Okay here we have some vocaroo for morning lesson: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k1bR8YNWqs
And here's the summary:
Jak się masz? - How are you?
Co tam u Ciebie? - same as above
Co u Ciebie słychać? - same as above
W porządku - I'm fine
Nie za dobrze - Not so well
Ile masz lat? - How old are you?
Mam [...] lat(a) - I'm [...] years old
Gdzie mieszkasz? - Where do you live?
Mieszkam w [...] - I live in [...]
Skąd jesteś? - Where are you from?
Jestem z [...] - I'm from [...]
And here are some cunt names:
Poland - Polska (nom.) - Polsce (loc.) - Polski (gen.)
Bulgaria - Bułgaria (nom.) - Bułgarii (loc.) - Bułgarii (gen.)
Argentine - Argentyna (nom.) - Argentynie (loc.) - Argentyny (gen.)
Mexico - Meksyk (nom.) - Meksyku (loc.) - Meksyku (gen.)
Venezuela - Wenezuela (nom.) - Wenezueli (loc.) - Wenezueli (gen.)
USA - Ameryka (nom.) - Ameryce (loc.) - Ameryki (gen.) (that was colloquial name for USA, literary means "America")
Or USA - Stany Zjednoczone (nom.) - Stanach Zjednoczonych (loc.) - Stanów Zjednoczonych (gen.)
Germany - Niemcy (nom.) - Niemczech (loc.) - Niemiec (gen.)
Russia - Rosja (nom.) - Rosji (loc.) - Rosji (gen.)
UK - Wielka Brytania (nom.) - Wielkiej Brytanii (loc.) - Wielkiej Brytanii (gen.) (literary - Great Britain)
I'll post the lesson in a few minutes
>>76100280
Wow, you survived till second lesson, in which, as I promised, we'll learn some basic questions about somebody's life
First of all, we'll take a look on how to ask "How are you?"
The simplest way to do it is to say "Jak się masz?", but there's also "Co (tam) u Ciebie
(słychać)?" (you have to choose either "tam" or "słychać", but you can't use them in the same time, nor you can ignore both of them)
And the answer is often either "W porządku" (if you're fine), or "Nie za dobrze" if you are in bad mood
The other question to learn is "How old are you?"
In polish we say "Ile masz lat?", which literary means "How many years do you have?"
The answer is "Mam [...] lat", e.g. "Mam 21 lat" (we take a look on polish numerals in Saturday; if number ends with 2, 3, or 4 you use "lata" instead, with exceptions for 12, 13, and 14, in this cases you use "lat" and if it's exactly 1, you use "rok")
And here comes another one, "Gdzie mieszkasz?" which is equivalent of "Where do you live?"
The answer is "Mieszkam w [place in locativus]" e.g. "Mieszkam w Polsce"
And the last one is "Skąd jesteś?" ("Where are you from?")
The answer is "Jestem z [place in genetivus]" e.g. "Jestem z Polski" ("I'm from Poland")
What is worth mentioning is fact that diffrent noun's forms are used in two last examples, but we'll bother with noun declination and cases much later, now you only have to remember that if you talk about the place you're living you use locativus (miejscownik), and when you talk about place you are from, you use genetivus (dopełniacz); standard form of a noun is nominativus (mianownik)
i'm not interested in learning but bump for educating the nemci
wrzucam swoje stare OC
Communist shithole
wow you are fucking rude to my brother fuck you
>>76100362
your a democratic shithole
>>76100406
you are fucking 56% fucking mongrel
Meanwhile I'm down here enjoying a windy 23 degrees.
Hang in their fellow mooros, scantly clad iberian senoritas are worth it
> captcha select all images with shorts
confirmed
>Morocco
>In between massive mountains and the ocean
>Spain
>Desolated plain wasteland and river depressions
Just because you're some km's to the south that doesn't mean you HAVE to be hotter than us
Look at that map. Zaragoza is hot as fuck. To it's south, a lot less hot. Why? cuz mountains
Andalusian mediterranean coast? because mountains and the sea (same exact situation as morocco)
>40º all week and TV says we are about to get a heatwave for 10 days
>>76103176
>41ºC
Poor bastards
>Ctrl + F "finn"
>0 results
>Ctrl + F "finl"
>0 results
I only do this to see if someone make fun of us again
>>76099871
I made lot of finnish threads in late 2014, but I was 18 and idealistic, now I'm 21 and too depressed to make /int/ threads.
>>76099871
I want to make the regular troll threads about halop stuff and what not but I don't feel like it.
Have these been trivialised?
Only the peace prize.
Peace is a joke, Literature is a joke, Economics is a joke.
The rest is and always has been respectable.
>>76098695
I don't know ask Bob Dylan
>tfw everyone of your former empire speaks russian
weak poor decentralised blob =/= empire
>tfw everyone of your former landmasses call you monkey subhuman
i hate racism so much...
>>76101604
кypвa мaть, дoлoй пaнoв
edycja poszukiwania żony która nie brzydziłaby się połknąć spermy anona
>>75985737
w końcu bez plucia
aż mi stanął
ehh anoni
fajny general. dawajcie teraz nowy zaspamujcie anime bo za mało wam ojciec atencji w domu daje
>this kills the white race
all whites must perish
all whites must perish
all whites must perish
ITT - post the image that represents your country
How true is the stereotype that Japanese, Chinese and Korean women have tight vaginas?
It's not hard you find comments on internet: "my bet sex was with an East Asian girl. Tight vagina, etc
>>76097870
>best
>>76097870
If asian womyn have a smaller bodyframe I'd imagine their vaginas are also scaled proportionally.
>>76097870
I don't know. I'm 21 and virgin.
Redpill me about Israel.
What are the most popular and wanted proffesions here? How do people live in it? Are they really very agressive and racist towards all foreigners as some of our media say? Is it true that there is a huge conflict between secular Jews and religious Rabbins in Israel? And how do most of Israelits feel about foreign politics of Netanyahu, local Arabs, Palestine and their relationships with Iran?
Sorry if I asked too many questions, but I am really curious about Israel.
nobody wants to redpill me, sad.
>>76097748
>What are the most popular and wanted proffesions here?
More or less the same as in the West.
>How do people live in it?
Too broad of a question.
>Are they really very agressive and racist towards all foreigners as some of our media say?
Russians are way more racists and aggressive to foreigners 2bh
>Is it true that there is a huge conflict between secular Jews and religious Rabbins in Israel?
Yes, kind of.
>And how do most of Israelits feel about foreign politics of Netanyahu
We care more about domestic problems, and he's not very popular in that area
>local Arabs
Some are ok, some are not.
>Palestine and their relationships with Iran
Wut?
It's shit.
Don't come they will steal all of your shekels
>ywn be South Korean
>>76097671
>>76098519
wow, from German to Korean... Interesting.
>>76098519
Wtf
1. Your country
2. Have you tried Pakistani food?
Canada
Yes. It's fucking terrible. I'm pissed that I just spent $25 buying different stuff to try and all of them taste bad.
>>76097564
>east coast USA
It's shit
>>76097564
Pakistani and Indian food are the GOAT you're just a pleb
>>76097564
Ignore the flag, I'm actually Brazilian
Tbh I've no idea what pakistani food even looks like. Curry and lamb I'm assuming? Post examples pls
What's her name lads?
Who?
Fernanda, she's a brazilian girl with a great bunda.
She broke up with me to date Chadinho. :(
>>76097398
Butch
If I was to learn a Scandinavian language, would the more prudent choice be Swedish or Norwegian?
>>76097077
Danish
t. Paco Jamal Rodriguez Svensson
How close are those languages anyway? Are they as close as, let's say, German and Dutch, or are they 99% the same thing like Serbian and Croatian?