006342
who is this coalburning whore ?
4 years at most.
>>76006342
the day Poland finally reaches positive net contributions, it will dissolve